Daughter-in-law

Chapter 158 Sure enough, I still have to rely on myself

Lu Zhou and Li Nanxuan looked at each other, and said inexplicably, "Who summoned you to descend to the mortal world?"

"Snoring..." Ye Youshen fell asleep again.

Li Nanxuan: "..."

Lu Zhou said speechlessly: "Isn't Ye Youshen supposed to be the most energetic at night? Why does he look so tired?"

"One person holds multiple positions at the same time, do you think you are tired?" Ye Youshen opened his eyes again: "Quickly tell me why you summoned this god to descend to the mortal world."

Lu Zhou said, "We didn't call you down."

"Yes, someone summoned the gods of heaven and earth at noon yesterday, but because everyone was busy, only this god was free, so the message was sent to this god, but this god was too tired so he didn't show up. , If you have something to say, say it quickly, or the god will go back to heaven."

When Lu Zhou heard him mention the "Gods of Heaven and Earth", he remembered the silver talisman he used yesterday: "I'll go, I summoned you with a talisman yesterday, and you just showed up today, why don't you wait for so long to come out? Why didn't you wait for me to come in?" The coffin will come down to the earth for my funeral."

Li Nanxuan said: "Xiaozhou must not be unreasonable."

"I'm sorry." Lu Zhou also felt that his attitude was not good, and immediately apologized: "I just thought that the Night Tour God came a bit late. After all, he was waiting to save lives. Fortunately, the situation was not very critical. Everyone is safe and sound. I am also to blame. The gods can be summoned if they want, and next time they will not use the talismans about the gods indiscriminately."

Night Tour God: "Snoring..."

Li Nanxuan: "..."

God is really different, he can fall asleep standing up.

The corner of Lu Zhou's mouth twitched: "Are gods going to sleep too?"

At this time, Li Nanxuan's cell phone vibrated.

Seeing that it was an unfamiliar number, he picked it up and said, "Hi, I'm Li Nanxuan."

The other party asked: "Colonel Li, are you still used to living in Xuantian School?"

Li Nanxuan narrowed his eyes: "Are you Shan Yuxi?"

When Lu Zhou heard it, he quickly stood on tiptoe and put it next to Li Nanxuan's ear to listen to the conversation.

Shan Yuxi smiled slightly: "Colonel Li has a good memory, and he can still recognize my voice."

Li Nanxuan asked jokingly: "Why is the Great Wizard calling me when you have time? Don't you need to be busy looking for medicine to heal your brother's body?"

"Thanks to you, my brother's health has improved. Yesterday, I almost raped a woman with the same surname as you. Alas, it really breaks my heart. His good health is also a worrying thing. I won't do it in the future." I know of a woman who can satisfy his needs. As for Major Li, if you marry a man, can he satisfy your physical needs? If he is not good at that, would you like me to send you some men to vent your anger? "

Lu Zhou silently said the word "fuck".

How shameless is this woman talking to a man about his physical needs so calmly?

Li Nanxuan smiled lowly: "There is no need for the great wizard to worry too much, my partner and I are very harmonious in this regard."

"Really? It seems that Colonel Li is really a very capable person. I am too worried."

"The great wizard is also a capable person. He will do anything to restore his brother's health, even at the expense of ruining the reputation of the Nanxiang people."

Shan Yuxi squinted his eyes, and said with a smile: "Colonel Li is serious. As a great wizard, of course I put the Nanxiang people first in everything, and secondly when it comes to my own affairs. My family members are behind, but some people are different. , will put relatives and friends first, even a friend's parents are more important than your own life, are you right, Colonel Li?"

Lu Zhou's face darkened, she was really the one who captured him, did he suddenly call to negotiate terms?

"No matter whose life it is, it is precious, and only a beast would despise it."

"I always thought that Colonel Li was only talented in strategy, but I didn't expect Colonel Li's eloquence to be so good. I also cherish life, and I will not kill innocent people like witches, and the great wizard of Nanxiang City will not be a If a cruel person, such as the person who cursed my brother, cut off his own penis and gave it to me, I would stop pestering him and treat it as if it never happened.”

Li Nanxuan narrowed his eyes: "Are you trying to avenge your brother?"

"Everyone is bullying me. If I still bear it, how can I be this great wizard? If I can protect my family well."

Lu Zhou couldn't help but said, "Fuck."

Li Nanxuan was actually asked to exchange his penis for the lives of Panmo and their parents.

When Shan Yuxi heard that there were other people beside Li Nanxuan, he hooked his lips: "Is Mr. Lu also beside you? I'm really curious which one is more important in Mr. Lu's heart. I'll give you three days to think about it, otherwise...hehe... ..."

She just hung up the phone.

