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Chapter 3

Wu Xiangui threw the jujube cake on the coffee table, turned on the TV, and there was the nine-star news on the TV again.

He fell back on the sofa and pressed the remote control, looked down at the jujube cake, then at the TV, and then at the jujube cake.

"Mousse cake? Western fart! Can jujube cake be healthy? It's full of trans fatty acids! You xenophobic guy!"

He picked up the jujube cake, grabbed a piece and put it in his mouth: "It's delicious, what kind of mousse cake do you eat, I almost forgot the original, and imitated foreigners to make it by themselves... huh?"

Wu Xiangui swallowed the jujube cake, feeling something was wrong.

I took the mousse cake I made by myself to the park, and met Xiang Jie by chance. It happened that Xiang Jie hadn't eaten, so the two of them ate one?

Is there such a coincidence?

No matter how uneducated Wu Xiangui was, he also bought two Sherlock Holmes books with the covers off at second-hand bookstalls when he was a child, and his reasoning ability was unambiguous.

According to common sense, when Xiang Jie was looking for a dog, he met Lu Liang from the community, and he offered to help. Xiang Jie wanted to go out to eat first, so Lu Liang, who knew that the other party hadn't eaten, took the initiative to invite Xiang Jie to eat mousse cake at his house.

etc!go to his house...

Yes, it is impossible for Lu Liang to take a cake with him and walk around the neighborhood.

Thinking of this, Wu Xiangui felt as uncomfortable as if he had eaten rat feces, he hurried upstairs and opened the study door and asked immediately:

"Have you gone to his house in Luliang?"

Xiang Jie looked up, inexplicably: "What?"

"You just went to eat mousse cake at his house, didn't you?"

Xiang Jie frowned: "No, he sent it over, go out when you're done, don't disturb me."

Wu Xiangui: "Oh." Closing the door, he turned and went downstairs, thinking as he walked.

Lu Liang made a mousse cake and knew that Xiang Jie hadn't eaten, so he brought it over and ate it one by one, and then went out to find a dog together...

etc!There is still something wrong...

Wu Xiangui stopped in his tracks.

That Yangxi fart took the initiative to give Xiang Jie a cake, what does that mean, huh?

How did he know that Xiang Jie was at home?Why did he come when I was not at home?

Wu Xiangui's reasoning ability improved by leaps and bounds.

He has already started to fantasize about Lu Liang happily hugging Xiang Jie and kissing him passionately as soon as he enters the door, and the two of them having an affair while he is not at home.

He carefully observed the ground from the corridor, and searched all the way to the gate, hoping to find clues on the mirror-like floor tiles.

Got nothing.

However, Wu Xiangui thought, with Xiang Jie's character, such a careful person, his house was cleaned by him to look like a great hall of the people.Cleaning up an affair scene is also a piece of cake.

He turned around and ran upstairs to push the door:

"Why does he choose to deliver cakes to you when I'm not at home?"

Xiang Jie got annoyed and threw away his pen.

"Wu Xiangui! Do you want to fix things!"

Wu Xiangui was even angrier when he saw the pen thrown under his feet.

I agreed not to drop anything, but I fell twice today!

"What? Did I ask something I shouldn't ask? Do you want to get angry to cover up something?"

"What am I covering up? What do I need to cover up! Why do you keep finding fault after seeing Lu Liang? Do you really want me to have something with him, so that you can justifiably drive me away, anyway, Mark has already been dealt with by you first! "

"Why are you talking about this again? I said I didn't do it on purpose. Hey, don't change the subject. Now I'm talking about Luliang sending cakes. I'm not at home and his cakes are here. How do you explain it?"

At times like this, there was often a reason, and Xiang Jie didn't want to explain anymore. He got angry and wanted to beat his man. If he beat him too much, he would have done it earlier.

"I don't need to explain. I just ate a cake. Let me tell you, I'll go to his house tomorrow and eat all the cake. Your jujube cake should have long hair!"

"How dare you! Believe it or not, I told you to eat all the jujube cakes right now..."

blah blah blah blah...

The content of the [-]-word quarrel is omitted above.

The two quarreled from jujube cakes to Wu Xiangui's stinky socks, to Xiang Jie's re-examination for graduate school because of vanity.

Thousands of words converge into one sentence: come, let's hurt each other!

Finally, Xiang Jie locked the bedroom and fell asleep by himself.

Wu Xiangui hugged the sofa cushions and lay insomnia on the leisure couch in the study.

There were two quarrels in a row, and they intensified.

"Hey..." Wu Xiangui sighed heavily.

The pen was still on the ground, Wu Xiangui got up to pick it up, walked to the desk and did not put it down, but looked at this ordinary signature pen.

He likes that Xiang Jie is educated and well-educated, but if he continues to study as a graduate student, and if he is not careful and gets a doctorate, then the gap between them will be too big.

He thinks this gap between undergraduates and high school students is acceptable.

Otherwise, I would also apply for an adult university to get a diploma?

Forget it, the auto repair shop is so busy, dozens of people are waiting for him to start work every day, and waiting for his salary at the end of the month, how can there be such time...

Putting down the pen and turning around, I saw the pennant hanging on the wall:

"Brave in righteousness, contemporary heroism"

A few gold letters, with his and Xiang Jie's names burned in the lower right corner.

This pennant is of great significance to the two of them. It is not only the pride of the two of them, but also the beginning of their love journey.

Wu Xiangui recalled the scene of them fighting the robbers bravely. This may be the most heroic thing he has done so far, and it has become a pride worth mentioning in his life.

After seven years, the color of the pennant is not as bright as it was then, but the gold content has not diminished at all.

Wu Xiangui turned off the desk lamp and lay back on the couch, looking at the silk banner with the light from the window.

"Hey..." He sighed heavily again: "Why are these days so non-stop! Crap!"