dhibooks Chapter 141 Fanwai.
Chapter 141 Fanwai.
Yang Chao's wedding is scheduled for April.
Originally, the auspicious day was in the first lunar month according to the semi-celestial being, but the bride felt that April would be good, the temperature and flowers would be good, and the weather would be good, so the two families discussed and pushed the wedding to April.
The bride is a company white-collar worker with good popularity. When it comes to getting married, the little sisters around her rush to be bridesmaids. She is too embarrassed to refuse, so she accepts them all. There are six of them.
Six bridesmaids have to be matched with six best men, which is very worrying for Yang Chao. After all, a group of his relatives and colleagues only want to eat dinner, and hold high the banner of "not active in eating, and have problems in thinking". Who will go.
Yang Chao said that the best man had a red envelope, and his relatives and colleagues immediately put away the old flag and replaced it with a new flag that "money can make ghosts grind". After thinking about it, he borrowed Jiangnan from his boss again, saying that the bridesmaids are all young girls and the best men are rough men, so he has to find a way to balance it out.
Jiang Bei was generous, not to mention borrowing Jiang Nan as a best man, even as a flower girl and bridesmaid.
Jiang Nan thought that Jiang Bei didn't love him anymore, so he wanted to send him out to be ruined by others. Besides, according to the customs of the woman's side, the groom had to drive to the mother-in-law's natal house to pick up the bride with his best man team before the auspicious time, and had to drive back when he was done. In the city, there are hundreds of kilometers back and forth, and you have to get up at five o'clock in the morning. If you can get up at seven o'clock in the south of the Yangtze River, it is considered a high incense.
Later, I don't know what Yang Chao promised to Jiang Nan. Jiang Nan said that he would get up at four o'clock, isn't he the best man?
However, when it came to the wedding day, Jiang Nan slept to death on the clean and soft pillow that he promised Yang Chao.
Before dawn, the alarm clock rang five times. Jiang Bei squinted his eyes to check the time. It was ten past five, and it was really too late.
He took off the arms and thighs resting on him, shook Jiangnan lightly, and told him to get up.
Jiang Nan, whose dream was disturbed, was obviously unhappy, pulled the quilt and moaned, turned over and continued to sleep.
Jiang Bei cast out his newly mastered spell, and whispered in Jiang Nan's ear: "Salary card."
Jiang Nan's whole body froze suddenly, and he spoke a lot louder: "...Little Jiang Nan is still awake."
He put his arms around Jiang Bei, took advantage of the situation and pressed him between the quilts, and rubbed against him through the pajamas for a while: "I will get up whenever Xiao Jiangnan wakes up, who told you to always threaten me with salary cards."
It was a bit hot in April, and Jiang Bei was sweating very quickly. He pinched the time for fear of being late. At the same time, feeling the changes in Jiangnan, he couldn't help panting slightly: "Wake up, it's okay, I'm really going to be late."
Jiang Bei relied on Jiang Bei's body. He could separate his upper and lower heads, and he was already awakened from the waist down, but his upper body was still having a tryst with Duke Zhou.
Jiang Bei couldn't do anything with him, he got out from the gap, took Jiang Nan's collar and threw him to wash his face and brush his teeth.
I don't know what Jiangnan is dawdling about, Jiang Bei packed the red envelope and Jiang Bei's best man's suit that Yang Chao sent in advance has not yet come out.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Bei knocked on the bathroom door, "Hurry up."
No one answered.
Jiang Bei's heart skipped a beat, PTSD happened again, he was afraid that Jiang Nan would pass by in the bathroom, he kicked open the door, and then... he saw Jiang Nan doing pornography.
Yellow and fresh green looked at each other from a distance. Not long after, Jiang Bei's entire face turned black, with red in the black: "Put on your pants!"
Jiang Nan plausibly said: "I must not appease Xiao Jiangnan? Otherwise, it would be embarrassing to go out later."
Jiang Bei was speechless, this person still knew how to be ashamed, he took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and asked, "Then have you calmed down?"
"It's almost... um!"
