Chapter 33 He's Britney Spears
Chapter 33 He's Britney Spears
When Chen Yan was away during the class break, Lin Yanxing poked Jiang Shuhui in the front row with his pen cap and said, "Jiang Shuhui, Hui Huier."
Jiang Shuhui was crocheting a mobile phone case when she turned around inexplicably.
She is one of the few girls who can talk to Lin Yanxing normally without being jealous, because she has a boyfriend and they hit it off.
Lin Yanxing lowered his voice: "Your family has been wrong recently."
"What's wrong?" Jiang Shuhui asked.
"He doesn't look right at me." Lin Yanxing said, "It feels like there is a layer of icing on my body, and I want to come up and lick it."
"Hey, you are so beautiful," Jiang Shuhui said, "You have gold on your face, I feel ashamed for you!"
"Bah, believe it or not." Lin Yanxing scolded, feeling a little sweet in his heart, he was just deliberately teasing, because Chen Li always looked at him, and he was happy.
But Chen Yan didn't look at Xiao Tiantian, but at the meat ticket.
This meat ticket is fat and easy to use. It feels like you can make a big fortune anytime, anywhere, and you don't have to struggle for the rest of your life.
So he kept thinking about how to get money from Lin Yanxing without hurting him, showing off his feet, or violating public order and good customs. The more he pondered, the more times he stared at people.
That day when Lin Yanxing went to the basketball court for training, he followed Lin Yanxing once for the first time, like a bastard who was afraid that his wife would run away with someone, and Lin Yanxing was so sweet in his heart, he made three quarters more pass mistakes.
The basketball captain shouted all the way: "Lin Yanxing, where are you looking?"
"Lin Yanxing, pass it on!"
"Lin Yanxing, where the hell are you passing it on?!"
Before he finished speaking, Lin Yanxing threw the ball to Chen Ren on the sidelines. The latter was unprepared and was smashed all over the place!
Lin Yanxing jumped onto the stands to help others in a panic, Chen Yan got up and clutched his painful chest and said, "You...you practice, I'm leaving."
After speaking, he tucked his tail and ran away, thinking that this kind of meat ticket can only be outsmarted, not forced, the fucking strength is too great!
"..." Lin Yanxing foolishly threw the person away, and was so frustrated that he immediately vented his anger.
The basketball captain continued to shout: "Lin Yanxing, run, run!"
"Lin Yanxing, return to defense!"
"Lin Yanxing, you fucking mushroom, what are you doing poking under the basketball hoop?!"
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Chen Yan went back to the classroom, covered his ribs and did the exercises for a long time. Before turning off the lights at night, he unbuttoned his clothes and looked. There was indeed a clear red mark.
He thought angrily, the bastard can smash me like this with a single ball, I should not be able to use violence to make him submit by myself, I have to find helpers.
As soon as the thought flashed across his mind, he saw Yu Ming getting up from the bed to go to the bathroom like a sick child, and immediately became even more worried, thinking that he had to find someone who would not help him.
But the people around him: Yu Ming, Hui Huier, Guan Qinghua... are more unreliable than each other. It seems that if they want to make a fortune by tying Lin Yanxing, there is no way.
Thinking of this, I felt more pain in my chest, and couldn't help moaning.
Yu Ming asked him what was wrong, and he asked back, "Have you heard of Pengcier?"
Yu Ming said: "I've heard that, they just deliberately ran on the road and hit someone's car, pretending to be injured and asking for money."
"It's just one way." Chen Yan said, "But I'm afraid this is the only way I'll be left in the future."
Deliberately angered Lin Yanxing, let the girl beat him up, and then blackmailed some medical expenses.
... The world is so unfair. He, Chen Yan, has healthy limbs at a young age. In his previous life, he could dance a sexy dance. How could he only be worthy of doing this in this life?
Yu Ming ran to the toilet to squat in the pit, Lin Yanxing called him on his mobile phone to ask how Chen Yan was hurt, because the latter did not have a mobile phone.
Yu Ming said: "Chen Yan seems to be planning to touch porcelain on the road during the winter vacation."
Lin Yanxing was taken aback: "He is so short of money, how can this kind of indiscriminate behavior come out? You must take care of me, don't let the child sell blood!"
The next day he brought the condolence money. His family had plenty of money, and Mr. Lin gave him [-] pocket money every month, which was quite a lot back then.
