Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Chapter 100 trembling hands

The [-] seats at Wembley Stadium were all sold out, and even those private boxes were all booked out.

This Champions League final is almost comparable to the World Cup final, and it has attracted the attention of people from all over the world.

Manchester United and Barcelona are two teams with many fans all over the world. These two teams will play a Champions League final, which naturally attracts fans of the two teams to pay for tickets.Not only that, this game is likely to be Sir Alex Ferguson's last game, so Sir Alex Ferguson's fans are also trying to buy tickets to come to the scene.

Those Manchester United stars who have been taught by Sir Alex Ferguson, who are now drifting around the world, also came back to watch this game.

Beckham, who is far away in the United States, failed to get a ticket because of the time difference and the speed of the Internet.

And Manchester United's official tickets for players and high-level officials have been snatched up long ago.

Rooney cried and shouted, hugging Elleric's thigh, begging Elleric to give him a few tickets so that Rooney would have the opportunity to arrange for his teammates from the British national team to watch the match.

Elle Rico, who was going to leave the ticket to Ronaldo and Real Madrid's little friend, saw Lu Xiaopang who was really holding his thigh and crying, and couldn't bear to refuse the other party.

Fortunately, Ronaldo said later that he and the Real Madrid players planned to use Lafayette's private box to cheer for Manchester United on the spot.

Don't ask for the Champions League to come to La Liga, but ask Manchester United to abuse Barcelona.

Only poor Mendez, whose cash cow didn't give him tickets, and he couldn't get them.No matter how many people he looked for, he couldn't get a ticket for himself.In the end, Mendes had no choice but to stuff himself into the box of Greenwald's house, trying to reduce his sense of presence infinitely, for fear of disturbing this group of people in black who didn't seem to be easy to mess with.

Levitt's heart to 'buy' Real Madrid is not dead, and it is rare to see someone who understands the ball around him. He immediately invited Mendes to his side and began to understand how many steps it takes to become the chairman of Real Madrid.

Mendes chatted with the German giant tremblingly, explaining how he could own Real Madrid in three steps.

One, become a member.

Second, run for chairman.

Three, win the election.

The seemingly simple three-step walk is actually not at all difficult.

Many teams in La Liga have implemented a membership system, including Real Madrid and Barcelona.

If you want to become a member of Real Madrid, you must be an immediate family member of an existing adult member, and you need to wait in line for a vacancy in the application queue or an opportunity for membership expansion.Some Real Madrid fans have waited for more than ten years and have not yet become members.

This matter is very difficult in the eyes of Mendes.

And Levitt turned his head and looked at his assistant.

The universal assistant Richard immediately gave a solution. You can use various methods such as intimidation and lure to find a Real Madrid player, and then let him call Dad to Levitt.As for the immediate family members, the relationship between father and son is quite good.

"Hey, if you do it like this, you will have an extra son, young master."

Levitt waved his hand fearlessly, saying that as long as he can help his younger brother, he can have as many sons as he wants—they are not relatives anyway.

Mendez: It's a ruthless man!

Then the problem comes to the second step.

After becoming a member of Real Madrid, the first condition to participate in the chairman election is, of course, to provide a certain bank deposit as a guarantee for the election.This money must be placed there and cannot be moved. If the team has an economic crisis and cannot repay the debt, it must use this deposit to pay off the debt.Real Madrid's security deposit requirement is generally 15% of the annual budget, which is about 9000 million euros.

Therefore, although these two well-known membership teams have huge public capital, they are not afraid of bankruptcy and often buy and buy.But their chairmen all have family backgrounds and status, and they are not just people who can magnify words in elections.

The chairman of Real Madrid, Lafayette, is the number one shareholder of ACS, the largest construction company in Europe. The group's annual profit is around 8 million euros.

Of course, this money is not difficult for Leavitt at all.If it's something that can be done with money, Levitt is willing to spend twice as much to get it done quickly.

But the problem is that the chairman who wants to run for Real Madrid must have been a member for more than 15 consecutive years.

In other words, now Levitt finds a member to become his immediate family member under the operation, and then after making himself a member of Real Madrid, he will have to wait 15 years to become the chairman of Real Madrid.

It takes 15 years to raise a son to help my younger brother. By that time, my younger brother will not know whether he will be in Real Madrid or not.

The efficiency of this matter is too low, which makes Levitt a little unhappy.

"Master, why don't we find a puppet to support him as the chairman of Real Madrid, do you think it will work?"

"Wait until the next election, will we do this?"

Leavitt sighed, not very satisfied with this method either.

"Master Levitt," Mendes interrupted suddenly, "Real Madrid's presidential election is held every four years, and the next one will be in 13, which is two years later..."