Jiang Nan's eyes darkened, and a wet towel was "slapped" on his face. Jiang Bei gave him a real experience of what it means to wash his face with a father's love, and rubbed it indiscriminately.
Jiangnan retreated again and again, until he reached the base of the wall, and was overwhelmed by love like a mudslide: "Your technique has been passed down from Aunt Deng, right?"
Jiang Bei didn't talk nonsense with him: "I'll give you the last 5 minutes."
After the two chatted and cleaned up, everyone else was there when they arrived at the hotel, but you didn't blame Jiang Bei for being late, after all, an adult single dog should know everything.
Twelve wedding cars were parked in front of the hotel, except for the first car, which was all Audi A series. I have to say that Yang Chao really spent a lot of money to marry a wife. In other words, money can be earned again, but a daughter-in-law cannot remarry. This happens once in a lifetime, and he must do his best within his ability to marry his daughter-in-law into the family.
Jiang Nan felt that this was reasonable, so he ran to ask Yang Chao for advice on the wedding process and experience as soon as the soles of his feet were oily.
Yang Chao only replied to him with one sentence: "We don't support same-sex marriage for the time being."
Jiang Nan: "Let me ask first, what if I support you one day?"
It can be said that Jiang Nan loses his face wherever he goes. Before he was done, Jiang Bei stuffed him into the car and reminded him: "You just need to be your best man, and try to keep your mouth shut the rest of the time. "
"This is the second time you have attacked me today." Jiang Nan said.
Before dawn, the bridegroom took the time precisely, holding a gossip chart of a barefooted immortal, and when the auspicious time came, he set off with a convoy of bridesmaids.
Jiang Bei and Jiang Nan took the last car. Jiang Bei was still worried. His tension was no less than that of Yang Chao. He tied Jiang Nan's tie and told him, "Don't try to snatch the bride later, I'm afraid you'll hold the door Hammered."
Jiang Nan nodded, staring at Jiang Bei's tie-tied hand seriously, and couldn't help but think of Guan Ming who tied a tie for him before, and complained that Jiang Bei didn't want to teach him.
Does it need to be taught? As soon as he stretches his neck, Jiang Bei will naturally tie it for him, and do he need to do it himself?
Jiang Bei added: "Don't look for the wedding shoes that the bride hid, I'm afraid you'll steal other people's homes."
"You seem to be very experienced," Jiang Nan frowned, "You must be married again, right?"
The colleague who was driving said in time: "I can testify that the boss has always been a golden single before!"
Jiang Bei gave him a self-experience with his eyes, and then put on the tie pin on Jiang Nan: "If they want to play games later, you can just play the intellectual type, and don't mix with the physical type."
Jiang Bei knew the group of people under his command too well, all of them looked like returning to their ancestors, and he was afraid that Jiangnan would follow him to return to their ancestors.
After tidying up Jiangnan's appearance, Jiang Bei checked it again, and suddenly felt the sight of sending his newly grown son on a long trip, and he couldn't let go of it.
In other words, this was the first time he saw Jiangnan wearing formal clothes, and his hair was combed meticulously, revealing a smooth forehead and heroic eyebrows, as if he retreated from the sloppy body in an instant, and grew into a real man.
Jiang Nan looked back at him, thinking that his hair was messed up: "What's wrong, what's wrong? Look at me like that."
"No," Jiang Bei withdrew his hand that wanted to touch Jiangnan's head, and instead touched his Adam's apple, absolutely sure that the little one had really grown up back then, "Do you remember what I told you?"
It was only later that Jiang Bei found out that he had said a lot of nonsense.
After arriving at the bride's natal home, Yang Chao took his best man group, who had beaten gangsters and gangsters, straight to the bride's boudoir. He thought Yang Chao was here to snatch the marriage.
Jiang Bei didn't go upstairs, and was guarding the wedding car at the entrance of the unit building. Not long after, he heard a commotion erupting from the room with the word "Happy". The door of the boudoir, the groom is not allowed to easily enter the door to pick up the bride.
However, the uproar lasted for a long time, not only did not show a tendency to die down, but became more intense.
