Daughter-in-law

Chapter 205 It's time for punishment

Lu Zhou and Yue looked up at the sky with a smile: "What happened?"

Then, they heard Li Nanxuan's voice: "Xiaozhou, Miss Yue, little Qilin, wake up quickly."

"Smile, Xiaozhou, can you hear us?" It was the president's voice.

Lu Zhou and Yue looked at each other with a smile. In the next second, their eyes went dark, and then they felt that their eyelids were extremely heavy. They wanted to open their eyes, but they couldn't. It was extremely painful until someone slapped them on the face. opened his eyes.

Lu Zhou opened his eyes and saw Li Nanxuan smiling happily. After a while, he said, "Can I punch you a few times?"

Li Nanxuan raised the corners of his lips: "Yes, but are you willing?"

Then, there was a scream from the side.

"Smile, what are you doing?" The president held his sore chin: "Why did you hit me?"

Yue Yi smiled and stood up: "If I don't hit you, am I waiting to be hit by you?"

The president was even more inexplicable: "Why should I hit you?"

"Why did you hit me? You know it well." Yue Yi smiled and rolled up his sleeves: "I tell you, old lady, even if I die, I won't let you trick my uncle into a dream."

"Wait..." The president quickly grabbed her hand and said to Li Nanxuan, "Colonel Li, what's the matter with a smile? Are you bewitched?"

Lu Zhou said: "She should have been driven crazy by the dream, thinking that she was still in a dream."

Yue smiled and looked at Lu Zhou: "Are we not in a dream now?"

Lu Zhou smiled and said, "You'll know when you pinch it."

Yue Yixiao was quite cruel to himself, he twisted his arm hard, and immediately cried out in pain: "Ah, it hurts, it hurts, is it really not a dream now? I..."

She looked at the president, hugged him and pretended to cry: "Uncle, you just look at your niece's life and death for you. Adults don't count the faults of villains. Don't tell my mommy that I beat you, and don't let my mommy beat you." Know what I said, or I will die a miserable death, and you will never see your lovely niece again."

"I won't tell your mother, but as a girl, you can't speak foul language anymore." The president pulled her away and said, "Let me see if you were injured in the dream? Were you bullied by the succubus?"

"It's okay, it's okay, the Dream Demon won't hurt me until he lures you into the dream, right..." Yue Yi smiled and looked at Lu Zhou: "Xiao Zhou, how do you judge that we have returned to reality?"

Lu Zhou said helplessly: "Did you notice that it was particularly easy when we opened our eyes the last two times? This time it was different, it was as painful as a real nightmare, and we couldn't open it when we wanted to open it, and... "

He looked at Li Nanxuan: "My partner's expression and behavior are obviously different from the person in the dream. Although the succubus tried to copy the exact same Li Nanxuan from my memory, but less feeling means less feeling. In many places They are not people I am familiar with. This is how I can tell if I am in a dream. Just like Li Nanxuan in the dream, when eating, he chews slowly. It seems that he has the temperament of a young master of a big family. It will be like this, but sometimes he still can’t change the action of eating quickly in the army, even if he eats slowly, sometimes he will unconsciously open his mouth to eat.”

Li Nanxuan couldn't help but pinch his face when he heard this.

The president asked curiously: "Then what did you dream about in your dream? Why did you beat someone as soon as you woke up?"

Yue Yi smiled and simply recounted the dream: "So I thought it was a dream again, so I preemptively strike."

Lu Zhou said: "Dreams and reality are really difficult to distinguish. When you are in a dream, if you don't know that there is a succubus controlling everything, you will feel that everything is real, but it feels unreal, like a fake. Yes, I can’t tell whether it’s real or not, it’s very scary, I’m afraid I’ll live in a dream forever, in a fake world, and it’s hard to accept that everything will become unreal after waking up.”

The president rubbed his aching chin: "Then I was beaten unjustly."

Shuaishen said: "The succubi in the dream is really powerful. Once a large group of heavenly soldiers and generals died in his dream. Fortunately, we gods don't need to sleep, otherwise we will follow his way."

"Fairy?" Yue Yi smiled and picked up the little god: "Are you a fairy?"

Shuaishen asked in surprise, "Can you hear me?"

"sure."

"Aren't you an ordinary person?"

The president explained to Misused God: "My niece is of white witch blood from the aristocrats of Italy. She knows magic, so she can see things that ordinary people can't see. However, she can only return to China to see me within the time specified by her mother. "

Yue Yi smiled happily and said: "When I come back this time, my mommy and I can stay in the country all the time now, and I don't have to live in my grandma's house for a long time, and I can spend more time with my uncle here in the future."

The president smiled and said, "Be careful that your parents are jealous."

"They have two little devils pestering them so they don't have time to take care of me."

Lu Zhou returned to the original topic: "Why did we hear the succubus screaming before we woke up?"

Li Nanxuan explained: "Because I guess the dream demon is probably related to Leng Yan, only he has the ability to control the dream demon, so while they are dealing with you in the dream, let the elders in the ancient town go to his residence to find someone to deal with Leng Yan. Yan and Nightmare, otherwise you may not be able to wake up even when you die."

"How do you know where Leng Yan lives?"

