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5 [Person 2] Sakata Gintoki I am wronged to marry you

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What kind of drunken madness did I get after getting drunk last night? I didn't have the guts to ask Sakata Yinshi, but if I really threw him down, I would definitely die, absolutely! ! !Seeing his normal expression as if he didn't say anything happened, I didn't dare to ask. If it was a misunderstanding, I'd better not die and tell him my delusions. Am I stupid? !

I have known him for three years and loved him for three years. I don’t know if this distorted relationship has turned into love, but it is clear that he has known about my ambitions for at least a year or two. He has not expressed anything during these two years. Any overreaction, I think, is time for me to give up too, before it really turns into love. [Speaking of which, in the spoof world of silver mother, won't literature and art be kicked by the author? 】

After tidying up the room, I bought vegetables across the street and prepared the meals, left a note, and greeted Granny Dengshi and Aunt Catherine downstairs, and then I left Wanshiwu with peace of mind.Last night's wages were all used by Sakata Yinshi to play with Brother Paqing, and I lost all my money. I had no choice but to really go to work at the ladyboy shop.

Putting on women's clothing in the dressing room, Jaw Beauty grabbed me and taught me makeup skills. I also took notes very seriously. After all, I will be working here in the future, so makeup is very necessary.Last time, in just one night, my flower name "Kobaneko" spread throughout Kabukicho, and became the well-deserved top card in Xixiang mother's ladyboy shop, except for the wigs and papers that are not there all the year round. Suddenly feel the pressure mountain.

As soon as I heard that I was a permanent resident in this ladyboy shop, some uncles with special aptitudes flocked to them and broke through the threshold of the shop. I felt a lot of pressure again.Niwa Noshi himself didn’t know that when he was in men’s clothing, he was an ordinary kid, and his sense of presence was only a little higher than that of Shinhachi and Yamazaki, but with light makeup and kimono, he was not such a low-level child at all. .

The shoulder-length blond hair was ordered to be tied up high by Xixiang's mother, leaving only two hairs hanging by the ears. She was wearing the same dark blue kimono for thousands of years, and her expressionless face looked cold. Gorgeous and noble, exuding a unique charm that attracts men... Son, you are a natural beauty!

One week, just one week, my daimyo attracted all kinds of people, not to mention Xinbaji and Kagura who came to take a peek at me, even the famous generals who went down wherever they went... Xixiang’s mother was shocked in all kinds of ways. In order to make the store more prosperous, she also called in the top brand wigs and papers. The strange thing is that the wigs disappeared as soon as they heard that someone from the Shinsengumi came. There was no trace, only Juanzi was dragged all the way from Wanshiwu to the store by Xixiang's mother, who was twitching all over his body.

When I looked at Sakata Gin who had already changed his clothes indifferently, I had no other emotions other than being friendly to my partner. When Xixiang's mother said that he would come, I had already hinted to myself in my heart and was fully prepared [? ], except for work matters, I will not talk to him about anything else.

A week ago, I made up my mind that giving up is inevitable. Instead of being so ignorant, it would be better for me to dump him earlier [! 】Looking for the next spring, where is there no grass in the world, why does Mao Laozi want to eat grass beside the nest? !

"Exam, the young general is leaving. You call Xixiang's mother to come and settle the bill." I looked at him coldly and noblely, said coldly and noblely, and then closed my eyes coldly and noblely... My selling point is coldness Gorgeous and noble, besides glamorous and noble, there is only glamorous and noble, Mo...

Sending the general to the door, I calmly ignored the horrified eyes of the group of people in the Zhenxuan group who looked at me in horror, lightly opened my thin lips, and said to the general coldly and noblely: "Little general, let's play again next time." The group of Zhenxuan group People continued to look at me with terrified, astonished eyes. Shisi's mayonnaise, whether it was in his hands or in his mouth, had already dropped the cigarette on the ground. Okita Shishu S opened his mouth slightly, and his eyes were dull for the first time in his life.

The young general left with the people from the Shinsengumi.I went back to the dressing room and changed back to my usual clothes, sat in front of the mirror and began to take off my makeup familiarly, and Gintoki Sakata’s constipated expression appeared in the mirror, I turned to look at him, "Oh, Niwa-kun, are you really planning to Have you been stationed in the ladyboy shop in Xixiang?!"

"What's the matter, this job is very lucrative, or do you discriminate against ladyboys?" I put some cream on my face, and I looked strange, what does he mean by this? "Fuck, if I want to discriminate, I won't dress up like this and stand in this shop, big erma!" I nodded half-understood and said, "Don't worry, your position as the top card is unshakable." Hearing my words, the expression on his face was beautiful, and he was aggrieved and didn't know what to say.