Jiang Bei vaguely felt that something was wrong. Logically, the best man team had an overwhelming advantage. Those bridesmaids were not their opponents at all. Opening the door of the boudoir within 3 minutes would count as them giving the bridesmaids face, but after 10 minutes, the best man The group is still working hard.
Could it be that someone took a fancy to the bridesmaid and intentionally released water?
Jiang Bei asked the old man who opened the mahjong parlor on the first floor to help him get out of the car, and then went upstairs.
The bride's house was festively decorated, with balloons and ribbons hanging all over the room. Yang Chao's father-in-law and mother-in-law were standing under the balloons to wipe their tears, and a makeup artist was standing next to her, looking towards the bedroom from time to time.
——A group of men crowded at the door of the bedroom. Those who knocked on the door knocked on the door, those who stuffed red envelopes stuffed red envelopes, and those who sang "Little Rabbit, Open the Door." Jiang Bei searched around, but he didn't find Jiangnan, but he did Lin An, who was supposed to start the car but now put on the best man uniform.
"Where's Jiangnan?" Jiang Bei patted Lin An on the shoulder, "Where did he go?"
Lin An was busy breaking the door, and ignored Jiang Bei at all. He just yelled at the door: "Little bastard! It's almost time, open the door!"
Jiang Bei's forehead twitched—why is Jiangnan in the room?
He suddenly had a bad feeling.
Yang Chao hadn't seen his wife for a whole day and night, and the door couldn't be opened. In desperation, he stuffed all the red envelopes on his body into the crack of the door. There seemed to be a monster with red envelopes behind the door, and he swallowed the red envelopes in minutes. It was clean, and then the bell-like laughter of the bridesmaids sounded.
Yang Chao knocked on the door: "It's all for you, it's gone, really."
It is estimated that the bridesmaids made a lot of money, and finally opened the closed boudoir door after being satisfied.
In the house, five or six older girls surrounded the delicate bride and told Yang Chao clearly that the bride has no shoes.
A group of men rushed away and searched for shoes in every corner of the room, but Jiang Bei was stunned - he saw an oversized bridesmaid mixed in among the five graceful bridesmaids, and this "bridesmaid" was wearing a honey-colored With a wig and pink make-up, he looked so cute, but the tight one-shoulder dress exposed the fact that he was a flat-footed man.
Jiang Bei probably knew why the best man group couldn't open the door, because Jiang Nan was behind the door!
He walked away for a while, and Jiang Nan changed from a gentleman's best man to a funny bridesmaid. This change made Jiang Bei take a step back, pretending not to know this person.
Jiang Nan didn't care at all, and was leaning against the door frame to count his little red envelopes. The originally dignified and decent bridesmaid dresses made him wear miniskirts, and a pair of long white legs under the skirts showed the posture of a nouveau riche, and even shattered Straps on ankles.
Jiang Bei really wanted to escape, but he couldn't - Jiang Nan turned his head and smiled and said to him, "A Bei, I have snatched a lot of red envelopes, I heard that they will bring you good luck, so I will give them to you."
Jiang Bei wanted to say that he couldn't bear this blessing, but Jiang Nan thought he could afford it, so he limped towards Jiang Bei on a pair of size 42 high heels, accidentally stepped on the strap, and threw himself down In Jiang Bei's arms.
Jiang Bei suspected that he did it on purpose, but there was no evidence.
When the cool hair swept across his neck, Jiang Bei trembled like an electric shock. Jiang Nan's smooth white shoulders and neck were in front of his eyes. During the shaking, he could occasionally see his beautiful collarbone hidden under the hair and... magnanimous expression chest.
Jiang Bei's blood pressure soared to 180, and he subconsciously wanted to push away the goblin in his arms, but when he thought that the goblin was picked up by himself, he had to give up.
"Why do you..." Jiang Bei was shocked by his curtain-style false eyelashes, and couldn't say anything for a while, Jiang Nan's eyelashes are long enough, there is no need to wear false eyelashes at all, who made people look like this?Is it approved by the parents?
He just casually said that Jiang Nan can be a bridesmaid, but it doesn't mean that he can wear miniskirts and false eyelashes for Jiang Nan!
