dhibooks Chapter 51
Chapter 51
Because Manchester United had a Premier League game against Sunderland on the second day-December 12, so on the afternoon of the 26th, after sending Ronaldo to the plane, Elleric went to Manchester United's base for training.
When he arrived at the training base, Elleric saw the group of teammates who were also at the Christmas dinner last night.
The teammates are actually thinking about the game in their hearts, and they didn't drink too much last night. Everyone came to the training base after noon.
Moved by the spirit of training and preparing for the game for his teammates, Elery began to reflect on whether he had come a little too late.
When Ellery was changing his sportswear in the locker room, Rooney came over, "We have an appointment. No one is allowed to tell Sir Alex about his drunkenness yesterday."
"If anyone makes a mistake, let Sir Alex know that this person will wash the clothes and socks of the whole team for a month, and he must wash them himself. You are not allowed to spend money on housekeeping for help!"
Eleryke had no expression on his face, and even wanted to laugh: "You guys didn't come here so early to discuss this matter, did you?"
Rooney's eyes widened, "Isn't this important!!"
"If Sir Alex found out—we all saw him, held Beckham's hand, and asked people to come back to see him, he would definitely be angry!"
Sir Sir will be angry?
How is it possible... Sir Sir would be shy at best ╮(╯_╰)╭
Or to use an idiom to sum it up - become angry from embarrassment.
Elleric, who wanted to refute Rooney, moved his ears—he heard familiar footsteps just now, and it seems to have stopped now?
Just stop at the door?
Elleric rolled his eyes, ready to make trouble.
Ellery stretched out his hand and patted Rooney's shoulder, "Don't think about it, how could the Sir be angry because of such a small thing?"
"My lord, although sometimes he is a bit fierce, he is still very good to us."
"The occasion yesterday was just the expression of the Sir's true feelings."
"Beckham didn't feel embarrassed, I really don't know what you are afraid of~"
"Of course I'm afraid of Sir Alex!!!" Rooney, who was sent by his teammates to try to persuade Elle Rico and them to maintain the same caliber, was a little crazy,
"It's not like you didn't miss Sir Alex's expression at that time!"
"It's the same as the kind of resentful woman who was robbed of her boyfriend—the Sir also blamed Beckham for having a wife and forgetting his father!"
Elleric slapped Rooney on the head, trying to stop Rooney from continuing, "Nonsense! Sir, he just drank some wine..."
"Speak the truth after drinking!!" Rooney pulled Elric's arm, "You must pretend that you didn't see it, don't let it slip!"
Elleric's heart: Brother, I did my best.I can't help you!
Seeing Elleric nodded, Rooney sat on the stool in the locker room with a 'relieved' expression that finally persuaded Elleric.
Elleric and Rooney signaled that he was going to go out to warm up first, so he shoved open the door of the locker room, smiled at the old man who had been listening for some time at the door, and said hello.
"Morning sir, Merry Christmas."
Ellery wanted to go back and take a picture of Rooney's current expression, and when teaching Ronaldo Chinese, he would use this photo to explain what it means to be like a concubine.
The Premier League game on the 26th, Manchester United's game against 'Black Cat' Sunderland was nothing special.
The Sunderland team, which Elleric saw in last season's game, and was once beaten by Elleric is not because of bad luck, but because of poor strength.
This time Sunderland probably came to Old Trafford with a heart of revenge and revenge.
In this game, Sunderland formed a lineup of 352, strengthened the offensive end, and planned to break through the goal guarded by Ellery in one fell swoop, so that the young player never dared to underestimate their strength.
Desire is beautiful, reality is cruel.
Just 5 minutes into the game, Berbatov scored a goal to help Manchester United lead 1:0.
Berbatov is an amazing player.
His hairline is very worrying, slightly better than Rooney.
Berbatov's playing style is unique.
Often after a game, Berbatov's hairstyle will not be messed up, and his jersey will not be wet.
