Chapter 192 You Are Not Qualified To Know
Chapter 192 You Are Not Qualified To Know
Li Nanxuan hummed, but did not continue speaking.
Helplessness flashed across the president's eyes: "You don't have anything else to say?"
Li Nanxuan said: "You should tell me why you asked me to come here."
The president sighed silently: "You are so bored, how can your partner bear you."
Speaking of Lu Zhou, Li Nanxuan couldn't help but twitched his mouth: "He likes me very much, so you don't need to worry about it."
The other party is the president and the head of the country. Of course, the way he treats the other party is different from the way he treats Lu Zhou. It is impossible for him to talk to the president in an unscrupulous manner, and it is impossible for him to express his various thoughts.
The president glared at him angrily, and said straight to the point: "I want to suspend your vacation time first, and let you come back to protect me for a while. After this task is over, your vacation will continue and the vacation time will also be extended."
Li Nanxuan frowned: "Can't you find someone else?"
"I only believe in your Li family, but you are the only one in the current Li family who is free, and the others are either suspended or have tasks." The president glared at him: "If before, you readily agreed, but now you want to refuse, In your heart, am I not as important as your partner?"
Li Nanxuan really wanted to say yes, but if he said it, the president would probably kill him.
He asked: "Okay, I'll go back and talk to my partner, and I'll bring someone over at night, but I'm curious, why did you suddenly send more people to protect yourself?"
The president pinched the bridge of his nose: "I've been having nightmares every night recently, and I'm also restless during the day. I always feel that something bad will happen. The bodyguards outside are ordinary people. If something special happens, they will deal with it." No, only people who are as good as you can do."
"I have nightmares every day, it's really abnormal." Li Nanxuan pulled up the blindfold to check his body, but he didn't see any abnormalities, he said in a low voice, "I'll come back at night."
The president stood up and said, "Your brother has been framed by others, you should pay attention to yourself, and find out who the ghost here is by the way."
"It is necessary to check."
The president and Li Nanxuan left the secret room and continued their work.
Shuaishen dared to jump out from the dark place after Li Nanxuan left the office. He stared fiercely at the man in the office, and said in his heart, from today onwards, you will not only have nightmares, but you will also be depressed. Look at you How majestic.
He exhaled at the president, and the black mold drifted towards the president.
His eyes were about to enter the president's body, when suddenly, a golden light shook the black mist away.
Shuaishen was stunned for a moment, by the way, the opponent is Ziwei Xingjun, even if he goes down to the world, he still has a golden light protection body, otherwise he would have been killed by the bad guys of Taoism long ago.
He was jumping up and down under the chair in a hurry, what should he do if he couldn't get into Mr. Ziwei Xing's body?Do you want to follow him every day to make him bad luck?But starting tonight, Li Nanxuan will be responsible for protecting the president. If he keeps following him, he will definitely be discovered.
Suddenly, Shuaishen remembered his seal of decline. If he really put the seal of decline into the opponent's body, even Ziwei Xingjun's reincarnation, there should be a half chance of causing the opponent's bad luck. After all, the opponent is just a mortal now.
After he had seen Ziwei Xingjun's unlucky appearance enough, he would just take back the bad seal.
When Shuaishen thought about the bad luck of the person Fairy Lily liked every day, he felt particularly refreshed, and without any hesitation, he immediately sent the bad seal to Mr. Ziwei Xing, who was also the President.
Except for mortals, the general imprint must obtain the consent of the other party before the imprint can be penetrated into the other party's body, otherwise it will suffer low resistance or backlash, so when the decline seal hits the president, the golden light reappears to resist the decline seal, But he was not as strong as Ziwei Xingjun when he regained his real body, but Shuaishen still used a lot of divine power to push the Shuaiyin into the golden light, because he is not using his own body now, so his divine power is less than half of the original.
The moment the bad seal hit Ziwei Xingjun's forehead and heart, his whole body was almost weak, and he fell to the ground. Since his body was carved from wood, he made a slap when it came into contact with the ground.
Shuaishen was shocked, and hurriedly got up and ran away.
The President, who was looking at the document, heard the sound and immediately lowered his head to look, only to see an ugly puppet running away, which looked unusual at first glance.
He squinted his eyes and quickly picked it up: "Who are you?"
Shuaishen pretended to be dead and remained silent.