He kept more than 2000 in his pocket, afraid of hurting the child's feelings, he didn't take it out until the end of the evening self-study, and finally asked Chen Yan in a circumstantial way: "Are you anemic?"
Chen Li used to be a little anemic, can she be pale without anemia?But it has been made up in the past few months. Occasionally, he opened his lower eyelid to see the mucous membrane inside, which was quite bloody.
"Not poor."
"Blood plays an important role in the human body. Although it has the function of regeneration, it should not be wasted casually." Lin Yanxing recited the information from Xdu, "If you waste too much, you will become anemic."
He was just thinking wildly, and Chen Yan couldn't catch up at all, so he was stunned for a while and asked, "Is there a biology test?"
Lin Yanxing finally bought him a steel helmet, which meant to pay attention to safety, if you touch porcelain, you should touch porcelain, and don't sell (blood).
Chen Li really didn't understand.
Chinese New Year is earlier this year, and after New Year's Day, the final exam will be approaching.
The teaching progress of Eleventh Middle School is fast, especially the science courses. All the new courses must be completed in the first semester of the second year of high school, and the rest of the day is used to review and prepare for the exam.
Under the urging of such progress, students, teachers and parents are not at ease, probably because Tsinghua likes this airtight air.
Chen Ren was even more uncomfortable. Guan Qinghua exerted too much pressure on him, and he began to get sick after New Year's Day, and his cough has not been good.He didn't have time to go to the hospital, and the school doctor didn't work, so he had to drink some medicine for emergency.
Yu Ming brought him cough medicine from home, and Mr. Guan also brought two boxes of granules, but they probably didn't match the symptoms, he should still cough after taking it.
On the contrary, he tasted the Chuanbei loquat ointment brought by Lin Yanxing, and took a sip if he had nothing to do, like drinking old wine, he drank a bottle all morning.
Lin Yanxing was terrified, raised the bottle high, squeezed his face and said, "Look at it, three times a day, 10ml each time, do you think this is sugar water?"
Chen Yan pushed Lin Yanxing's hand: "Anyway, I won't die from drinking."
Lin Yanxing said that it is not a question of whether you will die or not, you have to be fucking responsible for your own body.He didn't say the second half of the sentence - "Your little body can't stand being spoiled".
Chen Yan smiled: "Haha", and stretched out her claws to the second bottle of loquat cream. Lin Yanxing refused to let it go, and said, "Come on, I'll keep it for you. I'll call you to drink the medicine when the time comes!"
Chen Yan said: "One bite, one bite." That expression seemed to have knocked white flour.
Lin Yanxing couldn't help but stuff the medicine bottle into the belly of the desk.
Later, he tasted it secretly while Chen Yan was away, and thought it was sweet and delicious, so he started to think wildly, and even thought that as long as Chen Yan liked it, his surnamed Lin would be this flavor.
Refining flavor with honey, blending oil with honey, as sweet as you want!
The final exam is coming soon. The first year of senior high school has two days of exams. After the exam, I have to make up a week of classes before I can go on winter vacation.There are about [-] days of winter vacation, which already belong to the mercy of the school leaders, and the favor is widely distributed. There are only seven days in the third year of high school.
In order not to affect the effect of make-up lessons, the results of the final exam were not released until two days before the holiday. Lin Yanxing ate the weight and determined to be the bottom eighth in the class, but Chen Yan jumped to the top [-] in the class. The progress is really eye-catching , a few months ago he was lifting the tail of the car.
When Lin Yanxing went back, he was messed with by his father again, and Mr. Xu was also unlucky.
Mr. Lin insisted on promoting him to vice president, but he cried and said no, Mr. Lin said it was you, and he will move you to the vice president's office tomorrow!
Mr. Xu said that if you give me another six months, I will definitely improve your son's grades, okay? ?
Mr. Lin said to quickly find a tutor for my extra lessons. I feel that the teacher is not effective.
Mr. Xu said: "It's not that the teacher is not good, it's that your son is not good. Look at his little deskmate, his grades are going up like a rocket!"
Mr. Lin was not happy: "My son? Is it my fault?"
"Is our son the boss?" Xiao Xu said, "Our only seedling, we haven't educated well!"
Mr. Lin regained his mental balance and ran away.