Lu Zhou said angrily: "Damn, this woman is really not human. She threatened her with her life. Can we also arrest her family and threaten her to release her?"

Li Nanxuan smiled and said: "Good idea, let her know that my penis is not so easy to hold."

Lu Zhou took out the purple talisman and pen and sat down at the table: "I'll write a few more invisibility talismans, and you can bring more people there."

"En." Li Nanxuan leaned against the wall, thinking about what to do next.

Suddenly, Ye You was moved, he jumped behind Lu Zhou and said, "Quickly tell me why you summoned this god to descend to the mortal world?"

Lu Zhou shook his hands and looked back at him: "I'll go, I'm scared to death by you."

Ye Youshen repeated: "Quickly tell me why you summoned this god to descend to the mortal world?"

"Have I already told you..." Lu Zhou stopped in the middle of his sentence, then took out his phone and found one of the photos to show him, and smiled: "I came to the earth to ask you to save two people, it is the one in the photo. Two people, they are in Nanxiang City, I don't know where they are, but they may be in the Saintess Hall, you can go there and look for them."

Ye Youshen stared at the person in the photo for a long time, and then began to snore again.

Lu Zhou was angry: "Fuck, I still have to rely on myself."

Li Nanxuan let out a low laugh.

"Nanxuan, what talisman do you want, you tell me, and I will write it."

Li Nanxuan thought for a while and said, "A cracking talisman of the silver talisman level."

"I've written a lot about this."

"It would be even better if it was a golden talisman. The barrier of the Saintess Hall is not easy to break."

Lu Zhou: "..."

Well, he needs to work harder to study the golden talisman.

Lu Zhou drew the talisman and put it in the ring, then took off the ring and put it on for Li Nanxuan: "If only the talisman I wrote had an effect on me, then I can sneak into the Nanxiang tribe with you to save people .”

"If it doesn't work for you, it's good for you." Li Nanxuan stuck an invisibility talisman on his body, kissed Lu Zhou, and left the dormitory.

Lu Zhou felt that it was inconvenient to have only one space ring. Now that Li Nanxuan was staying at home on vacation, all the things he came into contact with were related to ghosts and gods. He often needed to carry talisman paper, pens, and magical weapons on his body to facilitate him to catch ghosts and demons.

He sat down and opened the Xuanqi website introduced by Lu Heng, looking for something similar to the space ring, but the result of his search was zero, he thought about it, and called Weng Lao.

Seeing that Lu Zhou was calling, Mr. Weng immediately answered the phone and asked, "Xiaozhou, can you draw the golden talisman?"

Lu Zhou blushed: "Not yet, but I will try my best. By the way, Mr. Weng, do you have extra space rings, or something similar to space rings? It doesn't need too much space, as long as you can hold some small items. good."

"I don't have one, I'll ask other people for you." Weng Lao asked Wan Lao and them, and then a big ghost said: "I have it, but it's just a piece of nail space. I found it from a little fairy back then. I thought that everything on him was taken away, but there is still a space hidden in his nails, and he almost died in the magic weapon he hid in the nail pieces in the space, so I don’t know whether Xiaozhou likes nail pieces ?”

Lu Zhou asked, "Can the nail clips be held firmly?"

The big ghost said: "It is safer than wearing a ring. It can be absorbed into your nails and become one with your nails. It is impossible to see that there is a nail piece hidden in your nails. Otherwise, I would not It would almost die in the hands of that little demon, if the space is not too small, only Yangmen courtyard is so big, otherwise I will use it myself."

Lu Zhou was speechless: "Is this still called small?"

Weng Lao smiled and said: "Xiaozhou, you don't understand. For our former cultivators, if the space in the space ring is not as big as the capital city, it is not enough. We have too many things to put. Regardless of whether it is needed now, or not needed, or thrown into the space if it is needed in the future, if you kill the villain and get the other party's items, you will also put them into the space ring, and there are many medicinal materials , ores, seeds, books, etc., the space in the Yangmen courtyard is simply not enough for us to put them.”

Lu Zhou asked, "Then how much are the nail pieces?"

The big ghost said: "Tsk, Xiaozhou, let's divide."

The other ghosts nodded: "Yes, Xiaozhou is too natural."

Lu Zhou: "..."

Weng Lao said: "We used so many talismans of yours, and you didn't even confiscate our money. Just a small fingernail is worthless like a leaf in our eyes. If you are really sorry, try to learn how to draw. Golden Talisman."

"Okay, thank you. I'll call the butler tomorrow and ask him to go to Yangmen Yard to get the nail clippers, and then ask him to deliver them over."

Just after Lu Zhou finished speaking, Ye Youshen moved again: "What is the purpose of summoning this god?"