Berbatov's playing style is a bit lazy - too lazy to run.
Berbatov's running distance is relatively small, and it is completely inferior to the midfielders who sometimes run [-] in a game-even compared to the forwards who average about [-].
Even though Berbatov may run three or five thousand meters per game, he can still score goals.
Even in some games, Berbatov was able to score four or five times, which is enough to show his strength.
Berbatov's stopping the ball is very chic, and various small passing and ball-handling skills are also very elegant, which led Berbatov to have a nice nickname among the fans-'Brother Chic'.
With the passage of time, this handsome brother's style of play is still elegant, but the hairstyle...begins to slowly become indescribable.
After Berbatov's goal, the Black Cats Sunderland, who wanted to win the game and wash away their shame, fell into anxiety.
Usually in the games just after Christmas, both teams will play more casually.
Just after Christmas, there is no anger, and it is also good to wish the opponent a Merry Christmas by the way.
But Sunderland, who conceded a goal, was extremely excited and directly won a late Christmas gift for himself-a yellow card from the referee.
After being warned by a yellow card, Sunderland behaved much better.
Elleric is still trying to assist Rooney, and Rooney is still seven cakes away. Elleric plans to solve it within 2010.
It is best to settle debts this year, and don't want to bring it to the new year.
With this thought in mind, Elery can make a calculation.
What the fuck?
Van der Sar said before that he will start the game on the 29th, that is to say, from January 2011, 1, only today's game is left!
If you want to eliminate debts years ago, don't you want Rooney to score seven in a single game?
Ellery made some calculations, and the first half will soon enter the intermission time.
With an average of 45 minutes in the second half, Rooney is still 7 goals away, which means he needs to score a goal in 6 minutes and 26 seconds.
Seems kind of, unlikely?
Elery still believes in his assisting ability. Even if Sunderland no longer attacks the goal, Elery cannot assist Rooney through goal kicks, so he is not afraid.
Elleric Cake King Greenwald is perfectly fine, rushing out to steal the ball and tackle, grab the ball and give Rooney an assist!
What?The defender is responsible for stealing the ball?
No, no, the priority of defenders is not as high as that of goalkeepers!
Ellery feels that the main reason why seven goals in the second half is unlikely is that it is difficult for Rooney to shoot once in a game, and let him shoot seven times?
He is no longer the Wayne Rooney who is one night, bah, seven times in one game!
"Wayne, may I ask you a question?" Ellery felt that it was useless to think about it on his own, and Rooney had to cooperate to clear the debt as soon as possible.
Having been tricked by Elle Rico before, Rooney faced Ferguson's storm alone in the locker room.
In addition, because Rooney accidentally 'leaked', the entire Manchester United players intend to jointly conceal the plan of Ferguson's 'drunk incident'.
This month's clothes and socks have to be washed by Rooney himself.
I heard that Rooney's wife, Colleen, has bought another washing machine home-only Rooney is allowed to use the new washing machine to wash the players' clothes.
Wayne Rooney intends to... talk to sponsors about-
Buy 31 sets of jerseys directly to all Manchester United players, and throw away one set if it is dirty.
If he really washed the clothes for all the staff for a month, Rooney worried that he might not be able to smell anything else in his life.
Rooney could vaguely sense that he had been 'framed' by Elle Rico - although he didn't know why, Rooney decided to ignore Elle Rico recently.
"Wayne," Ellery said again seeing Rooney ignoring him, "Do you want an assist for you in the second half?"
Rooney, who just decided to conduct a week of cold violence against Ellery last night,
"Yeah!"
"But Rooney, roughly how often do you usually ejaculate?"
Rooney:? ? ? "This kind of question...is not easy to answer..."
Ellery thinks so too, Rooney, who has a scoring shortage from time to time, may fail to score once in several games.
"That's another question, how many times do you think you can shoot in the same scene?"
