dhibooks Chapter 31
Chapter 31
Many players will fall into a scoring drought for a period of time.
After some broke the scoring drought, the goals began to roll in.
And some have not been able to break the scoring drought, and then began to decline and enter the bench, slowly fading out of people's sight.In fact, Rooney has not scored a goal for more than a month during this period. Compared with other forwards who had a scoring shortage, Rooney's scoring shortage is already considered short.
But Rooney thinks he is the leader of Manchester United, and he likes to charge the most. If he can't score goals suddenly, it must be a bad feeling.In addition, the British football media are relatively vicious, with various opinions, which makes Rooney pay too much attention to this matter. On the contrary, he thinks too much when shooting and cannot perform normally.
Now that Rooney has broken the scoring drought, the happiest person is of course Rooney himself.
"Labor and management are really the best in the world" "Labor and management have broken the scoring shortage" "Labor and management want to draw an ssr!" 'These are Rooney's real mood feedback.
The second happiest thing is Sir Alex Ferguson, Manchester United has already started a third-line battle.How important it is to have one more useful striker who can score goals!
There is no need to rest or rotate Rooney, who is in great shape and delicious.Sir Sir was very happy and ate two extra pieces of apple pie in the evening.
Ronaldo tweeted that night: Wayne Rooney, what is ssr?I always feel that it has something to do with you, please explain.
#Hey, why does Mr. Luo sound a little jealous? 【Laughing】#
#罗常 this tone is obviously: 77 explain what you and Rooney said! #
The tone of #ls is right, the content needs to be changed again, it is obviously '77, explain why you are so close to Rooney! '#
#Help Luo Zong Aite go to Greenwald, come out and explain! #
#Greenward, come out!Mr. Luo has to explain! #
#cd You don't hide in there, we know you're on twitter! #
Ale Rick tweeted that O'Greenwald responded to the demands of the crowd.Directly posted a few ssr he got.
adgcd: ssr is higher, faster and stronger! The ssr is that I am popular in Europe and I have it, you have to hack it if you don't.Rooney, do you think it's fun?
Rooney: Super fun! !Although I can't understand it!But I finally know why I have a shortage of goals. I always draw sr, but I haven't drawn ssr yet. Do I need to spend another [-] euros?
#The word 'again' is used very cleverly. Has Rooney already paid over [-] euros? #
#The point shouldn’t be that I’ve spent so much krypton, but I haven’t drawn ssr yet? #
#You people who don't care about the key points! !I zoomed in on the area in the screenshot of 77, everyone! #
A person who only remembers his own ID and forgets the server of the P area, the number of people in a certain area in a certain game has increased sharply, and many people even seek power leveling just to practice an account in this area, and enjoy being with a certain temporary I don't know the feeling of being in the same server as the handsome man of id.
Ronaldo is starting to be unhappy again. This kind of good friend has a secret feeling with other children, which is very annoying!
Before, Owen and Ellery had a special set of celebration actions, but now?Ellery actually has a secret with that big potato! What is ssr! C Luo is in a hurry!
But Ronaldo thinks that he is the persona of a high-cold president. He can't go to Twitter to ask his fans, what is ssr, and what games can Ellery play?
President Luo, who maintained a 'perfect' personality in front of the fans, directly called Elric.
Ellery spent more than half an hour excitedly teaching Ronaldo step by step how to download, how to register and how to play, the key is how to draw cards.
Listening to his friends talking endlessly, Ronaldo felt that his mood calmed down a lot.
He just said, my friend really loves him the most!Rooney and Irving are just close to the water, so they have a better relationship with their friends.But Ronaldo has known Elle Rico for the longest time, so of course he thinks he has the best relationship with Elle Rico!
When Ellery kept whispering in his ear how interesting this game was and how drawing cards could reflect a person's character and luck, Ronaldo didn't know when a smile appeared on his face.
"Hurry up and draw a card! Draw one and let me see Obuou!" Finding that the other end of the video hadn't spoken for a long time, Elery hurriedly urged.He also wants to see what Ronaldo can draw!
Ronaldo agreed with his mouth, and clicked a call on his hand. When Eleryk reminded him that he could draw whatever he wanted, Ronaldo wrote a goal on that talisman.
Elery could see the system announcement directly on his game screen.Congratulations to cr7 for winning the slippery ghost.
After the system announcement came out, Elery heard Ronaldo's question, "Al, what is this, is it serious?"
"Wow! This is very powerful! It looks handsome and has a high attack! Many people like it!" Eller could see that in addition to the sr and r given by the story mission, Ronaldo had ssr or r in the first draw. Listen to the surprise.
