dhibooks Chapter 180 Poor God and Plague God
Chapter 180 Poor God and Plague God
Jiaolong tried a few more times, but he still couldn't teleport. He changed to flying, but he couldn't fly, he couldn't transform into a dragon body, and he couldn't cast other spells either.
Jiaolong raised his hands and looked: "Have I been sealed? But I was fine when I teleported over? Could it be that Poor God sealed my spell while I was not paying attention?"
Lu Zhou said depressedly: "It's not about the God of Poverty, it's the God of Weakness that has affected your mana."
Li Nanxuan asked: "Have you met the poor god?"
"What kind of god?" Doubt flashed in Jiaolong's eyes, and then he turned his head to answer Li Nanxuan's question: "Yes, Heilong and I met the poor god, and then we fought."
"Why are you fighting?"
Jiaolong said with a dark face: "We originally planned to build a nest on the mountain behind Xuantian School and wait until Xiaozhou received the notice, and then go back to Yangmen Courtyard with him. All the golden items that were looted were taken out and piled up in the nest, and then turned back to the body to lie on top of it, but last night the God of Poverty suddenly appeared in front of our nest, and our looted golden items instantly changed into Turned into a pile of stones, Black Dragon and I got into a fight with him."
Lu Zhou was surprised: "All the things you have searched over the years have turned into stone?"
"Yes." Jiaolong has refrained from doing bad things for many years, but now he just wants to destroy the poor god.
Lu Zhou: "..."
There are people as miserable as he is.
Taotie bit the chicken paw: "Tsk, it's really miserable."
Jiaolong glared at him, and continued: "Now the black dragon is still fighting with the poor god."
Suddenly, the black dragon appeared in front of them dragging a tattered poor god while beating: "Xiaozhou, what do you want us to do?"
Then, Li Nanxuan's mobile phone and the food that Taotie put in his mouth instantly turned into stones.
With a click, Taotie realized that something was wrong with the food, and quickly spit it out. At that moment, he spat out a mouthful of broken stones: "Fuck."
Lu Zhou raised his eyebrows: "He should be a poor god, right?"
The poor god Sui Xunxun asked: "Who is calling me?"
Li Nanxuan looked at Shitou's phone: "Can it still be used?"
Lu Zhou took out his mobile phone and wallet, and they turned into stones.
Li Nanxuan pointed to the ring on his finger and said, "Your ring also turns into stone."
"No, there is a magic weapon given by the old man inside." Lu Zhou raised his hand and saw that the ring on his finger had really turned into a stone. , Another poor god came.”
He really wants to beat the poor god now.
Li Nanxuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry and patted him on the shoulder to comfort him, then looked at the space of his nails, it might be because it looks too ordinary and has not turned into stone.
"You bastard, give me back my food." Taotie rushed over and punched Poor God in the face.
Poor God waved the crutch in his hand to block his attack, and then used spells to shake the opponent away.
Taotie roared angrily, his voice fluctuated, he was stunned: "My mana is back?"
Lu Zhou said happily, "Then quickly take me back to the capital."
"I'll kill the poor god first." Taotie rushed to the poor god and fought with the poor god.
The black dragon opened its mouth and spit electricity at Poor God, but a jet of water rushed out from his mouth, he was stunned for a moment: "What's going on."
Even when he was talking, water kept gushing from his mouth.
Heilong quickly covered his mouth to prevent the water from getting out of his mouth.
The water couldn't get out, so it stuck in his mouth, his cheeks became more and more swollen, and finally he couldn't stand it anymore, he opened his mouth quickly, like a faucet turned on, and the water gushed out continuously.
Jiaolong also found that he had regained his mana, so he quickly tried to see if he could use teleportation, and then disappeared in front of Lu Zhou.
Lu Zhou's eyes brightened: "Jiaolong has also recovered his mana."
In the next second, Jiaolong inexplicably appeared above Lu Zhou's head, and his body fell down uncontrollably at a rapid speed. He hurriedly shouted: "Xiaozhou, get out of the way."
Hearing the sound, Lu Zhou raised his head, and Li Nanxuan beside him quickly pulled him away.
Seeing that Jiaolong was about to hit Lu Zhou and the others, he quickly twisted his body and shifted his position. With a bang, his body fell heavily on the ground, and the ground was smashed with cracks.
Lu Zhou hurriedly asked, "Jiaolong, are you okay?"
As a dragon, Jiaolong couldn't easily have an accident: "I'm fine, but my mana is still out of control, and I don't listen to my command. I want to teleport back to the capital, but people appear in the sky inexplicably. I want to fly but can't fly. Well, I was just experimenting just now, and I didn't bring the two of you with me, otherwise it would be miserable."
