Chapter 248 The Immortals Are My Relatives
Chapter 248 The Immortals Are My Relatives
The person Lu Zhou and the others saw was none other than He Bo who had clashed with them some time ago.
The moment He Bo saw Lu Zhou, he was furious, but when he saw his handshake with Li Nanxuan's ten fingers, he was stunned, and his anger dissipated immediately: "Where is Le Xiao? He's not with you??"
"Le Xiao?" Lu Zhou was shocked and said, "Le Xiao is here too? Is he also from Xuanmen?"
"No, but I followed his breath, so I thought he was following you when I saw you."
Lu Zhou: "..."
He felt that Le Xiao was really pitiful. He provoked a terrible fairy, and everything he did would be known by the other party, so there would be no privacy in the future.
Since Le Xiao didn't come with Lu Zhou, He Bo didn't bother with him, and continued walking. When he passed Lu Zhou and saw that he was following Lu Zhou sending messages to the president, he was fascinated, and he sneered: "The retribution has finally come, this is what you will end up with if you don't respect the gods."
Lu Zhou looked at him inexplicably: "What do you mean?"
"Aren't you a student of mystical arts? You can't even see such a big god in front of you? But it's also good if you can't see it, lest you regret it so much that you want to commit suicide." He Bo curled his lips and said, "I really look forward to seeing it You look very unlucky."
Lu Zhou: "..."
He himself is unlucky enough, so why look forward to it.
Li Nanxuan frowned.
At this time, Shuaishen raised his head after sending the message, saw He Bo standing in front of him, and asked in surprise, "He Bo, why are you here?"
"He came to find someone." He Bo patted him on the shoulder: "You should spread more bad luck to Lu Zhou, and let him know that offending the gods will end badly."
Everyone: "..."
Shuaishen's head was covered with fog and sweat: "What are you talking about?"
Lu Zhou probably understood what He Bo said before, and he smiled and said to Shuaishen: "Uncle Lie, have you finished sending the message? Then can we go?"
It took several seconds for Shuaishen to realize that Lu Zhou was calling him. After he responded well, he said to the bewildered He Bo, "He Bo, I still have something to do. I will sit down and have a drink when I have a chance."
Unbelievable, He Bo held Shuaishen's arm and asked Lu Zhou, "What is your name, Shuaishen?"
Lu Zhou said innocently, "Uncle Lie?"
He Bo looked at Shuaishen: "Is Lu Zhou your grandnephew?"
Seeing another message from the president, Shuaishen nodded perfunctorily: "Yes, we are leaving."
"Impossible, you are a god who has lived for tens of thousands of years, where did you get your grandnephew? And the other party is a mortal?" No matter how he looked at it, He Bo felt that it was unscientific.
"Why can't it be possible?" Lu Zhou said nonsense, "Except for Shuaishen being my uncle Lie, Chunshen and Qiushen are my older brothers, Leigong and Dianmu are my uncles and aunts, Fengbo and Eighteen Arhats are my uncles, Venerable Wubailuo is my godfather, and God of Fortune is my godfather. There are too many, so I won’t go into details one by one. In short, apart from you, all other gods are my relatives..."
Everyone: "..."
He dared to say this, and he was not afraid of the gods getting angry?
He Bo scoffed, "You're blowing too much, don't you?"
Not to mention that the gods mentioned by Lu Zhou have been sealed, even if they are still in heaven, it is impossible for a large group of gods to recognize a mortal as a relative.
Lu Zhou found some photos he took with the gods before and showed him a few.
As a god, He Bo could tell at a glance whether the god in the photo was real or not, so he hurriedly asked Shuaishen who was sending a message, "Is everything he said true?"
"That's right." Shuaishen nodded indiscriminately, and continued to concentrate on sending messages to the president.
He Bo was completely stunned, with his mouth open, unable to speak for a long time.
Lu Zhou was very satisfied with the result, and turned to leave with Li Nanxuan.
The others followed behind them, and Li Zijun pushed forward, who was only focused on sending messages: "You are about to become a low-headed person just like ordinary people."
Shuaishen ignored him and continued to send messages.
When Lu Zhou couldn't see He Bo, he quickly opened the photo and whispered to the god inside: "What I said just now was just to make He Bo angry. Please forgive me if I offended you."
Li Nanxuan looked at him looking at the photo, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
Suddenly, Lu Zhou's cell phone rang, and it was Mr. Weng calling.
He picked it up and asked, "Old Weng, what can I do for you?"
Li Nanxuan heard that it was Weng Lao calling, and immediately used his spiritual power to listen to the content on the phone.
Old Weng said calmly, "Oh, your relatives are looking for you."
"My relative?" Lu Zhou couldn't guess who it was: "Who is it?"
"Your uncle and aunt."
"My uncle and aunt?" Lu Zhou was even more at a loss. He looked at Li Nanxuan: "Could it be that your fourth uncle and fourth aunt have returned home?"
Li Nanxuan raised his eyebrows: "This is the busiest time in the army, and it is impossible for them to come back."
"It's Lei Gong and Dian Mu." Weng Lao laughed and said, "Didn't you just tell He Bo that they are your uncle and aunt?"
At that moment, Lu Zhou was shattered by his words.
Li Nanxuan couldn't help smiling.
