[Comprehensive] Gentlemen are like crazy

Chapter 51

As soon as Ye Ze looked up, he saw a coquettish man in a deep V with a military uniform looking at them with a smile. He didn't peek into other people's guilty conscience at all. Instead, when he saw Ye Ze and the others looking at him, he felt quite He beckoned to Ye Ze with interest.

Ye Ze: ...Master!That cannon teases me!I, I want to... windmill him!

Ye Ban is straight, but he thinks he is very straight. Ze coldly rejected the wink from the unknown boy Paoge and threw a handful of barbed wire at him.

The barbed thorns used by Ye Ze are naturally not the kind of poisonous terriers specially made by Tangmen. Moreover, Ye Ze didn't intend to hurt anyone, and the hidden weapon was thrown softly on the ground. clothing.

Brother Pao slapped away Ye Ze's hidden weapon as if he was joking, and raised his eyebrows to look at Tang Wuyi, who buried his head in his knees and squatted by the river, wishing he could plunge into the river and hide himself. Tsk tut and said in amazement: "Oh! Junior brother Wuwu, your hair style is good! It's as good as the craftsmanship of Master Wang next door! Tsk tsk, I didn't expect you to like this kind of hairstyle!"

"I didn't!" Tang Wuyi retorted like a mosquito, but he didn't lift his head, his shoulders were trembling, and his exposed ears were red and red, which made Ye Zezhi fear that he would burst into tears the next moment. .

"Tsk tsk. Look at you, you..." This gun brother is obviously not the high-cold style that Tangjiabao is rich in.

Ye Ze stepped in front of Tang Wuyi, raised his head to look at the person squatting on the tree who was attacking his junior brother, and narrowed his eyes to help Tang Wuyi back: "Who are you? Even if you are his senior brother Is there anyone who bullies your own junior like this? Are you going to cry if you don’t see anyone? What kind of senior brother are you like this?!”

Tang Wuyi hurriedly raised his head and stretched out his hand to tug on the corner of Ye Ze's clothes.

The gun brother obviously didn't expect Ye Ze to hate him, so he couldn't help being taken aback, but then he showed an expression full of interest, and the young man smiled charmingly: "Interesting! But, let me remind you, it seems to be the one who made him cry. You instead of me, right?" The boy still raised his eyebrows and looked at Ye Ze provocatively.

Ye Ze: ...It seems that he was the one who made people cry first... Forget it, let's talk about it first, even if he made people cry, so what?His friend, he can bully and let others bully him!Without hesitation, Ye Xiaoze put Tang Wuwu into his own territory, and then kicked the newly-appeared Brother Pao into the vendetta list.Of course, this doesn't mean that Ye Ze wants to kill him, he just uses this metaphor to express his determination not to be friends with this gay Paoge!

Thinking of this, Ye Ze immediately gained confidence, snorted coldly, curled his lips and said: "So what? Didn't I miss it for a while, it's not like you! You don't even take a breath!" Saying so, he thought again Someone might have been squatting on a tree and watching their mischief for so long, seeing all their ugliness in their eyes, Ye Ze's eyes gradually became unfriendly: "Isn't the excitement fun?"

Brother Pao blinked, and even smiled, and replied seriously: "It's pretty~"

Ye Ze: ...How dare he admit it? !His epee is ready to move!Just when Ye Ze's hand was about to move towards the epee, Tang Wuyi finally struggled out of the shame, rushed forward, held Ye Ze's hand to stop him from continuing to kill, and then raised his head to face the epee. Brother Pao showed a weak smile: "No, Senior Brother Wule."

Tang Wule saw Tang Wuyi's nervous expression, fearing that he would kill Ye Ze in a fit of anger, he couldn't help but clicked his tongue boringly, curled his lips, and then jumped down, holding the two cubs with one hand in each hand, and remembered Fei: "Okay, I can't eat you two melons again, tsk, look at your beatings, let's go, find someone to clean up for you... Oops! My waist!"

Before Tang Wule could take off, the weight in his hand that was as heavy as a stone almost broke the wings.In a panic, although he rescued his organ wing, he lost his center of gravity under his feet, and his body automatically shifted his center of gravity to find balance, and then... with a bang, he twisted his waist.

"Ouch! It's me! I'm really in trouble today!" Tang Wule grinned and stood up with Tang Wuwu's panicked support, leaning on his waist, and then looked at Ye Ze with a monster expression on his face: "You boy What did you eat to grow up?! It’s so heavy?!”

Ye Ze, who was pulled by his collar and almost rolled his eyes from being strangled, couldn't help but glared at him, twitched the corner of his mouth, sneered, looked at him with dead fish eyes looking at Shabi, and taunted: "You can't see the hair on my back?" The epee? Who gave you the confidence that you dare to carry the epee with two big living people? Are you the master of the sect? Even if I put the sword here, can you hold it and use it? Are you afraid? Not a fool, are you?"

