B-level director

Chapter 40



Chapter 40

Smoke and dust rose everywhere, and the two Mexicans escaped in embarrassment, covered in blood and internal organs, covering their faces, howling in pain.Even the Mexicans, who have experienced many battles, were also shocked by this scene.Who would have thought there would be a bomb in a place like this? !Moreover, the two companions have always been tough, even if they were shot, they would not cry, how injured were they?

Over there, Cheng Tianlu and Brother Qi were not calm anymore. The explosive power was much stronger than they expected, and the door was already closed. They immediately opened the nearby windows to let the smoke disperse, so as not to suffocate everyone together.

The priest ran over while coughing, and grabbed Qi Geer, "What trick are you playing! Where is that woman?" At this point, he was still thinking about Tong Yiru.

At this time, the door opened, and a strange face walked in, seeing what looked like a terrorist attack, and instantly petrified. "Fuck! Is CS playing here?"

"Dayong, run away!" Cheng Tianlu shouted.

"Dayong? Why would there be a character outside the script running in?!" Brother Qi was calm at first, but now he can't control the situation anymore.The war was chaotic, the script was completely messed up, and the man named Dayong lived up to his name, not only did not run away, but he fumbled to turn on the light.

As soon as the lights come on, the magic of the movie disappears.

Dayong pressed the switch twice, but the light didn't turn on.The power supply has failed again and may have been completely destroyed by the explosion.Brother Qi breathed a sigh of relief, and asked Cheng Tianlu, "Who is this trick?"

"Dayong is the editor-in-chief of our agency and a big fan of the "Diamond Sutra". He must have opened the Buddhist scriptures. He probably came back in the morning to catch up on the draft, went out to buy breakfast, and came back, only to find that the editing room was blown up."

"Then let's continue."

"Continue to fart, how do you explain that you came back from the dead."

"There is no need to explain. Many films are like this, and the audience will treat it as if they can't see it."

Cheng Tianlu was speechless.Looking around, the surroundings were in chaos, the two Mexicans were crying and howling in pain, and the priest and his accomplices searched for Tong Yiru angrily, completely ignoring the major loophole of Brother Qi's resurrection.Dayong looked at the riddled office with great interest, and was quite happy to see it.

Is the world crazy?Ah no, I must be crazy, how can a normal person play this game with Brother Qi? !

The rabbit man in the middle moved, moved again, then raised his hand, untied the elastic band around his neck, pulled out the beer bottle on his face, and lifted the rabbit headgear on the top, revealing a beautiful face.There was still some dust and smoke in the air, she coughed twice, with teary eyes.

At this time, the spotlight turned on and shone on her.When everyone turned their eyes to her, she raised her head, her expression completely changed.The room fell silent for an instant.

Brother Qi operated the portable spotlight, and said softly: "Look, if you are really dedicated, you still have to act. It's not the end yet, and the camera can't stop!"

Tong Yiru, the boss in the script, slowly approached the Mexican priest.She is the last demon, and the first "dead," because the dead are the least suspect.Sure enough, the Mexican ignored her shortly after he entered the door, and she was able to make a phone call in the dark, make the alien detector on the ceiling make strange sounds: she was also responsible for remote control of the flashlight in the studio.

Her role is Leopard Girl, but there is no decent makeup here, so Brother Qi said, don't force it, just wear rabbit fur.In the darkness, Tong Yiru's bald head was dazzlingly white, which made his facial features even more brilliant, and his eyes were clear with black water in his mouth.The priest took a step back, gripping the obsidian tightly, his eyes twitching.

Cheng Tianlu was also shocked.Tong Yiru was completely in the play, smiling with a miserable expression.Brother Qi next to him read softly: "I love you, I love you so much, I can give you my heart, do you love me?".Brother Qi had never said "I love you" to him, but at this moment, Tianlu felt his hair stand on end, as if his heart had been pierced by a thin needle. He looked at Brother Qi, and then turned to look at Tong Yiru. .

The two have become one.Brother Qi said Tong Yiru's words, but she just walked quietly, tears rolling down her cheeks silently.

Cheng Tianlu understood the script.Tong Yiru really became a leopard girl, devouring the man she had mated with, and the flame of grief burned in her heart.She was unarmed and dressed in ridiculous rabbit fur, but neither the priest nor the other Mexicans dared move forward.The sun god bestowed her with supernatural power, and she has torn apart the boss of drug lords—a weak woman, and overthrew their drug kingdom by relying on the skin of her body.She's about to destroy everyone here, too.

Cheng Tianlu believed this story for the first time, and was therefore afraid of the progress of the story. "Brother Qi, what's next...?"