Lei Gong's voice came from the person on the phone: "I haven't heard someone call me uncle for a long time. This feeling is really amazing."
Mother Dian said with a smile: "No one has ever called me aunt, I think it is very fresh."
Then Fushen said: "I think it is more normal, because many children like to call me grandpa when they see me."
"Amitabha—" the five hundred venerables were in a delicate mood: "the Buddha has so many disciples, I am afraid that we are the only ones who will be fathers..."
"Hey, it's not..." Lu Zhou wondered, "How do you know?"
Weng Lao said with a smile: "The gods know everything."
Lu Zhou: "..."
At this time, the matchmaker asked, "Xiaozhou, which relative of yours am I?"
Lao Bai also asked aloud: "Xiaozhou, and me, who am I to you?"
Others also asked aloud.
"We'll talk when we get back." Lu Zhou hurriedly hung up the phone, and asked Li Nanxuan, "I said it casually, but they actually took it seriously."
Li Nanxuan said, "They were also joking."
At this time, there was commotion ahead.
Everyone looked forward curiously, and then gave way to a road.
Lu Heng and Li Nanyi tiptoed curiously and looked forward: "Who is here?"
The person standing in front said, "It's the abbot of the Jade Buddha Temple and the holy maiden from Nanxiang."
Everyone has seen the abbot of the Jade Buddha Temple, so everyone is going for the Nanxiang saint, and they all want to see what the saint looks like.
Li Nanxuan and Lu Zhou glanced at each other, then took a few steps back to make way for each other.
The abbot of the Jade Buddha Temple smiled kindly and nodded to the people around him to express his gratitude to everyone for making way for him. The saintess around him were dressed in white clothes and covered their faces like those seen on TV, and followed the abbot to nod and smile to everyone. , very polite, followed by a group of eminent monks and a group of great wizards, although their attitudes were very friendly, but still made the people of the small western family feel far away from their world and dare not get too close to them.
All the men at the scene stared at the saint, as if they wanted to take off her veil to see her beauty, but unfortunately they could only think about it and dare not take action.
After the abbot and the saintess left, Lu Zhou whispered, "Do you think she has a scheming plan, deliberately showing up in a high-profile way, so that we can be more vigilant, but she has been slow to act, giving me a kind of intentional let The feeling that we can't sleep peacefully."
Li Nanxuan knew that the "she" he was referring to was the saint, so he nodded: "After coming here, you really need to be more vigilant."
"Don't talk about her, let's move on."
Lu Zhou and the others came to the tent area to the north, and saw a large group of people of all kinds, some with gloomy faces and dark eyes, staring at people who did not belong to their area like poisonous snakes, some very Wretched, when you see good-looking people, you have colored eyes, some have sinister faces, and look like they will plot against each other at any time, but the most terrifying are people who look innocent and harmless, such people seem to be harmless , but often likes to stab a knife in the back, making people hard to guard against.
There is a good saying: the upper beam is not straight, the lower beam is crooked.
The great shamanism that leads the disciples does not have a proper shape, let alone the disciples below, and the leaders do not set rules for the disciples, let them do whatever they want, and do not control them too much, so the situation in the northern area is very chaotic. In addition to the human beings, there are also some small demons who have become spirits but have not transformed themselves. They follow their masters and do things for their masters.
Li Nanyi saw that there were some scary little things such as poisonous snakes and poisonous scorpions on her body, and she shrank away from King Fu in fear.
King Fu glared at the little monsters, so frightened that the latter quickly hid in the bodies of the wizards.
Kang Kai felt that the few of them were like food in a pot in the eyes of wizards, and they might be eaten into their stomachs at any time, so he couldn't help asking Lu Heng in a low voice: "Brother Heng, what are we doing here?"
Lu Heng said: "I don't know, I also followed."
Kang Kai: "..."
King Fu released his consciousness, scanned the entire northern area, and quickly found the location of Fengtang Temple, but he did not see their temple owner and elders, nor did he see Mao Dang who bullied Li Nanyi last time.
He said to Lu Zhou and the others: "I have found their followers, but they have not seen their followers or their elders."
Lu Zhou said: "Their temple masters and elders may be busy with other things, or they will come later, you don't have to worry, just know that the people they watch are coming, even if they don't come, they can't run away Temple, you can go to their Taoist temple to find people."
King Fu nodded.
Seeing that it was already five o'clock, Lu Zhou went back to the ancestral house of the Gong family first when it was almost time for dinner.
They came out from the south gate before, but when they returned, they walked through the north gate.
The waiter in the house saw them and immediately led them the way. When they passed a certain courtyard, they saw a few bodyguards guarding the gate to prevent others from entering.
King Fu and Shuaishen immediately sensed that something was wrong with the breath there, so they couldn't help but take a few more glances.
Seeing Shuaishen, Lu Zhou and the others kept staring at the courtyard, curiously asked the waiter, "Where is that place? Or who lives in the courtyard?"
The waiter smiled and said, "That's just where the palace masters live."
Lu Zhou looked at Li Nanxuan, who lifted the blindfold and saw a bunch of dark breath, and quickly pulled back the blindfold.
Li Nanxuan whispered in Lu Zhou's ear, "Yinmenyuan..."
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