"Since I met him in the last exhibition, I have found a person with high morals to follow him, and I will look for opportunities to catch him, but Leng Yan is very difficult to follow, and I will lose after following him. I have to find another person. Today It took me a long time to find out where he lived. Unfortunately, I only hurt the succubus in the end, and then Leng Yan took the succubus away. He has improved. A few months ago, he couldn't control the two evil beasts. Now he can control the evil beasts with ease. It is impossible to find someone to follow him in the future. He can control the evil beasts to hurt people. Today, he can hurt them. They moved their hands in their dreams." Li Nanxuan sighed: "Forget it, it's good that you can wake up, and there is still a chance to catch him in the future."

The president said: "It's almost nine o'clock, let's go eat first."

Lu Zhou looked out of the window and raised his eyebrows in surprise: "It's already dark? Have I slept for such a long time?"

"Yes." Li Nanxuan pulled him up: "Let's go eat."

Lu Zhou looked at Li Qilin, who was sleeping soundly, and worried, "Why hasn't the little Qilin woke up yet? Could it be that he was locked in a dream by the succubus and couldn't get out?"

Huaishen snorted, "I'm probably dreaming a sweet dream, and I can't bear to wake up."

Lu Zhou: "..."

Shuaishen looked at Lu Zhou: "Actually, I'm very curious. What did you dream about when you first entered the dream? You were so comfortable, and you were drooling, and you also shouted, "Just one Li Nanxuan is all you need"?"

Lu Zhou was ashamed: "Did I talk in my sleep?"

"Not only did I talk, but I also yelled very loudly."

Lu Zhou: "..."

Shuaishen teased him: "You didn't do anything to disrespect Colonel Li in your dream, did you?"

Lu Zhou immediately refuted him: "How is it possible? I wouldn't cheat even in my dreams."

Li Nanxuan rubbed Lu Zhou's head with a smile: "Let's go eat first."

After dinner, everyone went back to their respective rooms to rest.

Lu Zhou recounted in detail what happened in the dream, especially what Leng Yan said to him: "Nanxuan, do you think what he said is true or false?"

"You can't believe this person's words easily, I will check the authenticity." Li Nanxuan frowned: "If it is true, why did Heaven assign you to a person from the Yin Sect and not to a person from the Yang Sect?"

Lu Zhou said unhappily: "If I am assigned to someone from Yangmen, I will become your ancestor, and it is even more impossible to become a partner."

Li Nanxuan smiled: "Yes."

The two came out of the bath with their children, and Lu Zhou immediately threw Li Nanxuan onto the bed: "It's time for punishment."

Li Nanxuan was puzzled: "Punishment? Why punish me?"

"Hehe, when you were in the dream, you were marrying someone else, you were murdering me, and you even shot me in the chest. Do you think I want to get it back?"

Li Nanxuan was speechless: "The person in the dream is not me, it was copied by the dream monster, so it can't be taken seriously."

"But if I don't punish you, I can't heal my young heart."

Li Nanxuan said helplessly: "Okay, how do you want to punish me?"

Lu Zhou chuckled and took out a bunch of Talismans.

Li Nanxuan raised his eyebrows.

Lu Zhou took out a talisman with the words "Whisper softly" and stuck it on his back: "This is the price you pay for killing me."

"What did you post for me..." Li Nanxuan found that his voice changed in the middle of his speech, and he became like a shemale, speaking in a low voice, which sounded very weird: "..."

"Haha—" Lu Zhou smiled happily.

Seeing that they were having so much fun, the little unicorn crawled onto Li Nanxuan's face with a giggle.

"Why does this kid always like to sit on my face." Li Nanxuan lifted him away and slapped his little butt: "In the future, you can't sit on other people's faces, you know, it's very impolite and disrespectful to others. "

Unfortunately, when he said this, he had a sissy voice without any sense of majesty. Li Qilin was not afraid of him at all.

Lu Zhou laughed until his stomach twitched.

Li Nanxuan said helplessly: "Is the punishment enough?"

Lu Zhou tore off the talisman on his back: "Your voice is really ugly now. In order not to hurt my ears, I will remove this punishment first and replace it with another one."

"Is there another item?" Li Nanxuan looked at the pile of talismans in his hand, feeling that he had a hard time tonight: "When did you write so many talismans?"

"While you were chatting with the president, you wrote it secretly. In the next few days, you will receive special hospitality from my talisman until I am satisfied." Lu Zhou took out another sheet with the words "Affectionate without blinking" The talisman "Looking at Luzhou" was pasted on Li Nanxuan's body.

This time, Li Nanxuan didn't feel any change. After half a minute, he found that he couldn't blink his eyes, and he couldn't look away from Lu Zhou. As long as he shifted his gaze, his eyes would return to Lu Zhou: "You give me this time?" What kind of symbol is it pasted on?"

Lu Zhou looked at his "affectionate" eyes, stroked his chest and said, "I just let you look at my talisman affectionately, and now I can barely heal my little heart that was hurt in the dream."

Li Nanxuan couldn't laugh or cry, his eyes became more and more sour, and he was about to shed tears.

In order not to hurt his eyes, Lu Zhou tore the talisman after 2 minutes.

Li Nanxuan immediately counterattacked him: "Now it's my turn to punish you?"

Lu Zhou looked at the little guy who was sitting next to them and looked at them curiously: "No, there are children here."

Suddenly, the bedside mother-in-law and the bedside father-in-law appeared in front of them with smiles: "You are busy with your work, and I will take care of the children for you."

She happily left with the baby in her arms.

The father-in-law at the head of the bed made a cheering gesture to them: "We will send the child back before dawn, and you have time to toss slowly."

Lu Zhou: "..."

Li Nanxuan: "..."

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