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Chapter 96 Extra Story 3 Red Bean and Youth League

Princess Hongdou was destined to be the most special person in the world as soon as she was born.

Ordinary people are born with only one father and one mother, but princesses have two fathers and two mothers—but not two pairs of parents, but two fathers as a pair and two mothers as a pair.

Therefore, the love that the princess gets is twice as much as that of ordinary people.

The emperor sits on the dragon chair, she sits on the emperor's lap, with a serious expression at a young age, chewing a peach in her mouth, peeing underneath, still neither crying nor fussing, not frightened at all, on the contrary, the emperor turned pale with fright and couldn't believe himself During his lifetime, his daughter wet his pants.

Her concubine concubine immediately took her away to change her pants, while her concubine father stayed behind to change pants for her father.

Her father was puzzled after changing his pants, and asked the imperial concubine, "Have you ever peed on your pants by red beans?"

"No."

"Hey, Concubine Yu and the others also said no, why does she always pee on me?"

"As soon as you see her, you don't care about feeding her. If you don't pee, who do you pee?"

"..."

The next day.

The little emperor fed a small bowl of goat's milk to the princess sitting on the chair.

The princess hiccupped: "Father, I'm full."

"It's good when you're full." The little emperor patted her little head with a smile, and carried her to the side hall, "I still have a report to read, and I'll take you with me for a while."

After a while, he saw Mammy carrying the princess out in a panic: "Hey, why are you peeing again..."

As soon as the nanny left, he hurried into the side hall: "Concubine, this time it's my turn to change your pants... oh no, the skirt."

The imperial concubine was half lying on the couch, half of her outer skirt had been taken off, one hand was stretched out from the tent, the palm facing up, and her slender fingers hooked: "Okay."

This hook hooked the little emperor's mind, took off his shoes and got into the tent.

"Ah~ my noble concubine..."

"Your Majesty, haven't you accepted punishment for a long time?"

"Huh? Huh!!!!!!"

When the princess was a little older, everyone taught her their own strengths.

The imperial concubine taught her to recognize people and judge things.

The princess taught her how to box.

Concubine Yu taught her how to embroider.

As for the emperor, it is said that he is busy with all kinds of affairs, he only cared about his daughter and never taught anything.

However, one day later, because the young princess leaked her words, everyone realized that he taught gambling and cheating.

The room was silent for a moment.

The princess was good at knowing people and judging things. Seeing the frozen expressions of everyone, she immediately felt something was wrong. After dinner that night, she turned around and sneaked into the corner between the cabinet and the wall.

There was no one else in the room, so the little dad really questioned his father: "Do you want her to follow in your footsteps?"

"Hey, you can't say that." Father Huang said unhurriedly, "Gambling itself is right, don't you think that Huang Jie will not be affected?"

The little dad's voice sank: "That's true, but you are so bad at gambling, how dare you teach your daughter?"

The royal father's tone was indifferent, but he hid on the other side of the round table: "So, I taught her to cheat."

"Since you feel that this matter is upright, why did the emperor keep it from his concubines?"

"Of course I am...hey! Hey! If you have something to say, speak up! My belt is tight!!! It's tight!"

The princess sneaked her head out to look, and saw the little father grabbing his father's waistband, and took him directly to the bedroom.

She bent her back and followed all the way, through the window, she heard the sound of slapping inside, accompanied by her father's yelling, which scared her to find the two concubines in a panic.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid." Concubine Wang Shu comforted her, "They are arguing at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed, and there will be no major problems. They will be fine after a couple of kisses."

Concubine Wang Shu wanted to say something, but Concubine Yu bent her elbow: "How can you say this to the princess, it's vulgar."

"The words are rough and the rationale is not rough," Concubine Wang Shu patted her chest, "and I'm telling the truth."

Concubine Yu cast a displeased glance and went over, Concubine Wang Shu stopped her flag immediately, and was about to bow her head to admit her mistake, when Concubine Yu took the princess's hand and went to the side hall: "Don't be afraid of Hongdou, the emperor and concubine are just joking around. , They used to do this often, but it was just a big disturbance, but in fact, the imperial concubine's subordinates are merciful..."

The gentle concubine Yu comforted her for a while, finally reassuring the little princess, and she slept peacefully in the side hall.However, in the middle of the night, she woke up suddenly, and heard noises coming from the bedroom on the other side——

"Don't, don't pinch... I can't bear it..."

"Bite me if you can't bear it!"

The princess tilted her head and listened, not sure if the two mothers and concubines were playing around for a while, until she finally heard the sound of a "bo chirp" kiss, and then returned to the side hall with peace of mind.

When Hongdou was seven years old, she was no longer the most special one in the palace because she had a younger brother, Qingtuan.

And the Qingtuan is special precisely because besides having four parents, he also has such a great sister as Hongdou.

