Chapter 3 Concubine is the rule
Chapter 3 Concubine is the rule
The little emperor clutched his crotch in horror.
Shen Yanchuan stared into his eyes for a while, then looked away for some reason.
"Forget it, the concubine is not interested in looking at people's crotch. How about the emperor explain the general content of each memorial so that the concubine can feel at ease, huh?"
The little emperor had no other choice, so he could only grit his teeth, reluctantly affirmed this compromise, and said in a low voice:
"This one, local rice prices."
"The treasury caught fire and lost a lot of food."
"Someone cheated in the township examination..."
After approving a dozen or so books in this way, the little emperor stopped reviewing and said, "I want to go to the latrine."
The little emperor is notoriously a springy ass - he can't sit still, and he has nothing to urinate at the moment, he just wants to take a breather and steal a little laziness from the other party's surveillance.
"Here." Shen Yanchuan bent down and took out a urinal from under the table, "There is a toilet in the corner."
"..." The little emperor was choked by him and was speechless for a moment, and when he took the urinal, he glared at him, "You avoid it! Go outside!"
"Not outside." Shen Yanchuan turned his back, "The concubine can only go so far."
The little emperor had no choice but to untie his trouser belt reluctantly, ready to urinate casually, but at the same time, he was very worried that the other party would take advantage of others, so he raised his voice and warned, "Don't turn back!"
"I told you I'm not interested."
Seeing that Shen Yanchuan was motionless, the little emperor was relieved to untie his belt.
"Why didn't the emperor start yet, do you need my concubine to whistle for you?" Shen Yanchuan whistled before he could answer.
The little emperor blushed: "Shut up, you pervert!"
The little emperor, who failed to escape from urine, continued to critique papers in a fit of anger.
Isn't it just a critic?I have approved it well, what's wrong with taking a break for a while!In the past, the grand master in the study didn't care about my respect!
When the matter developed to this point, the little emperor's desire to win and lose was aroused-damn, I have been lazy for two years, and I don't believe that I can't rest for a while!
After a while, he started acting like a demon again: "I'm thirsty, I want to drink tea!"
This time Shen Yanchuan didn't say anything and poured him a glass.
The little emperor was taken aback by his sudden obedience, and his expression remained calm.After a while, he tried again secretly: "I want to eat Yulu Tuan!"
Shen Yanchuan remained silent, and took a stack of jade dew balls from the pastry box that had been prepared a long time ago and put them in front of the little emperor.
Yulu Tuan has the taste of milk, sweet and fragrant. The little emperor ate three times in a row, and suddenly felt inexplicably regaining his self-confidence—I am the emperor after all!No matter how the Empress Dowager forces me to make progress, food and clothing are always indispensable to me.
Just when he was about to ask the Imperial Dining Room to send another bowl of wontons, Shen Yanchuan suddenly said, "There is still more than half an hour left in the ion time, the emperor has so many papers in his hand, can you finish the approval?"
The little emperor's back felt cold, and he remembered the fear of being dominated by Shen Yanchuan just now: "Yes!"
In order to keep the truth in mind, the little emperor looked ten lines at a glance, and his pen was as fast as he could, and finally finished approving the last memorial just before the arrival of Zishi.
He felt that he had never been so tired, as if he had been up for eighty hours in a row, and at this moment he just wanted to faint on the spot.He threw away the vermilion pen, collapsed in the armchair, opened his mouth with the little strength left, and said angrily, "You... Hurry up..."
Shen Yanchuan came over and grabbed one of his arms.
"Hey hey hey! You don't mean what you say?" The little emperor immediately struggled.
"Don't worry, my concubine is just helping the emperor to bed." Shen Yanchuan put his arms around his weak waist, and led him to the bed, "This concubine will stay in the side hall tonight."
"Huh...it's best." The little emperor nodded at him, but his body immediately relaxed, leaning against the other party and stumbling onto the bed, his whole body limp and motionless, it was only natural for the other party to take off the crown, take off his boots, and cover his head. Was, "Okay...kneel down..."
