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1 [Person 1] Niwa Noshi, your career in the War of Resistance has come to an end

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"Yinjiang, give me my salary, I want to buy vinegar kelp." On the noisy streets of Kabukicho, a pink-haired Chinese girl poked her little finger towards her nostril, as if her nostril was a black hole, "Ah, Yinsang, I'm doing it for our good." In the future, we will invest our wages in good business." The red eyes of the man named Yinjiang glanced at the girl, and his little finger followed her to her nostrils.

"You bastard is doing a shitty business, why don't you use it all to play with Brother Paqing? Alu, you bastard, your mother raised you for nothing!!!" The girl pulled out her little finger from her nostrils, and yelled, grabbing the man's hand The collar, slapped N multiple slaps.

"Hey, let me tell you that enough is enough for the two of you, don't force me to complain." The man with ordinary looks, ordinary clothes, ordinary clothes, and ordinary voice said with a blank expression.The two people next to them stopped the unilateral beating, and both looked into their glasses, "Tsk, you were born to complain about stars in Yinfu, and it's your responsibility to complain about it." The man named Yinjiang scratched Head, reached out and tapped the lens on Ah Ba's frame, with an expression of "there is only one truth!!".

"Nani!!! New Baji, are you a spitting star? Fuck you are a celestial being. I have been with you for so long and I don't even know Alu. You cheated my feelings!!! Hurry up Compensate me with vinegar kelp!!! How much vinegar kelp are you going to use to please me? How much! Three? Is it really three?" The Chinese girl rushed in front of Ah Ba, snarling poorly and taking turns to fight against the vinegar kelp. The obsession made the mud horse on the beach next to Mahler far behind.

At the corner of the street more than ten meters away, I silently watched the interaction of these three people, my heart was bleeding, why?Why didn't you click the lens on my nose? !Shimura Shinpachi, you and my silver-san are too ambiguous, do you understand?Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!What are you doing!Let me go!Only I can touch Yinsang's hand! ! ! ! !

And Kagura, you wretched woman, it's fine to put booger on Shimura Shinpachi's body, but you still put it on Yinsang, I'll fuck you, get off Yinsang's back for me! ! ! ! ! ! !

"Hey Niwa, what are you looking at, ah... I know you value your fruit stand and are afraid of being stolen by thieves, but you don't need to be so close to watch." My God, who was staring at someone, was instantly frightened back. Hearing his words, I felt very inexplicable, the fruit stand... subconsciously looked at Yinsangna again, and suddenly found that behind them was my fruit stand.

That's right!It's now! !Get up close and personal with Yinsang! ! ! !As the prince of the fruit stand, he passed by Yinsang at close range! ! !After thinking about it, I started to act, carefully tidied up my appearance, and walked towards the three people in Wanshiwu with stiff steps.

"Nani??!!! I have commissioned you, why didn't you say it earlier, you can only complain about glasses!!" The silver-haired man across the street yelled, slapping his eyes with his palm, "Bastard who is the glasses? , don’t give me this inexplicable setting!!” Several people yelled loudly, and walked away quickly...Your sister, you missed the opportunity to contact Yinsang again.

I like a man, of course I am also a man, the man I like... is useless, a failure.As for why my sexual orientation is so distorted, the reason is all from my family.My family is a single-parent family. My father died young (hey!), and my sister and I were brought up by my mother.

My mother is normal, that’s for sure, but my sister is a standard rotten girl. Her room at home is full of various erotic magazines. My sister is five years older than me. When she was 11 years old, she was raped by a bad friend. She led me astray as a rotten girl, and since then, she has started to poison me when I was only six years old...

She is a rotten girl, so I don't care about it, and I can bear it if she hurts me, but I really can't flatter her unique hobbies—the uncle's accusation, she has brainwashed me since I was six years old, how is the uncle? How cute, how loving, mature and sexy all in one; handsome princes are used to watch and drool, and uncles are really used to marry, I despise this endlessly.

I remember that my sister was 24 years old and I was 19 years old. Because my mother was beaten for no reason at home, we were forced to take the only savings in the family to entrust Wanshiwu to investigate the matter.At that time, Manshiwu had been in business for four years, and we heard that Manshiwu had a good reputation, so we decided to bet our family savings on the character of the owner of Manshiwu.