Hongdou looks like a noble concubine, and she has grown up at the age of ten, and she behaves and talks like an adult. She learns her homework well on weekdays, and from time to time she shows a little temperament that a king should have.

At the same time, the traits she learned from her parents became more and more obvious.

At first, it was required that the palace servants and eunuchs who were with him must have good looks, and at the end they had to be straight-faced, and the teachers in class were no exception.

When she was in her prime, she was even more amazing, but she touched the hands or faces of all the good-looking men and women in the palace, even eunuchs, cats and dogs.

The emperor was very worried, and said to the noble concubine: "I thought red beans were a piece of material for the king, but why does this child always like to touch people? I'm afraid that she will indulge in beauty in the future and miss a big deal."

The imperial concubine patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay, the child is still young, you can guide him slowly."

The emperor sighed and shook his head: "This kind of question...how can I say it?"

The imperial concubine squeezed his hand: "It's really not possible, don't we still have a youth group?"

Just as he was talking, Qingtuan giggled and giggled from outside the window. The emperor went to the window to have a look, and found that his son was running around riding a big white dog in the palace with two lines of snot in his nose.

"..." said the emperor, "I don't think he can do it."

"He's only five years old."

"You don't understand, I was just like him when I was a child... hey..." The emperor said with emotion, "But how can I find another you in the world to change him?"

After hearing this, the noble concubine stared at the Qing Tuan, who looked very much like the emperor, and fell into deep thought.

They created the Youth League together, and the Youth League will not know who they will meet in the future, and what joys and sorrows they will experience—it may be reincarnation, or it may be a new story.

Because he misses his sister Huang who is far away in Beishuo, the emperor gave Hongdou the nickname Tang Ling, which has the same pronunciation as Princess Ling.

As for the Qingtuan, although he already had a famous name, but because of the prosperity of the country and the people's peace in the past few years, the minister insisted on asking the emperor to change his baby name to "Qinghuang".

The emperor knew that Huang was one of the six kinds of jade used in the sacrifice, and the ministers wanted to make him the crown prince themselves. Looking at the performance of the Qingtuan, although he was a kind and filial boy, his ability was mediocre to the point of mediocrity. So the emperor deliberately retorted: "If you don't pick up green and yellow, what a strange name you have!"

Even though he walked away on the spot, the emperor was also thinking about the matter of opposing the prince. Neither of the two children was perfect.

After discussing with the imperial concubine for several days, he finally preferred to make Hongdou the empress dowager.Over the years, through a series of his ingenious arrangements, talented women have gradually come out of the cage and gained the same right to speak as men.These are also paving the way for the Queen Mother to be able to succeed to the throne in the future, so as not to bury any wisdom that is beneficial to the world. The rest depends on whether Hongdou can live up to expectations.

Hong Dou lived up to expectations. When she was 19 years old, Wu Zan had trouble again. She heard that the enemy general was very handsome, so she took the initiative to invite Ying to fight, and came back with a beautiful victory, shocking the government and the public.

But at the same time, she also did something that stunned people - unlike her concubine and father who shot and killed the enemy's head with a magic bow, she captured the enemy alive on the bed, and she did not know what method she used to train him to bow his head.The emperor once sneaked over to take a look, and found that the Uzan man was wearing a palace dress, more feminine than a noble concubine, with pierced ears and rouge.

In fact, that Uzan man was very terrified. He had never seen a woman more terrifying than a princess. She was born with supernatural powers and acted like a tyrant on the bed. Every time he would slap his ass first, and then hug him and kiss... he I think the princess might be a little crazy, but she treats him well at ordinary times, and often treats him fascinated, so after a long time, he gets used to it and accepts his fate.

Not a few years after that, the emperor successfully passed the throne to Hongdou, and he took the imperial concubine to live in a corner, living a fairy life of idle clouds and wild cranes.

There is no paperwork waiting for him to approve anymore, there is no major matter for him to worry about, and he no longer has to worry about the imperial concubine being criticized.He finally got the freedom he wanted.

So he took the imperial concubine's hand and whispered: "Why don't we sneak out and see the great rivers and mountains outside the palace? The fief that the emperor wanted to point out to me before, there are a lot of delicious food there."

"Okay, then how do we go out secretly?" The imperial concubine smiled slightly, and there were already faint wrinkles at the corners of her eyes, but in the eyes of the emperor, his frowns and smiles were as beautiful as those of many years ago. Unlike ordinary people.

"Leave a letter, and then you can fly out with me in your arms!" The emperor showed nostalgic look, "I really like you holding me in the dark, jumping up and down on the roof... But if you don't think it's good, you can Don't hold on."

"No." The imperial concubine stared into his clear eyes, and said slowly, "This concubine will always be able to hug your majesty and accompany him to any place in her life.

[The author has something to say: This is the real end~]