[Comprehensive] Gentlemen are like crazy

Chapter 42

Holding the rough linen quilt in his arms, Ye Ze stared straight at the drowsy sky outside the window, expressionless.who is he?Where is he?What did he do?

After staying for a full quarter of an hour, watching the peach blossoms falling on the windowsill, Ye Ze finally slowly recovered his memory.Junshan, Guo Tie, drinking... Ye Ze's complexion became darker and darker as the memories came back. Is this poisonous? !Pour a cup? !Is he shameless? !

And...Ye Ze reached into his bosom, pinched his purse, and felt that the thickness was obviously reduced a lot compared to a day ago, Ye Ze put himself into a ball with a face, very good, he knew He can't overestimate the character of the beggar gang, well, well, in fact, Ye Ze also knows that it can't be blamed on Guo Tie, after all, he himself agreed to buy him a drink, and the price of those wines, even if Guo Tie saw He was drunk and wanted to pay for him, but Guo Tie couldn't afford it.Therefore, there is really nothing wrong with touching his purse and paying for it.

but!Ye Ze gritted his teeth, threw away the quilt in his arms, picked up the light and heavy sword beside the bed, raised his legs and walked out.Well, stop talking!He wants to compete with that gang of beggars!The kind that beat him into a pig's head!Although he was right, he was very angry now!Pouring a cup or something is simply black history, not to mention, don't think he didn't hear someone's arrogant laughter!How dare you watch him laugh!If he is not photographed as a pig's head, he will take his surname!

Ye Ze walked out aggressively, but after kicking open the door, looking at the simple small fishing village in front of him, and the racks for drying dried fish standing at the door, Ye Ze fell into deep thought, wait, what is he doing?How did he know where Guo Tie went?Where is he?What the hell are these fish?Whose fish-drying shelf is stuck at the gate! ! !

Ye Ze and the dying fish in front of him looked at each other and fell into deep thought. After a while, Ye Ze silently retreated into the room, closed the door, and sat back on the bed with his head covered.He is definitely still drunk, he feels that his IQ is a little low now, isn't he already a second young master? !Ye Ze touched his gold-embroidered clothes and began to think about whether he should change clothes. After all, people say that people are stupid and have a lot of money. Could it be that he looks so rich now that he has become stupid? ?

Well, Ye Ze's brain circuit is quite clear enough, he was simply fooled by himself for a moment, and he wouldn't take that momentary whimsy as a fact.However, Ye Ze poked the quilt in his hand expressionlessly, then looked up at the messy room, Ye Ze couldn't help curling his lips: "Tsk, beggars, how poor!"

I really don't blame Ye Ze for dissing the beggars' gang, I really look at the things in this room from Ye Ze's eyes, except for the beggars' feather weaving hung crookedly on the wall, other things are too simple Ye Ze felt that he had reason to believe that if Guo Tie had helped him undress and sleep last night, his skin would have turned red this morning.

Ye · Delicate boy · Pampered · Little Fairy · Ze fully expressed his contempt for a poor beggar gang and then started to clean up the house, forget it, for the sake of someone not leaving him in a wine shop to lie dead , help him tidy up the house, it can be regarded as repaying the kindness of taking him in.Although Ye Ze said that to himself, in fact... the OS in his heart: ahhh!How can it be so messy? !that dress!That bamboo hat!That fishing rod! - No way!He can't stand it anymore!

Well, so, in fact, this is just an unbearable resistance of obsessive-compulsive disorder. To be honest, Ye Ze’s obsessive-compulsive disorder is not serious, he just keeps everything in a state that he can see or find at a glance It's not so much an obsessive-compulsive disorder as an organized person. If someone disrupts his arrangement, Ye Ze won't have to correct it like a real obsessive-compulsive disorder, but he still feels uncomfortable.

In short, if Ye Ze doesn't do anything, he will clean up the whole room once he does, throw away the garbage!Clothes, fold them!Debris, arrange it!After a while, a clean and tidy room appeared in front of Ye Ze, and even the crooked feathers hanging on the wall were taken down by Ye Ze and hung up again.After doing all this, Ye Ze finally stopped, clapped his hands and breathed a sigh of relief.Huh - perfect!Although Guo Tie's room looked a little messy, at least he didn't have the habit of throwing everything around. Although there were some clothes thrown on the chair, at least there was nothing that was not suitable for others to see.

Ye Ze put the folded clothes on the head of the bed, and looked at the fruits of his labor with satisfaction, perfect!This finally looks pleasing to the eye.Um?What?You ask Ye Ze why he doesn't put his clothes in the closet?Ah!He didn't plan to pack clothes for a big man, just based on the condition of the room, he could figure out what was going on in the closet!Moreover, there are likely to be personal clothes in the closet, help him tidy up?Don't even think about it!Can't see can't see!The unseen does not exist!