"Ah~ a bridesmaid's family had an accident, and she left halfway," Jiang Nan brushed her hair and explained, "Yang Chao said that the bridesmaid and best man should have an even number, so he asked me to be the top man, and Lin An pushed my best man again. The position is 'companion' anyway, so I agree. Am I beautiful?"
Jiang Bei: "..."
Jiang Nan didn't hear the answer, and only thought that Jiang Bei had acquiesced, and then bent down to tie the straps of his high heels.
This bend was incredible, and the bottom of the skirt let out a burst of joy, which directly pushed Jiang Bei's blood pressure to [-].
"Don't move," Jiang Bei took off his suit and wrapped it around his waist, "Go and sit down, I'll tie it for you."
Jiang Nan also felt a little cool in the moment when he bent down, it seems that he is not used to wearing skirts yet.He didn't refuse, dragged a chair to sit down, and stretched his legs in front of Jiang Bei. In all fairness, Jiang Bei's shoe-wearing skills surpassed the official name by a thousand miles, and even the bow was tied like a grasshopper. After all, they are all animals.
He thought Jiang Bei was great.
"Hey," Jiang Nan tapped Jiang Bei's knee with the tip of his high heels, "I originally recommended you to be a bridesmaid. Your waist is thin and your legs are straight. The proportions are just right. You must look good in a skirt, but Yang Chao said he didn't want to die."
Jiang Bei: "...His decision is correct."
"Then can you wear it alone for me to see?"
Jiang Bei cast the spell again: "Salary card."
"If you don't wear it, don't wear it. You look better if you don't wear it!"
The big guys continued to make trouble until 06:30, and then they were about to formally meet the bride. At [-]:[-], the bride asked her cousin to carry the wedding car on his back. Lin An, who was the first car, got stuck and asked Yang Chao for travel expenses. This is a local custom, saying that giving red envelopes to drivers on the road can ensure a safe journey.
Lin An couldn't drive a boat, and it was about to overturn while driving, so he walked very carefully along the way, for fear of running over an ant, and when he felt that he couldn't do it, he pulled over and asked Yang Chao for a red envelope. The one-hour drive forced him to walk out of an half an hour.
The wedding ceremony was scheduled to take place outdoors. When everyone arrived, the seats had already been set up on the green grass, and guests in twos and threes sat in a group, all staring at the slowly approaching convoy with their necks stuck.
I have to say that the bride chose a good day, the sun was shining brightly, the flowers were fragrant, the gardenias planted on the grass were blooming, the fountain was in full bloom, and the white pigeons were playing freely, living up to the beauty of April in the world, everything was the best arrange.
After arriving at Dier, Jiang Bei immediately went to find his parents. Ms. Deng was wearing a well-tailored wine red dress, and by the way, she also dressed her man into a medieval old gentleman. The two were decent and well-matched.
Finally waiting for her son, Ms. Deng smiled slightly and said earnestly, "Son, Mom thinks outdoor weddings are good, what do you think?"
Jiang Bei: "..."
Why can he be forced to marry by his parents in such a situation?
Seeing that he didn't answer, Ms. Deng smiled deeper, and raised her hand to point to the best man group not far away: "Son, mom thinks that best man is also good, let's see when you... hey! Xiao Nan, isn't he going to be the best man?" Are you there, why don’t you see anyone?”
Jiang Bei: "..."
Fortunately, his mother had good eyesight, and found out that Jiangnan was not there in time, so she didn't mess up the mandarin ducks.
"He's not the best man."
"What about the others?"
Ms. Deng was about to find someone, when Deputy Director Song took the microphone and coughed to clear her throat, and began to read his speech, which was full of emotion and no writing at all. Ms. Deng had no choice but to give up finding someone to sit back in her seat.
Yang Chao is meticulous in his work. When will the convoy depart, when will the bride leave her natal home, when will she arrive at the wedding venue, and when will the ceremony begin? Standing on the stage amid thunderous applause.
Jiang Bei clapped along, but the redness of his hands could not cover up his own mother's nagging.
