Daughter-in-law

Chapter 302 7 Gods

Li Qilin was taken aback and immediately peed out.

Lu Zhou was also surprised by the opponent, subconsciously diverted Li Qilin's pissing direction, and shot at the opponent with urine: "Who are you?"

Li Nanxuan and Hou Qing heard the sound, ran over quickly, and saw a ghost in the corner licking Li Qilin's pee.

Hou Qing said: "He is a toilet ghost, and he often likes to sneak and hide in the toilet and watch people use it conveniently."

Lu Zhou was speechless: "There are ghosts with such a hobby? Does he not think the latrine smells bad?"

"Smelly?" Hou Qing scoffed, "Have you heard of the poop-feeding ghost just now? He specializes in inhaling the heat of poop."

Lu Zhou: "..."

He can skip dinner today.

The toilet ghost didn't mind Li Qilin shooting him to pee at all. Seeing that Li Qilin finished peeing, he asked Lu Zhou in a hoarse voice, "Do you want to pee? I want to see you pee."

The corners of Lu Zhou's eyes twitched: "No urine."

Being stared at by a ghost, even if you want to pee, you can't pee.

"So you want to take a shit?"

Lu Zhou really wanted to kick him: "No."

"Oh, I'll come again next time." The toilet ghost went back to the ground.

"You don't have a chance to come again." Lu Zhou immediately sealed up the hut, so as not to allow toilet ghosts to come in and see them.

Hou Qing said: "There are all kinds of ghosts with evil tastes in Songdi City, and they will appear from every corner of the house from time to time."

Lu Zhou: "..."

Li Qilin looked up at Lu Zhou: "Daddy, I'm done peeing."

"Oh." Lu Zhou put on his pants for him: "Let's go and see the room."

Lu Zhou and the others chose the room, and after lunch, Fushen finally returned with his "family".

"Xiaozhou, my lord, I'm back."

Lu Zhou and the others immediately walked out of the hall when they heard the voice of the God of Fortune, and saw a large group of people standing in the courtyard.

The God of Fortune smiled and introduced to Lu Zhou and the others: "The girl in the white dress is called Xue'er, the man in the dark blue robe is called Lao Wu, the old man with pockmarked face is called Lao Pou, and the smiling man is called Lao Huan. The one who drinks is called Laojiu, the one who wears a light green dress is called Huan'er, and the man with a gentle smile is called Laoyou."

With so many people he introduced, Lu Zhou and the others didn't know any of them except that they could guess that the man named Lao Huan was the God of Huanxi.

Why do you have to guess about the God of Rejoice?

Because Huanxi's appearance is not the same as when he first saw him, so he can only guess who he is based on his name.

Hou Qing sneered: "Didn't you mean to bring your own people here? Why don't you even know your own people?"

Lu You and Li Nanxuan: "..."

Lao You smiled and looked at Hou Qing with a gentle face.

Hou Qing was taken aback by him.

Lao You walked towards him, stared at him up and down: "You are full of evil spirits."

Hou Qing raised his eyebrows: "So what."

He is a corpse king alone, without evil spirits, could he have good spirits?

Lao You's face changed, from a gentle smile to a ferocious look, he took out his good and evil whip and threw it on the ground, with a "pop" sound, a crack was hit on the ground.

Everyone: "..."

"Don't bully Houqing's younger brother." Li Qilin stood in front of Houqing, raised his head and stared at Lao You.

Fushen scolded: "Old You, what did you say about you before you came here? Have you forgotten?"

Lao You remembered his purpose of coming here, immediately put away the good and evil whip, and apologized to everyone with a gentle appearance: "Sorry, sorry, I made a mistake again."

Lu Zhou, Li Nanxuan, Hou Qing: "..."

What's wrong with this is so terrible, just take out a whip and beat people casually.

Lu Zhou looked at the God of Fortune, who said, "I will explain to you later, except for the seven of them, the others are servants. If you have anything to do, tell them to do it and make sure it is done properly."

The God of Fortune said to the "servants": "Go and clean the yard quickly, and it must be cleaned before dark."

"Yes." The servants dispersed.

The God of Fortune said to Li Qilin: "Little Qilin, can you take Master Houqing to play somewhere else?"

Hou Qing knew that they avoided him and had something to say, so he snorted coldly, turned his head and left.

Li Qilin said to Li Nanxuan: "Daddy, I still want to play with brother Hanhan."

"Okay." Li Nanxuan reluctantly took out the sword and gave it to him.

After the children left, Fushen said to Li Nanxuan and the others: "Let's talk in the house."

Everyone entered the hall, God of Fortune set up an enchantment, and then met Lu Zhou and the others: "The Xue'er I introduced to you just now is actually Xue Nu, the daughter of the Snow God. She has the same supernatural power as his mother, and can use all things related to snow. Mana."

Lu Zhou, who was standing next to Xue Nu, rubbed his arms: "No wonder the room suddenly became cold."

Fu Lao smiled: "Old Wu, like Lao Bai, is Xuanwu among the four gods. Lao Po is the god of acne, a god who specializes in causing acne on others, Lao Jiu is the god of wine, and he especially likes to drink, and Huan'er is the magic fairy , I usually like to use illusions to confuse people. Lao You is You Yi Ling Guan is a warrior god who is responsible for patrolling and observing good and evil. Once he sees evil people, he likes to take out good and evil whips to punish bad people. As for Lao Huan, you also know that he is the God of Huanxi, And those so-called servants are actually heavenly soldiers and generals."