"Is it really a puppet?" The President checked the body of the wood, but found no place for a chain or a battery, indicating that it was just a piece of wood, but it can run by itself, so there is a problem: "You don't talk anymore , I’ll let someone take you and burn you.”
Bad God still didn't make a sound.
The President found a good friend from last time to give him a gift of a lighter, and then burned it at the bottom of Failing God.
The body that Shuaishen uses now is carved by Li Nanxuan from the firewood he picked up from the kitchen, so it will catch fire as soon as it is burned. Shuaishen doesn't want to lose this body, so he jumps out of the president's hand in a hurry, jumping around on the table, Put out the fire.
"Don't burn it, don't burn it, I only have this body now, you can't burn it out."
The President asked, "Who are you?"
Shuaishen said proudly: "You have no right to know."
The president immediately covered him with the glass next to him, and then made a video call to Li Nanxuan: "Colonel Li, I saw an ugly puppet in my study."
When Li Nanxuan saw the Shuaishen in the video, the corners of his eyes twitched: "Master Shuaishen, when did you run out of Yangmen Yard?"
Shuaishen's identity was exposed, and he said depressedly: "I followed you out secretly."
"You don't really give the president a bad seal, do you?"
"Yes, who told him to snatch my favorite Baihua Fairy."
Li Nanxuan: "..."
The president was puzzled: "Who is Baihua Fairy?"
Shuaishen snorted coldly, and turned his back to him.
The president asked Li Nanxuan: "Who is it?"
Li Nanxuan said: "The gods in the sky are the gods of decline."
president:"……"
Li Nanxuan said again: "I have already driven home now, and it is not convenient to go back to the presidential palace. I will take him away in the evening. You can rest assured that he will not hurt you, and he will not dare to hurt you, but it will make you unlucky." That's all."
"..." The president hung up the phone, took away the glass, and picked up Huaishen again: "Are you a god? How could you be in such an ugly statue?"
"This is the statue carved by Colonel Li." Shuaishen remembered that this person snatched his Baihua Fairy, and immediately spoke again: "Hmph, from now on, I will never talk to you again."
The President raised his eyebrows indifferently, pointed at a white object under his body, and teased him: "What is it inserted into your lower body? Is it your... little brother?"
Shuaishen, who didn't want to talk anymore, was baffled by his words: "What? What little brother?"
The President picked up his mobile phone and gave him a look.
Shaoshen saw a white thing stuck between the legs of his god statue, which looked really like his little brother, and suddenly, he blew up: "What little brother, where is the little brother, this is just a piece of unicorn egg Your eggshells are just as dirty as your thoughts, damn it."
The eggshell on his body should have been shot at him when the unicorn exploded out of its shell. Because the body was made of wood, it was impossible to look down, so I didn't notice it, and because it was too small, others didn't notice it either.
The president thought he was quite interesting, chuckled, took out a knife and said, "I'll retouch your body to make him look better."
Shuaishen looked at him suspiciously: "Are you okay?"
"I should ask you this question, can I sculpt your body? Will it hurt you, or will it be harmful to you?"
"will not."
The president asked tentatively, "Then I did it?"
Shuaishen said, "You must make me look good."
"must."
The president put away his smile and put on a serious expression. He first modified the face of the old man to make his eyes look symmetrical and his mouth no longer crooked.
Shuaishen can't move now, so he can only stare at the president, and finds that Mr. Ziwei Xing looks really good-looking, and now he is just a mortal, if he returns to the fairy world, he will become a fairy.
After that, the president wasted some more time to groom the god, and finally took out his unused white handkerchief as clothes and tied it to the statue.
He took out his mobile phone to take a photo of Shen Xiang, and handed it to Shuai Shen: "How is it? Does it look much better than before?"
Not only is it much more beautiful, it is so much more beautiful that it can be enshrined in a shrine.
Shuaishen said happily: "Thank you, thank you."
The President hooked his lips, thinking that this fairy is quite coaxable.
Shuaishen remembered that the other party was Mr. Ziwei Xing, and immediately stopped laughing and said, "If you hadn't snatched away my Baihua Fairy, you are actually quite a good person."
The President smiled lowly: "Let's not say that I don't know who the Baihua Fairy you are talking about is, but if you take the fact that Baihua Fairy is a woman, it is impossible for me to like her."
Shuaishen asked in surprise: "Why? Fairy Baihua looks so good-looking, why don't you like it?"