He yawned a long time, and two tears came out of the corners of his eyes.With tears in his eyes, the veil beside the bed fluttered down, and Shen Yanchuan's shadow disappeared.
The candlelight gradually dimmed and went out, and the little emperor fell into a dream in the quiet night.
In the dream, the little emperor was sitting at the table, playing Pai Gow with his ancestors. After several rounds, he lost. After hesitating for a long time, he finally decided to play [-].
At this moment, the sun is already rising outside the window.
A voice broke the tranquility of the inner room: "Your Majesty, it's time to prepare for the court."
The little emperor on the dragon bed frowned, his bright red lips parted slightly and let out a moan, but he didn't look like he was about to wake up.
The voice repeated: "Your Majesty, you have to go to court today."
The little emperor rubbed his blushing cheeks against the silk pillow, and said as if waking up from a dream: "I won't go... I will definitely win this round..."
In the dream, he took out his magic weapon and rolled the desired number again: "I won!"
Before he was happy for too long, the ancestors at the same table stood up all of a sudden, surrounded him, and rained their fists down: "You grandson is very brave, dare to take advantage of your grandpa!"
The little emperor shivered in fright, his consciousness withdrew and retreated into the chaos, and suddenly felt a chill wash over his body.
He was too lazy to open his eyes, subconsciously stretched out his hands and fumbled for a few times, instead of grabbing the soft quilt, he grabbed something slightly cool.
The thing moved under his obscenity, stroking his delicate and soft skin, and now that it was grasped by him, the end part was still gently tickling, lingering around his waist again and again.
The little emperor felt itchy, and pulled the thing aside: "Come here... take longevity... back to the vat... don't let it crawl around..."
Before he finished speaking, a gust of wind passed in front of him, and he felt a sudden chill in his chest.
The little emperor shuddered, his mind cleared up a little, and his eyes opened.
What came into view was Shen Yanchuan's face.
The morning light was brighter than last night's candlelight, and it made his eyebrows look colder and more glamorous. He had an expression of refusal to be thousands of miles away, but his hands were doing something completely opposite to the expression - the little emperor's xie was ripped open by him , and the quilt that was originally covering her body has been piled up at the end of the bed indiscriminately.
The little emperor was taken aback.
Shen Yanchuan looked at him blankly, and at the same time touched his slippery belly.
"Aw!" The little emperor pulled back his clothes and jumped to the corner of the bed like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, "You you you you you... aren't you in the side hall? What are you doing here?!"
"Isn't the answer obvious?"
Shen Yanchuan raised his eyebrows, unceremoniously grabbed the little emperor's ankle and pulled him, dragged him back to the bed, and pressed his other hand on the other's chest: "Of course we want to hang out with His Majesty."
"Wait!" The little emperor felt like a fish being caught back into the frying pan, and he could only hold his trousers in time in the confusion, "Last night you said that I don't have to have sex after reading and approving the memorial! You still...you This is bullying!"
He refused to admit defeat, and mobilized his arms and legs to struggle, but to Shen Yanchuan, this was just useless effort.The other party watched him do it condescendingly, and suddenly his thin lips curled up slightly, and he sneered coldly: "What your Majesty said was an agreement last night, what are you doing today?"
"..." The little emperor was both shocked and aggrieved, "How dare you bully... plot against me!"
Shen Yanchuan glanced at his hand clutching his trouser waist, and his smile suddenly changed, with a somewhat playful meaning: "Your Majesty, now is not the time to say cute and silly things. Last night, the Empress Dowager issued a secret decree, starting from today , All of His Majesty's itinerary is decided by the concubine, and if anything is not completed, it is equivalent to His Majesty acquiescing to have sex with the concubine, and it needs to be done immediately. Getting up and going to court on time is the first thing..."
While speaking, Shen Yanchuan slowly bent down, and when he finished speaking, he was about to rub his ears with him!
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