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Chapter 19

In order not to affect their future life, Wu Xiangui and Xiang Jie had a tacit "re-division of labor".

The so-called re-division of labor naturally means not changing the rules of the past, who is in charge of the inside and who is in charge of the outside, as usual.

However, Wu Xiangui has rich experience in repairing cars and often assists Xiang Jie, while Xiang Jie occasionally gives advice on Wu Xiangui's housework ability.

To be honest, Wu Xiangui didn't pay attention to housework at all. Have you never seen a pig running or eaten pork?With that little work, he could do it with his eyes closed.

So, after Wu Xiangui entered the kitchen alone for the first time, he invited a fire engine...

Xiang Jie looked at Wu Xiangui, who was emitting black smoke, with a dark face. He just went out to repair a broken car on the side of the road, and when he came back, he almost lost his wife. It was so scary!

He tried his best to speak in a calm manner, after all he was more reserved than Wu Xiangui: "Honey, what kind of cooking are you trying to do?"

"Fried small yellow croaker."

"Sounds good, then what?"

"The pot exploded. Fortunately, I hid quickly."

"Why did the pot explode?"

"The oil in the oil pan suddenly ignited spontaneously, how scary you said! I'll water it quickly..."

Xiang Jie interrupted: "Okay, I got it. You must remember a common sense, boiling oil must never touch water, absolutely not, understand?"

"Then what if it spontaneously ignites?"

"Cover the lid to keep out the air, or wait a while and it will go out by itself."

"oh, I see."

"Are you hurt? Baby."

Wu Xiangui stroked his hair: "The hair seems to be a little fuzzy."

Xiang Jie pulled him into the bathroom and turned on the faucet, helped him wash, and cleaned himself by the way, then wrapped him in a big towel and carried him back to the bed.

Wu Xiangui was smooth and slick at this time, looking delicious, and sighed to Jie: "Why are you always so stupid, have you remembered the lesson from today?"

Wu Xiangui nodded.

"Come on, let's strengthen our memory."

Therefore, Xiang Jie worked on Wu Xiangui for a long time.

Two days later, when Xiang Jie came back from work, another fire truck appeared in front of his house.

He tried his best to speak in a calm manner, after all, he was more reserved than Wu Xiangui: "Honey, what new dishes are you developing?"

"Braised pig's trotters over low heat."

"and then?"

"I thought it was still early, so I took a nap, but the water boiled dry..."

"Okay, I get it, stew the soup, you have to be careful, don't leave for too long, you know?"

Wu Xiangui nodded: "I accidentally forgot."

"Where did you hurt?"

Wu Xiangui stroked his hair, and another piece of it was muddy.

Xiang Jie took him to the bathroom to wash up as usual, and went back to the bedroom to continue "remedial lessons" and strengthen his memory.

After finally putting the kitchen in order, I also apologized to the tenants next door one by one, so that they don't panic, it's just a small problem.

Within two days, Wu Xiangui was cooking again...

This time Xiang Jie really couldn't maintain his self-restraint, is his man planning to burn himself to death in the rhythm of the kitchen!

"What are you cooking again this time?!"

Wu Xiangui tugged at his burnt hair: "Buddha, Buddha jumps over the wall."

"WTF? Buddha jumps over the wall! Why don't you cook a Manchu banquet? You don't know how to cook, and you make it more complicated every time. What do you mean? Ah!"

"It's too easy to be challenging."

Xiang Jie was going crazy: "I beg you, don't challenge the difficulty. It's best not to go into the kitchen. Let's order takeaway later, shall we?"

"No, you don't like to eat takeaway. You used to cook three meals a day by yourself. I have to learn it too."

This is self-willed, but it sounds very pleasant to the ear. Xiang Jie rubbed the head of Wu Xiangui, who is a head shorter than himself: "You have no talent for cooking. If this continues, we will be driven away by the neighbors. In order to keep the auto repair Factory, and for your safety, takeaway is a good choice.”

Wu Xiangui shook his head: "I don't like to eat takeaway either, I like to eat your dishes."

Xiang Jie: "..."

When dealing with Wu Xiangui, Xiang Jie felt that the only way to solve it was to fuck, if it still can't be solved, then fuck twice!

The next day, buckets of water were placed in front of the door of the tenant next door. The large and small basins and buckets were almost placed on the street.

For a while, people were in a state of panic, for fear that Wu Xiangui was cooking, and whenever he saw smoke coming out of his kitchen, he would definitely have a water basin ready at any time.

On the way Xiang Jie took Wu Xiangui to the barber shop, he said to the neighbors as he walked, "Our family won't cook anymore. Really, we won't cook anymore."

There is a good barber shop just one street away, and the master's craftsmanship is quite good.

Wu Xiangui's hair was roasted to a mess, so he could only shave an inch, and then he had to pull Xiang Jie to have a hairstyle too.

After Xiang Jie finished cutting and looked in the mirror, Wu Xiangui stood next to him and watched happily.

"What are you laughing at?" Xiang Jie asked.

"Hahaha, I used to think that I was not handsome because of my bad hairstyle, but now I am powerless to refute it, hahahaha!" Said he was still facing the big mirror of the barber shop, wiped the top of his head with his hands, and a picture of me The most handsome look.

Xiang Jie's face was full of black lines: "..." Ever since this bastard man changed into his own body and became handsome, he has become so bloated that he can't find his way.

There is no problem that sex can't solve, Xiang Jie thought.