Li Nanxuan was sullen, he couldn't expect them to bring Lu Zhou back to the capital, so he had to find another way.
"Ah—" Taotie let out a scream and fell to the ground: "Why? Why did the mana fail again? Why doesn't the Poor God's mana fail?"
"I'm amazing, it's up to you..." Poor God hiccupped, pointed at the black dragon, Jiaolong and Taotie one by one with his crutches, and finally stopped at Lu Zhou. It's been a long time, where have you been before?"
Lu Zhou: "..."
He was wrong again.
The poor god hooked Lu Zhou's shoulders, and said with a friendly look: "Let's sit down and have a few more drinks."
Lu Zhou asked him, "You don't need to go back to the Heavenly Palace to return to the Heavenly Emperor."
The poor god said with a sad face: "You don't know that I turned the treasure house of the emperor of heaven into stone, and the emperor of heaven drove me down to the mortal world in a fit of anger, and wouldn't let me go back. Why do you still use these words to poke my heart. "
"Sorry." Lu Zhou quickly said sorry.
Li Nanxuan said aloud: "If you want to drink, go to the capital to drink, there are all kinds of wine."
When Lu Zhou heard this, he immediately understood Li Nanxuan's intention, and nodded quickly: "Yes, let's go to the capital to drink."
"Okay." Poor God nodded: "Let's find the God of Plague before going to Kyoto."
Lu Zhou lied, "The plague god is in the capital."
"No." Poor God narrowed his eyes slightly, sensing the surroundings: "He is nearby, let's go find him."
Lu Zhou and Li Nanxuan: "..."
At this time, five off-road vehicles drove over and stopped in front of them, and the people in the vehicles quickly got out of the vehicle and said, "Lord Taotie, we have found Lord Plague God."
Taotie was in a bad mood and kept silent with a stinky face.
Li Nanxuan recognized Manager Lin and Manager Du whom he met in the elevator of Qianbaicheng Hotel last time, and immediately asked, "Where is Lord Plague God?"
Manager Lin and the others noticed Li Nanxuan, Lu Zhou and Heilong, they were stunned, and asked, "Colonel Li, why are you here?"
Lu Zhou hurriedly stopped them from coming: "Don't come near us."
Steward Du and Steward Lin stopped and looked at each other suspiciously: "What's wrong?"
Lu Zhou said, "It's hard to describe in one word."
Poor God yelled, "Let's find the God of Plague to drink quickly."
He immediately used teleportation, and Lu Zhou disappeared in front of everyone.
As soon as Lu Zhou left, Jiaolong and the others recovered their mana.
The water finally stopped flowing from Heilong's mouth: "Damn, it finally stopped flowing."
With a dark face, Li Nanxuan quickly walked onto the off-road vehicle of Du Guanguan and the others: "Hurry up and take me to the place of Lord Plague God."
Steward Lin and Steward Du got into the car and couldn't help asking curiously: "Colonel Li, who is your partner who was taken away just now?"
"Poor God."
Manager Lin and Manager Du were taken aback.
At first, the God of Plague passed out drunk in a certain pigsty, but was later discovered by the workers of the pig farm, so he called the police and brought the God of Plague to the police station.
The people from the Special Administration Bureau learned that a lunatic who kept yelling that he was the God of Plague was caught in the police station, and hurriedly took someone to the police station to check. After confirming that the other party was the God of Plague, they took him to a big hotel for resettlement.
After Lu Zhou and Li Nanxuan separated, they were taken to a luxurious room by the poor god.
The people who were guarding the special department of the God of Plague were shocked when they saw someone suddenly appearing, and immediately took out their pistols and pointed them at them.
Lu Zhou hurriedly said to them: "Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, we have no malicious intentions."
Then, all the guns in the hands of the managers turned into stones, which made them throw away the guns in a hurry.
The poor god let go of Lu Zhou and walked towards the God of Plague lying on the bed: "God of Plague, God of Plague..."
He sat down and patted the plague god's face: "Get up, let's have another drink."
The God of Plague turned around and ignored him.
The God of Poverty pulled the God of Plague up: "Get up quickly."
"Poor God, what are you doing?" The God of Plague sat up angrily.
"Let's go drink."
"No, I still want to spread the plague, or I will be punished by the Heavenly Emperor."
"Let's go to Kyoto to spread the plague again."
"My current task is Haifeng City, not Kyoto." God of Plague pushed Poor God away: "Don't bother me, let me sleep for a while, I will have the energy to perform the task after I sleep enough."
Poor God asked: "Isn't your task only to spread swine fever? Spreading swine fever will be done soon."
The God of Plague said drunkenly: "Who said there is only swine fever? I will spread plague, snake plague, ant plague, cockroach plague, spider plague...earthworm plague, mosquito plague, fly plague..."
