Chapter 117
Chapter 117
"Are you back?" Ying Qingtian opened the door, and was obviously taken aback when she saw Zhu Yun behind the stupid tiger, "This is?"
"Oh, this is..." Stupid Tiger was about to introduce, but he only said three words before being pushed aside by Zhu Yun behind him.
"Hi, young man." Zhu Yun flicked his hair and squeezed in front of Ying Qingtian, "Hello, I am from the Security Council of the Demon Spirit Realm, and we already know about the fact that this tiger went to the lower realm to forcefully marry an underage boy , Now the organization has sent me to conduct further investigations, and you can report to us any questions you have. Depending on the severity of the case, we will punish this tiger."
Yingqingtian: "∑( ̄□ ̄*|||" There are such units in the demon spirit world?!
Ying Qingtian: "You demon spirit world has done a good job of protecting the weak. Are there any punishments?"
Zhu Yun: "According to the plot, take off 1-2 balls of this tiger."
Yingqingtian: "..."
Before Ying Qingtian could speak, she saw the tiger who had just been pushed to the side groping back in a treacherous manner, wrapping one arm around Ying Qingtian's waist, her affection soaring: "Stop talking, tell me Come on, my daughter-in-law chased me first, but in fact this is a case of an underage boy becoming a mature elite."
Ying Qingtian: "I only have one question. When you punish him, can you directly kick his balls to pieces?"
Stupid tiger: "..." Is this a real daughter-in-law?
Zhu Yun's eyes lit up, and he was eager to try: "Say, what shape do you want to kick into?"
Ying Qingtian turned her head and asked the tiger: "This is your friend?" Why do you think that apart from looking like a human being, you don't do anything human?
Stupid Tiger put on a disdainful expression: "It's just like friendship."
Zhu Yun cast a contemptuous glance at the tiger, took a step forward, and introduced himself in an unruly tone: "Zhu Yun."
Ying Qingtian suddenly realized: "Oh, you are the one who doesn't lift!"
Zhu Yun, who broke his skills in an instant: "..." Sure enough, it's not that a family does not enter a house.
Ying Qingtian was unaware of Zhu Yun's overflowing resentment, he backed off: "Come in and talk, don't stand stupidly at the outer door."
Zhu Yun, who thought Ying Qingtian was the only one here, walked into the hut and saw a few beautiful girls sitting in the corner. Lifted", his face suddenly fell to a new low.
Zhu Yun's arrival soon set off a tornado among the girls.He looks domineering and cool*, and the aura of being in the top position for a long time is not lost to Tiger, especially when Zhu Yun and Stupid Tiger stand together, it makes people feel dazzled and dreamy.
Wang Laowu!Another diamond queen!The group of girls who were depressed because they found out that the stupid tiger was gay became excited like chicken blood.As for the one who doesn't lift anything... it's better than someone who gets hard but only likes men!
Just when the stupid tiger was still complacent that he had overwhelmed Zhu Yun in a certain way, he never expected that his status in the hearts of a bunch of girls had slipped to second-class.
"Little girl Xiao Hehuan pays respects to the Immortal Venerable." A girl who was dazzled by Zhu Yun's face floated up.The stupid tiger looked at her eyes that kept emitting lightning, and suddenly had the urge to drag her to ask her how much water had entered her brain to be able to call the word "Xianzun". It's just a stinky spider that only injects digestive juice into the body of its prey and then sucks the carrion juice!
Zhu Yun was also stunned, he subconsciously touched his old face, it was the first time he heard someone call him "Xianzun" after living for tens of thousands of years.But thanks to his thick skin, he was stunned for a moment and then came back to his senses: "Get up."
Then one person and one spider chatted happily.The girls at the side watched for a while, and found that the new guy was much more friendly than a tiger, so they all surrounded him, and it was as if thousands of ducks had entered the room.
Ying Qingtian looked at Zhu Yun, then at the tiger, then at Zhu Yun, then at the tiger, and finally...
Ying Qingtian: "Didn't you say anything about this matter?" You have been robbed of the male god's limelight, bastard!Are you sure you don't want to tear yourself apart?
Stupid Tiger: "Oh, it's okay, that's how he got his start."
"What did you do to start?" Ying Qingtian immediately imagined a big drama.It turns out that this domineering and cool* man in black got his start by selling himself on the street when he was practicing? !
The stupid tiger quickly solved this doubt for him: "Back then, he was a well-known emotional liar. He only picked young, beautiful and high-cultivated female cultivators, and tricked them into taking out golden pills and nascent souls at home. Hurry up." Feelings, cheating, because he wants to use this method to cultivate, he has to remind himself from time to time not to be tempted or emotional, so... he didn't do it.Hehe, the stupid tiger has always felt that this is a kind of retribution.
Ying Qingtian: "..." Hearing the waves of laughter over there, he didn't know why, but suddenly shivered.
