Chapter 121
Chapter 121
"On the night of the full moon, I will open the exit. I won't wait when it's over." Snake Ancestor said with a cold face. Completely disappear.
When Ying Qingtian looked again, he saw that the original bright red blood had all turned green, corroded deeply into the ground, and there was a pungent stench and curling light smoke in the air.
The stupid tiger stared at the large pool of poisonous blood that had turned green on the ground in front of him, and couldn't help saying with emotion: "Snake ancestor is really a weapon of mass destruction."
"Yes," Zhu Yun stared at the soil that had turned azure, and expressed his approval, "As expected of a man who was destined to become a king from birth."
Seeing that the green poisonous blood was about to spread to Yingqingtian's feet, the stupid tiger pulled his wife back, "Daughter-in-law, be careful of the blood on the ground, don't touch it."
The poisonous blood was weird at first glance, and Ying Qingtian, who has always cherished his life, certainly didn't have the problem of insisting on doing something the less others told him to do it. After hearing the stupid tiger's words, he immediately stepped back in a good manner, and then Only then did he let out his curiosity: "What's going on? Are all the formations in your demon spirit world so high-end?" It was the first time he had seen a formation that would automatically change color and dissolve.
"It's not that the formations in our Demon Spirit Realm are high-end, but Snake Ancestor has a way to make them high-end." Anyway, she is also the wife of a stupid tiger, and Zhu Yun patiently educated Ying Qingtian, "I will go to the Demon Spirit Realm later. , stay away from the Snake Ancestor's family, that nest is full of poisonous snakes."
Ying Qingtian: "..." Young man, with the appearance of Snake Ancestor, no one will recognize him as a cauliflower snake even if you don't tell him.
"Well," the tiger who has always been at odds with Zhu Yun nodded, "their whole family is poisonous."
Ying Qingtian: "..." Aren't you talking nonsense, poisonous snakes of course give birth to poisonous snakes, unless the child belongs to the old Wang next door.
"You have to remember that the blood, sweat, and even the breath of the Snake Ancestor are highly poisonous. A little monk like you will die instantly if touched." No longer out of reach, Stupid Tiger suddenly became a little worried about Ying Qingtian.There has never been a monk with such a low level of cultivation in the demon spirit world. Now he is afraid that Ying Qingtian will be poisoned to death if he talks to the snake ancestor.
I don’t know what’s going on in my head, Ying Qingtian: “Snake ancestor...does he never rinse his mouth after eating?” It’s normal for a tiger who doesn’t like to bathe to come out with a snake ancestor who doesn’t like to rinse his mouth .
Because he never rinses his mouth after eating, the stuff stuck between his teeth rots and becomes toxic, so as long as the Snake Ancestor opens his mouth, he will exhale a foul-smelling poisonous gas... I am taken by Ying Qingtian's words, stupid Tiger couldn't help making up a big show.Although he knew that the Snake Ancestor had been bigu for tens of thousands of years and hadn’t eaten for tens of thousands of years, the stupid tiger seemed to be mentally polluted. It has also become convincing.
What a fucking dog!The stupid tiger forced himself to concentrate: "In short, stay away from him!"
"If I were you, I should be thinking about where to get a spirit boat that can withstand the storm of time and space, instead of discussing whether the snake ancestor has bad breath." Zhu Yun's face was twitching, " After all, Snake Ancestor said that he will only open the exit for us on the next full moon night, and it is still the kind that is out of date."
"Don't worry about this, I've already done more than half of it." The stupid tiger took out a blueprint from the storage ring, spread it out for Zhu Yun to see, and pointed to the hull of the ship, "Now there is still a gap between here and here." It didn’t work out. I tried a lot of materials for the hull, but they were either hard enough or not tough enough.”
Zhu Yun: "You can't even find any material for the hull, and you're still calling it a dick." Stupid Tiger's words sound nice, but when you think about it carefully, it means "I've already looked at the house, and now I'm short of money".
Stupid tiger: "If I found the material, I'd fuck with you, and I'd bring my wife and son back to the demon spirit world."
Holding a pile of blueprints, the two big men drifted away amidst scolding.Ying Qingtian stood in the wind and followed them. After walking for a while, she suddenly felt that something was missing. She stood there thinking for a long time, and then remembered her shaved little frog.
Fortunately, the little frog was still sitting where it was. The naked little tiger opened its mouth wide and dragged two big strips of snot. It was sitting in the direction they left like a mentally retarded person, as if it was still immersed in the loss. In the double grief of losing his fur and being abandoned by his parents.
"Come on, baby, come into Dad's arms." Ying Qingtian ran back to the place where the formation was drawn, and said this to the little tiger sitting in the wind with a runny nose.
The little tiger, who was bald all over, had a runny nose, looked at Ying Qingtian, and then at the direction they were leaving, and suddenly looked up to the sky and let out a wailing cry: "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
My parents are still alive, but I live like an abandoned baby!