Just when Ye Ze was appreciating the fruits of his labor complacently, he suddenly heard footsteps coming from outside the door. Ye Ze raised his eyebrows, folded his arms leisurely, turned around and looked at the door...

"Squeak—" Following the sound of the door opening, a graceful figure appeared at the door.

Ye Ze and the visitor couldn't help but look at each other for a while, and the next second, they heard a familiar voice coming from behind the person: "Huh? Senior Sister? Why don't you come in?"

Only then did Ye Ze realize that it was Guo Tie's senior sister. He was still thinking about why he suddenly became a beggar brother and a beggar sister.Ye Ze was about to say hello to the people who came, but before he could speak, he saw the beggar sister suddenly screamed and rushed towards Ye Ze with a slap in the face.Ye Ze was so frightened by her terrifying soprano voice that he didn't have time to hide, so he was immediately hugged into a warm embrace: "Ahhh! So cute!"

Ye Ze: "..."

Guo Tie: "..." Brother, you have worked hard.Guo Tie cast a look at Ye Ze, please be patient, but Ye Ze has not had the time to pay attention to what Guo Tie's eyes are, because he is struggling to raise his head from the dazzling tenderness: " Help, help! QAQ, I'm going to be suffocated to death!"

After a stick of incense, Guo Tie finally tried his best to rescue Ye Ze from An Zhimo's arms.Ye Ze was surrounded by Guo Tie with a face full of tears, and felt that women are really the scariest creatures in the world! QAQ his hair!his face!Ye Ze's current state is - his hairstyle is ruined, his clothes are messed up, he has a ravaged and helpless expression, and his whole person reveals an air of hopelessness.

However, An Zhimo rubbed his fingers reluctantly, and said with a smile: "You are a friend of Junior Brother Guo Tie, right? My name is An Zhimo, a disciple of the Beggar Clan. If you want to visit our Junshan, just talk, sister. You go to play, my sister's qinggong is much better than this kid, and, Junshan sister is the most familiar, don't be fooled by this kid, don't look at his family in Junshan, but he was assigned to Jiangling sub-helm ten years ago , he is not as familiar with Junshan as I am."

Guo Tie couldn't help complaining after hearing this: "Senior sister, even if I know you like Brother Ye, you don't have to slander me like that, right? I'm clearly the contact person of Jiangling and Zongduo, so it's impossible for me not to know Junshan well. !"

An Zhimo: "Shut up! Did you tell me to talk!" After finishing speaking, he turned his face and said, "OWO Brother Ye, don't listen to his nonsense, if you don't believe me, go out and ask, if anyone in Junshan dares to say that he is more You are definitely lying if my sister is suitable to be a guide."

Guo Tie: "Yes, yes, who knows Junshan better than you, you are the one who stole the gang leader's wine and can hide so that even the gang leader can't find you."

An Zhimo: "...Guo Tie! You are getting impatient, aren't you?" An Zhimo lifted the green bamboo stick at his waist and gritted his teeth ready to move.

Guo Tie finally realized what stupid thing he did when he blurted out. Guo Tie shut up quickly, waved his hands again and again, then stepped back and pushed Ye Ze out.

Ye Ze's eyes widened immediately, and he turned his head to look at Guo Tie in disbelief, until Guo Tie couldn't help coughing twice before turning his eyes away as if nothing had happened.Guo Tie couldn't help but muttered guiltily in his heart, I'm sorry brother, a dead fellow is not a poor fellow, Senior Sister An is really terrible, you can't afford to provoke her, please take care of her.

Seeing that Guo Tie was so knowledgeable, An Zhimo finally pinned the green bamboo stick to his waist in satisfaction, approached Ye Ze with a smile, and said, "This is the first time for my little brother to come to Junshan, right? My sister told you , the best thing about our Junshan is the fine wine and beautiful scenery~ Wait for my sister to show you~"

"Pfft—" Guo Tie couldn't hold back his laughter when he heard An Zhimo's words, and Ye Ze's face darkened all of a sudden.Seeing this, An Zhimo couldn't help being slightly taken aback, narrowing his eyes and asking dangerously: "Huh? Guo Tie, what are you laughing at?!"

Guo Tie waved his hand while suppressing a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, but, Senior Sister, you'd better not take him to drink, this kid, pour a glass! Yesterday he said he was inviting me to drink, but he just took a sip and passed out. I'm the one who brought him back!"

Ye Ze sneered with a black face, "I'm really sorry that you drank all the wine I was drinking."

Seeing that he had offended the patron, Guo Tie hurriedly remedied: "Nothing! Nothing! Brother Ye, don't take my words to heart. Next time you have such a good thing, you must remember to call me !"