Ms. Deng leaned into her son's ear, fixed her eyes on Yang Chao, and said softly, "Don't say that Yang Chao is orderly, he is quite upright. Look at how you usually lead people. It's a good young man who insisted on being brought up by you." Dare. Death Squad, pay attention in the future, they have a wife now, and they will have children in the future, so be more tolerant where there should be tolerance."
Jiang Bei nodded.
Before Ms. Deng finished talking, she continued to say in her earnest tone: "What about you, when will you marry me a daughter-in-law?"
Jiang Bei: "..."
Ms. Deng: "Mom raised you so much, and never asked you anything hard since you were a child. I just think that you can live happily on your own, so I don't point at you to carry on the family, but there must be some rituals, Xiaonan. He is young, and to put it bluntly, he has just woken up. He doesn't care about many things now, and he might care about them when he gets older. My Lao Jiang's family never treats people badly. Mom has prepared everything for you. Are you going to Africa or not? When you get married in Ireland, Mom will arrange it for you right away, but ah, your father and I are in the wrong position, so I can’t tell Xiaonan directly that this layer of window paper needs you to pierce, can you take the initiative?”
Jiang Bei made several ellipses in his heart.
Jiang's father on the side wanted to tell his wife the truth, but Ms. Deng didn't listen at all, and then gave a long speech to his son, saying that according to the tradition of the ancestors, it is necessary to marry with three engagements and six gifts, regardless of whether the gender is right or not. On the one hand, both left and right are married, so you have to follow the tradition. This is etiquette, and there is absolutely no reason to hide people at home.
Jiang Bei's head was buzzing, and Ms. Deng interrupted her several times, until the wedding ceremony was over, and urged her son to grab the bouquet.
Jiang Bei is as stable as Mount Tai: "The bouquet is usually picked up by girls."
"Who said that?" Ms. Deng pointed to a group of big men who were gearing up on the grass, "Anyone who is unmarried can be picked up. All those from your work unit have gone, and Lin An is also here. This is a good opportunity. You are really... Hey! That' Bridesmaid, why is she so tall, her back looks familiar, is it Xiao Nan?"
At a glance, Jiang Bei saw the prominent young man in the crowd... the bridesmaid, Jiang Nan even stood in the first row, adhering to the principle of women first.
Jiang Bei raised his forehead.
As the master of ceremonies, Deputy Director Song watched the oversized bridesmaid kick off her high heels, stretching without anyone else, and her forehead twitched violently.
"That..." Deputy Bureau Song turned off the microphone so that he could perform normally, "Jiang, get out of here! Don't you know which team you belong to?"
Jiang Nan ignored it.
Seeing that he refused to retreat, the male compatriots standing behind stood in front one after another. They were all single, who was more noble than whom?
The situation was chaotic in an instant, and the bridesmaids were squeezed to the back instead. Deputy Director Song watched a group of youngsters under him rush to the front, and secretly cursed "shame".
Yang Chao accompanied the bride to stand with his back to the crowd, glanced at where Jiangnan was standing, and whispered to his wife: "Throw it right behind, I promised others in advance that I will let him grab the bouquet, otherwise he won't come Be my best man...mother."
The bride nodded, expressing understanding.
Following Deputy Director Song's order, the bright bouquet of roses drew a beautiful arc in the air, and the water droplets on the petals reflected fine light in the sunlight.
A group of single dogs will do everything in order to receive blessings, and they all show their best jumping skills. At the same time, the six relatives will not recognize the colleagues around them, and they will count as one if they can kill an opponent.
Jiangnan had the upper hand with his superior height, and with a triple jump, his fingertips had already touched the flower stalk.
Seeing that the bouquet was about to be snatched away, someone shouted in desperation: "Jiangnan, your skirt is floating!"
"Little bastard, you're gone!"
"This 'bridesmaid' is so shameless, she doesn't even wear safety pants!"
Jiang Nan carried the shameless to the end, caught the bouquet firmly, kissed the flower lightly after landing, saluted the gentleman as a gentleman, and then ran wildly holding the bouquet.
Jiang Bei in the audience watched Jiang Nan running towards him with bare feet, and lowered his head in resignation.