As he talked, he fell asleep again, but he didn't know that the administrators of the special department of the country gasped every time they heard a plague, not to mention hearing so many plagues in a row, they almost knelt down to the plague god.
Seeing that the God of Plague was unwilling to leave, the Poor God sat down and said to Lu Zhou, "Let's rest here for one night, and then go to Kyoto after the God of Plague spreads the plague."
Lu Zhou asked, "We can wait for him in Kyoto."
"We agreed before that no matter where we go, we will act together." The Poor God couldn't stand the alcohol, so he fell asleep next to the God of Plague.
Lu Zhou was anxious to remove the bad seal, and quickly shook the poor god: "Master poor god, get up quickly, and send me back to Kyoto first before going to sleep."
Poor God patted his hand away: "Don't make noise."
Lu Zhou took out a glass of talisman water and poured it into the poor god's mouth.
"It's delicious." Poor God finished his drink and began to sleep again.
Lu Zhou looked depressedly at the two sleeping gods. Suddenly, the room shook violently.
The manager said anxiously: "It's an earthquake, everyone run."
Lu Zhou anxiously shook the God of Poverty and the God of Plague: "Master Poor God, Lord Plague God, there is an earthquake, run away."
The administrator shouted anxiously: "Sir, they are gods, they can't die, hurry up and follow us."
"You guys go first and leave me alone." Lu Zhou thought the earthquake was caused by his bad luck. If he ran away now, he might be crushed to death by bricks and stones on the way. It's better to wake up the two gods It is more appropriate, as long as the two gods wake up, take him out of the hotel or send him back to the capital, the earthquake will disappear, he took the tea and poured it on the faces of the god of poverty and the god of plague, seeing that the two gods were still awake, he tried again Shaking them: "Master Poor God, Lord Plague God..."
Poor God muttered, "Shoulder God, don't shake it."
Lu Zhou hurriedly said: "Master Poor God, it's an earthquake, if you don't leave, the building will be destroyed."
"Are you going to ruin it? Then let's sleep in another place." The God of Plague opened his eyes and saw that the house was shaking all the time. With a wave of his hand, the scenery changed from a luxurious room to a certain street.
Because of the earthquake, everyone ran to the street, but the earthquake passed quickly.
Lu Zhou blinked blankly.
"I'm so dizzy, I want to sleep again." Poor God hugged Lu Zhou and rested his pillow on Lu Zhou's left shoulder.
"I'm dizzy too, and I have to sleep again." Plague God hugged Lu Zhou like a poor god, and pillowed it on his right shoulder.
Lu Zhou: "..."
Fortunately, his life should not die, and the two great gods woke up at an important moment.
Because the earthquake shook quite violently before, everyone dared not go home to sleep, and stayed on the street. Fortunately, it is already 05:30 in the morning, and the sun has risen from the east. Everyone can only wait outside to see if it will appear Second earthquake.
"Lu Zhou—" someone shouted in surprise.
Lu Zhou turned his head and saw that the other party was the principal and Shan Yuxi, and quickly greeted them: "Hello, principal, and teacher Shan Yu."
The principal looked at the two people lying on Lu Zhou, and asked curiously, "Are they..."
There are people around, and it is inconvenient for Lu Zhou to reveal their real identities: "They are drunk, wait for them to wake up, and then let them tell you."
The headmaster nodded: "Where's Colonel Li?"
"I got separated from him."
When Shan Yuxi heard this, his eyes flickered.
"Scattered?" The principal was taken aback: "You can call him and ask where he is."
Lu Zhou thought that both his and Li Nanxuan's phones had turned into stones, so he shook his head and said, "He lost his phone."
The principal comforted him: "That's it, then don't worry, we will accompany you to find Colonel Li later."
"No, no need, I will look for him myself." Lu Zhou was afraid that he would bring bad luck to them: "I should be able to find Nanxuan when I go back to the hotel where I stayed before."
"Well, if you can't find it, you can come back here to find me. I'm going to check on the safety of other teachers and students."
"Okay, thank you principal." Lu Zhou pushed the two gods lying on him with his shoulders: "You are so heavy."
As if they heard his voice, the God of Poverty and God of Plague put away their weight and hung on Lu Zhou's body like wandering spirits.
Looking at the sunrise, Lu Zhou hesitated whether to go to Li Nanxuan and the others, but where are Li Nanxuan and the others now?Will you go to the hotel where the God of Plague lives to find him?But he didn't know which hotel the God of Plague was staying in.
After thinking about it, he went to the hotel where he was staying and waited for his partner.
Lu Zhou asked the people next to him for the direction of the hotel where he was staying, and then dragged two great gods to the wine training. When passing by a small car, he saw Shan Yuxi following him from the rear mirror.
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