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Chapter 33 You are mine and I am yours

The moment he entered the dense forest, Dou Cheng's eyes went dark, and when the light came back to light again, he found that he was standing in a strange house decorated with bright green and golden colors and gloomy.

There is a main room in front of you. There is a black cloth table in front of the main room. On the table are enshrined Sansheng and a pair of white candles. Pasted are couplets congratulating the newlyweds, although they are neither fish nor fowl, but you can still tell at a glance that this should be the layout of the wedding hall.The room was crowded with people, men, women, old and children were noisy and lively, but without exception, these people could not see their faces clearly, and Dou Cheng also carefully glanced at the feet of those people, and sure enough, he found that all of them were Floating without touching the ground.

Surrounded by ghosts, it stands to reason that Dou Cheng should be so frightened that he would feel cold and trembling, but in fact, he didn't know if he was overly frightened at this moment, and his mentality was indescribably numb and calm.His feet were also so heavy that he seemed to be shackled by more than ten kilograms of shackles, so heavy that he could hardly lift his feet, but he just had an unreal feeling that he was in a virtual environment.

Even subconsciously, Dou Chengcheng feels that he is dreaming, not so much that he feels that he is experiencing all this, it is better to say that he is watching with the vision of a bystander.However, no matter how it feels, he clearly knows that those ghosts can see him, even if it feels like a dream, but he is actually experiencing it.

Unreal, true or false, in a trance, that's all.

"Red in the world is happy to avoid the dead, and the ghosts marry in the third watch rain..."

With the sound of gongs and drums, the voice of the ghost matchmaker sounded outside the door again.

When Dou Cheng turned around, he saw a female ghost wearing a phoenix crown and a red funeral gown floating in the door. With almost a glance, Dou Cheng was so frightened that he gasped.On the female ghost's swan-neck-like neck, there is a rope wrapped around the flesh, and blood is continuously oozing from the neck. In addition, her eyes, ears, nose, and nose are also bleeding, and her tongue is long and drooping. Outside, needless to say, this must have been either hanged or strangled to death, even if Dou Cheng is an ordinary person, he can clearly feel the strong resentment on the other party, as if it had any substance, it made people's scalp numb.

Not only that, Dou Cheng was also horrified to find that this female ghost was very familiar, and if he took a closer look, it was the time when he went to the health center and the slutty female ghost he met in the crowd before!

"Little brother, you are here, I have been waiting for you for a long time..."

"You, you, you...don't come over!" Dou Cheng was astonished, stretched out his hand and gestured for a while, thinking that the other party was a ghost, he hurriedly withdrew his hand, and pointed at the female ghost's feet sternly: "Don't come over!"

Rely on!

He said that the bright green and golden house looked weird, and now he finally realized that it was the kind of paper ghost house in Liu Xiazi's shop!

How to do how to do?

Is this real or is it a dream?

If it's a dream... I don't know if I can fight ghosts! ! ! !

Female ghost: "Little brother, you are so annoying. When you are married to my Xiao family, you will become my husband. How can you be so unfeeling? He is so sad, huh, huh... the consequences of being sad are very serious." Hey, hey... Little brother, are you sure you want to betray him?"

Dou Cheng: "..."

He also really wants to beep.

"Husband, let's hurry up and pay homage. After the worship, the two of us can enter the bridal chamber and give birth to a big fat boy..."

Dou Cheng: "..."

What a ghost!

Dou Cheng was heartbroken.

The moment the female ghost's voice fell, the ghosts floating around moved instantly, especially the ghost matchmaker, who pinched Dou Cheng's shoulder and forced him down.

I don't know who shouted: "The time has come!"

As soon as the words fell, the ghost's hand holding Dou Cheng's shoulder suddenly strengthened. Cooperating with the movement of the female ghost next to him, he bent down almost uncontrollably. Seeing that this was the rhythm of being forcibly worshiped, Dou Cheng was anxious No, the action can't keep up with the brain at all.

at this time……

"Wait!"

Almost at the moment when the voice sounded, the pressure on Dou Cheng's body suddenly lightened, and when he turned around, he saw Qu Zhong holding Yue Hui in his arms, walking in steadily with a blood lantern in his hand.It was really blood, every time he took a step, there would be blood dripping down, not to mention how weird and frightening, but what Dou Cheng saw in his eyes at this moment was only Qu Zhong.

"Bending weight!"

Simply a savior!

Dou Cheng was so excited that he almost jumped up.

Qu Zhong glanced at Dou Cheng reassuringly, and stared straight at the female ghost with his bright and sharp eyes: "Should I say you are ignorant, or that newborn calves are not afraid of tigers?"

The female ghost was obviously afraid of aggrievedness, and she took a step back intimidated by his gaze, but in the next moment, she faltered and grabbed Dou Cheng's arm: "What? The little brother is mine!"

"I have already formed a blood contract with him." Qu Zhong lifted the lantern, showing the traditional blood characters on it: "Yin Si Bo Shang, we are already husband and wife."

Dou Cheng looked at the words on the lantern, and was lamenting that he had read Qu Zhong’s words without knowing him, and was suddenly dazed, looking at this and then that in a daze.Qu Zhong's words seem to be understandable when you take them apart, but when you put them together, you are confused. What does this guy mean?

But seeing the female ghost's complexion changed drastically when she saw the words on the lantern, the hand holding Dou Cheng's arm became even tighter, and her whole body became even more hostile.As the female ghost's hostility flourished, the surrounding wind blew violently, and the cold air penetrated directly into the bones.

"If you don't eat the toast, then I don't mind letting you die again." Qu Zhong threw the blood lantern into the void, and there was an extra rope in his hand, and he swam like a snake. It flew towards the female ghost's neck.

