dhibooks Chapter 27 Word Games Using j and b
Chapter 27 Word Games Using j and b
Lin Xiaozhu knew that Lao Gong was very busy, so he had long accepted the fact that Lao Gong could not be there.
But deep down in his heart, he was still looking forward to it.Compared to watching the edited video, he hopes that Lao Gong can see him on the stage.
Seeing a certain bamboo shoot, Feng Jingbo was going crazy with joy, the corners of his lips raised unconsciously.He raised his hand and, like the rest of the audience, waved it lightly.
The chief director of the program, who was watching closely and coordinating the overall situation in the backstage monitoring room, had seen Feng Jingbo before. Seeing this move, he couldn't help but gasped.
"Camera operator, there is a very handsome male audience member in the first row. He is a big shot, and he doesn't like the show, so don't shoot him." The chief director pondered for a while, and asked the editor for a few more instructions.
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On the stage, with Sun Yuanfeng as the core, he was naturally the first person to speak.
In order to eliminate dissidents, he used the makeup artist to make troubles, which is disgusting.But he's not stupid, he's a trash behind people, but he's pretending to be human in front of people.
His witty and funny words made the audience laugh, and quickly mobilized the atmosphere of the scene.I have to say that although he is not good enough, his business ability is still good.
The male host was joking and introducing sales to the audience.
"Xingyao Entertainment has really spent a lot of money this time. These 12 little brothers will bring you very good songs. Welcome everyone to log on to the XX website to listen to songs and vote, and call for the little brothers~"
The hostess asked: "You just said that you spent a lot of money, so how is the song production this time different from the past?"
"You're right on the point. In order to produce the best songs, Shining Star Entertainment also sent Master Lin Fei Yulin to be in charge of the guidance. And today, we also invited him to the scene." The male host raised his hand and said to Looking at the center of the stage, "Welcome Master Lin!"
Lin Feiyu became famous at a young age and has many fans.Even if you're not a fan of him, you've heard his songs.
As soon as he appeared on the stage, he immediately caused a sensation. That battle was much more sensational than when 12 singers came on stage.
Lin Feiyu walked over step by step and greeted everyone.
The 12 singers bowed to say hello one after another.
So... Lin Feiyu looked at the delicate and lovely president's wife, bowed slightly like everyone else, and shouted respectfully: "Hello, Master Lin."
Lin Feiyu: "..."
No, dare not be.
"Hi everyone." Lin Feiyu smiled, turned his gaze to the auditorium, and saw a familiar figure with sharp eyes.
Some time ago, he ran to the other party's house every day to make up lessons for the other party's little wife.This face, he will never forget it!
Being stared at by the boss at work is so, so sour...
When everyone is gathered, the host chats with them.Lin Xiaozhu's songs have been very popular recently, so they are naturally the focus of attention.
"Xiaozhu, I heard that your song is on the monthly chart, it's amazing, congratulations."
"Thank you." Lin Xiaozhu was a little nervous, his hands were holding the microphone tightly, and his palms were sweating.
The hostess smiled: "Xiaozhu is really cute... Let's move on to the next session, the audience's questioning session. The first one is to ask Xiaozhu's questions."
"Okay, I will answer seriously." Lin Xiaozhu was extremely stiff.
"Oh, don't be nervous, we won't eat you again."
"...Mmm." Lin Xiaozhu's ears turned red, and her deer-like eyes were moist and bright, but with a trace of uneasiness and restraint.
This cute and pitiful appearance makes people just want to bully him to death!
"Ah, it's so cute!"
"His name is Lin Xiaozhu, right? I want to fan him!"
"So soft, I really want to take it home!"
The audience in the audience whispered to each other, constantly editing questions.
"Okay, let's see what question I won? Oh, this question..." The hostess made a surprised expression.
Lin Xiaozhu was frightened out of his wits: "Ask, how about the question?"
"This question from the enthusiastic audience is a bit difficult." The hostess smirked.
Lin Xiaozhu became even more frightened. He glanced at the auditorium and saw the person who was silently smiling and encouraging him.For a moment, Lin Xiaozhu felt her heart settle down.
He took a deep breath and collected himself: "You ask."
Seeing that Lin Xiaozhu had adjusted her posture, the hostess smiled even more treacherously: "The audience asked, Xiaozhu, what is the dirtiest thing you have seen before?"
"The dirtiest, dirtiest..." Lin Xiaozhu couldn't even speak fluently, stuttering.
The audience roared with laughter.
It's so fun to bully cuties and stuff!
"Can't you change the question?" Lin Xiaozhu held the microphone tightly and looked at the hostess steadily, "Sister Lin, I heard that you are a good person before I came here."
You are a good person……
For a moment, the audience in the audience laughed even louder.
Feng Jingbo couldn't hold back either, he laughed out loud.
His silly bamboo shoots, how could they be so cute?
"Hehe. You said I'm a good person, and you still want to change the title?" The hostess pretended to be annoyed, "Besides, the program rules can't change the title."
"Okay." Lin Xiaozhu pursed her lips and thought seriously, "Before..."
Whether it was on or off the stage, everyone's ears were pricked up.Some viewers who played with their mobile phones uncontrollably put down their mobile phones and listened attentively.
"Someone gave me a rose before, and the flower is the genitals of a plant. He was the first person to hint at me like this nakedly. What's the difference between this and taking off his pants? It's reserved."
As soon as Lin Xiaozhu said this, everyone on and off the stage burst into laughter.
Only Feng Jingbo, who was sitting in the middle of the first row, had the corners of his mouth twitching, unable to smile.
Everyone was still immersed in the atmosphere of joking, only Lin Feiyu realized something, and secretly glanced in Feng Jingbo's direction.