"Hahaha——" The God of Joy said to Lu Zhou and the others: "Xiaozhou, we meet again, shouldn't we be happy?"

Everyone said in unison: "No need."

God of Joy: "..."

The God of Fortune said to the Seven Gods: "We are here to help Xiaozhou and the others. You must cooperate with them and obey their orders as much as possible. By the way, you must call Nanxuan King and stop showing off."

The seven gods nodded.

Li Nanxuan and Lu Zhou said to them: "I hope all the gods will take care of you in the future."

The seven gods laughed and said, "Please take care of me too."

Li Nanxuan stood up and said, "There are four small courtyards in the south courtyard, which are very suitable for you to live there. I'll take you there to have a look."

"Okay." Everyone stood up and walked out of the hall, and saw Li Qilin and Hou Qing sitting in the pavilion feeding the little sword spirit from a distance.

After the little sword spirit was full, he pulled out a few pieces of piss as usual.

At this moment, a monster that looked like a pig but had no pig ears and nose, skin thicker than pig skin, and a pile of fat appeared under Xiao Jianlai.

Before Lu Zhou and the others could react, the other party ate shit that hadn't turned into a stone into his mouth, chewed it, and suddenly there was a click, and his teeth were hit. He hurriedly spit out the shit that had turned into a stone, dissatisfied Said: "What kind of shit is this so unpalatable?"

Li Qilin said in a childish voice, "This is... this is urine, uh, it's fecal stones."

Lu Zhou and Li Nanxuan: "..."

The monster didn't pay attention to him, nor did they hurt them, and left with two bah bah.

Lu Zhou asked, "That one just now was..."

The God of Fortune said: "It's the ghost who waits on babies. This ghost thinks that the baby's stool is delicious. It often watches over it. As long as there is a baby's stool, it will run over immediately."

Lu Zhou was speechless: "The ghosts here are really special."

Li Nanxuan continued to take them to the south courtyard.

After the gods found their rooms, Lu Zhou discovered that Xuanwu was missing.

"Where's Lao Wu? Why hasn't he followed? Did he leave for something?"

Fushen said: "He moves slowly, don't worry about him, leave a room for him, and he will come by himself."

"Then you rest first, and we won't bother you."

On the way Lu Zhou and Li Nanxuan left Nanxuan, they saw a monster made of a turtle and a snake with a body only the size of two fists slowly crawling along the corridor.

Lu Zhou asked strangely: "There are still monsters in our house? Where did they come from? It can't be another ghost who came to steal shit?"

Monster Beast: "..."

Li Nanxuan laughed and said, "He is Lao Wu."

Lu Zhou: "..."

Lao Wu continued to move forward slowly, and it took 5 minutes to cover a distance of one meter.

Lu Zhou couldn't stop watching, and asked, "Old Wu, do you want me to carry you to your room?"

"No, I like to climb slowly by myself, don't worry about me."

"Okay, let's go."

Lu Zhou and Li Nanxuan returned to the room and rubbed their aching brains: "I found that ghosts, whether they are gods or ghosts, have strange hobbies."

Li Nanxuan said with a smile, "Just get used to it."

Suddenly, Lu Zhou felt the temperature in the room drop, he shook his body: "Nanxuan, do you feel very cold here?"

Li Nanxuan looked around and found that the ground and walls were frozen. He got up and opened the room. There was fine snow in the yard, but the snow stopped soon and the yard returned to its original state.

"Ha Chirp—" Lu Zhou came out and asked, "What's going on?"

"Maybe Cher is snowing."

Lu Zhou: "..."

"It should have been stopped by Fushen, so it returned to its original state."

Suddenly, the sky lit up and turned into daylight. The sun was still hanging in the sky, and the empty yard was also full of flowers. Lu Zhou said happily, "Finally, I saw the daytime of the sun again? Which god made this?" ?”

Li Nanxuan thought for a while: "It should be Huanxian."

"This ability is good, and I no longer have to see the dark night."

Li Nanxuan pushed him: "It's time for you to take a nap."

"Just let me watch it again, or I'll wake up and it'll be dark again."

Li Nanxuan let him watch it for another 10 minutes: "Can I go back to my room for an afternoon nap?"

"Got it, got it, I'm going to sleep." Lu Zhou reluctantly returned to the room, took off his robe and sat on the bed, but when his body touched the bedside, it was empty underneath, he was shocked With a cry, one buttocks sat on the ground.

Hearing the voice, Li Nanxuan ran in quickly: "What's wrong?"

"What's the matter with this bed? I obviously sat on the edge of the bed, why did I fall to the floor?" Lu Zhou got up and touched the bed. The bed was right in front of his eyes, but he couldn't feel the existence of the bed. Passed the bed and found a void.

Li Nanxuan couldn't laugh or cry: "What you see now is a phantom."

Lu Zhou was taken aback: "Ah? Where's the bed? Isn't the bed here?"

Li Nanxuan pulled him forward a few steps, and then let him sit down: "The bed is here."

Lu Zhou touched the invisible bed and asked, "What's going on?"

"I guess it's Huan Xian who is messing with us."

Lu Zhou: "..."

"Do you still think this ability is good?"

Lu Zhou rolled his eyes and said, "God, please give me more gods who are as good as God of Fortune."

Li Nanxuan smiled and pulled the quilt on him.

Lu Zhou yawned: "I fell asleep."

"Ah."

Lu Zhou quickly fell asleep, and then woke up with screams.

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