Before the rope was wrapped around her neck, the female ghost turned pale with fright, screamed and turned and fled without a trace.

Almost the moment the female ghost let go, Dou Chengcheng was pulled by Qu Zhong.

Dou Cheng was about to speak, but suddenly his feet were empty.

"what!"

……

Screaming and sitting up suddenly, Dou Cheng was stunned for a long time before realizing that he was on the bed, and raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead, full of joy for the rest of his life after the catastrophe.

"Fuck, luckily it's just a dream!"

Thinking back on the dream, Dou Cheng finally understood why those hills and trails were familiar in the dream. Aren't they the mass graves in the suburbs of the city? Where are the hills, they are obviously graves!

Actually dreamed that the female ghost snatched the marriage, and Qu Zhong also said that he and he were husband and wife...

Dou Cheng rubbed his face hard, thinking: This is incredible!

His body was not as limp as yesterday, and Dou Chengcheng was about to get out of bed, but stopped halfway down.Twisting his neck and mechanically looking around the room, his face immediately became extremely ugly.

Isn't this the fucking guy's room?How could he be in this guy's bed? !

"Wait...how did I come back last night?"

Dou Cheng thought about it carefully, and found that the memory was fragmented when he was helped out of the alley by Gan Ping, as if before the dream of the female ghost snatching the kiss, he also dreamed of the ghost messenger asking for his life...

"Ah... what a mess!"

Dou Cheng scratched his hair into chicken coops irritably, and didn't bother about the room anymore. He put on his shoes and opened the door and went out. Then he saw Qu Zhong sitting at the table eating breakfast. It was rare that today was not soybean milk, fried dough sticks, steamed bun porridge, but two people. A big bowl of delicious...instant noodles.

"When you get up, go wash up quickly, and then come out to have breakfast." Qu Zhong pointed to the bowl opposite: "Hey, I cooked it together, and after a while, it's all lumpy." He slurped and took two big mouthfuls: "Don't say it, this thing is quite delicious."

Dou Cheng rolled his eyes, turned around and wandered into the bathroom to wash up. When he came out, Qu Zhong was still drinking noodle soup with a bowl in his hand, with a look of unsatisfactory expression on his face.

Dou Cheng: "..."

Under Qu Zhong's fiery gaze, Dou Cheng ate a bowl of lumpy noodles calmly and calmly. After finishing, he purposely drank the noodle soup to Qu Zhong in a slow manner. Smash it, smash it.

Qu Zhong couldn't tell that this guy did it on purpose, so he wasn't Qu Zhong, and suddenly he couldn't laugh or cry, and cursed the little bastard in his heart.

"Why am I in your room?" Dou Chengcai put down the bowl and chopsticks and asked Qu Zhong when he was almost done.

Qu Zhong moved his eyes from Dou Cheng's bowl to his face: "I hugged it."

Dou Cheng: "..."

This candid tone...

"you……"

Dou Cheng was about to lose his temper, when Qu Zhong who got up suddenly stretched out his hand to hold his head, and rubbed it: "If you didn't do that, you wouldn't be able to see the sun today."

Dou Cheng was startled: "...what do you mean?"

"You really don't remember what happened?" Qu Zhong looked at Dou Cheng condescendingly.

"Remember, Zhou Shiming killed someone..." Dou Cheng looked strange: "What does this have to do with you carrying me to your house?"

"Raise your head." After Dou Cheng jerked his head up, Qu Zhong asked again: "The ghost messenger is asking for his life, and the female ghost is snatching the marriage, remember?"

Dou Cheng was startled, and blurted out: "How do you know that I...have...a...dream..." After a pause, he looked at Qu Zhong with a sullen face: "Isn't it a dream?"

However, there was no need to answer, just looking at Qu Zhong's expression, Dou Chengcheng knew it, and suddenly a chill rose from the soles of his feet.

After a long while, Dou Chengcai recovered from the shock: "Damn, fuck, I really almost..."

"Damn it." Qu Zhong answered seriously.

Dou Cheng choked for a moment: "Then you said, it's true that we are husband and wife, what the hell is going on?"

Since all this is not a dream, it is even more frightening to be married to Qu Zhong inexplicably than being almost robbed by a female ghost.

Qu Zhong sat down on the stool next to Dou Cheng, leaned his elbows on the edge of the table, and nodded: "Really, when you were unconscious last night, I unilaterally completed the blood contract ceremony for the two of us."

Dou Cheng: ... what the hell?

Qu Zhong explained to himself: "Essentially, it's the same as you marrying a female ghost. From the moment the blood contract is fulfilled, you are mine. Of course, I am also yours."

"Domestic same-sex marriage is illegal..."

"So what I'm following is not the procedure of domestic marriage." Qu Zhong shook his shoulders.

"Damn..." Dou Cheng choked on his mouthful of old blood: "Damn..."

Qu Zhong: "It's true that I was a little hasty, but I was forced by the situation, and the essence was to save your life."

Dou Cheng stared at Qu Zhong, his face was full of colors, he slammed the table for a while and got up, turned around and rushed out of the house without saying a word.

Qu Zhong's eyes flashed, he got up and followed out.

The two walked back and forth, and they ran into Blind Liu not far from the house. It was rare that Blind Liu took the initiative to stop to say hello to Dou Cheng.

"You're in such a panic early in the morning, why are you going?" Blind Liu shouted as he looked at the windy young man.

Dou Cheng didn't see who greeted him, subconsciously shouted back: "Miaoguan Temple!"

Blind Liu turned his eyes on Qu Zhong when he heard the words, and then, as if he didn't see him, he rolled his eyes and walked towards the breakfast stall on the west street.

When Qu Zhong heard that Dou Cheng was going to the temple, he raised his eyebrows, quickened his pace to follow, and grabbed Dou Cheng's arm.