[Comprehensive] Gentlemen are like crazy

Chapter 53

"Heh! Run, Gua Wazi, keep running~ I want to see if you run faster or my rhubarb runs faster!" Accompanied by that distinctive and arrogant voice, Tang Wule, who was wearing the Nanhuang suit, Then stepping on the sharp small high heels, he walked into the sight of Ye Ze and the two of them.

Tang Wuwu stared at his little high heels for a moment, and then stared at Tang Wule until his hairs trembled all over: "Hey! What are you looking at, you idiot?"

Tang Wuyi: "...Brother Wu Le, do you still remember the last time when you were wearing the Southern Emperor, you fell to the ground with lightness kung fu and couldn't stand...and broke your leg?"

Tang Wule: "...??? Are you my junior brother? Are you trying to demolish me like that in front of outsiders?"

Tang Wuxin: ...the other party didn't want to talk to you and threw a little yellow chicken at you.

"Ahhh!" Ye Ze, who was thrown out by Tang Wuxin, couldn't help but staggered a few steps. When he raised his head, he was facing the sharp canine teeth of a certain rhubarb. He could even feel the hot air from it.

Ye Ze suddenly jumped up, leaped to the corner of the room with a Yuquan fish jump, and complained without tears: "No intention! How can you be so ruthless! You actually threw me in the dog's mouth!"

Tang Wuyi's face was expressionless: "Do you not know how heavy you are? Still crawling on top of me? Are you trying to murder me? And..." Tang Wuxin's expression became weird for a second: "Are you really afraid dog?"

Tang Wuxin's eyes could not help turning back and forth between Ye Ze and Rhubarb strangely. He really didn't expect Ye Ze's reaction to be so strong. He thought that what Ye Ze was really afraid of was Tang Wule who was behind Rhubarb, but now it seems that , Ye Ze is not afraid of Tang Wule, but he seems to be very afraid of Rhubarb.

Regarding Ye Ze's strange reaction, Tang Wuwu couldn't help being a little surprised. After all, although rhubarb looks really scary, no matter how powerful the Tibetan mastiff is, it's just a beast with no internal strength. With their strength, they only need one move It can kill it, so he really can't figure out why Ye Ze is afraid of such a weak creature.

Ye Ze naturally knew that his reaction was too big, but he just couldn't restrain his palpitations.If he hadn't noticed Tang Wule behind Rhubarb, Ye Ze would have been uncontrollable and would have drawn his sword and killed the Tibetan mastiff. But because he knew it was Tang Wule's pet dog, Ye Ze couldn't let this go to him. The source of fear was removed, so he had no choice but to run away.

However, at this time, looking at the Tibetan mastiff standing at Tang Wule's feet at the door and chasing him half as tall as him, Ye Ze wanted to cry, but he still defended himself firmly: "I, I'm not afraid! You Don’t you know that being bitten by a mad dog is likely to cause hydrophobia?! I don’t want to die young!”

Upon hearing this, Tang Wule became displeased: "Hey! How is my rhubarb like a mad dog? How come you can't spit out ivory from your dog's mouth? Heh! Last time you made me walk all the way from the dark river with my waist supported. The account of swimming back to Nether Abyss has not yet been settled! Come, come, let's have a good talk!"

Hearing Tang Wule's words, Ye Ze, who was trembling with fear from Dahuang, couldn't help being stunned for a moment: "You can swim with your waist like that?"

Tang Wule thought of how hard it was for him to take the medicine after enduring the pain and swimming back home, lying on the bed for three days, and was barely able to come out to do harm to the Quartet until today, his face was subtle for a second, but he would not regret it !It can be hurt!He can't lose face as a little overlord of the Tang Sect!

Thinking of this, Tang Wule's expression suddenly became public again: "Yes! Why can't you? Wait! Don't change the subject for me, boy! Tell me, how do you want to die? I will satisfy you!" Tang Wule smiled wickedly as he spoke He squeezed his knuckles.Having said that, Tang Wule still waved his hand and drove the rhubarb away from his feet to play with himself.

Ye Ze finally heaved a sigh of relief seeing Rhubarb leave, but someone who has become more and more skinny recently blurted out: "Stop pinching, if you pinch the bone again, you will have to pick it up again... emmm, just pretend I'm not talking." " Ye Ze, who suddenly realized what he said, caught Tang Wule's unfriendly gaze, and quickly covered his mouth.

Ye Ze wanted to slap himself, what kind of conditioned reflex is this? !Let your skin!Sooner or later, he will skin himself to death!Others don't know, but which of the three present doesn't know Tang Wule's true identity?Bully?Yes, he is that dandy overlord, yes, but he is now the head of the Tang Sect's Ni Zhan Tang!He is the number one assassin who is now reversed!It is the pinnacle of the Tang Sect's generation of force!

Ye Ze always believed that if Tang Xiaowan and Ye Fan hadn't eloped in the future, Tang Wule's achievements in the future would definitely be no worse than Liu Jinghai, Liu Fuyun and others!