The unidentified guests at the scene followed Jiangnan with their eyes, watching him run past the fragrant flower balls on both sides of the aisle and crush the fresh and juicy grass.
Relying on his "gender" advantage, Jiang Nan was not afraid that Jiang Bei would be embarrassed, so he ran away. The booing, cheering and cheering around him, as well as the whistles of the single dogs from the city bureau gave him great courage and made him run quickly. In front of Jiang Bei, he straightened his skirt, knelt down on one knee, and offered a bouquet of flowers with both hands.
"give you."
Jiang Bei quickly buried his face in the seam of his legs, peeked through the gap to see the bottom of Jiang Nan's skirt, moved his legs in front of Jiang Nan's knee without any trace, and at the same time took the bouquet, gritted his teeth and said, "It's alright, you really It's all gone, get up."
Jiang Nan was sorry, so he took out a rose and dedicated it to Ms. Deng who was at the side.
The corners of Ms. Deng's mouth hadn't fully lifted yet, and the next second she heard her "daughter-in-law" say, "Auntie, would you like to give me your son? I gave you all the bride price."
"Cai... gift?" Ms. Deng's smile froze, she couldn't figure it out for a while, "What do you mean? Shouldn't my family give it to you? Why did you give it to..."
Jiang Nan: "That's what you think."
Ms. Deng's teeth were trembling. Looking at her husband, Jiang's father nodded to her: "You've been doing it the wrong way. I wanted to explain it to you but you didn't listen."
Ms. Deng's cheeks tightened suddenly, and she turned to look at her son.
Jiang Bei also nodded at her.
Ms. Deng took a deep breath and asked incredulously, "...I got it wrong?"
Her mind was in a mess, and her eyes couldn't find a fixed point for a while. When her eyes were erratic, she seemed to accept the fact that her daughter-in-law had become her son-in-law.
"That...Xiao Nan," Ms. Deng began to tremble, "Look, Auntie has only one son, and you are alone, so would you like...to come to my house? Auntie will treat you as a daughter-in-law...no , When my own son hurts—why did you all keep me in the dark?!"
Ms. Deng suddenly ran away while talking, and slapped Jiang's father backhand: "Why didn't you say it earlier and play me for a fool?"
"And you, Jiang Bei! It's better to give birth to a daughter than to give birth to you. I have to throw it out anyway. I don't expect you to give me a grandson, but... but... when my mother was pregnant with you, she served you every day with good food and drink, I'm afraid that you will be malnourished in my stomach, and I hope you will grow tall and strong, but you will be fine, and your grandma's thirty hens will be blind! Let's not talk about it...you still lie to me with your father! "
Ms. Deng raised her slap again, Jiang Nan took aim at the moment, pulled Jiang Bei up and ran.
Ms. Deng's slap didn't fall, she covered her heart instead, as if she was about to fall.
Jiang's father hurriedly helped him up, Deputy Bureau Song and Lin An saw that the situation was wrong, and ran over to comfort him.
Song Deputy Bureau: "Don't be angry, the nature of a daughter-in-law and a son-in-law are the same, and you can't give birth to a baby. Think about it, your son brings you back a son, who will dare to bully you in the future?"
Father Jiang: "It's because you don't listen to the explanation, so can you forcefully dismantle it?"
Lin An: "Auntie, don't be angry. I know that the appearance of a Jiangnan girl has misunderstood you, but we can't just look at a person's appearance, can we?"
Ms. Deng didn't listen to a word, she just gasped for breath, and after a while, she pointed out: "Catch them back to me. When I get back, I will make a family law, so that they will not be in trouble in the future."
Father Jiang: "You said you..."
"Why, I can't tell you what happened to me?"
"Can, can, can."
……
With sharp ears, Jiang Nan could still hear what Ms. Deng said after running to the fountain, and asked Jiang Bei curiously: "What is your family's family law?"
Jiang Bei's palms were sweating, and he replied, "My family has a thorn whip passed down by my great-grandfather."
Jiangnan: "..."
He grabbed Jiang Bei's hand: "Then elope."
The two ran wildly on the grass, startling the white pigeons looking for food.