"It's amazing! I knew it!" Ronaldo didn't hang up the video, so he took a screenshot and tweeted it.
Ronaldo: Is ssr difficult?Wayne Rooney.I got it out the first time. cd Al said this is not bad, what do you think?
#Report to the leaders of the fans, I just created a small account to sneak into the server where 77 is located, and found that the id of the slippery ghost just now is called cr7! #
#Rooney's heart is cold and cold. It's not easy to score a goal, and it's not easy to ssr. Blame him? #
#On the relationship between ssr and goals?Because it is easier for Ronaldo to draw ssr, so there are more goals? #
#I want to know why so many stars play such a simple and crude game, what is the point of drawing cards? ! #
#Upstairs, you may feel very fragrant after playing it. #
#I just care about one problem! ! !I still don't understand, what does ssr have to do with the goal shortage?How did Rooney break the scoring drought? #
Rooney wants to tell everyone that ssr and goals are really related.
Wayne Rooney has found a new superstitious way of judging whether a goal can be scored in today's game.
In Manchester United's Champions League group match against Valencia, Manchester United scored 1 points 0-3, and this goal was shot by Wayne Rooney.
Excitedly, Rooney ran around the field for a week, then stretched out his right hand, bent his five fingers upwards, and made a 'Hands of Hell' movement to celebrate his first ssr.Oh no, to celebrate his goal...
Sitting on the bench off the court, Elle Rico, who secretly carried a mobile phone, took a picture of Rooney's celebration.
Yes, Ellery is on the bench again.
Ferguson still felt that the Champions League group stage was safer, so he sent Edwin van der Sar to play.Van der Sar's contract with Manchester United this season also agreed that he will play more than 20 times for Manchester United, so Ferguson also tried his best to find some opportunities for Van der Sar to play.
Elery wasn't depressed at all for not being able to play this time.He has seen it through, the group stage of the Champions League is really boring.Everyone's goal is that 3 points is good, and 1 point is also good, as long as you don't go home with zero eggs.Therefore, the opponents faced in the group stage are basically lineups that defend seriously and occasionally counterattack.
Let's just talk about this game against Valencia. As a Spanish team, Valencia ranks third in La Liga all year round.The first and second is the battle between Real Madrid and Barcelona.Valencia, who is the third in ten thousand years, actually has a more offensive style of play. Most teams in La Liga tend to be more flashy and offensive.
But in this UEFA Champions League group match against Manchester United, Valencia played so steadily that they basically didn't see them emerge.The possession rate of 53% is slightly higher than that of Manchester United, with 9 shots, 2 shots on target, and 16 fouls. It feels like Valencia is here for the draw.
In the 85th minute of the game, Rooney found a chance to blast the ball into Valencia's goal.Then Ferguson began to substitute tactics to delay the time. In the last 5 minutes, Ferguson used all the three substitutions left in his hand, and changed a player every 2 minutes when he encountered a dead ball.When Manchester United's No. 22 defender O'Shea came on the field, the game had entered the stoppage time stage.O'Shea happily ran up, missed 3 minutes of stoppage time, and then happily left the field, participating in a Champions League match without sweating.The central defender who came out of Manchester United's youth training can write one more item on his resume-he has participated in one more Champions League game.
After Rooney got off the game, he excitedly shared his scoring experience with the media and netizens.
"Before the game, I drew a wave of cards, and then I got an ssr! At that time, I felt that I was going to score a goal in this game!" Rooney stuck his waist and killed him, and continued laughing. Said, "Sure enough, I scored a goal!"
"I've already figured it out. Before every game in the future, I will draw a wave of cards. If I draw ssr, I will definitely score goals!"
A reporter who heard about the card game a few days ago went to find out about it, and asked Rooney, "What if you don't get a draw? Will you not be able to score?"
Rooney didn't think about this question at all, his face flushed with anxiety, and he grabbed Elric who was leaning against the wall and playing with his mobile phone, and asked him to explain to the reporters.
Elery was stunned when he heard the reporter repeating his question, "I'm afraid you are a reporter sent by wy's father!"
"Drawing a wave without ssr is of course continuing to krypton gold and continue to draw!"
"Wow, Dad wy is such a chicken thief now, he even sent a reporter to curse Rooney, hoping that Rooney will spend more money, this is wrong!"
wy:? ? ?Where did the pot come from, why did it suddenly hit me on the head?
Rooney's card drawing theory became a hot search that night, including the next day. Many football scientists, probabilists, scientists, and metaphysicians had heated discussions on Rooney's statement.
