Chapter 5 Navel Oranges Are Bad
Chapter 5 Navel Oranges Are Bad
When Han Ze said this, everyone looked unbelievable, only Gu Jingyan was full of doubts, looked at Mianyang and Mianfeng who looked very strange, and said a little uncertainly, "Master uncle, he has already passed away. ?"
"Little uncle, this, this is more appropriate for the master to tell you."
Hearing Gu Jingyan's question, Mianyang felt a little embarrassed.
Su Shao'an is Gu Jingyan's master's junior uncle, and according to his seniority, he is Gu Jingyan's master's uncle.
Although Gu Jingyan has stayed in the sect for such a long time, he is not very familiar with his little uncle.
Speaking of this, we have to mention Gu Jingyan's sect.
Now there are three factions in Shenxuan Continent, Taiyi Shenzong, Xianmen and Demon Dao.
Compared with the other two, one is a hidden sect, and the other is a general term for decent sects that are somewhat similar to the alliance.
The Xiaojiange where Gu Jingyan was located belonged to Xianmen.
No sect is willing to put a small character on their name, and among the immortal sects, there is still a Jiange, but this involves another past event, so I won't mention it.
In short, it is a small sect.
But in this Xiaojiange, there are not many sword cultivators in the sect, and the disciples in the sect are more inclined towards Dharma cultivation. There are three peaks. The Qingluan Peak mentioned earlier is the place where the female disciples of the Xiaojiange gather. The peak master Qingluan is good at divination. Shu, the other two peaks are Prison Sky and Infinity.
Gu Jingyan was born in Wuliang Peak, and the uncle Su Shaoan they mentioned was a disciple of Prison Tian Peak.
It's just that Prisoner Tianfeng has always been mysterious, and he hasn't seen one of them all year round. Su Shaoan is an exception. When he was in the sect, he often traveled to other places and had a good relationship with the sect. Otherwise, Gu Jingyan would not have recognized him.
Han Ze is not very interested in the twists and turns in this small sect, but he will be a little distracted when the matter involves the extreme way, but before that, he still needs to ask one thing clearly.
"Not to mention the identity of this Su Shaoan, what does this have to do with Ah Yan?"
Do you need to go all the way to find it?
Although Han Ze didn't directly explain the latter sentence, that was what he said, with displeasure written all over his face.
Unexpectedly, Mianyang's expression became even more embarrassed when he heard Han Ze's words. Mian Feng, who was at the side, couldn't understand Mianyang's hesitation, so he rolled his eyes and said bluntly.
"The matter between you and the little uncle, the devil, is full of turmoil. We didn't know that you were using the name of your rival to stand together even if you couldn't make it public. We thought Su Shaoan was using your name, the devil. If you are looking for us, you will naturally come to the little uncle."
Gu Jingyan: "..."
Han Ze: "..."
That's a little too much information.
"Su Shaoan, are you making trouble for Xiaojiange?"
If it weren't for these people's determination, Han Ze really couldn't believe that the young man in his family who spends all day posing and researching Chun Gongtu? ?He is a disciple of Xiaojiange, and it seems that he still has the heart to seek power and usurp the throne to make troubles.
It's true that people can't be judged by their appearance!
"Little Martial Uncle, Monarch, let your teacher tell you the specifics."
Now that it's all said and done, it's impossible for Gu Jingyan to refuse.
Han Ze didn't want to go to a so-called famous family, but he couldn't let Gu Jingyan leave alone. Besides, he suspected that someone had tampered with him. go up.
A consensus was reached, and the disciples breathed a sigh of relief, and the atmosphere became warmer. At this moment, Mian Feng suddenly exclaimed, "Little, little uncle, your cultivation——"
"Shh, what are you shouting for? You want everyone to know that your little uncle has crossed half a step? Stupid!"
Before Mian Feng finished speaking, Han Ze gave him a cold look, which made him silent immediately.
It's just that when he made such a fuss, everyone's eyes were fixed on Gu Jingyan, only then did they notice that Gu Jingyan's body had undergone earth-shaking changes!
It's just that I didn't have time to pay attention to it before, but looking at it this way, it was actually a half-step crossing the catastrophe!
Isn't that only one step away from crossing the catastrophe and ascending?
Their burning eyes made Gu Jingyan clenched his fingers, and looked complicatedly at Han Ze who opened his eyes and said nonsense, Han Ze was still talking there, "Your little uncle finally chose a secluded place to advance. Knowing that this can be found by you, but fortunately, the timing of your arrival is a coincidence, otherwise I will definitely take your skin off in this seat!"
"Don't dare, don't worry, the devil!"
"Okay, let's go on our way honestly, there is another nonsense, be careful to turn your face!"
From the beginning to the end, Han Ze looked calm and breezy, the only stern look was because of Mian Feng's noise, and there was no flaw in what he said.
After finishing speaking, Han Ze didn't even look at Gu Jingyan, and directly transmitted the voice.
"Relax, the flesh on your body is going to stiffen into a board, you don't dislike being tough, but this seat is so disgusting!"
"Then don't hug if you have the guts!"
Gu Jingyan passed it back angrily.