The boss of Master House is a man in his 20s but extremely uncle. He is sloppy, dirty, lazy, and incompetent. My sister and I twisted the black line. For the sake of our mother, we had to accompany him to do things like nonsense and investigate. But she was completely disappointed with this man, knowing that she had lost the bet.

But the result was so fucking unexpected. The mysterious person who hit his mother came to the door by himself. The dozen or so people he brought with him were all arrogant. The first thing he said was to collect debts. Fuck, this setting is too bloody. the author.My sister and I are only two people, and we are not the opponents of these people, and the savings of the family are not even one-tenth of the debt, and then the boss of Master House——Sakata Gintoki just came to the door at this time, okay Right~ One more person will accompany our siblings to die ==

"Ahahahaha, good afternoon, big brothers~ Is there anything I can do for you?" Sakata Gintoki immediately turned against him when he saw something was wrong, rubbing his palms and legs, nodding and bowing to the debt collector, oh fack this Shit, it's really my fault to count on you: "You want money? Go and lick your mother's ass, you bastards——!!!" I picked up the broom next to me and pointed at the man in front of me, roaring angrily.

The man was taken aback when he heard my words, and then raised his palms to beat me up. I saw the frightened hands clasping their heads, squatting on the ground, and the broom fell down. After a few seconds, the man's hands did not fall. I was wondering, slowly raised my head, and saw Sakata Yinshi standing in front of me, holding the man's elbow: "Hey, hey, classmate, didn't your mother teach you what is polite? It's not good to hit someone Oh~!!" After speaking, he raised his foot and kicked the man's belly button hard.

Seeing the boss being beaten, the big and tall guys behind the man raised their fists to greet Sakata Yinshi, who didn't know that he pulled out the small wooden knife from his waist, and swiped the group of people with two swipes. It was settled, my sister and I watched the big and tall guys covering their bodies and howling on the ground, we were stunned, Emma, ​​what's going on? !

When I looked at Sakata Yin dumbfounded, he was standing in front of me against the light, the wooden knife had been inserted back into his waist, his face was stern, his hair that usually looked silly was fluttering slightly at this time, and his whole body Exuding compelling pressure, flamboyant and sexy, I suddenly understood the maturity and charm of the uncle that my sister used to say, and then my heart began to beat restlessly.

"Hey boy, you are blushing, are you constipated?" I turned a deaf ear to his words, and all the focus was on his face, his chest was like a tampered (?!) electrocardiogram, drawing a beating love heart, bombing in turn Looking at me... "You, do you have a boyfriend?" After the words came out, I realized what I was talking about. It was too late to save me. I was immersed in regret, Sakata Gintoki was immersed in panic, sister Drooling in the ambiguous atmosphere between me and someone...

I fell in love with him, I fell in love with him, I fell in love with him, this realization made me depressed for a whole month, I was my sister's apprentice, I was successfully brainwashed by her, and then I was out of control Fell in love with an uncle who is six or seven years older than me and is also a man. Fuck, this liking has lasted for three years now.

Once the child is in love, don’t try to hide it from the mother. The mother is great, she is a magician, and she knows everything, so my mother asked me to talk...Let’s not talk about the child’s sexual orientation, let’s talk about it first Eyesight problem, uncle or something, I don’t mind really [Ah, that can only mean that you were also brainwashed by your sister, my dear mother ← someone’s voice + complaints].

Whether that person can support you alone is the primary problem [Hey mom, I haven’t planned to marry yet, are you thinking too long-term? Let me say ← still someone’s voice + complaints], I will take you to see a doctor Is it better [Are you turning a corner and saying that you are blind?Then I'll poke my head in both eyes, my dear mother! ! ! ← Or someone’s voice + Tucao】?

Ah, but you don't have to give up just because of my mother's opinion. The person you like must still have advantages. Although it is a very useless MADAO, you must open your heart to understand it! !I support you【Ouch, I'm going, you're talking about feelings for so long, is it to make me boldly chase after him?Yeah?Yeah! ←Continuing someone's voice+Tucao】——! ! ! !