Rooney blushed a little, his eyes drifted to the upper left unconsciously, "This, about 10 times."
Elleric showed a 'surprised' expression.
10 times?10 shots in a game, that is 5 shots in half a game?It should be no problem to add a little more twice!
Since Rooney himself is so confident, why not find more opportunities to assist Rooney in the second half!
"Ellery, why are you asking me this kind of thing? Are you in a relationship?" Rooney patted his face to relieve the flushed cheeks from the big talk just now.
The Manchester United people who had been listening for a long time felt that there was something wrong with the conversation between Elle Rico and Rooney before. It seemed that they were talking about chicken and duck, but it was not easy to interrupt.
Finally, after Rooney asked this question, they rushed to Elerique's side in unison.
"Dating, no?" Elery scratched his head a little puzzled, "Does dating have anything to do with asking how many times you ejaculate?"
Rooney laughed heck, "Did you find that you are a little fast!"
"It doesn't matter, it was like this the first time! I was the same back then!"
Eleryk frowned, why was it a little fast the first time?shoot?
Brother Beggar's strength is so high, of course his shooting speed is very fast!He didn't use all his strength to shoot before, and he can go faster!
"Elle Rick, don't be shy, tell me, which family is it from?" Rooney patted Ele Rick on the shoulder and said earnestly,
"Before my brother got married, he lived among thousands of flowers!"
When Rooney talked big, he completely ignored the matter of him and Colleen's childhood sweetheart, which is known throughout the UK.
Have you lived among thousands of flowers?
Deceiving people do not make drafts.
Ellery didn't have the heart to expose Rooney, he didn't understand what Rooney thought of.
Elery tilted his head, "What girl? What are you talking about?"
Rooney widened his eyes, glanced at the Manchester United players who were eavesdropping, lowered his voice,
"Fuck? Isn't it a girl?"
"Ellery, you can't be... This is taboo!"
"I, I, I, I just pretend I didn't hear it, don't say it again in the future!"
"No one can tell!"
Ellery had question marks all over his face, "What and what? Let me ask you about how many times you can shoot in a game?"
"Don't I still owe you seven assists?"
"If you shoot five times in a game, you will be weak, and it's no use if I assist you seven times!"
Rooney: ...Oh, all right.
Hearing Elleric's words, Berbatov pushed Rooney away and stood in front of Elerric, "Give it to me, I can shoot as many times as I want!"
Berbatov's somewhat opportunistic way of playing football, as long as he has the opportunity, it is really possible to score six or seven goals in a game.
Elery was a little embarrassed, "I'm sorry Dimita, I owed Wayne earlier. I'll give you an assist next time."
Seeing that the intermission was almost over, Elleric stood up, "Wayne, you said it ten times a game, don't be weak!"
Rooney laughed with his hands on his hips, "Hahaha no problem! I can do it ten times a game!"
Berbatov: Wayne, you smile so forcedly...
Giggs, the big brother of the team, sighed, "Wayne, if Colleen asks why your legs are weak, I will testify for you. You really put all your energy into football. "
Smolin nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, yes, we will tell your wife that you are definitely not among thousands of flowers, and you will grow up ten times in one night."
Rooney: I feel the malice from the whole world.
The substitute striker in this game, Irving, also patted Rooney on the forehead with the mentality of someone who has come through.
"Young man, pay attention to your body."
"You are so intemperate, no wonder you are always scoring shortages!"
Rooney grabbed Owen, "No, let me explain..."
I was bragging just now...
I do not have……
I can not……
Owen shook off Rooney's hand, and walked out of the locker room calmly.
In Manchester United, only Park Ji-sung looked at Rooney with admiration, "Wow! Wayne, you are so amazing! I admire you."
Rooney took out his mobile phone, took advantage of the final break, typed a bunch of words, and sent them to Ronaldo, accusing the little goalkeeper that he and Ronaldo had known for many years.