The wailing of the little frog was too miserable, and Ying Qingtian, who knew she was guilty, used thirty strings of meat to calm down the anger of the little frog.
In the following days, Stupid Tiger stayed with Zhu Yun all day to discuss the matter of making the spirit boat, and Ying Qingtian, who couldn't help much, was in charge of holding the little tiger to bask in the sun on the island every day, and then made them some supper eat.But the little tiger fell deeply into a melancholy mood because of the loss of his hair, and was surprisingly honest. No matter where Ying Qingtian went, he would lie quietly in his arms, regardless of the wind or wind. The rain hits, and always maintains a state of ashes.The little tiger was so good that Ying Qingtian couldn't believe it, so the father made up his mind to shave the little tiger a lot in the future.
Fortunately, the little tiger didn't know what Ying Qingtian was thinking, otherwise he might rebel on the spot.
In Yingqingtian's various suppers, more than half a month passed quickly, and the efforts of Stupid Tiger and Zhu Yun finally paid off.A pitch-black spirit boat carved out of white bones appeared in an open space near the sea.
When Ying Qingtian saw such a majestic spirit boat, Zhu Yun was holding a small bucket, humming an unknown tune, basking in the sun, and using a small brush to paint the big black boat milky white. Strange liquid, the posture is as skillful as an old sailor.
"Wow, is it ready?" Ying Qingtian looked at the huge spirit boat in front of her and let out a sigh of admiration.As expected, Stupid Tiger and Zhu Yun are old monsters in the Dzogchen realm, and the boats they made are incomparably exquisite, "Your workmanship is amazing, from the hull to the mast, there is no trace of splicing on the entire boat! "
"Because it was originally carved from a whole piece of Shark King's spine, so there is no need to stitch it together." Unlike Ying Qingtian who has never seen the world, Master Zhu is quite calm.
"The spine of the Shark King!" Ying Qingtian couldn't help but look at the big black boat a few more times.
"Do you know what the Shark King is?" Hearing his exclamation, Zhu Yun couldn't help raising his head to look at him.
Ying Qingtian answered very straightforwardly: "I don't know!"
Zhu Yun: "..." Then what are you sighing over there, I thought you were a smart person.
"But it sounds amazing." Ying Qingtian looked at the fine carvings on the big black ship, and the more she looked at it, the more she liked it, "Can I touch it?"
"Don't!" Zhu Yun was so frightened that he almost threw the small brush in his hand out, "The thing I just painted is not dry yet, this paint needs to be used less, don't rub it off for me, I have been rubbing it for a long time Woolen cloth."
Ying Qingtian sensitively captured his words: "Laugh?" Looking at the small half bucket of strange milky white liquid in Zhu Yun's arms, and then at the hull of the boat, he suddenly had a feeling that the world is filthy.
Ying Qingtian looked at Zhu Yun in the wrong way.
"Fuck! Where are you thinking!" Zhu Yun quickly understood the meaning in Ying Qingtian's eyes, and he was upset on the spot, "This bucket is Lao Tzu's spider silk! Spider silk! Spider silk! Spider silk! Do you know, Si! That kind of secretion that will harden when it comes into contact with the air, you stupid human being full of dirty jokes, wake up, okay?"
Ying Qingtian's expression became even more strange: "Spider silk... are you talking about the thing that comes out of the spider's butt...?" Ying Qingtian originally wanted to say that it came out of your butt, but fortunately He held back.
"It's the secretion coming out of the spinneret in the abdomen! Abdomen!" Zhu Yun didn't know why he stood here and explained this to a human being. He only had a feeling that it was getting darker and darker.
Sure enough, Ying Qingtian was silent for a while: "But your belly is your butt, isn't it? It's as if your stomach and butt are separated."
Zhu Yun: "..." Why is he discussing his body structure with a human here?
Zhu Yun pointed to the ropes at both ends of the big black boat: "Have you seen the ropes at both ends of this boat?"
Ying Qingtian was indeed distracted: "What is that for?"
Zhu Yun: "When we enter the rift in time and space, we may encounter a space-time storm, and the ship may turn over at that time. The stupid tiger and I are fine, but we are afraid that you will be transferred out if you are not careful, so we make I bought some ropes, and I am going to tie you to the body of the boat, so that you will not be afraid, do you want to go up and try?"
Ying Qingtian stared at the rope for a long time, and finally asked seriously: "Is that thing also... made of secretions from your abdomen?" When "liquid", the tone was especially strengthened, which made people feel...more obscene.
In the end, Ying Qingtian was "passionately" tied to the bow by Zhu Yun, and her mouth was gagged.The stupid tiger who came back from catching birds named their big black ship "Zuipao" to commemorate this day.It's such an easy-to-understand and resounding and unpretentious name.
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