Some people say that drawing cards is a kind of metaphysics, and so is scoring goals, so the two can be compared.
Some people say that drawing cards is a kind of probability in the game, and scoring goals is about strength and luck, which are completely irrelevant things.
But no matter what everyone says, different players have started to draw cards before the game one after another.
This is mainly because Ronaldo posted a picture of himself winning the ssr'Momiji Kari' before the game the next day, and then Ronaldo also scored a goal in the game.Let the more or less superstitious forwards start asking around, how to download this game that comes from the mysterious east, an ancient country, has magical powers, and can judge whether a goal can be scored?Is there an English version.
Many players of the Real Madrid team said that they are not very familiar with English, so please introduce a Spanish language system.
First, it was an inexplicable pot, and then it was requested by the domestic online game Aite to launch games in various languages in various countries. The planners of the wy game department perfectly interpreted the four words 'looked confused'.
The planners made reports and applications one after another, asking the management what to do in the face of this situation.
At this time, a manufacturer with a decisive position in the game industry stood up.
Blizzard's father posted such a message on Twitter: cd, cutie, look at us!Our Hearthstone also draws cards!The explosion rate of the golden legend is also very low, it can be used to test the European and African bloodlines!
adgcd: Hearthstone’s cards aren’t pretty enough...
Blizzard's dad is kind: Jorge Mendes, let's chat privately about customizing a special version of the hero for Elerico Greenwald, okay?
Mendez: All right.
Ronaldo: Wait, Jorge Mendes, I want to have what Ellery has!
Blizzard Dad: Good good!
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Driven by this mysterious force, players from all over Europe began to try to use various card drawing activities to verify their scoring luck in the game that day.
It is true that too many people do not understand Chinese games. A word from Blizzard’s father has led to a sharp increase in the number of new players of “Hearthstone”.
However, most players said that Blizzard's legend ratio is a bit high, and it is recommended to lower it, otherwise it would be embarrassing to draw a legend and not score.For example, ssr is doing very well, and it is difficult to get it.
Blizzard's father is very helpless, when did the high drop rate become a bad thing?
This metaphysics was originally only used by Ronaldo in La Liga.And Ronaldo has begun to show the posture of a scoring machine. Even without this metaphysics, people will not be surprised that Ronaldo can score a goal every game, and score twice every few games.But after seeing Ronaldo using this metaphysics, Ronaldo's absolute good friend Kaka tried it.
For Kaka, a devout believer, getting ssr and scoring goals are both gifts from God.So Kaka took a swipe on the phone with the heart of trying.
"Teng Snake, um, this seems to be good in the forum." Ronaldo stared at Kaka's mobile phone interface for a while, and decided to send a screenshot to Elerique, asking how to get it equipped.After sending the message, Ronaldo looked at Kaka and suddenly remembered, "Are you starting today? Remember to tweet after you score!"
Kaka can't laugh or cry, does Ronaldo really believe that he can score a goal if he draws an ssr before the game?
Known as the Son of God, Kaka is no longer what he was at his peak.The position on the court has gradually shifted from the frontcourt to the midfield and backcourt, and began to use experience to help teammates connect.In this position, it is impossible to say that a goal is a goal, and he is not Real Madrid's group of defensive teams with a forward heart.
But Kaka did not expect that during a corner kick, he just walked to the goal for a tactical corner kick. Ronaldo's corner kick was blocked by the defender for the first time and then flew right in front of Kaka.Even if his state had declined, Kaka couldn't let go of the cakes that were all delivered to his mouth.So "ah woo" one bite, and the cake is eaten.
Kaka stared dumbfounded at the goal he scored in the goal, and began to doubt his life.
When did it become so easy to score goals?
Kaka's surprise at the time was also interpreted by the commentator as that Kaka hadn't scored a goal for a long time, and he was too excited for a while, and the emotions on his face were a little out of control.
Kaka felt that it was not his expression management system that was out of control, but a certain card drawing system. How could this be possible?Unreasonable!
So after the game, Kaka posted his doubts on Twitter.
Kaka: When Rochris pulled me to play, I didn't really believe it, but before the game I drew this [Teng Snake.jpg], and then I scored a goal.Thank God.
Sergio Ramos: Shit! !Kakaro, there is such a good way to score goals, why didn't you tell me! !
Karim Benzema: Lord Shui, I think this kind of good method should be mastered by the striker first, you, the defender... don't need it!
Benzema's words made Real Madrid's defenders jump out.Marcelo, Pepe and other guards with swords said that they also need to score goals, and their desire for goals is definitely not as low as forwards!