Mr. Xu turned around and scolded Lin Yanxing, saying you boy, I will not serve you anymore if you are like this!
Lin Yanxing said: "Brother Xu, you started hanging out with my dad before graduating from university, and you shouted 'no longer serving' more than 2000 times a year, and I never saw that you really didn't serve me once."
Mr. Xu blinked his eyes and said, "You will believe me if I shout it casually? But if your father wants to promote me to vice president, I won't serve you. I'd rather die!"
Mr. Lin shouted downstairs: "Xu Junrui, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and find a famous teacher!"
The person who would rather die than become a vice president had no choice but to grab the car keys and run outside. Mr. Lin chased after him and shouted, "Don't come back if you can't find it!"
It was so easy to find a famous teacher, Mr. Xu had no choice but to pester Guan Qinghua again.
Guan Qinghua was more afraid of him than ghosts, so he was blocked in an alley, holding his teaching assistant as a shield, and explaining in vain: "Lin Yanxing is not suitable for my learning method."
Mr. Xu said: "Then you change the way of teaching fools!"
"Hmm..." Guan Qinghua hesitated.
President Xiao Xu rolled up his sleeves and said, "Fuck it, I, Xu Junrui, have never beaten a teacher in Licheng. I'm going to do this shit today. Who told you to punish me for copying phrases when I was young!"
Teacher Guan quickly shouted: "All right, all right, don't come here, don't get close to me, I'll think about it today!"
Mr. Xiao Xu didn't want to do anything to him at all, he respected his teacher and taught him a lot, but since he had achieved his goal, he didn't explain it, and went back to report to Mr. Lin.
Mr. Lin sighed: "Oh, I'm so worried about this son!"
Mr. Xu thought disdainfully: You?You only remember that you have a son every ten days and a half months, and the rest is not fucking me. My old mother's heart is broken!Your wife is more promising. She stayed abroad for more than ten years and didn't come home. Is this son who I co-authored really born?
Teacher Guan really came up with a plan the next day, to take Lin Yanxing to T University to have a look, let him feel the atmosphere of a top university, and inspire his fighting spirit.
Teacher Guan has selfish intentions. It is false to take Lin Yan on a trip, but it is true to want to take Chen Ren.
He feels that Lin Yanxing will go abroad sooner or later, there is a 50.00% possibility that he will not take the college entrance examination, and it doesn't matter whether his grades are good or bad.
On the other hand, although Chen Yan worked hard, he had no goals. He worked hard for the sake of learning and had no vision for university. He just wanted to finish high school. Teacher Guan felt that his mentality was not enough to support the hard study in the next two and a half years.
Chen Yan just took one step at a time, but Mr. Guan was willing to take him out to play, so he had no objection.
When Lin Yanxing heard that he was going, he had no objections. The night before, he was restless like a primary school student on a spring outing, rolling all over the bed with excitement.
Teacher Guan called him at seven or eight o'clock and asked him to send Chen Yan the plane ticket. By the way, he reminded him not to forget to bring his ID. It only took him half a minute to jump down from the second floor and ride on the bike. Rush towards the school like a motor.
At this moment, he really wanted to hug the seven brothers who were behind him and kiss them one by one!
Without them, he would not be able to sit firmly on the eighth-to-last throne; without the eighth-to-last, there would be no teacher Guan to lead the tour; if teacher Guan did not travel, he and Chen Ren would have no excuse to meet during the winter vacation.
If we haven't seen each other for two weeks, Miyuki hasn't been kidnapped yet?
He has already figured it out, some people's lives cannot be interfered with, but Miyuki's must be interfered, because he feels uncomfortable if he does not interfere!
He is obliged to lead Michelle to the right path, because the child is not normal, always destroys himself, and must make himself vomit blood.
Lin Yanxing was sensitively aware of Chen Rian's self-destructive psychology, but Chen Rin was unaware of it, and still immersed himself in the problem. By the way, for the eighth time, he ignored the label on the medicine bottle "Three times a day, 10 milliliters at a time", and sent the thief Reach out to Chuanbei Pipa Gao.
He stopped coughing a long time ago. It's no wonder he can still cough after suppressing such a large dose of medicine. He just likes to drink it.
Yu Ming was packing his luggage and preparing to go home, when he saw the situation, he persuaded him: "Does this thing hurt your stomach with a cold?"