More and more things distracted Gu Jingyan's attention all of a sudden. Compared with the gloomy appearance before, I don't know how many times better. Even Gu Jingyan himself didn't realize that the tone of his conversation with Han Ze was so incongruous, um, that's right. .
Just because Gu Jingyan didn’t notice it doesn’t mean that Han Ze didn’t either. After listening to it, instead of letting go, the arm around Gu Jingyan’s waist tightened.
"Hey, who told me to be your Taoist companion? I will reluctantly make a cushion for Ah Yan to rest for you. It's really not easy to be a Taoist companion these days."
"You!" Gu Jingyan gave Han Ze a hard look in his eyes, Han Ze also knew the principle of accepting as soon as he sees it, and before Gu Jingyan got angry, he immediately changed the subject and said.
"There is a reason for my explanation. If you believe the words of those brats, I don't believe it. I really haven't heard of anyone who can calculate the date and place of the catastrophe. Even if there is, this person can You should have passed the tribulation long ago, and you can still live in such a small sect like you?"
"You doubt my senior sister."
Gu Jingyan stopped suddenly.
"Don't you doubt it?" Han Ze raised his eyebrows with a light smile.
The movement on their side was noticed almost instantly by Mian Yang, who was always watching the two sprinkling sugar, and then stopped the team, "What's the problem, uncle?"
"Ayan, your little nephew is asking you something!"
Han Ze smiled narrowly, Gu Jingyan's body froze, he gritted his teeth and glared at Han Ze, only hating that Han Ze left half of what he said, not only that, but also left the burden on himself!
Han Ze blinked innocently.
Who made you so excited and stopped?
"You guys go back to the sect first, and I'll go back alone after I have a rest."
Taking a deep breath, Gu Jingyan resisted the urge to beat Han Ze violently, and wanted to explain that his image is not good now, but before he could speak, Mianyang acted like I understood.
"Master uncle doesn't need to say much. This disciple understands that it's because of my lack of consideration. I forgot that Master Master's cultivation base naturally doesn't need to go with us. Master Master, you can rest assured and rest with the Demon Lord again. We will go back now."
After finishing speaking, Mian Yang immediately greeted all the disciples to leave. Before leaving, Mian Feng looked at Han Ze and Gu Jingyan complicatedly, sighed, and left.
Not only Gu Jingyan, but even Han Ze didn't understand.
But the two of them were trying to avoid these disciples, so they saved a lot of effort.
Even so, Han Ze and Gu Jingyan still couldn't hold back their ears and eavesdropped on the words of the people who had gone away.
"It's all my fault for not thinking well. For such a big matter as the junior uncle's advancement, the devil of course wants to celebrate with the junior uncle. Alas, it's all my fault. Fortunately, the junior uncle doesn't mind!"
"If you want me to say that you are thinking too much, maybe the little uncle doesn't mean that, he just wants to take a break!"
"Junior brother, you don't understand this. The reason why the little uncle is cultivating is something that cannot be solved by formulas. He is still wearing that dirty clothes just to have some fun with the devil, but it is normal. How old are you?"
"...Hmph! Disgraceful!"
Gu Jingyan: "..."
Han Ze: "Hahahahaha! Ah Yan, your nephew is really interesting, but I also want to know, is it really like what he said, you want to take a bath with me and have some fun? Interested?"
Gu Jingyan: I really want to go back and squat in the corner with mushrooms!
"Hahahahaha, hahahahaha!"
"Han Ze, have you laughed enough?"
"No, I can laugh about this for a year, hahahahaha!"
"That being the case, Lord Mojun's kindness is hard to refuse, and I can't refuse, why don't we take a bath together! By the way, Mojun, you don't claim to be my Taoist partner, then what I did with Yuxuanbai, Mojun Let's do it together!"
Gu Jingyan gritted his teeth and paused every word, but Han Ze's laughter stopped abruptly.
What?
"Do it together, why? The Demon Lord is not happy?"
Han Ze didn't know when to speak his mind again, looking at Gu Jingyan's eyes that didn't seem to be fake, he swallowed, his face flushed, and after a while, he said, "Ben, I can also understand Ah Yan." I'm so impatient, but I'm not ready yet, although Ah Yan, you have the body of a loose fairy, it's not good to hurt that place!"
As he spoke, Han Ze's face turned redder.
At first Gu Jingyan didn't react, then he paused suddenly, his eyes widened and he looked at Han Ze in disbelief.
"You said, you want to be on top?"
"Yes!" Han Ze didn't understand that Gu Jingyan had to ask again, thinking about it, he thought that Gu Jingyan wanted to use a certain posture on it, and persuaded him earnestly.
"Although I have seen a lot of jade in my memory, I don't know the posture that I am happy with you, but now you don't know if there are hidden wounds on your body, I'd better wait for you to recover completely, and then use the lotus sitting posture."
Gu Jingyan was completely confused by Han Ze's words, and then suddenly realized, "Wait! You said memory? But I have never had double cultivation with Yuxuanbai! You mean, Yuxuanbai wants to fuck me?"
The author has something to say: Gu Jingyan: I thought my wife was my cutie, but I never thought that cutie wanted to fuck me!
Han Ze: As expected of my incarnation outside the body!Is it so crazy to imagine?
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