"I always feel that you are weird... Could it be constipation?"... I also always feel that you have something to say, and you have nothing to say, "Just pretend that I am fine soon Almost, one day I will completely discard Mr. Constipation." Together with you.My tone was light, and I had already unloaded my clothes while I was talking, "Uncle, are you still planning to change your clothes? Do you want me to wait for you? Ghost Festival is coming soon, I didn't expect you to dare to go out, Aren't you most afraid of creatures like A Piao?"

When Sakata Gintoki heard my mention of Apiao, his body shook, and the speed of light pulled my arm: "Dan, Niwa-kun, wait for me, you must not abandon me!" I gently grabbed the claw on my arm, "Then you'd better hurry up, uncle, Ah Piao or something, to be honest, I'm quite scared too." ==

I didn't wait for Sakata Yinshi, to be precise, I waited for a long time, and I was running out of patience, no, I was already running out of patience, so I walked away.But 15 minutes later, I turned back, because Sakata Gintoki was really afraid of Apiao.On the way back, still some distance away from the ladyboy shop, I heard his loud roar, and then his running figure came into view.

"Ghost --!!!!!!" Huh?Just as I was about to open my mouth, I was stunned by a bear hug from the uncle who was running over. I am not in good health, how can I bear the weight of this strong man, and my footsteps stumbled against the wall next to me. There was a heart pounding in his chest that was about to jump out of his throat, "...uncle... are you going to die? If you don't die, I'm going to die!"

I was so weak that I couldn't remove the legs that were stuck on my waist, and my neck was so strangled by this guy, my eyes went dark, and I fell to the ground with him, but the bastard still didn't let go: "Dan, Dan... ghost..."

"Damn it! The ghost festival hasn't come yet! Where did the ghost come from!!" I was angry and funny, I looked in the direction he was running, and saw a man with disheveled hair and a hand in his hand. Wearing a wine bottle with a knife and something scary in the bright red skirt on her body, she was also dumbfounded.Well...it really looks like a ghost. Thinking of this, the "ghost" hiccupped, damn it, he is still a drunk, it's normal for this uncle to be scared ==

The "drunkie" was unsteady on her feet and hit her head on the electric pole next to her. After touching her head, she leaned forward and said to the electric pole: "Su Misen..." I felt so funny for no reason.Then he watched her turn around and walk back slowly towards the way she came, completely typical of natural stupefied. [A passerby who came out to play tricks in order to increase the intimacy between our son and Yinsang=v=]

"Moses, moses, useless and useless uncle, that's just a drunk crazy woman, did you hear me, uncle, don't tell me that you are not only blind but also deaf." Xiong hugged my Sakata Gintoki and listened After hearing what I said in his ear, he raised his head tremblingly... Our faces instantly became very close.

At this moment, my little heart started beating again in disbelief, "Are you sure? Relly?!" His breath rushed towards my face, and I suddenly felt the temperature on my face rising sharply. I swallowed, and forced myself to speak calmly. : "yes!!!!!! relly!!!!" After speaking for a while, he dared to let go of the hands and feet that were strangling me.

At this moment, I felt that the burden in my heart was lightened. I let out a sigh of relief and sprayed it on his face who was still very close. I raised my eyes and saw the unnatural expression on his face, and suddenly I felt like I found something in my heart. , but I was too slow to catch it, "Uncle is very late, I'll go home first." I moved a little to the side, and I opened my mouth. As soon as I turned around, my arm was pulled, "Niwa-kun, you can't leave me behind." Me!" QAQ

"Are you showing off your cuteness by rubbing your face?" I looked disgusted and secretly made up my mind to shake off his hand, but just as I threw it away, I was pulled back again. The difference from before was that his hand was Trembling, not like the fear after seeing Ah Piao, I turned my head to look at him blankly, he frowned slightly, I couldn't understand the emotion in his eyes, "Why don't you spend another night at my house tonight, Niwa-kun, you You can't abandon your husband like this!"

When he said the words "abandoning my husband", he added the accent intentionally or unintentionally, as if he was confirming something with me, I seemed to be joking, and said the decision of the past few days: "I don't want you anymore ,I'm tired."

In the end, I went home with him [inexplicably excited! ! 】Spent the night on his bed, not because he was afraid of Ah Piao so I agreed to him, it was a phone call from my sister that decided my whereabouts tonight——I moved the door control forward by an hour, congratulations you didn’t If you can come back in time, go to sleep on the street.

……Hold!