Chen Rian then took a mouthful of hot water, endured it for a while, and then went to grab the medicine bottle for the ninth time, he didn't care about his stomach.
At this time, Lin Yanxing stepped into their dormitory, slapped the ticket on the table, grabbed the medicine bottle and threw it into the trash can.
"Fuck." Chen Yan looked up at him.
Lin Yanxing asked Yu Ming: "How many times has he drank?"
Yu Ming said: "How many times do you have to ask? One bottle has dried up, he is sick!"
After getting along with Chen Yan for a long time, he also changed, and he no longer hesitated when talking with Lin Yanxing.
Lin Yanxing reprimanded Chen Li: "You are sick!"
Yu Ming said: "Don't buy it for him, you are pampering him."
Lin Yanxing pinched Chen Ren's chin again: "Are you literate? This is medicine!"
Chen Yan's face was deformed by his pinching, and he finally opened his hand and said, "I don't think there is any adverse reaction."
"You think it's too late!" Lin Yanxing said.
Seeing Yu Ming leaving with a backpack, he pulled a chair and sat beside Chen Yan, and asked seriously: "Answer me a question honestly, do you really hate yourself?"
Chen Li was stunned for a moment: "...Huh?"
Lin Yanxing stretched out a finger to touch his heart, and exerted a little force: "I feel that some of your actions are deliberately embarrassing yourself. You seem to have a lot of disgust here, all directed at you."
Chen Li was so fixedly pointed by him, his mouth was slightly open because of surprise, he had never thought about this question.
Lin Yanxing didn't avoid his gaze, but stared at him, that rare seriousness hung on that excellent appearance, it really had a sense of oppression that he later glared at people on the big screen.
After a long time, Chen Yan asked softly, "Who told you?"
"My guess."
Lin Yanxing stared at his slightly moist lips, shouldered his shoulders and tried to maintain his composure, his fingertips were trembling, he thought to himself why this person is so good-looking?Why is it only me who sees it?Is everyone blind or is he going invisible?
He has grown taller, with knots like bamboo and wheat ears, filled with pulp, and brewed with honey. Soon people will notice him, and many Jiang Shuhui and Zhou Xinling will follow him, sending him love letters, weaving Sweater, bring snacks, wrap around his waist, crawl under his blanket...
Will he still care about Lin Yanxing then?Would a person who has been spoiled by desserts still like Chuanbei Pipa Gao?
"I don't hate myself." Chen Yan asked back, "Do you hate me?"
"No!" Lin Yanxing blurted out.
Chen Yan smiled: "That's it, don't discuss this kind of issue, you and I can't tell."
Lin Yanxing hugged him with his backhand, and within a second, he suddenly let go and walked out.
He couldn't hold it anymore, he didn't want Chen Yan to smile at him, and the smile was so perfunctory that his heart twitched and he couldn't breathe.
He was happy when he saw this person, lost when he couldn't see him, felt distressed when he saw people crying, and felt distressed when he saw people smirking. He has reached this point, and he actually chased after the door and asked questions like "Do you hate yourself?" Mouth cheap!
Chen Lin has been abused since he was a child, and when he came to high school, he only had ten yuan with him. Of course, he would have such emotions more or less, instead of a carefree canary!
Lin Yanxing, oh Lin Yanxing, you ask questions knowingly, but you can't speak out of your head!
He ran downstairs full of regret, and suddenly heard Chen Yan shouting above his head: "Hey, Lin Yanxing."
He looked up and saw Chen Yan standing at the window, leaning his elbows on the window sill, the orange desk light slantingly reflected on his snow-white face, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly under his eyes, he was extremely cute.
"Don't hate me, I'm still counting on you." Chen Yan teased a little, "Let's save some delicious and fun things for me in the future!"
Lin Yanxing's mouth was dry: "Stay!"
"..." Chen Yan raised her eyebrows and began to induce, "What did you say?"
Everything has to be started from the baby, and now he has a few more promises, and in the future he will really slap his face and scold "you are not worthy", and he can still block him with his own words.
"I said it!" Lin Yanxing was made weak by the pain and sweetness in his heart.
"Remember what you said." Chen Yan smiled.
"Remember!"
The two can be said to have their own ghosts, staring at each other, like birds and fish in the sky and the sea.
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