So because of my mother's approval and support, I started my fearless... secret love == Don't expect me to dare to let go of the courage to chase after that guy. I am a very useless person. From school to work, my The report card, work efficiency and popularity can tell the extent of my uselessness.

Today, three years later, I am still in a secret love that I can't see the light and the future, please despise me as much as you want! !I'm a pervert who feels pleasure when I'm abused...Actually, I used to be quite normal, really, but ever since I found out that Sakata Gintoki's hidden attribute has S, I've been imagining the scenes where he S me, so I thought from the bottom of my heart I'm starting to pervert, please continue to despise me to your heart's content! ! !

———————————————Thinking back to the end———————————————

After three years of long-term "war of resistance", my sister was completely disappointed in me, and she no longer expected me to take the initiative to attack, so she could only flirt, and set an exciting goal for me in sorrow - I am a person who wants to be The man who went to the proprietress of Master House! ! ! (Ah, this is a sick sentence, right?)

For this goal, it is good to just look at it, and it is very difficult to actually act, let alone my cowardly mind.Resigned to my fate, I picked up a stack of papers beside me, and started my work - distributing leaflets.

Distributing leaflets at a street center station is a technical job, especially in Kabukicho, where the flow of people is mixed and the law and order are not good. If you accidentally make a small mistake, you may attract the attention of gangsters. Who is the bastard called Kabukicho? There are not many other things, but there are so many of them

"Please take a look!! There is a new sundae, as long as you spend more than 2000 yuan, you may win the prize of the top strawberry sundae~!!! So you [beep--] who are useless and doing nothing, hurry up Come in for me, hello!!!" Handing out the flyer in my hand, I looked gloomy and called out impatiently, it's been a damn morning, and no one has paid attention to me, is it because my sense of existence is too low, or because I am just too tall? Very problematic?

At this moment, a big hand took over the leaflet in my hand and looked at it. This action made me feel satisfied immediately, and I looked at the man happily: "...return the leaflet to me." The man looked at the head and hands of the leaflet After a while, he raised his head and looked at me expressionlessly: "I said Niwa-kun~ are you looking down on me? I can still afford a mere strawberry sundae~" No, just your poor wallet, You can't afford it, thinking this way in your heart, without hesitation, you withdrew the flyer from the hand of the man - Sakata Gintoki.

"Go back and drink your strawberry milk, poor uncle." I looked at him with contempt in my eyes, and I deeply suppressed the shock and excitement when I saw him and the unspeakable shyness in my heart, "...don't you I thought you had facial nerve necrosis and I would sympathize with you, bastard, you should have the determination and perseverance to face it alone when you have hair growing on your lower body, you damn facial paralysis, take back your words that despise me, I will beat you, really beat you."

He waved his arms and twisted his face, expressing all his displeasure towards me. I sighed and put down the flyer in my hand, walked in and he stood silently for a few seconds, then unceremoniously faced his leaflet. The poor face swung his fist away, "Awww!!!!!!!" Sakata Yinshi fell to the ground in response, covered his face and wailed: "I can't see people anymore, I was disfigured by you, hurry up and pay for my medical expenses And mental damage fee, facial paralysis!!!”

My swarthy eyes flicked to the man lying on the ground twisting his ass, and kicked his ass; "Uncle, you have used this trick N times, and all your savings have been used to play with Brother Paqing... … Put away your 'grateful' face, uncle, it's too disgusting, uncle, are you trying to vomit me to death, uncle?"

"You are enough!! One mouthful and one uncle, you are really enough!!! Yinsang, I am only in my 20s!! There are still two or three years before I turn 20, right?! You can’t afford to hurt Uncle’s people, you bastard!!!” I calmly listened to his roar, and looked at him quietly for two or three seconds, after all, I couldn’t match the pain in my heart: "...you are enough, It’s okay if I invite you to eat a sundae to make amends, uncle.”

...Hey author, this is Yin fucking, what do you think when you use the word "distressed" in Yin fucking?Do you want to be dzi beaded? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! !

I was only concerned with complaining about the author, and didn't pay attention to the complex and imperceptible emotions in Sakata Gintoki's red eyes that were hidden in my palm after listening to my words...

【To be continued...】