Brother Qi said calmly: "The next step is for the actors to play freely. If it doesn't work, let's push the atmosphere."

"Push again?"

"I divided the mercuric acid into two portions. The small portion is placed in the spicy hot pot, and the large portion is placed in the hot and sour hot pot." As he spoke, he did not know where to take out a self-heating hot pot box.

"Fuck!" Cheng Tianlu gasped.Looking at the two howling Mexicans, their heads and faces were covered with duck blood, tripe, goose intestines, tofu and bamboo shoots bursting from the hot pot. The spicy oil tortured their eyes, noses and mouths, and their internal organs were sticky. glued to the wound caused by the explosion.Judging from the contents, this one must be spicy hot pot.

"Stop it! Don't you see how explosive the mercury fulminate is? A large portion explodes, and we're all cooked in one pot."

"This is our only weapon. If we don't blow them away, they will kill us."

There is no doubt about this.Mercury fulminate will explode when heated. Before that, they made a device, put mercury fulminate in a self-heating hot pot, put the hot pot under the coffee machine, and use a mobile phone to remotely control the coffee machine to discharge water.When the hot pot meets water, it will heat up and detonate mercury fulminate.At first they thought that these mercury fulminates were just detonators, at most similar to microwave explosions, and they would definitely not scare the Mexicans away, so they used horror scripts to increase their power.Unexpectedly, these explosives are amazingly powerful.

"Now the coffee machine is gone, and the electricity is off, what should I do?"

"I'll pour the water."

Cheng Tianlu held Brother Qi tightly and patted him on the head, "Okay, director, you will die for the plot!"

Tong Yiru was getting closer and closer to the priest.Those tough Mexicans were more involved in the show than them, and they remained silent, completely shrouded in the eyes of the leopard girl.She is really possessed. This woman who was naked not long ago, who was so frightened by their knives walking and humiliating her, now has no fear in her eyes, only the cautiousness, coldness and desire of animals .

Tong Yiru put his hands on the priest's face and kissed him on the lips.The priest's face was ashen, and he took a few steps back.Tianlu prayed silently: "Run quickly, priest, you will stop cooking hot pot if you run away."

Just as the priest was hesitating, footsteps sounded, and several people hurried upstairs.Everyone in the room was distracted by the sound of footsteps, the door was pushed open vigorously, the light of the flashlight shone in, and several tall black figures stepped into the door.Cheng Tianlu took a look and cursed, "It's the FBI, why come here to disrupt the situation at this time!"

The spell disappeared, the priest's face sank, and he kicked Tong Yiru away.

Several American agents were taken aback. The air smelled of gluttony. The people in the room were either disheveled or wearing masks and animal skins. Is this a makeup party?

"There he is! He..." An agent pointed to Tong Yiru who was wearing rabbit fur.

Before he finished speaking, the man's eyes were wide open, his throat made a "hiss, hiss" sound, his eyebrows wrinkled into mountains in pain, and he staggered two steps.There was a small arrow stuck in his ear, and blood trickled down the earlobe.

What a killer!Cheng Tianlu and Qi Ge'er's muscles were tense, and the alarm bell was ringing in their minds.Shocked by the turn of events, the rest of the FBI shielded the wounded and drew their weapons.

Wooden sticks, wolf guards, and a pen.

Cheng Tianlu and Brother Qi yelled: The FBI's equipment is not as good as the security of the community!Brother Qi: "I'm going to pour water to boil the hot pot."

Cheng Tianlu wished he could tie Geer Qi to his body, "Don't be so fucking stupid. The hot pot water is very hot, in case it's too late to run away."

Brother Qi is used to autocracy, this is his set, and only he has the final say, "It's not that fast, read the manual for at least 2 minutes. Can your legs move?"

Cheng Tianlu nodded.Brother Qi: "Go and save Yiru first, run away with your feet, and follow after I finish pouring the water. Now!"

Brother Qi didn't give him time to think about it at all, he put the hot pot on the table and went to get mineral water.There was scuffle everywhere, the Mexicans and the FBI wanted to rob Tong Yiru, the two sides were inseparable, a Mexican came towards him with an obsidian knife.

He sighed secretly, and his legs were already running towards Tong Yiru like arrows.His leg was wounded by a knife, but he couldn't feel any pain at this time. He only had one thing in his mind: to complete the plot of the hero saving the beauty.

He was also fully into the drama, pulling Tong Yiru, bumping away the people blocking him, no matter if they were drug lords or policemen, and went straight out.When he was going down the stairs, he heard Brother Qi shouting in English: "It's about to explode, run!"