Good guy, judging by his face, he is definitely the one who gave the roses!
Lin Feiyu swallowed, feeling a chill on his neck.What to do if you know the boss's secret, suicide and apology?
The female supporter asked: "Then what happened after that?"
"After that, he never sent me roses again." Lin Xiaozhu said seriously.
Feng Jingbo smiled slightly.
Xiaozhu, that is not the last time I send you roses, I promise.
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After the small talk session, it's the game session.
This game is a pinyin game.
The screen randomly generates two initials, and the actors use these initials to create words.The game is over until someone can't make up a word.
"Okay, let's look at the first question."
As soon as the host's voice fell, the initials on the screen quickly scrolled.After the scroll speed reached a certain value, the rotation speed decreased, and finally it was fixed into two letters: j and b.
Feng Jingbo looked at the two big lala initials on the stage, and felt that his eyes were extremely hot.
Low, vulgar!Teach his bamboo shoots to fail!
When Lin Feiyu saw it, his eyes almost popped out.He quietly glanced down the stage.
I saw Feng Jingbo's face was dark and sinking like water, and he was on the verge of fury.
Lin Feiyu glanced at Lin Xiaozhu again, what a disastrous concubine!
A certain demon concubine didn't have time to pay attention to Lao Gong's expression. He wrung his fingers and thought hard.
What are the words for j and b?
"Shoulder!"
"script"
"pace"
"..."
In a blink of an eye, everyone in the game said two or three words, and it was Lin Xiaozhu's turn again.
Lin Xiaozhu held back for a long time, but couldn't hold back a word.
The host smiled: "I allow you to play a yellow accent. When it is broadcast on TV, our program team will also help you code the sound very intimately."
The audience in the audience also booed. It's quite interesting to see the star embarrassed, especially the other party is still a shy and innocent cutie.
Feng Jingbo's face was already dark, and he was holding the phone tightly with his hand.If it weren't for the fear that Lin Xiaozhu's hard work in recording the show would go to waste, he would have wanted to make a report call.
Trash show!
"Ah! I thought of it." Lin Xiaozhu slapped his thigh, his eyes lit up suddenly.
"Jingbo!"
Both the host and the audience were stunned: "What?"
After all, it was recorded live without subtitles, so no one could guess what was going on.
"Feng Jingbo's Jingbo." Lin Xiaozhu was confident.
Hu Fuguang smiled: "The name of the boss, it can't be counted."
"It doesn't count." Lin Xiaozhu's head drooped instantly, "Okay, I admit defeat."
Under the stage, Feng Jingbo's face turned pale, and the curvature of the corners of his lips gradually widened.
Play a game and report Lao Gong's name, why is this bamboo shoot so, so cute?
There's a penalty for losing a game on this show: drink lemonade.
Lin Xiaozhu picked up the big glass of lemonade and stared at it for a while: "This thing doesn't taste good at first sight."
However, he was still willing to admit defeat, holding the water glass, and took a sip slowly.In an instant, Lin Xiaozhu frowned, and her delicate face was distorted.
The audience laughed out loud, but Feng Jingbo's heart twitched.
He frowned, took out his phone, and opened the text message.
[Buy some sweets. 】
On the stage, Lin Xiaozhu just took a sip, and already wanted to run away.Looking at the terrible lemonade, he gritted his teeth and drank it "gudong gudong".
Early death, early super life!
Big deal, big deal, I'll let Lao Gong carry me to wash my stomach tonight, once raw and once cooked, QAQ!
After drinking the lemonade, Lin Xiaozhu returned to the team.
After that, he played two more rounds of the game.Many celebrities' cultural level is not very high, and they are no different from Lin Xiaozhu.In the next two rounds, other people overturned their cars, and he made it to the end safely without hanging up again.
"After the advertisement, we will usher in the next round of games, so stay tuned..."
The stage needs to be rearranged, and Lin Xiaozhu and the others can finally rest for a while.
The audience got up one after another to go to the bathroom, but Feng Jingbo went upstairs without a sound, and came to an empty stairwell.
【Xiaozhu, I'm waiting for you in the escape stairwell at the junction of the second and third floors. 】
Lin Xiaozhu greeted Liu Feng, and then sneaked out of the program recording backstage.
There is a door on the escape staircase, which is usually not locked.However, most people will choose to take the elevator.Lin Xiaozhu opened the door and went upstairs with ease.
"Old Gong~"
Lin Xiaozhu threw herself into Feng Jingbo's arms.
"Good boy." Feng Jingbo skillfully took out a box of milk from his pocket, "You probably had a bad taste in your mouth when you drank lemonade just now, it's better to eat something sweet."
He was just used to bringing milk to Lin Xiaozhu, but he didn't expect it to come in handy.
Lin Xiaozhu's eyes lit up, as if seeing some savior.He hugged the milk and sipped it.
Feng Jingbo was about to say something when the phone in his pocket vibrated.
"You wait for me here for a while, I'll be right back."
"Okay." Lin Xiaozhu sat down on the steps, drank milk, and waited quietly.
Not long after, he saw Feng Jingbo coming back with a plastic bag, which he asked his assistant to buy.
There are colorful plastic bags, chocolates, fruit stands, puddings and so on.Without exception, all sweet.
Lin Xiaozhu hugged the plastic bag, and stared round with a pair of deer-like eyes: "Old Gong, are you the Jingdong cat?"
"Well. I am the Jingdong cat who only fulfills your wishes."
The author has something to say: When I saw the title, I thought it was crooked, and I automatically faced the wall...
Lin Xiaozhu: "After much deliberation, I thought of Lao Gong."
Feng Jingbo withdrew his reporting hand: "What a good question."