"It's okay, it's okay." Lu Zhou didn't have the strength to talk to him anymore, so he turned his head and continued to call Weng Lao.

Ye Youshen stared at his phone for a few seconds, then disappeared into the room.

Weng Lao heard a voice: "Xiaozhou, who are you talking to?"

"Night Tourist."

Old Weng asked curiously: "He is not patrolling the sky, what is he doing here?"

Lu Zhou told him about using talismans.

Weng Lao and the others laughed, and Lao Zao said: "Xiaozhou, Ye Youshen is a slow person, and he likes to take naps all the time. You should find Ri Youshen to handle the matter. That guy is fast and can definitely help you get it done right away."

"I called randomly at that time, who knows which god will come down, let alone, I still have to do my homework, and after I finish my homework, I will study the golden talisman."

"it is good."

Lu Zhou hung up the phone only to find that Ye Youshen was gone. He picked up the pen, but he didn't think about doing his homework for a long time, and he didn't know where Li Nanxuan was now. When he recovered, Ye Youshen appeared in front of him, still holding Two middle-aged men and women who passed out.

Lu Zhou was taken aback, seeing that the person in his hand was Pan Mo's parents, he stood up excitedly: "Uncle, aunt."

Ye Youshen put the man on the bed: "This god brought the man back for you, it's considered a mission completed, this god is gone, snore..."

A certain god fell asleep standing up again.

Lu Zhou: "..."

He hurriedly called Lu Heng and asked him to find a doctor, and then he called Li Nanxuan to ask him to come back.

However, because Lu Zhou's flying talisman was too fast, Li Nanxuan flew to the outside of the Saintess Hall in Nanxiang City in 5 minutes, and then turned off his mobile phone, lest someone suddenly call and let people find him in the invisible.

Li Nanxuan planned to check the situation alone first, so he didn't bring his people along.

There are so many monitors in the Saintess Hall, there is no dead angle at all, if it is not for the invisibility talisman, it is impossible to approach the hall, and there is a small enchantment on each floor, you need a spell to open it, otherwise you will touch the enchantment and cause damage. The sound of the siren attracted the siege of Nanxiang people.

Even if Li Nanxuan became invisible, he could only circle outside the hall to observe the situation.

Suddenly the alarm bell was raised.

The patrolling guard quickly used the communicator to ask, "What happened?"

The person in the communicator said: "The person who was imprisoned by the wizard in the main hall disappeared."

"Why did it suddenly disappear? How did that person sneak into the prison?"

"I don't know. The surveillance video suddenly took a while, and when it returned to normal, the people disappeared. It's so weird. Could it be that ghosts sneaked in and took them away?"

"Impossible, our enchantment was set up by our ancestors, even the big monster outside has no ability to take people away silently."

"But now that the person is really gone, how do we explain to Wizard Xi?"

After about fifteen minutes, Shan Yuxi hurried to the Saintess Hall.

Li Nanxuan curled his lips coldly, turned around and left the Saintess Hall to call Lu Zhou, and after confirming that Pan's father and mother were rescued by Ye Youshen, he came to Shan Yuli's house.

Soon, screams came from Shan Yuli's room and Shan Yushun's room. When Shan Yuxi came, the penises of Shan Yuli and Shan Yushun were taken off and thrown into the courtyard.

When Shan Yuxi saw the penises of his younger brothers, his face was pale, but his eyes were terribly red: "Li Nanxuan, I really underestimated you."

This incident spread quickly, and the people of Nanxiang clapped their hands secretly. Although Shan Yuli and Shan Yushun only did bad things to outsiders outside Nanxiang City, there were always people who disliked them, if it wasn't for their sister It's a great wizard, who would like to get close to their two brothers.

After dealing with Shan Yuli and Shan Yushun, Li Nanxuan did not leave Nanxiang City immediately, but flew to the hotel where Gongzi Lin was staying, and saw that Gongzi Lin was letting the waiter push the dining car into Li Fengling's room.

"Miss Li, you haven't eaten all day, so I ordered the waiter in the hotel to cook porridge for you."

Li Fengling had no taste for a day because of the drug, she stood up and said, "Thank you."

Gong Zilin thoughtfully spooned a bowl of porridge for her: "Eat slowly, I'll go back to my room first."

Li Fengling hurriedly called out: "Mr. Gong..."

Gong Zilin asked, "Is there anything else?"

"Can Mr. Gong accompany me?"

Knowing that she was afraid of being alone, Gong Zilin hesitated for a moment, nodded, and sat across from her to tell her some interesting things to distract her.

Li Fengling was amused by him.

Standing outside the balcony, Li Nanxuan fell into deep thought as he watched the two look at each other.

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