It was past twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, and I didn't feel sleepy. There was a big man lying next to me, not to mention […], but also a big man who I had a crush on for three years. How the hell do you want me to sleep? Lift the table! ! ! ! !I closed my eyes and pretended to sleep without getting up... Uh no, I closed my eyes and rested my mind. I kept a posture for an unknown how long. In the dark, a big hand wrapped around my waist... Scary! ! ! ! !Did Yintoki Sakata take the wrong medicine? ! !Or did he still suffer from sleepwalking at night? ? ! !I can't afford to be hurt! ! !

The temperature of that big hand was quite high, and I was nervous and subconsciously stiff, afraid that he would find that I was not asleep at all, and immediately relaxed and softened. With his big hand, he pulled me into his arms, and the sound of his breathing It rang above my head, and my back pressed against his hot chest, and I blushed instantly.Continue to forcefully pretend to be asleep, I want to pretend that he doesn't exist, at most it's just a natural heater, it's nothing, really! ! ! !

I am suddenly so thankful for my necrotic face, that I can not frown or twitch the corners of my mouth under such circumstances, otherwise this guy would have discovered it a long time ago, thank you very much.

Sakata Gintoki hugged me, and without alarming me, cleverly helped me cover the quilt again, adjusted my sleeping position, and murmured: "It's really comfortable to hold." I was taken aback , endured the urge to smash his head, this bastard, does his feelings treat me as a pillow? ? ? ! ! ! !

In this cold winter [Crowd: Hey, this season is not right!Chu Gong: The plot needs it (laughs). There is such a personal brand heater behind you to keep you warm. It would be a lie to say that you are not nervous and comfortable. His warm body temperature spread to me, and the drowsiness gradually came up. However, at this moment Above the head, someone's bright red eyes were shining in the dark night, and suddenly stretched out a hand to caress the blond hair of the person in his arms, and gently followed it...【The image was destroyed by me==】

When I woke up the next day, Gintoki Sakata was no longer on the other side of the bed. The cold bedding announced the fact that the owner of the bed had been away for a long time. I suddenly remembered what happened when I slept here last time. Put it in the pocket of his clothes... Sure enough... I was taken away by Sakata Yinshi's wages again, so Nima is going to play with Brother Paqing again, right? !Did he premeditate? !That damn uncle! ! ! ! !

After getting dressed, I glanced at Kagura who was still sleeping like a dead pig in the closet. I went out and rushed towards a place where Sakata Gintoki often went. When I stayed here, I saw that guy without accident Smiling wretchedly, holding coins in his hand with a happy expression on his face: "Saka~Tian~Yin~Shi~!"

The man froze, the coins in his hand fell to the ground, and he twisted his neck stiffly to look at me. His face was full of fear, and he rushed to me and hugged my thigh with a thud: "My wife, I'm sorry!" Wrong!! I shouldn't have used your private money to play Brother Paqing again!!! Don't hit me, don't hit me! I was wrong!!" Coldly glanced at the crowd watching the theater , I noticed that MADAO Hasegawa was standing not far away, did you and your sister make an appointment to meet here every day at this time? ! ? ? !

"Have you won money? Have you won a lot? Can you give me back my share of wages?" I said calmly, no longer shocked like last time, indifferent and alienated, he Surprise flashed in his eyes when he raised his head, and then there was another emotion I couldn't understand, "Ah...my wife, you can't divorce me just because of money, and you can't accept separation or anything!!!"

"Fuck you, I'm not your wife, I want to find my wife by myself! They say I have nothing to do with you, return the money to me, you fucking MADAO!!" I said and broke away With his two hands on my trouser legs, he stepped forward to pick up the coins that fell on the ground one by one. After counting his wages, I handed the rest to Sakata Yintoki.

"I'm going back first, uncle. Welcome to Xixiang's mother's shop to name me. Let me tell you that the appearance fee is less than [-] and don't come." He had a back view.

Sakata Gintoki, I've already said, I don't want you anymore, I'm tired.This can be regarded as the price of making you pretend to be stupid. If it hurts you, it hurts the behavior you didn't care about or cherish before; if it doesn't hurt you, I don't care anymore.

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[Okay, just kidding, viewers outside some regions continue ==]

Sakata Gintoki froze on the spot, unable to express his feelings, if he rushed up to say that he regretted it now, would Niwa crush his head hard?

I deposited in the bank this month's wages I just snatched back from Sakata Yinshi, and instead of going home, I went directly to the ladyboy shop wearing yesterday's clothes.