Levitt became even more sad, that is, is his younger brother going to be blackmailed by that old man for more than two years?

Richard: Who the hell gave Master Leavitt the illusion?Will Master Elleric be threatened?

Mendez: Does the young master in front of you have delusions that his brother was murdered?

"Headache." Leavitt crossed his hands and clasped them together, thinking for a dozen seconds, "Richard, do you think Florentino will become one of us if he goes bankrupt?"

"Young master's idea is very feasible, and it's impossible to prevent it if you find another way!" Richard's rainbow fart reappeared in the world, "The annual profit is only [-] million, and it can be done with a little effort."

Mendez: The rich man's world is... kind of scary.

A loud eagle's cry interrupted Levitt's thinking. He looked at Mr. Bao who was parked outside the glass wall of the box, and asked his men to open the French windows.

No matter how Master Bao struggled desperately, Levitt hugged the falcon.

"Heavy, it's time to lose weight."

Levitt's venomous tongue deeply hurt Mr. Bao's weak heart.

"Did you get fat after eating fried chicken with Al?"

Master Bao turned his head, fluttered his wings, and struggled to fly away and leave this sad place.

"Go home and exercise during the summer vacation."

Mrs. Bao, who was planning to eat and drink because of the acquaintances in the room, was very sad.

He felt he jumped into the wrong room.

You shouldn't come to this bad man who made Eagle lose weight, you should go to Ronaldo in the next box.

Ronaldo will definitely give himself something delicious!I will definitely touch my feathers lovingly!

Ronaldo actually saw Master Bao, but before he could react, Master Bao had already been carried into the next room.

Recalling that the box next door was the Greenwald family, Ronaldo stopped to look for Mr. Bao.

Also, it's not time to meet the parents yet!

What is the concept of thirty centimeters?

When ordinary people make gestures, they may be relatively vague and have relatively large errors.

But now, Ellery can tell you about the difference of thirty centimeters as long as he lowers his head.

Messi stood in front of Elle Rico, looking up at the young goalkeeper who had become friends on the Internet but met officially for the first time.

"I think your data on Wikipedia should be a lie." Elery looked up and down Messi, "The height difference seems to be more than 30 centimeters!"

"The information on Wikipedia is inaccurate." Messi admitted generously. The whole world knows that he is short, just like the whole world knows that he is a good player. "Then you know, Ronaldo's Wikipedia 185 The centimeter, is it also a lie?"

Elleric: ! ! !

In my mind, I have already imagined a big scene in which Ronaldo sneaked onto Wikipedia and modified his own data in order to match himself well.

"I won't lie to you." Looking at the expression of Elle Rico o_o, Messi continued with a smile, "I have a height comparison with Ronaldo, he is at most 182."

There should be an angry and tense handshake on the court, ready to start the game.But in the conversation between Elle Rico and Messi, several players around him laughed out loud.

Rooney laughed even more exaggeratedly, "Let me just say, Chris is not much taller than me! I am 178, if he is 185, he is half a head taller than me! So that kid lied!"

Commentators from all over the world came to the scene, and the commentator of British Sky Sports was our old acquaintance Andy Gray.

Gray is complaining about why there is no sound collection equipment on the lawn. Is this to make all sports commentary match a lip-reading commentary?

Can one more sound-receiving device cost more than a lip-language translator?

The masses are about to crowdfund to add sound receivers to the Premier League stadiums!

Fortunately, this time, next to Gray, there was really a lip-talking master and his partner.

Watson, who did not buy a ticket, was depressed at home for several days, until Holmes announced that they would go to the scene to watch the game as a partner commentator.

Of course, it was Watson who was responsible for his partner Gray's commentary, and Holmes was only responsible for the lip translation and watching the game.

Sky Sports still welcomes these two Internet celebrities who posted the process of solving the case on the Internet.

With Sherlock Holmes around, Sky Sports was the quickest to decipher the conversation between Messi and Elle Rico on the pitch.

Netizens have praised Messi for being a clever little ghost, who confuses Elle Rico with rhetoric before the game.

As long as Elle Rico is immersed in the mystery of Ronaldo's height, Barcelona will have hope of winning.

Even though he was watching the game on the spot, Ronaldo, who was still holding the pad habitually to hear the commentary's opinion, opened the familiar Sky Sports app and heard the translation from the lip-speaking master.

Ronaldo's face was very dark.

Especially when Ramos, who was 183 in height, came to his side and compared them unintentionally, and then found that they were really similar, Ronaldo's face was as black as carbon.

Messi's short legs!Actually spreading rumors and causing trouble!hateful!

After the start of the game, Eleryk stood in front of the goal, watching the group of short guys who even had a goalkeeper of only 183 dribbled and connected very smoothly to snatch the territory step by step, like a poisonous snake waiting for an opportunity.With the retirement of game time, Barcelona's ball possession rate is gradually improving.