Although Ye Ze is not afraid of Tang Wule, but there is always respect and pity. After all... there is no one who is as miserable as Tang Wule.

Tang Wule naturally didn't know where Ye Ze's little thoughts had gone.But he didn't intend to hold on to Ye Ze. Tang Wuyi and the others may not understand, but he is the head of the Ni Zhan Tang, but he knows Ye Ze's identity. Sword disciple, this one is the real Master Cangjian, the only disciple of Ye Ying, the owner of Cangjian Village!This identity is not far behind the radiance of Ye Wei back then.

Tang Wule didn't intend to really offend such a young master, no matter what, the prestige and strength of Tibetan Sword are still worthy of fear.

Tang Wule pursed his lips, looked Ye Ze up and down for a moment, and suddenly smiled: "You want me to not make things difficult for you, right? How about agreeing to my request?"

Ye Ze suddenly felt a chill behind him, seeing the malicious smile on Tang Wule's face, Ye Ze couldn't help sticking to the wall behind him, trembling, but if the barrier between Tang Wule and Tang Wule could be eliminated, it would be convenient for him to He is still very happy to see the success of Tangmen's actions.Ye Ze couldn't help but took a deep breath, with an expression of death: "Say it! What do you want me to do?"

Tang Wule narrowed his eyes with a smile, and saw him fly towards Ye Ze with his claws, and whispered something in his ear, and Ye Ze's face changed in the next second.

Tang Wuxin looked at Ye Ze worriedly.Just when Ye Ze was hesitating, he saw a certain bad guy silently smacking his lips to him, and what he said was - rhubarb.

Ye Ze's face darkened suddenly, weighing the pros and cons of facing Rhubarb's pursuit or agreeing to Tang Wule's request, Ye Ze finally nodded his head under Tang Wule's expectant gaze.

Tang Wule suddenly laughed, and the unruly aura in his body seemed to dissipate a lot in an instant. He patted Ye Ze's shoulder with a gentle expression that was completely inconsistent with his fierce name, and said kindly: "Say It's settled! I'll wait for you!" After finishing speaking, he happily walked out with his hands behind his back.

After watching Tang Wule leave, Tang Wuwu couldn't help asking worriedly, "Are you okay?"

Ye Ze gritted his teeth and said, "It's okay!" Ye Ze waved his hands and was about to leave, leaving Tang Wuyi alone in the same place, feeling very baffled, but after a while, he saw Ye Ze turn back aggressively, looking fierce He said to him: "You! You are not allowed to go out tomorrow!"

? ? ?Tang Wuwu couldn't help frowning, but Ye Ze didn't even give him a chance to ask, so he walked away without looking back.Tang Wuxin: ...Is this group of people sick?But... not allowed to go out tomorrow?Is it related to Brother Wu Le's request just now?

Tang Wuyi was suspicious on this side, but Ye Ze on the other side was already scolding Tang Wule bloody in his heart, "Spicy chicken sister! Spicy chicken Tang Wule! Take jujube pills!!!"

Why did Ye Ze say that?

Because... Early the next morning, Tang Xiaowan found that her elder brother did not sleep late in the house, but was sitting on the stone bench in front of the house, crossing his legs, shaking his legs in boredom, and shouting into the house Said: "Are you ready? Does it take so long to change clothes?! Are you a fool?"

I only heard a frantic and slightly immature voice from inside the room: "You have the ability to try it! Why don't you do it yourself?! Your Tangmen's clothes are so hard to wear! Don’t you have any clues in your heart?!”

Tang Wule who got sprayed was not only not annoyed, but even laughed out loud: "No! Don't you still think I don't wear enough clothes? Why, now you think it's hard to wear?"

Suddenly there was no sound in the room, Tang Xiaowan couldn't help blinking, it sounds like a little brother~ But, isn't the Wule brother who has a better relationship with her family Wule the only one who comes from the same line?Isn't Senior Brother Wuwu always talking less and being as cold as the other Senior Brothers?Why is this senior brother so lively, it sounds like he has the same fight as Brother Wu Le!

Tang Xiaowan waited anxiously for a while, but she still couldn't wait for the little brother in the house to come out. In desperation, she had no choice but to puff up her face and ran to Tang Wule's side, grabbed his hand, blinked and asked, "Wule Brother, Brother Wule! Which Senior Brother is in your room? Why have I never heard the voice of this... Senior Sister?"

Just when Tang Xiaowan and Tang Wule were acting coquettishly, the door of Tang Wule's room opened in response to the sound. Tang Xiaowan turned her head away when she heard the sound, and saw a slightly heroic Paoluo walking out cursingly while tugging at the hem of her short skirt. Come.And Tang Xiaowan couldn't help but change her address when she reached the question on her lips.