Igor Casillas: Every game I can feel the heart of your goals.
Real Madrid's goalkeeper, the only one reliable in the back line. As soon as Saint Cassie's father uttered his voice, all the defenders upstairs disappeared, as if they were not the ones who made a fuss on the Internet just now.
The lively discussions online didn't cheer Elleric.Elleric has been having a bit of nothing to do lately.
After a comfortable 2-0 win over Sunderland in early October, United's next game is a fortnight later against West Brom on 10 October.However, Ferguson does not intend to let Elle Rico play in this game.
Because Manchester United will face several consecutive games next.
On October 10st, the UEFA Champions League group match against Bursa, October 21th in the Premier League against Stoke City, October 10th in the English League Cup against Wolves, and then on October 24st in the Premier League against Tottenham.During these consecutive matches, Van der Sar's wife had plans for a review this week, and Van der Sar would definitely accompany her, so she couldn't participate.Therefore, in these four games, other Manchester United players need to participate in the rotation. Only the goalkeeper position, Ellery needs to be supported by one person.
That being the case, Sir Alex decided to give Ellery a holiday in advance, and usually do physical training to keep in shape.When the need arises, just squeeze Elle Rico in four matches in ten days.
Elleric has already told Ferguson that he feels that even if he has been playing in recent games, he will be fine by then.As a young man, he should take the initiative to shoulder the burden and make contributions to the team and the society. How can he keep the old comrade Van der Sar, who is nearly forty, busy?Brother Beggar said that he is in excellent health, not to mention four games in ten days, even ten games in ten days, he will definitely be fine!
It's a pity that Sir Alex didn't believe it.He felt that Ellery, who was eighteen and a flower, was still a child who was growing up. If the child was overworked, his development might be affected, so he forced Elery to rest during this period.
Ellery was upset, Mendez was happy.
Because Blizzard's father wasn't talking about it for fun, but really wanted to talk to Elleric about a wave of endorsements.To be precise, Blizzard plans to launch a set of characters and monsters related to football and sports during this carnival.
The first thing that started was the card game "Hearthstone".Blizzard intends to design a set of heroes given by time-limited missions, and adapt the appearance of several football stars as new heroes.Of course, Elleric was chosen not because of Elleric's skills, but because of his good looks and love for games.
Most football stars play FIFA or Football Manager, but Ellery is a wonderful thing. The games he likes to play are all non-football games.Blizzard also checked Elleric's game account, and the online time of Warcraft, Hearthstone and StarCraft Elerric is very long.In this way, if you don't look for him, look for someone!Besides, if you change the image of Ele Rick a little bit and draw an original painting, then you will be a proper elf prince!It can be directly used as a hunter's collection skin.
Ellery refused as soon as he heard it.The elf prince he filmed before will be aired in a few days, and he is filming the elf prince again?So uncreative!Must be replaced.
The elf prince sounds like a long-distance occupation with arrows. How can there be a close combat like that of Brother Beggar, which is wild enough!
Mendes thinks that his "little son" is very good-looking, good goalkeeper, and has his own hot spots. In a short period of time, his popularity has soared very fast, and he is always approached by endorsements, cooperation, and so on. , is simply a cash cow.Oh no, the cash cow is Ronaldo, and Ellery is the beckoning cat.
It's a pity that this lucky cat is always a little bit unsatisfactory sometimes, and its thinking logic seems to be different from ordinary people.
But Mendes felt that, for the sake of money, he didn't mind this little flaw.
Mendes studied "Hearthstone" very seriously. He not only read the encyclopedia introduction on the Internet, but also downloaded the game and played it himself.Then, after discussing with Blizzard representatives, I felt that Elery could be replaced with a professional hero, for example, a fighter.
Who said that a fighter must have a strong body, pectoralis major like a human chest, two meters tall, frantic hairstyle and fierce eyes?
Eleryk personally participated in the design of the new hero of the warrior profession. He drew his favorite school uniform at the time - Dingguo set, and let Blizzard designers incorporate some western magic elements into it, and then made it I bought a set of cosplay clothes, and personally 'cos' Brother Beggar.
In other words, it is cos the new hero of the Blizzard warrior class-Elerico Jianglong.
This new hero does not add any new skills, which is equivalent to a skin that can be bought by the warrior class.But this set of skins is only released together with the pre-sale package of the new version, and there is no other way to obtain it.
The dragon-shaped tattoos are all over the arms, shoulders and sides of the body, and the eight-pack abdominal muscles are completely exposed. The two points on the chest are hidden in the dragon pattern, but they become the two finishing touches.