The President didn't want him to always feel that he had robbed him, so he lied to him and said, "I don't like women."
"Really?" Huai Shen didn't quite believe his words.
"Do you think it's necessary for me to lie to you? I'm 60 years old now, but I don't have a wife, so I know I'm not lying." In fact, the president has never been married because he has never found someone he likes, and he is very busy with work , there is no time to find it.
"Then you, like Colonel Li, like men?"
like men?The president never thought about this question, so he didn't answer Huaishen.
Shuaishen thought he was acquiescing, and said happily: "It's good to like men, you won't rob Fairy Baihua from me, and Fairy Baihua has no hope of being with you anymore."
If I had known that he didn't like Fairy Baihua, I wouldn't have put the bad seal on it.
Seeing how happy he was, the president smiled and said, "Would you like to have a drink to celebrate for you, no one will snatch Fairy Baihua from you."
"Okay."
In the evening, when Li Nanxuan brought people to the president.
The President and Shuaishen sat in the courtyard drinking together and admiring the moon.
Li Nanxuan felt strange.
Doesn't Shuaishen regard the president as a love rival?
Why did the relationship with the president suddenly become so good?It's like a pair of brothers, and the idol has become more beautiful. What happened to the two of them during his absence?
The President asked Shuaishen: "Is the moon in the sky really a moon palace?"
"There is really a big moon palace, which is very beautiful, and there are fairy Chang'e and moon rabbits living there."
"Why didn't we see the Moon Palace when we mortals explored the moon?"
"Of course it's because there is an enchantment on the moon that blocks your view. Of course, mortals cannot see the existence of the Moon Palace."
The President chuckled: "I see."
Shuaishen took a sip of wine and said: "By the way, Moon Rabbit made a brother hundreds of years ago called Rabbit God. He specializes in same-sex relationships in the human world. When I see him in the future, let him lead you a little bit." Line, you will not feel so lonely if you have company in the future.”
The President almost spit out his wine, so in order not to refute his kindness, he had no choice but to thank him.
Hearing this, Li Nanxuan immediately stepped forward and asked, "God Rabbit? Why haven't I heard of this god before?"
Shuaishen said: "He was promoted to a god hundreds of years ago, because he was in charge of the relationship between the same sex, and because you mortals discriminated against same-sex marriage hundreds of years ago, no one set up a god for him, so I know him. There are very few people, and speaking of it, I haven’t seen him for a long time, and I don’t know where he went to get someone else to connect.”
"Then do you know that Xiaozhou and I have been married for half a year, why there is no red line marriage between me and him?"
Shuaishen glanced at his hands: "I don't care about the marriage, I don't know what's going on, I'll give it to Xiang Yuelao when I return to Tiangong... Oh, no, I can't ask Yuelao, Yuelao is concerned about the Rabbit God's matchmaking with the same sex Pretty angry."
The president was puzzled: "Why are you angry?"
"Because Yuelao thinks it is wrong for the same sex to be together, that's why the ancients married and had children as homosexuals, and now most homosexuals can get together, so Yuelao and Tu'er are at odds, and they often fight for A mortal quarrels with whom to fight."
president:"……"
Li Nanxuan asked: "Master Shuaishen, can you find the Rabbit God?"
Shuaishen said: "If he is in the mortal world, he can be found. If he is not there, he will not be able to find him. Unless I go back to heaven to find him, but if I go back, I won't be able to get down. I won't come back, I won't come back, I won't go back, it's better in the mortal world." , Someone accompany me to drink."
He pushed the wine glass in front of the president: "Cheers, we will not get drunk tonight."
The President asked: "Aren't you drunk with the wine of the world?"
Shuaishen said happily: "I can't get drunk, so I can drink all the time."
president:"……"
After drinking the wine in the cup, Shaoshen said to Li Nanxuan: "If you really want to find the Rabbit God, you can invite the Rabbit God to come down to earth just like you invited me."
After thinking about it, Li Nanxuan thought it was a good idea. After asking Shuaishen about the appearance of the rabbit god, he decided to find a piece of wood to carve the rabbit god after the president fell asleep.
At ten o'clock, the president took Shuaishen back to his room to sleep.
Li Nanxuan arranged the work of his subordinates, and then went to inspect every corner of the presidential palace by himself. After confirming that there was nothing abnormal, he found wood and sat outside the presidential palace to carve the statue.
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