Tang Wule didn't have a good temper in the first place. He just lost face and was teased all the time. He got even more angry and rolled up his sleeves... Well, it was just a movement, and he couldn't move his sleeves. They were all covered in gauntlets. In short, Tang Wule rolled up his sleeves and took out the thousand receivers, ready to fight Ye Ze.

Tang Wuyi quickly grabbed it, and then... "Oh! You son of a bitch! Don't you know that my waist is twisted?! Whose son are you? Are you trying to kill me, your brother?!"

This time there was no need for Ye Ze to move his mouth, Tang Wuyi couldn't stand it anymore, and complained mercilessly: "Senior Brother Wu Le, you should save yourself, why are you hitting because your waist is twisted? I'm afraid you can't get out of bed for three days. "

Tang Wule was so choked by his junior that he almost couldn't bring it up and passed out from the pain: "Fuck me! Why did I put up with such a melon like you! Well done! I don't want to disturb your exchange of feelings, so get out of here quickly! I don't want to see you now!"

"Yes." Tang Wuyi replied immediately, and in the next second, he pulled Ye Ze and ran out without looking back.

Ye Ze was stunned by Tang Wuyi, and he ran out with him reflexively. However, it took only a second for Ye Ze to react. Looking back at the unbelievable expression on Tang Wule's face, Ye Ze was instantly happy Hua, grinned loudly to Tang Wule, who was covering his waist behind him, and said, "Brother is good, see you~"

Tang Wule didn't expect Tang Wuyi to be so obedient and turned his head away. He was so shocked that he couldn't even close his mouth. Really, he knew that his junior brother's EQ was low, but he really didn't expect his EQ to be so low !Did he really let him go? !If he really let him go, how could he go back like this? !I can't even straighten my waist!Walk back with your waist supported and let the group of melons see a joke? !

Tang Wule didn't react for a while, so Tang Wuyi dragged Ye Ze and ran away for a long distance, until he heard Ye Ze's voice, and then saw Ye Ze's face of the villain's triumphant expression, Tang Wule hastily shouted : "Tang Wuxin! You son of a bitch! Come back to me!"

However, Tang Wuxin paused, and in the next second, he ran even faster.Tang Wule couldn't help but gasped, so angry that his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys ached... No, wait, his kidneys are healed, it doesn't hurt at all!Tsk, my back hurts.Tang Wule couldn't help but seriously reflect, is he really a little too domineering?Otherwise, why did his junior brother run so fast when he heard his voice!Even pretending to be inaudible? !Whoops!He's mad at him!This melon!Let's see how to deal with him when he recovers!

As for how Tang Wule moved back to Nether Abyss step by step with his waist that shone in the end, Leaving aside, Ye Ze on the other side was already dragged by Tang Wuyi all the way into Wendao Slope.Seeing the young man pushing the door in front of him, Ye Ze couldn't help but hold Tang Wuyi in surprise: "Wait, wait, you won't tell me this is your home, right?"

Ye Ze couldn't help but looked at the small wooden house in front of him suspiciously. To be honest, from the outside, this house is not much bigger than Guo Tie's kennel. It may even be because Tang Wuyi has no one to take care of him when he is away on missions all year round. For this reason, it looks even simpler than Guo Tie's house.

Tang Wuxin's movements couldn't help but pause, and then he turned his head to look at Ye Ze, and asked back with an unfriendly expression, "Why, can't you?"

Ye Ze couldn't help but shuddered at Tang Wuwu's unfriendly gaze, then immediately withdrew his hand and shook his head repeatedly: "No, no, nothing!"

Tang Wuwu snorted coldly, turned around and opened the door to enter.

Naturally, Ye Ze immediately followed, and as soon as he entered the door, Ye Ze couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Fortunately, at least Tang Wuyi was not Guo Tie's carefree character, so although the room looked crude and shabby, , but at least it's not so messy that people can't see it.

Naturally, Tang Wuyi would not miss Ye Ze's undisguised attitude, and the veins on his forehead bulged, and he immediately grabbed Ye Ze's collar in anger. Picking up something, he just pulled Ye Ze by the collar, pulled him in front of him with a cold face, and threatened, "You! Be honest with me! Do you understand!"

"Yes yes yes, I promise." Ye Ze nodded obediently again and again.After all, if before today Tang Wuwu was just a springboard for him to get close to Tangmen, then now, after facing Tang Wule together just now, they can be regarded as true friends.Well, I've only met two friends.