The right hand hangs by the side of the body with a leather glove covering the entire arm.The left hand only wears a glove, and the back of the hand wipes the corner of the mouth, as if wiping the blood left by the battle.The golden hair is as bright as the sun, the green eyes are staring straight ahead, and the slightly parted lips are curled up, as if with a disdainful smile, they are watching the enemy in front of them.
It was clearly just a picture, but it was as if he saw the person in the picture, lightly opened his thin lips, and said two words, "Come on", and his fighting spirit was overwhelming.
After taking this photo, Ellery liked it so much, Brother Beggar wanted to use this picture as his Twitter, Facebook and all social media to replace it with this profile picture.
Want to retire!Ooooh
I want to be a soldier!
I want to be a superhero in America across the Atlantic Ocean!
So handsome.
Elleric, who was bewildered by his own beauty, held his mobile phone and looked at his photos, falling into narcissism. He didn't notice that there was another person coming to take cosplay photos today.
It's that Comrade Ronaldo that Ellery has and I want to have.
Ronaldo chose to cosplay the Paladin.
When Ellery finally noticed Ronaldo, Ronaldo's face turned black.
Elery looked at Ronaldo's outfit, and curled his lips, "I think this kind of guardian role is more suitable for a goalkeeper like me!"
Ronaldo snorted coldly, "I think a warrior who goes into battle is more suitable for me."
Elery looked at Ronaldo, then at his perfect warrior cos, and then at Ronaldo.
Gritting his teeth, he handed the phone to Ronaldo, "Then delete it for me, and go to Cos Warrior."
Elery turned his head and didn't dare to look at it, and was still desperately sending the phone to Ronaldo's arms, "Hurry up when you delete it, don't make me feel bad and don't make me regret it!"
Ronaldo was stunned for a moment, he thought that Elery liked this set of cosplay so much, he was fascinated by looking at the pictures, and he didn't notice that he was here.
I didn't expect that Eller would delete this picture and give him the chance of a cos fighter if I said a word?
Well, Ellery really loves himself the most! Thinking of this, Ronaldo mercifully forgave Elle Rico.
Ronaldo stretched out his hand and messed up the blond hair that was extended for the cos fighter, "Are you stupid? We are so different in size, I can't wear your clothes!"
Ellery nodded happily, holding the phone tightly, "That's great. Chris, hurry up and take a picture, and we'll go eat after we're done."
When Ronaldo saw Elle Rico protecting his phone, he couldn't help but want to tease the kids, "Al, you can only choose one, the phone or me, what do you choose?"
Ellery has heard countless questions that are difficult to choose, such as which one should be rescued first when a girlfriend or mother falls into the water, friendship or love is more important, one of your relatives on one track and ten strangers on the other track you choose Which track to save.It's just that Ellery never thought that Ronaldo would ask him such a question.
Such a simple question...
Of course it is a mobile phone!
Chris, where do you have a mobile phone for fun!
Ellery shook his head in his heart: no, he will die, another way of saying it.
Is it because mobile games are not fun or is it hard to follow Twitter?Why give up your phone?
Ellery shook his head again: No, he will die, so I want a more euphemistic way of saying it.
Of course, use your mobile phone to swipe the news related to Chris!
Ellery twitched the corners of his mouth: No, Chris has a higher IQ than Rooney, so I might not be able to fool you.
Wow what the hell kind of question is this!Ellery wants to choose death...
If you ask him, which one should he save when the phone and Ronaldo fall into the water?Then I must choose Ronaldo, the phone will break if it falls into the water, buy a new one!
If you ask him, if you compare friendship with love, then you must choose friendship. Single dog Ellery has no love!
But now the problem is very serious, the mobile phone and Ronaldo can only choose one... What should I do?
Ronaldo, who was just playing with Elery, found that the child in front of him had been thinking about it for about half a minute. C Ronaldo narrowed his eyes, and put his hands on Elle Rico's shoulders, near his neck. "Is it so difficult to choose?"
Ellery nodded, "I thought about it for a while, and said that I am answering your question carefully."
Ronaldo: ... I don't think I need to answer carefully when comparing myself with mobile phones.
Ellery took a deep breath, "I choose you!"
As he said that, Elleric put the phone in Ronaldo's coat pocket to express his determination.
"Although I don't know what you want my phone for..."
"But then can you buy me a new phone?"
Ellery blinked his eyes, and his long eyelashes seemed to fan a fire in Ronaldo's heart.