Ye Ze's face darkened when he thought that at least a quarter of his wallet was thinner: "Want to do it next time?! Why do you think it's so beautiful?!" Ye Ze decided that from now on, he!absolute!must!well for sure!No more booze! ! !

Now An Zhimo also heard what was going on, and An Zhimo also noticed the changes in the room, An Zhimo couldn't help but marvel: "Hey, let me say, Guo Tie, why are you so good?" How about luck? You can make such a good friend every day when you come back to take a shift! This is to invite you to drink and help you clean up the house, tsk tsk, brother Ye, let’s discuss and kick this kid and sister? Sister Don’t be as stingy as this kid! Keep the hot and spicy food for you and your sister, as long as you help me clean up the room.”

Ye Ze couldn't help reminding helplessly: "Sister An, are you sure? I'm a man, helping you clean up the room...isn't it appropriate?" Ye Ze also saw An Zhimo's character at this moment, knowing that she probably really It's the housework that makes such a condition, otherwise, Ye Ze would definitely think that he was deliberately humiliating him if he was another person, and would have done it long ago!

An Zhimo didn't think there was anything wrong at all, and slapped Ye Ze on the back of the head: "What's wrong, how old are you, what's the big deal?"

Ye Ze rubbed the back of his head helplessly and thought about how to reject An Zhimo. This time, it was Guo Tie who helped him out. Guo Tie, who was dissed by his senior sister, rolled his eyes and said in an exaggerated tone: "It's still popular." Sister, let me tell you, you definitely can’t afford Brother Ye, can’t you tell which family he is from?”

An Zhimo was reminded to react. An Zhimo was slightly taken aback, then took a step back suddenly, looked Ye Ze up and down, and then slowly opened his mouth wide: "Zang Zang Jian?!"

Guo Tie grinned: "That's right, it's Hidden Sword! Sister, you can rest your little thoughts. Brother Ye invited me to drink the best three-day drunk in Junshan Winery. There is no limit, and you can drink it openly." That kind of thing, junior brother, the happiest thing I drank in my life was yesterday's drink!"

Hearing Guo Tie's words, An Zhimo's eyes couldn't help but straighten. However, soon, Ye Ze found that her eyes began to glow green. I don't want An Zhimo to burst out at a speed that is two points faster than the Mingjiao protector he was facing at the beginning, hugging his thigh, and then, she heard her shouting: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! Local tyrants! Begging for support!"

Ye Ze pulled his leg with a dumb face in silence, but he insisted on not pulling it out. He only felt the veins on his forehead throbbing: "...Senior Sister An, please respect yourself!"

Guo Tie also couldn't help covering his face: "Senior sister, where's your integrity???"

An Zhimo hugged Ye Ze's thigh and fell firmly to the ground, biting him to death without letting go, and even plausibly said without any shame: "Don't let it go! What's the point of drinking and drinking for three days?! I dare to steal from the gang leader." The wine! Elder Jiang’s food, what am I afraid of?! Compared with the meal ticket, everything else is not important!"

Ye Ze couldn't help but collapse, are you beggars so shameless? !How many times have you practiced hugging your thighs so smoothly!Are you really an ancient woman with such a low integrity value? !

However, the final facts proved that An Zhimo was still a girl, and she was also a very popular girl.

Ye Ze, who was rescued by Guo Tie again, was holding the hilt of his sword in one hand to guard against another sneak attack by a woman, while looking at the woman walking in front who introduced him to the leader of the Junshan Beggar Gang, and couldn't help but fall into deep thought. , Is he bad, or is the world bad?Why is this kind of woman still so popular? !Is there a problem with the beggar gang's aesthetics or his aesthetics?Ye Ze couldn't help but doubt life when he thought of the fellow beggars who ran over to say hello with their eyes shining whenever they saw An Zhimo along the way.

However, fortunately, it seemed that An Zhimo's female nerves were only intermittently onset, and the three of them arrived at the large square in the center of the Junshan Beggar Clan's main rudder steadily.In between, the beggars in twos and threes gathered together, either to exchange martial arts, or to drink and have fun. It was very pleasant.

As soon as they saw them approaching, more than half of the beggar gang disciples in the arena brightened their eyes, and even a beggar brother ran over and said with a smile: "Senior Sister An, Senior Brother Guo, why are you here?"

At this time, An Zhimo smiled in a goddess-like manner, tilted his head, gestured to Ye Ze, and said, "Hey~ the young master from Hidden Sword, I just met my younger brother, he wants to see the martial arts of our beggar gang, Find brothers to accompany him to practice two hands, I'm here, he is my man, you are not allowed to bully him!"

As soon as the words fell, two-thirds of the eyes of the entire square fell on Ye Ze, and there were many malicious speculations among them.

Ye Ze: ...This woman, could it be that she has a grudge against him?