Even in the past two weeks, Manchester United has been doing special training for Barcelona's way of playing.When it comes to the game, Barcelona's delicate teaching methods and tactics still make the Premier League team known for their "rough play" a little at a loss.

The Champions League has been held for many times.Among them, there have been four Champions League finals so far, all of which are duels between La Liga teams that focus on 'technical' and the Premier League.

In 1981, after Arsenal defeated Real Madrid to win the Champions League-every La Liga and Premier League Champions League final matchup ended with a La Liga team winning.

In 06, Barcelona defeated Arsenal to win the championship.

In 09, Barcelona defeated the defending champion Manchester United to win the Champions League.

As of today, this is the fourth time that La Liga and the Premier League have collided.

Because of the previous failures, many players who know football are saying that the Premier League can play all over the world, but it is easy to lose to La Liga.This is actually caused by the different playing styles of the two leagues.

People can find various reasons and various arguments to prove that Barcelona will definitely win today's game, and Ferguson will not retire with peace of mind.

Even in the winning and losing bets issued by the gaming company, in a 90-minute normal game, the odds of betting on Barcelona's victory are 1.67, while the odds of betting on Manchester United's victory are 3.87.

Looking at the current situation on the scene, as people expected, Manchester United seems to be under pressure from Barcelona.

The possession of the ball cannot be grabbed, and the offense cannot go out.

Even if they know that the goalkeeper on the opposite side is much weaker than their own little goalkeeper, Manchester United must find a chance to shoot before they can score.

Maybe after a few years, everyone will see from the autobiographies of Sir Alex Ferguson and Guashuai, both of whom admit that Barcelona in 11 years is invincible.Relying on the trident, Barcelona, ​​which has overtaken Real Madrid to become the La Liga champion for several years in a row, has entered the Champions League final twice in three years, and Barcelona, ​​which has won the trophy, is almost invincible.

Now, Manchester United's players just have a feeling of powerlessness when they are playing.

This season, Manchester United, which has never had a defeat, felt the pain of being suppressed when the entire starting lineup appeared.

Before the game, Sir Alex Ferguson asked the players to show their best form to win, unlike in the past.Instead, he looked at the group of children and said with a smile, "Manchester United has already won four championships this season. If there is a fifth, it will be icing on the cake." '

Ferguson hopes that the group of children he coached in the last year can play a happy game at the last moment.

Even if you can't win.

It's not bad to retire with the quadruple crown.

So said the lord and his children.

In the opening three and 10 minutes, Alerico, who had kicked five shots in the goal frame, took a light breath.

Ellery also felt that the state of his teammates was a bit wrong, as if there was strength in the air, hitting the cotton.

Elric, who didn't know what to do to break the deadlock, turned his head to look at Sir Ferguson.

The old man, chewing gum, looked calm on the surface, just like usual, without even a trace of tension on his expression.

But the hands of the lord on his knees were tightly held, trembling uncontrollably.

At that moment, Eleric's eyes suddenly turned red.

Tears filled Elric's eyes inexplicably and quickly.

Looking at the stadium, I couldn't look up at the sky to suppress my tears. Facing Barcelona's three arrows, I couldn't act rashly and raised my sleeves to wipe away tears like sweat.

Just like that, Eleric's tears fell down in front of the live camera and in front of the whole world.

Through the camera, the audience saw Sir Alex's trembling hands, and Elric's green eyes washed with tears.

Because of Barcelona's intensive offensive, Manchester United's defenders are tightly guarded in front of the goal.The distance between Smalling and Ele Rick is also very close.

"Chris, help me sign with them."

"Hold on, we can win."

Elerric's voice rang in Smolin's ears.

Smalling yelled loudly at his teammates without saying a word, and behind him, the goalkeeper who told everyone not to make waves—snatched the ball from Smalling's feet, and charged like an arrow off the string. go out.

The author has something to say: 1.

In the 11 years of Barcelona, ​​the momentum is unstoppable.

In the Champions League in 09 and the Champions League in 11, they defeated Manchester United in both finals, making Manchester United the runner-up of the Champions League twice.

In 11 years of competition, Ferguson's trembling hands...

It hurts to look at

I posted the scarf, if you are interested, you can take a look.

2.

Last night, Ronaldo scored a hat-trick and walked Juventus to the Champions League! !

Before Juventus lost 0:2 to Atletico Madrid, they were almost cut off from the road to promotion.

After the game last night, Ronaldo said

"maybethat'swhytheysignedme" That's why Juventus will sign me, make the impossible dream come true night!

Burn to burst! ! !

Thanks to the little angels for irrigating me with nutrient solution~

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