Be good, stop making trouble [entertainment circle]

Chapter 1 Express Train



Chapter 1 Express Train

When a person is unlucky, drinking cold water is disgusting.

As soon as Yu Xing's fever subsided, his mind was so muddy that he didn't even bother to open his eyes.He was lying on the bed with his eyelids slightly raised, and he could directly see the tall and tall strangers busy in the living room from the door.

This person was named Su Cheng, and he had known him for less than 24 hours.

A well-known agent brought home the little fresh meat he had just met, and in such a special time, it might be a hot search.He had already thought of the title of the draft—"Abandoned by Xing Yilan, Yu Xing came out of the closet after being hit too hard"—and it had to be bought by his company's PR team.

A sense of absurdity suddenly arose in his heart, he closed his eyes tightly, turned over and went back to sleep.

Yu Xing was on a business trip to talk about Xing Yilan's endorsement.It was already three or four o'clock in the morning after the cups and cups were exchanged.After he sent several collaborators who were drinking unconscious and speaking dialect one by one to the beauty car, a hot search push suddenly popped up on his mobile phone: "A popular little flower with the surname X was found pregnant!"

Yu Xing casually clicked in, his head buzzed, and he woke up from the alcohol.

It was revealed that there was a stone hammer, and it was Xing Yilan.

——As Xing Xiaohua's manager, he is in trouble.

And as Xing Yilan's boyfriend, he is now the first to be praised as a "national green hat".

"Another piece of news: Xing Yilan and her agent, Mr. Y, have been dating for several years. When Xing Xiaohua had her pregnancy check-up, Mr. Y was talking to her about luxury endorsements in a certain city in the southwest."

Yu Xing immediately contacted the public relations department, but the company called him on his mobile phone first: the endorsement is suspended, please return quickly.Beware of the paparazzi, your photo has also been picked up.

He wanted to make a phone call with Xing Yilan, but all of Xing Xiaohua's mobile numbers were turned off.

Unable to buy an air ticket for the day, Yu Xing contacted Shao Xiaowu who was filming nearby to find a way.My buddy for so many years, Shao Xiaowu is quite interesting. He ran over from the set before dawn, and brought two... hard bed tickets with the prefix Z.

The direct train takes about [-] hours, Yu Xing: "..."

This ticket seems to have opened up a strange and different dimension, and the bad luck that Yu Xing has accumulated for so many years comes in an instant.

First of all, he criticized the comments all morning, and he didn't even have time to eat breakfast; he was afraid of being blocked by reporters, so he rushed to the wrong square to catch the train, and was almost late and couldn't get into the platform; he bought a bucket of braised beef noodles to fill his stomach, and ate Diarrhea started...

After running to the toilet about ten times in an hour, when Yu Xing came out with the help of the wall, he heard Shao Xiaowu talking on the phone: "If you need anything, you can talk to Brother Xing, Brother Xing will definitely do it! Brother Xing, I don't talk too much. He can't settle things..."

"... Hurry up and shut up, you," Yu Xing threw an orange at him, "Okay, follow me to read, drink up, okay, remember?"

Shao Xiaowu covered the microphone, poked his head out, and condemned: "Brother Xing, you have no sense of humor."

The train was swaying, Yu Xing was dizzy, and sat down on the bed: "You are a humorous bacteria."

"Okay, I take back what I just said, this joke is so cold!" Shao Xiaowu bent over and squeezed into the middle bunk opposite, exaggeratedly shaking goose bumps, and then said on the phone: "I said you have to answer the phone." This reality show? With such a good voice, why can’t you sing better than fuck|people? I’ll contact you... huh? You don’t think it’s profitable to make records?...Damn! Hello? Hello? Where’s the person? There’s no sound?”

This kid has been mispronouncing words for ten years.Yu Xing was usually too lazy to talk to him, but today he sounded awkward. He felt that he was not in the right state, so he turned over and faced the carriage, lying down and resting his eyes with his eyes closed.

There are many tunnels in the mountainous area, the train wanders into the passing station, and the mobile phone is connected to the Internet.Xing Yilan sent a WeChat message: Brother Yu, help me one last time.