"Ah, Yuko is here~ Hurry up and put on makeup and change clothes. A few important figures have come to name you today~~~" Xia Zimei has long been guarding the door of the store. When she saw me coming, she couldn't wait to put me Hurry to the dressing room: "Big man? Bigger than yesterday's young general?" After the question came out, he immediately replied, "...how is it possible." ==

Getting dressed, I went to the front hall, and when I saw Okita Shake S, Shishidukuan and Kondo Orangutan, I twitched the corners of my mouth, and then deliberately slowed down and walked in front of them: "Why are you here, Sexuality Is it finally distorted?" Fourteen's cigarette-lighting hand stopped, and then he threw out the lighter in his hand and threw it at me, "I'm a normal man!"

I managed to dodge it, ah—— with a sound, I couldn't believe it, "Niwa-kun, Mr. Hijikata said he admired you but he didn't dare to come alone, so he dragged me and Mr. Kondo to come together." Okita shook his head Pointing his thumb to Duo Chuan, he looked helpless at me after speaking, Duo Chuan squeaked his forehead, and held Okita's outstretched thumb: "Bastard, believe it or not, I will break this thing of yours, it will really break Oh, it's broken!"

"Yesterday, it was difficult for the general to speak to us, so today I came to see." Kondo orangutan put his hands on his tightly closed legs, and his posture was like a naive primary school student. Explaining to Okita, I broke out in a cold sweat, and I didn't know what to say: "Then you have seen it now, please fuck off right away, okay?"

"Cough, um, I saw you and Sakata Gintoki on the street today, uh, talking, you guys, what's the matter?" Shishi Duan withdrew his hand on Okita's finger, blinking non-stop, the eyeballs The son just didn't dare to look at me, and he faltered when he spoke.When I heard this, I knew what he wanted to ask, "Even you guys have seen my ambitions in the past three years... Uncle and I, that's it."

"Well... so... how is it?" Kondo orangutan still maintained that posture, but his eyes didn't look at me anymore, but kept drifting towards the gate. I didn't know why, so I ignored his unnaturalness and said : "Three years, you can see, he won't and can't see it, since there is no movement for three years, I have nothing to insist on. After so long, I am not a Gundam, and I will be tired."

In fact, Niwa Noshi only needed to glance sideways in the direction Kondo was looking at, and he could see the silver-white natural curly hair of the person hiding outside the door, but he didn't look back.When the people outside the door heard this, they lowered their bodies, not knowing what they were thinking.

The three of Kondo left shortly after, and then came Shinbaji and Kagura. The questions they asked were similar, and I answered them exactly. Anyway, our ambitions in the past three years have not been able to deceive these people. Explain something Let me explain it obediently, after Shinhaji and Kagura left, the next one came... Sakata Gintoki.

But this guy didn't come looking for me, "He even came to ask Xixiang's mother to stay here for a month or two. Uncle, are you out of your mind? Didn't Xixiang's mother drag you here in the past? Do you still look reluctant?" I really don't want to. ←The Voice of Silverfur.

"It's because Wanshiwu hasn't commissioned you recently, you can't afford to eat, don't you still have my mother's free meals?" That's only one meal at night, you bastard!One meal of silver mulberry a day would starve me to death! ! ←Still the voice of Silver Fur. "How poor are you? Don't let me complain about you." Cleaning up the cosmetics on the table, I said without turning my head, "Yin Sang, I'm poor and crazy..." He picked his nostrils , without looking at me, "But it's enough to support you."

The cream on the table was dropped by my hand and fell to the ground with a harsh noise, my widened eyes collapsed in the next second: "...I am not your wife, sir, uncle, you are missing How urgent is the need for a wife, why don’t you hurry up and let me introduce you? Or just recommend a marriage agency?” I pretended to be calm, ignored the trembling in my voice, and bent down to pick up the wreckage of the cream on the ground.

"I'm going, my wife, are you really planning to separate and divorce me because of Brother Paqing?! We're only short of getting our marriage certificate, and we can't get divorced without a marriage certificate~ It's better to hit the day than choose a date." , why don't we both go get a marriage certificate now~ Yinsang, I swear that I will never use my wife's private money to play with Brother Paqing again, don't get angry, you are so cold when you get angry, Yinsang Sang, I was so wrong~" His voice got closer and closer, and then it came directly to my ear.

He reached out to take the debris from my hand and continued to help me pick up the ones on the ground.I looked at him in surprise, not understanding what he meant by that, when I saw Sakata Yinshi, I put the wreckage of the cream on the table, "My wife, you have been secretly in love with me for so long, I should also express it, right?" ?”

Then he pressed his face towards me under my shocked gaze: "Go and get the marriage certificate, Yezhi."

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