"Daughter-in-law." Just when Ying Qingtian was enveloped by this feeling of panic, the tiger beside him suddenly sneaked over, "Come out with me."
Seeing the serious look on the stupid tiger's face, Ying Qingtian's heart skipped a beat, and she obediently followed him out.
The stupid tiger led Ying Qingtian across the deserted street, and then stopped at an inconspicuous corner.
"What's wrong? What happened?" Ying Qingtian took a few steps forward, her tone urgent and worried.
Unexpectedly, the sanctimonious big-tailed tiger a moment ago pounced on him, hugged his head and gnawed, Yingqing was shocked, and subconsciously backed away, but the tiger's movements were too fast, and he was still thrown It's right.
It's over.This was Ying Qingtian's first thought.Did the stupid tiger get swapped?Is the stupid tiger poisoned by a poison that will make people lose their minds?Otherwise, why would he suddenly attack himself.Was it that guy named Zhu Yun who did it?
Just when Ying Qingtian closed his eyes and was thinking wildly, the stupid tiger who threw him on the wall finally spoke softly: "Oh my god, I'm suffocated to death. It's rare that the little tiger is not here. Come on, my wife let me take care of myself." dear."
Ying Qingtian, who thought she was doomed, said, "Huh?"
What the hell, even a kiss makes it look like the end of the world is coming from the magic army, and you are the only one in the whole world, hey!
In the end, Ying Qingtian's neck was still planted with strawberries diligently by a certain tiger.
The two of them lingered outside for a while, and finally went back home. As soon as they entered the house, they were startled by the tragic scene inside.It turned out that the girls in the house had disappeared, leaving only a pool of blood on the ground, and Zhu Yun, who was dressed in black, was sitting cross-legged by the fire, eating kebabs with relish.
Ying Qingtian: "..." He suddenly had the illusion of being a cannibal.
Stupid tiger: "You actually eat alone without calling me." Then he walked over and sat down beside Zhu Yun.
Unlike the stupid tiger with a big nerve, Ying Qingtian's thinking is much deeper and more detailed.
"You... where did you get the meat skewers..." Ying Qingtian's finger pointing at the meat skewers couldn't help trembling, he didn't prepare meat skewers at all when he went out, okay?Reminiscent of the pool of blood on the ground, this is a human meat skewer!It must be human skewers!He he he...they just went out for a while!This demon has already taken out other people's golden elixir, sucked up his cultivation base, and even used his corpse to make kebabs!
"Hi~" Zhu Yun saw Ying Qingtian, made a gesture that he thought was very handsome, and walked over biting the meat skewer, "Baby~"
Stupid Tiger: "..."
Yingqingtian: "..."
"Want to try my secret kebab? Tell you..." Zhu Yun licked the corner of his lips with his red tongue, "Super~good~eat~"
Stupid Tiger: "You are the first person I've ever seen who can make a kebab so disgusting."
Ying Qingtian with numb scalp: "1."
Zhu Yunfei rolled his eyes at him: "Can't my meat skewers be both disgusting and delicious?"
Ying Qingtian stared nervously at the meat skewers: "Why... why are you the only one, the girl who came with us?"
Seeing that he didn't eat his Amway, Zhu Yun's attitude suddenly became bad, and he stuffed the meat skewers into his mouth indiscriminately: "I don't know, I ate it."
really! !
"What are you doing?!" Ying Qingtian and Tiger roared in unison.
Ying Qingtian: "That's my classmate!"
Tiger: "That's our food reserve!"
Reserve food... Ying Qingtian, who heard the three words from the tiger's mouth, suddenly felt a little weak.
"It's too much!" The tiger pointed at Zhu Yun, his fingers trembling, "I still want to use their blood sacrifices! Now you have eaten everyone, what kind of formation should I use, and how can I contact the Snake Ancestor? Hey! Tell me Didn’t you have bigu already! What meat skewers are you eating! Eat, eat, are you so greedy?!”
Ying Qingtian: "..." It turns out that Tiger's starting point is so different from her own.
When the three of them were in a mess, there were rustling footsteps outside the door, and then several female voices: "Blood sacrifice?"
Ying Qingtian turned around, and the girls he thought were dead were standing behind him.
"Are you all right?" Ying Qingtian looked at the shocked faces of the girls, a little grateful and a little guilty.
The girls didn't answer him, but just stared at him.Shocked, terrified, angry... Ying Qingtian's back was like a thorn in his eyes, and he felt ashamed.
"Hey, people are really capable of anything. In order to hug their thighs, they can turn around and sell their compatriots."
"Yingqingtian, are you still a human? You know everything, yet you came together with this tiger to harm us. Are you and this tiger the same kind or are we the same kind? No wonder you can live with this tiger Together, because we are all beasts..."
"It's you who is talking about being a tiger's minion!"
The words of the few people became more and more unpleasant, and Ying Qingtian's face turned pale.
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