Yu Xing read this line of words many times, and finally replied with one word: "Okay."

Shao Xiaowu gave up the call and took the time to check Weibo. He didn't notice the movement here, otherwise he would be fuming with anger.

Xing Yilan, a popular little flower, the former leader of the Jade Girl, is loved by all nerds except Shao Xiaowu.

Yu Xing fell in love with this girl at first sight when he was in school, and pursued her with all his youthful romance.He will go to the female dormitory area on Thursday to play and sing "Jasmine Flower" all day long. From the original version to countless versions adapted by himself, each time has a different style and is never repeated. Foreign students come to watch the romance of Chinese men after hearing the news. ; while his brothers stayed behind closed doors, pretending they didn't know anything - Yu Xing was bound to face failure, and they had to recharge their batteries so they could drink with him all night.

After returning to China, Xing Yilan debuted, and Yu Xing became a manager.Ms. Xing has been on the [-]th line for a few years, and she barely knows her face in front of the audience, but classmate Yu has single-handedly promoted several small stars and become well-known managers.Just at this time, Xing Yilan was packaged and stuffed by the company to Yu Xing on the grounds of concealing her relationship.

It was only then that Yu Xing knew that he had caught up with the goddess, and had fun for three days and three nights, and lived a perfect life of chatting with the goddess under the quilt every day—until nine hours ago, he was told the news of his breakup.

Shao Xiaowu always scolded him in the past as a nice guy, and sooner or later he would become a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.Yu Xing thinks otherwise, he likes Xing Yilan because of his own will, and if one day this relationship fails to enter the grave of marriage and be exposed to the wilderness, he deserves it.There is nothing wrong with talking about love.

But when things came to an end, he felt that it was indeed not easy.

Xing Yilan has a child, and she should get married soon, to the rich businessman in the photo who drives a luxury car.Regardless of the destination, he actually felt that he was delaying others.

"Xiao Wu, I want to debut in acting." Yu Xing said casually.

Shao Xiaowu was so excited that a carp bumped his head, screaming and rubbing his forehead: "What! Brother Xing, are you thinking about it?!"

He has known Yu Xing for more than ten years and knows this person too well.Graduated from the Department of Formal Acting, has accumulated many contacts in the entertainment industry for many years, and looks crushed by a bunch of fresh meat without make-up high-definition pictures. Although 27 years old is a bit old, he has also honed his temperament. These years You should also know how to manage yourself... It's really interesting to make a debut while taking advantage of the topic.

When he decided to become a manager, many of his classmates lamented that they were reckless, and Shao Xiaowu often persuaded him over the years.

Yu Xing raised his eyebrows, raised his head and looked at him: "You believe it."

Shao Xiaowu: "..."

Shao Xiaowu sighed: "That's fine, that woman is not worth your impulsiveness."

Probably because he was in a bad mood and made a nonsense nonsense nonsense joke, Yu Xing actually felt a little more relaxed.

He turned on the phone screen and glanced at it, but Xing Yilan didn't reply to the message.

The train stopped and stopped. When passing a certain platform, a young man with excellent figure rushed up before driving. He was tall and had long legs. He looked skinny when he was dressed and undressed. Yu Xing read more based on his professional habits. Eye.

The moment the eyes of the two met, the young man's eyes instantly became extremely eager. He was just about to say hello to see if he was an acquaintance, but his stomach suddenly started to roll, so he could only rush into the bathroom quickly.

This time he squatted enough, and when he returned to the berth with the help of the wall, he saw the buddy sitting on his bed just now, talking happily with Shao Xiaowu.

"Brother Xing!" Shao Xiaowu waved his hands excitedly when he saw him, and explained to the young man, "This is Brother Xing, Hang, a well-known manager! Have you ever heard of TIU? ! Can you tell the difference between (xing) and (hang)? They are both one word, read according to your mood..."

Yu Xing just wanted to lie on the bed and rest. When he got closer, he realized that the young man looked tall, but he was actually young. He looked about eighteen or nineteen years old, with sharp edges and corners on his face. He was not Chinese, but he had delicate features. .