Ronaldo, who hadn't adjusted his mood from Christmas Eve, finished his run and wiped off his sweat, only to see Rooney's story in the last 2 minutes of the intermission.
There is only one point to be seen.
[Al is in a relationship? 】
[No, no, ignore the sentence just now. 】
[Wayne, ask Al for me, he thinks one night, bah, how many times a game is better? 】
[Wayne?Wayne?Why don't you answer me! 】
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A long, long time later, Giggs wrote in his autobiography how Rooney got the title of 'One Night Jujiro'.
It wasn't until then that people knew that Rooney was talking about ten goals in a game.
And now, in the second half of the game against Sunderland, Rooney is trying to turn the cake he is being fed into a goal.
Originally, it was just Ellery who assisted because of his 'debt', but the players on the Manchester United field were very interested in Rooney's achievement of completing five half-time goals-passing the ball to Rooney one after another.
At the beginning, Rooney, who was still very excited, dribbled the ball to break through after receiving it, found a good angle, and shot!
The ball slid off the goal post.
Rooney received the pass again, hit the goal with heavy artillery, and the ball flew into the stands.
"The goalposts at Old Trafford once again rejected Rooney." The commentator also lamented that Rooney actually had a lot of shooting opportunities today, but he just didn't score.
Before the ball was scored, Rooney had already shot so that his legs were a little soft.
Every time Rooney shoots very seriously and hard, if the goal is not scored, it is bad luck.
Rooney, who has been trying to shoot, has not scored, but Sunderland's Ferdinand has scored.
Ellery looked at the other side of the field with his waist pierced. On the other side of the mountain and the sea, across the field from the distant Sunderland goal, his own defender scored a goal.
Ellery didn't understand, the whole Manchester United team fed Rooney cakes, why didn't other defenders just stretch their feet to help?
Could it really be that Rooney—
Didn't draw a card today?
It's not just Ellery who thinks so. Rooney himself can't wait to rush to the bench to pick up his mobile phone, draw a wave of cards, and then score a goal.
But if football does not make it, how can it really have anything to do with drawing cards?
It can only be related to hard work, persistence and desperation.
When it comes to football geniuses in England, Irving, who once flashed across everyone like a shooting star, is the name that everyone will mention.
But if it wasn't for Irving's recent return to the top, people will gradually forget about him.
England's golden boy after Owen is Rooney.
Rooney broke many records and became the talented young man that England was looking forward to helping them reach the top of Europe.
Rooney even defeated Ronaldo, taking away an award that Ronaldo could never win in his life, and made Ronaldo always have one award less than his fateful opponent Messi-Golden Boy Award.
There is no doubt that such Rooney possesses talent.
But just like so many Golden Boy Award winners, it may not be good when you are young.
Although Rooney is still an important player for England, he has not lived up to the high expectations people have for him.
Rooney himself was depressed.
With this kind of mood and the baldness gene that English men often have, Rooney lost a lot of hair, and he was very worried.
Relying on the assist from the opponent's defender-an own goal, Manchester United has already led Sunderland 2:0.
Players on the field, you look at me, I look at you, I don't know whether to maintain this offensive rhythm.
They are both leading by two goals, or just close it?What if you make someone anxious and change from playing football to martial arts?
Manchester United's field captain, veteran Ryan Giggs, looked at Sir Alex Ferguson.
Sir Alex looked very comfortable sitting on the stool, chewing gum.
Wait, Sir, it seems that it is not chewing gum, but - bubble gum!
Looking at the expressionless Sir who was leaning on the seat, except for the little smile in his eyes, Sir, chewed and spit out a bubble, blew it, and continued to chew.
Giggs:? ? ?
Who Swapped Sir Alex's Chewing Gum for Bubble Gum?
Giggs turned his attention to the little goalkeeper who didn't know when, and started chewing something.
Elle Rico, who had no pressure, leaned on the goal post, put his hands behind his head, and quietly blew bubbles.