Tang Wuyi squinted his eyes and looked at the expression on his face, making sure that he didn't lie to him casually, then reluctantly let go of Ye Ze, turned around and took out a quilt from the side cabinet, and went straight to the low couch beside it. The upper bunk is up.

Ye Ze saw him dull-headed working and couldn't help but leaned forward curiously, and asked, "What are you doing?"

Tang Wuwu replied without turning his head: "Make the bed."

Ye Ze turned his head to look at the large enough bed in the inner room, pondered for a moment, and then sincerely suggested: "Actually, I think we can sleep together. I sleep honestly, really!"

Tang Wuyi just looked back at him, and then evoked a faint smile, but that smile was fleeting, and Ye Ze's hands and feet were so frightened that his hands and feet were cold, just when Ye Ze couldn't help shivering secretly, he just Hearing Tang Wuyi's cold voice: "You can try it, I am very vigilant at night, if you move around, I'm not sure if I will kill you in the middle of the night when you sleep."

Ye Ze: "...Forget it then." Let's forget about killing people in dreams or something!He knew that most people who were assassins and killers were sensitive, but he didn't expect Tang Wuyi to be so serious!

But thinking about it this way, Ye Ze couldn't help but wonder, since Tang Wuyi is such a vigilant person, why did he bring him home?And why did you make him your friend so easily?With the vigilance he showed, this is really not something he can do!

Ye Ze couldn't figure it out, so he naturally asked directly. After all, he and Tang Wuyi were already friends now, so it would be better to ask this kind of question directly.

Tang Wuwu couldn't help but pause, his eyelids drooped slightly, and he said in a low voice: "I know you came here for something in the door."

Ye Ze raised his eyebrows, but did not deny it.

Tang Wuyi went on to say: "You don't have a murderous intent, you didn't come here to kill people. You can't steal anything good with your skill..."

"Oh, I'm so short-tempered!" Ye Ze yelled before Tang Wuwu finished speaking: "What do you mean I can't steal any good things with my skills? How much do you look down on me?!"

Tang Wuwu couldn't help but paused for a second, and then explained the facts ruthlessly: "The really important things in the castle are guarded by organs. The guards are not important, but the organs are the key. Use your skill, vigilance and reaction speed to connect the secret room. You can't even break through the third level, let alone steal something."

Ye Ze was so choked that he couldn't help rolling his eyes, hey, who is it!Net nonsense telling the truth!Shouldn't this kind of thing be known and not spoken out?How can this kid be so honest? !

However, before Ye Ze could finish rolling his eyes, he heard Tang Wuyi say in a deep voice, "So you can only come here for some information, which only people in Tangjiabao know."

Ye Ze paused for a moment, then lowered his eyebrows and sighed softly, "So, are you going to stop me?"

"That's why I keep you by my side." Tang Wuwu answered the wrong question.

But Ye Ze knew that he had already given the answer, and Tang Wuyi kept him by his side. If he could know, Tang Wuyi would naturally not interfere, but if it involved Tangmen's secrets or some special tasks, he would naturally Stop his death move before he makes a move.

Ye Ze couldn't help showing a smile, and hooked Tang Wuyi's neck: "Good brother! I knew we were friends! Don't worry, I can't tell you what I'm here for, but I definitely won't Harm you Tang Sect~"

Tang Wuxin: "... let go!" Tang Wuxin lowered his head, and threw the second idiot, who was hooking his neck and even daring to secretly pull his ponytail, onto the couch, and then raised his face with a black face. He stomped back someone who was about to get up, and at the same time said in a cold voice: "Lay it yourself!" After finishing speaking, he went out the door without looking back.

Ye Ze was not annoyed either, and rolled on the messy quilt, laughing nonstop.Accompanied by his arrogant laughter, Tang Wuxin's pace of leaving accelerated a lot again.It wasn't until Tang Wuxin's figure disappeared from his sight that Ye Ze barely stopped laughing, turned over and leaned on the rolled up quilt and sighed: "Tsk, no matter how genius you are, you're still a child!"

If it weren't for such innocence, how could an adult leave a friend who had just known him for a few days at home so safely? Of course, this may have something to do with Tang Wuwu's family. Ze's eyes couldn't help softening three points, he must be lonely, otherwise, if he just didn't feel at ease, he didn't have to bring him into Tangjiabao, after all, he was still helping him!

Is it just a friend who meets by chance and is willing to help?Ye Ze couldn't help laughing, he didn't know whether to say Tang Wuyi was stupid or cute, but fortunately, he met him, although his purpose was not pure, but he would not let down this sincere friendship of.

Ye Ze stood up and made the bed by himself. At the same time, he said with a light smile, "Hello. Tang Wuyi, my friend."