Chapter 126
Chapter 126
"Damn it, I can't take it anymore!" Zhu Yun was about to kick in as soon as he raised his leg, "Don't stop me, I want to expose this shameless liar on behalf of the alliance and the people!"
Snake Ancestor rubbed his chin and muttered to himself: "So they all eat this?"
Snake Ancestor thought for a while, then hooked his fingers at Zhu Yun: "Brother, do me a favor."
The stupid tiger who was talking to his wife didn't realize that a vigorous competition had already begun.
If I had to describe the days to come in one sentence, I could only say... What a crime.
After the stupid tiger lost his legs gloriously in the crack of time and space, Master Snake Zu also fell down with hatred. The reason was that the old injury relapsed because of the overdrawn spiritual power of the treatment of the stupid tiger.
Looking at Snake Ancestor, who was said to be a high paraplegia due to the recurrence of old injuries, Ao Jia was quite fresh: "Why haven't I heard that you still have old injuries?"
Snake Ancestor imitated the stupid tiger and made a dejected expression on the bed: "Did you forget the time when I almost died trying to save you, but you took the opportunity to abandon me and escape?"
That happened a long time ago. Back then, Ao Jia was just a sacrifice offered by Wu Zongguo to Lord Snake Ancestor. He was raped a hundred times by Snake Ancestor in various positions on the altar. He was a good young man, and he never talked about love. After a few times, being humiliated by a vicious half-human, half-snake thing while doing it with all kinds of means, naturally I hope that the snake ancestor will die as soon as possible.
Ao Jia: "Oh."
Snake Zu also expected Ao Jia to pounce on him and cry in his arms like Ying Qingtian did, but he never expected Ao Jia to react like this, so he felt a little unhappy right now.With dark green snake pupils, it's very scary: "Ao Jia, tell me, what do you mean by 'oh'?"
"It means 'serve it'." Ao Jia's expression remained unchanged, "You did it all yourself." Thinking about some things now, he still has the urge to stab him to death.
The atmosphere suddenly became dignified. After Snake Zu heard this, his lower body suddenly turned into a snake tail, and with a flick of the snake tail, which was as heavy as a thousand pounds, the bed under him was smashed into pieces.
The stone chips flew around, and Ao Jia didn't even change his face: "Come to me if you have something to do, don't vent your anger on the furniture."
Snake Ancestor didn't even look at him, kicked open the door, and walked out.
Witnessing the whole process of Zhu Yun outside the door: "Tsk tsk tsk, it's really different."
Snake Ancestor Bitong tightened: "Shut up!"
The stupid tiger inside the door has already pulled Ying Qingtian through all kinds of poses that he would never even dare to think about.
"Daughter-in-law, shall I take you to clean it up?" After eating his fill in one breath, the stupid tiger finally remembered to feel sorry for his own wife.
Ying Qingtian didn't expect a disabled tiger to have such a powerful fighting power. He lay limply on the stupid tiger's body, sweating profusely, his upper and lower eyelids stuck together and couldn't open. He heard the stupid tiger talking in a daze, and didn't get distracted, so he answered a few words indiscriminately.
So the good man Stupid Tiger boldly picked him up and went to the small indoor hot spring.
The cleaned Ying Qingtian was held in the arms of the stupid tiger, smelling the reassuring breath of the stupid tiger, feeling the temperature of the little sun on the stupid tiger, sleeping deeply and comfortably.
Before I knew it, it was already noon when I woke up.The sun outside the window was just right, and the stupid tiger was still the same, sitting on the bedside, with a cup of tea and a book, reading very seriously.Ying Qingtian stared blankly at the side face of the stupid tiger for a while, and said to herself that serious men are the most attractive.
"Are you awake?" Stupid Tiger looked down at him.
"Yeah!" Ying Qingtian licked the tiger's face over and over again in consciousness, and then nodded.
The stupid tiger looked at him with lustful eyes: "Then let's do it again."
Yingqingtian: "..."
"I won't tell you anymore, I'm going to get up." Ying Qingtian slapped the stupid tiger's hand that had been inserted into her clothes, and struggled to sit up.
Sitting on the bed, she stretched lazily, and Ying Qingtian realized something was wrong: "Did you make me pass out yesterday?"
The stupid tiger raised his chest: "Of course! Who am I! A man among men!" The stupid tiger thought that Ying Qingtian was euphemistically praising him for his good skills in bed.
"It's interesting, heh." Ying Qingtian showed a mouthful of small white teeth, and smiled ferociously at the stupid tiger, "You cleaned it up for me?"
The poor stupid tiger has already stepped into the trap with one foot and is still unconscious: "I personally carried you into the small indoor hot spring!"
The stupid tiger was very satisfied with his performance, and when it was over, he asked Ying Qingtian for credit with a calm face: "Is the master mean to you? Does the master love you? Would you like to send me a small epaulet of the top ten husbands?"
"Absolutely enough! Absolutely hurts me!" Ying Qingtian waved her arm and slapped the stupid tiger's back, "But you have to explain to me, how can you be a tiger with amputated legs and a strong body? You carried me into the small indoor hot spring?"