There were noisy footsteps behind her, and she didn't know whether she was chasing him and Tong Yiru or running for her life.He couldn't help but look back. Dayong was behind him, and the Mexican blowing arrows was behind him. Qi Geer was nowhere to be seen.

Worry and pain spread from his heart. He had already run out of the gate of the magazine. It was bright outside and the sun rose in the morning.

Suddenly, there was a sharp pain in his back, his heart stopped beating, he staggered and fell to the ground.Tong Yiru shouted: "Be careful!"

The Mexican's second arrow had already flown over. The severe pain paralyzed Cheng Tianlu's hands and feet, but he still struggled and rolled aside.In a blink of an eye, Brother Qi rushed over, carried him on his back without hesitation, and rushed forward.

There is no one on the road and there are no cars. The traffic control for the marathon has not yet ended, and the road is unusually quiet.Qi Ge'er ran all the way with his back on his back, panting.

All day Lu was dizzy from being bumped, and his whole body was in pain, but he didn't know where the injury was.But his brain was finally able to function normally, and when he turned his head, two Mexicans chased after him.

"Put me down!" Cheng Tianlu shouted.At this speed, it won't be long before the Mexicans catch up.

With a bang, the mercury fulminate finally exploded.The Mexican froze for a moment, and hesitated for a while.Brother Qi's legs moved even faster, ignoring the sound of the explosion, let alone listening to Cheng Tianlu's words.

His heart was like a boiling hot pot, and it was about to explode soon.The road was getting heavier and heavier every day, every time Brother Qi took a step, he was strenuously strenuous, and the sweat flowed into his eyes, making his eyes hurt. In the hazy field of vision, there were several people standing in front of him.

He raced through the crowd and made his way back to the marathon track.

The crowd is rioting.The volunteers stared dumbfounded at the two filthy people stacked on top of each other and rushed forward, followed by two savages.It must have attracted spectators at ordinary times, but this is an alien run, and it is not surprising that anyone appears, so the volunteers began to cheer and cheer for them:

"Hurry up buddy, there are less than 3 minutes left."

Cheng Tianlu was in a panic: "Put me down quickly, Brother Qi, you can't run far with your back on your back!" "They're catching up, rely on me, the one who can blow arrows is behind."

Brother Qi just wants Cheng Tianlu to shut up!He couldn't even breathe, so he had no energy left to answer.

Seeing the stone arrow piercing Cheng Tianlu's back just now, his whole body was cold, and his eyes were dim.At this time, running made his body warm up again, no matter what, he must escape from the whole day with his back on his back, even if he died on this road from exhaustion.

There is a big intersection in front of you, with more than a dozen people gathered, and there is a time board with green numbers counting down.

Cheng Tianlu: "Quickly let me down!"

Brother Qi burst out from between his teeth: "Shut up, I won't leave you behind!"

After saying this, he thought that he was going to die soon, and the number on the time board was his number of lives.

05, 04, 03... At the last second, Brother Qi rushed across the road with Tianlu on his back!

The digital version turned red, and a dozen volunteers immediately pulled up the cordon, and the crossing street lights turned green, and the cars waiting on both sides stepped on the accelerator impatiently and drove past.The Mexicans wanted to break through, but were blocked by the roadside by volunteers: "The closing time for this period is up, you can go back by car. You can't go through! This is the city center, and it is strictly controlled.

Not even a second late.Hey, you can't understand Chinese? "

Brother Qi ran to the opposite side, losing all strength.His knees softened, and he fell to the ground with Cheng Tianlu on his back.The world was spinning, and from the gap between the gathered volunteers, he saw the continuous flow of cars, separating the Mexicans on the other side.

His palm was hot, and he didn't need to look to know that it was Cheng Tianlu's hand.But he still turned his head and looked at Cheng Tianlu's face.The two looked at each other, then turned to the sky, holding hands tightly.

The blue sky of the imperial capital stretched before his eyes.Surrounding them was a lot of traffic, the subway entered the station, and people got into the elevators of high-rise buildings like ants.The whole city is flowing again, as usual.

The author says:

A few stalks were fused:

"Kiss of the Spider Woman" is a story about a woman turning into a leopard, written by an Argentine writer, and "transformation" has cultural roots in South America

The indelible cross in "One Hundred Years of Solitude"

"The camera can't stop! The Crappy Crew of

The dead man is the boss is the setting of "Chain Saw"

Mercury fulminate from Breaking Bad

It seems that except for the self-heating hot pot, everything else is copied, haha.

This part of the plot is purely random fiction, the imperial capital is definitely the safest city in the world, absolutely.


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