Sunshine, green space, leisurely breeze, quiet court...
Manchester United's young goalkeeper looked as if he was on holiday.
etc?How could the stadium be so quiet?
Giggs looked up at the pitch screen, wondering what was going on.
On the big screen in the stadium, two split-screen scenes appeared.
One is the scene where Sir Alex Ferguson blows bubbles, and the other is the scene where Ellery blows bubbles.
"We all know that Sir Alex Ferguson has always had the habit of chewing gum during games. Unexpectedly, in this game, we saw Sir Alex Ferguson chewing bubble gum."
"Grandmaster is getting old, he looks like he's blowing bubbles, and he's a little...cough cough cough." When Andy Gray was explaining, he suddenly coughed violently and interrupted himself, and finally blurted out the words to praise Sir Alex. The adjective 'slightly cute' was swallowed back.
Gray class has no guts to call Sir Alex Ferguson 'cute'.
If Sir Alex found out about this, he might be 'sprayed' to the media to death.
After Andy Gray finished coughing, he continued to explain, "If there are audience friends who like to watch basketball, they will know that in basketball games, many players will wear braces or chew gum to balance facial muscles and relieve tension. The discomfort in the mouth can also avoid the situation where the teeth are injured under intense movement."
"In football, although it is relatively rare, there are still many players who choose this method to relieve their emotions."
"It's just that I didn't feel that Manchester United's young goalkeeper encountered any situation that needed to relieve his emotions."
"Greenwald doesn't seem to have any intense sports..." Gray deliberately lowered his voice into the microphone, as if he was whispering, but all the audience would hear his words.
#Hahahaha, don’t expose our cutie! #
#我想糖糖糖is very useful, you see how soothing 77’s expression is now#
#If I were a member of Sunderland, I would definitely take advantage of this wave and break through the iron gate directly! #
#ls You said it was an iron gate... Can ordinary people break it? #
#No, you don’t understand, the most terrifying time is when the little cutie is in a daze! #
#Only I was amused by the fact that Sir Alex and 77 chewed at exactly the same frequency?I laughed for 3 minutes and couldn't stop! #
#笑出宝贴+1#
#I think it was Sir Alex who broke 77!It must be that 77 always watched Sir Alex chewing gum, so he remembered to chew gum! #
#Who the hell is it that replaced Sir Alex’s chewing gum with this bubble gum! !In the past, Sir Alexis never could have blown such a big bubble! ! #
#The biggest unsolved mystery of this round of the Premier League has appeared. I hope the reporters will give me some strength and help us ask it out#
Giggs snorted coldly, who changed the bubble gum for Sir Alex?
Do you even need to ask? !
Elleric must have brought the bubble gum, ready to chew it when he was bored, and gave him a pack when he saw him.
The old man was so dazed that he couldn't see clearly, he thought it was the chewing gum that got into his mouth!
It's all Mullensteen's fault!
Before he eats it, help him see whether it is chewing gum or bubble gum!
Meulensteen: ? ?Blame me?
The author has something to say: 1. The information about Ronaldo's life-threatening series was given to Rooney
[Wayne, write back! 】
[Wayne, look at your phone! 】
[If you don't reply if you have a message, why do you need a mobile phone! 】
【Wait, oh, you're in a competition...Then wait for you to finish and return to me. 】
Rooney: [Why do I have the nerve to ask Ellery how many times? 】
C Luo: 【Yes, this kind of thing, only I can know! 】
C Luo: [It's okay, I'll try it myself and I'll know! 】
Rooney: [? ? ?What to try? 】
Rooney: [Fuck, how are you going to try? 】
Rooney: [Chris! ! !Respond to the message! 】
2. [Spoilers] In the next chapter, Ronaldo will face up to his own feelings and tell his mother...
Ahhhhh, will Dolores beat the mandarin ducks with a stick?
Let me sharpen my knife.
By the way, cuties, do you believe that I can write abuse?