The smile on Stupid Tiger's face froze.But at any rate, I have been working with the leadership team all the year round, and the nonsense came out: "I put you on my back, and then crawled over with my hands scratching the floor! Look, the clothes on my body are all dirty."
Yingqingtian: "..."
Yingqing took a look at the picture, it was too beautiful to look at.
"Stupid! Old! Tiger! I'll ask you again! Is your leg real or fake!"
"It's really gone!" The stupid tiger stared at Ying Qingtian without squinting, and his voice was loud.
"Do you dare to swear?!"
Ying Qingtian was aggressive, and the stupid tiger opened his mouth and said, "If my leg is not amputated, my wife will be separated and die."
Ying Qingtian was stunned, he stared blankly at the stupid tiger for a long time, then suddenly covered his stomach: "Well, my stomach hurts suddenly!"
The stupid tiger was stunned by this incident, and after realizing it, he was in Sparta: "Daughter-in-law, you are just pretending! Don't scare me!"
Beads of sweat rolled down Ying Qingtian's forehead, and it was as if someone was scraping back and forth in her stomach with a razor blade, Ying Qingtian's whole body was so painful that she shrank together.If so, he didn't forget to free his hand to slap the stupid tiger: "You liar!"
The stupid tiger was slapped by Ying Qingtian, and the expression on his face was like a dream: "Daughter-in-law, you are pretending! It can't be so clever! Stop making trouble!"
Ying Qingtian's face was pale, she didn't speak any more, her eyes turned red with hatred just looking at the stupid tiger.The stupid tiger felt guilty when he saw him, and was about to say something, when suddenly Ying Qingtian shuddered and rolled off the bed.
This time the stupid tiger really panicked. He forgot all about what was broken and his legs were amputated. He picked up Ying Qingtian and rushed out: "Old snake, help me!"
The moment she saw the stupid tiger jumping up from the bed, Ying Qingtian went crazy, kicking and biting in the stupid tiger's arms: "You bastard tiger! Why do you care about me?! You can just lie to me, and you can still lie to me. Dare to swear anything! Why don't you die!" Ying Qingtian was almost dying of pain, but what made him even more uncomfortable was the stupid tiger's attitude, in order to lie, he used him to swear that kind of oath casually.
"What do you do if I die?" Stupid Tiger tried to force a smile, but the muscles on his face were too stiff, it's better to say that he was crying than laughing, "I won't let you get into trouble ,I won't!"
The stupid tiger held Ying Qingtian's hand, and continuously sent the spiritual energy in his body into his body.
"Stop! Stop!" Yingqingtian cried out in pain, the tears were purely physical, "It hurts me even more..."
The stupid tiger was too frightened to move, so it could only run around like a headless fly looking for the snake ancestor.
It's strange to say that Snake Ancestor is usually the least active, and usually stays in the cave, but now the stupid tiger has been wandering around for a long time, and he can't find him at all. less than.
Ying Qingtian was able to bite and hit at the beginning, but after a long time, there was only a weak hum, her whole body was covered in cold sweat, as if she had just been fished out of the water.
"Forget it, don't look for it anymore." Ying Qingtian leaned her head on the stupid tiger's shoulder, and tried to put her hands on his neck, "This is fate..." Ying Qingtian smiled miserably, "I didn't die in the crack of time and space. But it died on your mouth... Don't look for it anymore, just hug me and talk to me."
"What nonsense are you talking about!" The stupid tiger felt his temples twitch suddenly after hearing his words, "Damn it, I have never seen such a big storm, I have never seen anyone who swears to death, you are honest Lie down for me, and if you say such things again, I...I..." At this point, the stupid tiger's nose was sore, and he was about to cry.
So the two hugged each other with tears in their eyes.
Just when the two were parting from each other, Zhu Yun swayed out from behind with a bunch of big grapes in his arms, and when he saw the battle, he was so frightened that he swallowed the grapes in one gulp: "Ahem, cough, what are you doing? What kind of ghost story are you playing in broad daylight!"
"You don't understand, my wife is going to die." The stupid tiger cried so hard that his heart was broken.
Ying Qingtian was also very cooperative: "This is all my life..."
Zhu Yun: "..."
Zhu Yun looked at the side for a while, and finally asked cautiously: "Tiger's wife, do you have a stomachache?"
Ying Qingtian nodded with tears in her eyes.It's not just a stomachache, it's so painful that it's almost like murdering him.
Zhu Yun pondered for a while: "Are you going to give birth?"
Yingqingtian: "..."
Stupid Tiger: "..."
Ying Qingtian just wanted to tell you what nonsense, he is a big man who hasn't even had a big belly, how could he be about to give birth?And I just had sex last night, and my baby is going to be born today, so what do you think about steaming steamed buns?Reconciliation started overnight?
But unexpectedly, the stupid tiger's eyes lit up: "It's possible!"
Ying Qingtian: "..." Stupid tiger, what you shed just now were not tears but brains, right?Do you believe in all this?
Zhu Yun looked at Ying Qingtian for a few more times, and for some reason, Ying Qingtian felt the hairs on his back stand on end, just when he couldn't help asking him not to talk nonsense, Zhu Yun spoke again: " I look like a dystocia."
Dystocia you uncle!I am a pure man!
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