Ye Ze, who was walking out cursing, turned dark again in an instant, hell!Why are there other people?He also planned to stay bored in this yard all day today and not go out!Why did this person come here before he even changed his clothes? !The promised Nether Abyss is located in a remote place with few people? !Tang Wule!You big liar!Sure enough, men are big pigs!None of what he said was believable!Of course, except him and his master.

Ye Ze gritted his teeth, and pressed down on the short skirt that made him feel so windy, Ma Dan, such a shameful black history was seen by other people besides that damned Tang Wule? !What if he suddenly wanted to kill someone?

However, before Ye Ze could react, the little loli who was in Tang Wule's hand suddenly ran up to Ye Ze, patted Ye Ze's arm like a little adult, raised his head, sincerely He calmly comforted Ye Ze and said: "Miss sister, don't feel inferior. Although your voice sounds like a little brother, I really will not dislike you! You are definitely the most beautiful lady I have ever seen!"

Ye Ze's complexion darkened to a new height again amidst Tang Wule's unscrupulous laughter, hehe, then I really thank you!Who the hell wants to be the prettiest lady you've ever seen?What do you mean although the voice sounds like a little brother?He was originally a little brother!Ye Ze took a deep breath, and could only keep telling himself from the bottom of his heart, don't be angry, don't be angry, the world is so beautiful, he can't be so irritable, and there is a real little loli in front of him, he can't scare others.

but! "Tang Wule! Shut up for me!" Ye Ze was really furious this time. The reason why he agreed to Tang Wule's request was because he really didn't want to face that Tibetan mastiff that couldn't be killed or beaten. , and, as a person who has traveled through time, Ye Ze feels that he is more accepting of the big boss in women's clothing than the ancients. Although this time the big boss himself has become himself, but, Tang Wule did not say, he Don't say anything, if you don't let others see him, then who knows that he has dressed as a woman?

In short, the current situation is really something that Ye Ze did not expect.However, even though he felt ashamed, it was still impossible for Ye Ze to anger other people at will, especially when the person calling him Miss Sister was a cute little loli.Ye Ze took a deep breath, and simply smashed the jar, and, as long as he used his brain, he knew that the little loli who could come and go in and out of Tang Wule's yard at will must be one of the young ladies of Tangmen. It was Tang Wule's Achilles heel!Ye Ze immediately gave Tang Xiaowan a sweet smile: "Little sister, look, that bad guy laughed at me! Let's ignore him, okay?"

Before Ye Ze finished speaking, Tang Wule's face immediately changed. Before he could say anything to stop him, Tang Xiaowan responded with a smile: "Okay~ We won't bring Brother Wule to play~"

Tang Wule: ...... Stealing a chicken is worth a lot of money, he hates it so much!He is so well-behaved, so cute, so Shui Ling's little sister was so easily deceived by that damned shameless chick? !Tang Wule's eyes widened in disbelief, watching helplessly as his little sister walked out of the yard with a little chick disguised as a man, laughing and laughing.

Tang Wule: Doubting life, having nothing to love in life, I really want to kill someone!It can be said that Tang Wule now even has the heart to kill Ye Ze, but, but his little sister is with him!He can't kill people in front of his little sister, moreover, that kid will use his little sister to take revenge on him now, if he continues to make trouble later, he doesn't know how to say bad things about him!Tang Wule is now only thankful that he and Ye Ze only have one day to disguise himself as a woman, otherwise, Tang Wule should really worry about whether his brother's position in his baby sister's heart will be maintained or not.

However, no matter how sad he was, Tang Wule could only knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach. After all, who made him suffer for himself?Although he really saw that his little sister was in poor health and couldn't go out to run and dance like ordinary children, so he wanted to find a child to play with her, and he was worried that some brat would steal his sister's heart, so he specially asked Ye Ze to play with her. Dressed as a woman, but he really didn't expect that he is not even as good as a young lady? !

Tang Wule couldn't help shedding a line of regretful tears that belonged to the younger sister.What a buddy!Does not exist anymore!From now on, it will be enough to have him as a little friend!If he gives his little sister any more friends in the future, he will jump off the top of Tangjiabao!

Tang Wule is swearing fiercely here, while Ye Ze and Tang Xiaowan have already run out of the Nether Abyss hand in hand, Tang Xiaowan was running out of breath, but Ye Ze was still alive and well, Tang Xiaowan couldn't help enviously saying: "Ah! Miss sister Your body is fine! Unlike me..."

Hearing this, Ye Ze immediately guessed Tang Xiaowan's identity, but he couldn't help confirming again: "Well... I don't know your name yet?"

Tang Xiaowan laughed immediately: "That's right! I forgot to introduce myself! Hello sister, my name is Xiaowan, Tang Xiaowan~"

Although he had already guessed, but upon hearing her confession, Ye Ze couldn't help but feel his eyes darken, it was really Tang Xiaowan!That Tang Xiaowan who, together with Ye Shenfan, is known as one of the most hated NPCs by players!Ye Ze felt that he might need to be quiet...