It's not easy for foreign friends to push people away. At least he wanted to show his tolerance, so he had to sit on the stool at the foot of the bed and greet him: "Hi, I'm Yu Xing."

Then he deeply condemned Shao Xiaoxiao for being illiterate: "Get out, are you so misleading?"

"Polyphonic characters, I can understand them!" The foreign friend's eyes lit up when he saw Yu Xing, and he said in standard Mandarin, "My name is Su Cheng, and I inherit the traditional culture. I like you very much." The name...you look a lot like someone I know!"

Yu Xing held his stomach and reluctantly shook hands with him: "Really, fate, the young man can speak Chinese quite well."

"Of course, I am Chinese!" Su Cheng replied proudly, "I am of mixed race, and I have been learning Chinese since I was a child. No one of my elementary school classmates can speak Chinese better than me."

"Yo," Yu Xing became a little interested in him. From a professional point of view, this kid obviously has the qualifications to debut, and he is quite interesting. He doesn't have the hobby of grabbing people to sign contracts all over the street, just chatting casually. "It's amazing, where did you go to elementary school?"

"San Francisco!" Su Cheng moved towards Yu Xing, and found a photo on his phone, "Look, it's this building, room No.12 on the third floor."

Shao Xiaowu: "... Dude, compare yourself with American kids."

Su Cheng was a little embarrassed, but still refused to admit defeat: "As my name suggests, I can learn things quickly, and I can do it quickly. Compared with Chinese children, I will definitely not be inferior."

Yu Xing comforted him: "Well, if you stay in China for a few more days, you will definitely be better than the Chinese kids. Come on, don't worry about that kid above."

"But I have been back to my motherland for several months," Su Cheng suddenly realized something was wrong, "Hey! I am already so old, how can I compare with children!"

Shao Xiaowu let out a burst of earth-shattering laughter: "Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Dude, your Chinese is quite good, you can hear it all!!"

Su Cheng expressed his anger: "I'm not a fool!"

Yu Xing couldn't help laughing, but he didn't laugh enough, his stomach growled again, and he rushed back to the bathroom with a [-]-meter sprint.

When he came out with the help of the wall again, Shao Xiaowu and Su Cheng had already chatted happily with Master Kang|Master side by side.

Su Cheng complained: "...I am like a child at this age, not good at all."

Shao Xiaowu laughed loudly: "You will know when you become an old cucumber like us! The little girl likes little wolf dogs....Hey Brother Xing!"

Su Cheng turned his head, gave Yu Xing a thumbs up and praised: "Although I grew up abroad, I have a Chinese stomach! Instant noodles taste so good!"

"Be careful, are you buying counterfeit money..." Yu Xing weakly supported the wall, "I almost live in the toilet."

After finishing speaking, the train jolted, and he couldn't stand still, and fell forward hard.With sharp eyes and quick hands, Su Cheng stopped him and pulled him into his arms.

Although it was saved from falling and eating dog shit, it was not much better.Yu Xing was hugged tightly by Su Cheng, his eyes flashed for a while, and then he had the premonition of unconsciousness.

He didn't get up for a long time, and his ears were buzzing. Shao Xiaowu was probably talking about something, and he heard the middle part: "... Fuck! Did that bitch Xing Yilan say something! I|fuck His uncle! She is a girl in the park where a hundred flowers are blooming and colorful, so I owe|fuck (grass)? Wait for me to come back..."

Cursing is a must, Yu Xing wants to laugh when he hears it, but he really doesn't have the energy to laugh.The angry scolding sound became more and more hazy, and he faintly heard Su Cheng say, "Brother Xing's body is very hot, is he sick?", and then he was put on a hard bed.

Someone stuffed a thermometer under his armpit, and it was pulled out after a while: "38 degrees six."

In the confusion of consciousness, Yu Xing thought to himself: "The same two characters are Xingge, Su Cheng's name is much better than Shao Xiaowu's, and the Chinese is still fluent."

It's a pity that Shao Xiaowu took him away, and I don't know if he can get back.

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Friendly reminder from the front row: This attack is very deceptive, very deceptive, very deceptive! Chapter 26 is the boundary, the front is easy to fall in love, and then the true shape is revealed (hey)


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