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Chapter 29 Invasion

Cheng Tianlu and Qi Geer sat on the sofa, one drawing pictures and the other reading a book, and they lived in peace.It's just that no one's thoughts are in front of them, and people around them move their bodies or breathe a little harder, which will disturb their thoughts.

Doorbell rang.Cheng Tianlu almost jumped up from the sofa, the gangsters killed him so quickly?Brother Qi had already walked to the door, and opened the door without asking.

In front of the door stood a smiling Uncle Hai.

Brother Qi and Cheng Tianlu looked at each other in surprise.Uncle Hai was very absent, and patted Cheng Tianlu on the shoulder: "I'm bothering Editor-in-Chief Cheng. I heard Brother Qi said that he lives in your house, so I stopped by to have a look. He's a sloppy person, and he's causing you trouble. Yes. Is there anything I can do for you?"

Cheng Tianlu nodded and shook his head.It is true that Brother Qi caused him trouble, and this trouble made him happy, and it was impossible to solve it happily.But what can Uncle Hai do to help?

He reluctantly let Uncle Hai in, but he saw that Uncle Hai was carrying several shopping bags, including food and beer.He didn't need to give directions from Tiantianlu, he walked directly into the kitchen, and said as he walked, "It's not too late at this time, do you want dinner or supper?"

"Oh no, Uncle Hai, you come to my house to cook?"

Uncle Hai said kindly: "You two are bachelors, if you don't want takeaway, you can use instant noodles. I'll cook you a big meal. I used to be the cook of our county secretary, and everything I cook is delicious. Don't worry, go out."

Cheng Tianlu was kicked out, but sat back on the sofa helplessly.

Brother Qi continued to draw on the tablet as if nothing happened.I can’t read all day long, looking around this small house, the kitchen is inexplicably occupied by Uncle Hai, Qi Ge’er is sitting on the sofa and does not move, and there is Tong Yiru taking a bath in the bathroom, just like a homestay, I feel bothered.

He put down the book and stretched his head to see what Qi Geer was drawing.

He knew it wouldn't be serious stuff.A bikini girl was lying on the sofa, with long breasts and thighs, in a seductive pose.Before the facial features were drawn, Brother Qi painted a big red lip on his snow-white face.

Cheng Tianlu couldn't bear it any longer, and brutally scribbled on his tablet, painting the girl's face black: "Tell your patron father that this is not a place for him to come casually, please get out of here!"

Brother Qi said indifferently: "Uncle Hai cooks delicious food, isn't it good that he takes care of us?"

"He's here to take care of you, not me," Cheng Tianlu changed the subject and couldn't help but say, "Uncle Hai is suave, rich and powerful, cooks delicious food, and is infatuated with you. How nice of you to follow him ?”

"Don't be sour, I'm buddies with him, there's nothing wrong with it."

"I...I'm sour?" Cheng Tianlu almost bit his tongue.Thinking about those words, it was really sour, but Cheng Tianlu couldn't admit it anyway, "He Le Qi, can you be a little empathetic? I bought this house just because I wanted to have my own land without being disturbed." You come here as soon as you say, treat it as if it were your own home, and it is already very righteous for me not to call the police."

"Understood, then I will go with Uncle Hai after dinner."

"Don't!" Cheng Tianlu blurted out without thinking, "Don't go with him. I...I..."

Brother Qi was looking at him, so Tianlu had no choice but to admit defeat: "You can stay as long as you want, you can live here, I... I have no objection, but I don't know Uncle Hai very well, so I have nothing to entertain him, please Don't come to him anymore."

Brother Qi moved his butt and moved closer to Chengtian Road: "Uncle Hai is very easy-going, he doesn't need to be entertained, and he will leave after cooking later, so he won't disturb the two of us."

The two of us... Cheng Tianlu couldn't help feeling sweet in his heart.

Uncle Hai really had two tricks, and within an hour, three dishes and one soup were served.

Four people gathered around the dining table, and Uncle Hai was serving the dishes with a smile on his face while looking at Brother Qi and Tong Yiru.Brother Qi was wearing Chengtianlu's clothes, Tong Yiru was also wearing Chengtianlu's clothes, the two long-sleeved shirts were bought together, they were of different colors, both had a Snoopy pattern on them, at first glance they looked like couples' outfits.

All day long, he had no choice but to stop looking at the two of them and concentrate on looking at the dishes on the table.The crispy beef, green vegetables, and the simple shredded pork soup with pickled mustard are also moist and delicious. As a down-to-earth home-cooked meal, there is really nothing to be picky about.

All day thinking, Uncle Hai's conditions, he is rich and respectable outside, and gentle and virtuous inside, how could he take a fancy to Brother Qi?

He was very curious about Uncle Hai's experience: "Your craftsmanship is really good. You used to be a cook? It's not like that. The county secretary's cook doesn't look like a Harvard graduate." This is naturally a compliment, and I see many people on the road. , I have long felt that Uncle Hai's demeanor and upbringing are learned and imitated hard, so it is so standard and impeccable.

"Hey, didn't you graduate from Harvard? I barely finished high school. By chance, I fell in love with an official. Cooks and drivers are lowly jobs, but if you are close to the master, be quick-witted and diligent, and serve the master well. Resources Don’t worry. I just made the first piece of land by frying beef.”

Cheng Tianrou sincerely admired: "It's really not easy."

Uncle Hai smiled: "It's not easy to say, it's easy to say, it's easy to say, compared to a real professional like you, it's like a dog fly camp."

"It is also a great ability for the Gougouyingying to create such a large industry."

The two flattered each other there, Qi Geer just buried his head in eating, and Tong Yi drank the red wine in silence, barely moving his chopsticks.Uncle Hai poured red wine for her: "This dish is not to your liking, shall I make you something else?"

Tong Yiru smiled socially: "Don't be too busy, I just had dinner with Tianlu."

"Hey, look at my light bulb, you two must be willing to stay quiet for a while," Uncle Hai patted Brother Qi on the back, "Don't you think you are an eyesore, come with me later!"

Cheng Tianlu stopped immediately: "Brother Qi can't leave! Hey, Yiru came here to take refuge, and she was hunted down by gangsters."

When he said this, he felt ashamed and panicked. How could such a gangster chase happen in the orderly imperial capital?But Uncle Hai and Brother Qi both said "Oh" and accepted the plot without any psychological barriers.

Uncle Hai: "This is terrible. Where did the gangsters come from? The police may not be effective in this matter. It's better to find a team of mercenaries."

Brother Qi: "Is it your Mexican friend? The drug trafficking network is connected all over the world. There must be a lot of them here, lurking all over the country..."

Tong Yiru's face turned pale.Cheng Tianlu interrupted him: "That's enough, Brother Qi, do you have common sense? Our country's crackdown on drugs is one of the best in the world, and it has a global network!" Ask him to tell Brother Qi that these drug dealers want to strip Tong Yiru. Now, the script for Brother Qi's next play is ready.

Seeing that Tong Yiru was quite frightened, Brother Qi comforted her and said, "Don't be afraid, the state controls weapons very strictly. It is impossible to hide any guns and bombs in Beijing."

"This is what people say!"

Unexpectedly, Brother Qi continued to say: "Knives, axes, crossbows and other cold weapons are hard to say. But don't worry, we can make anything on the set. Brother He builds an arsenal by himself, and those grandchildren dare to come in , make sure to pack it in a plastic bag and go out."

Hands on the forehead all day long, is there such a comforter?What's worse, he knew that Brother Qi wasn't exaggerating at all. If those drug dealers walked into Brother Qi's territory with their eyes open, there was a high probability that they would be packed in plastic bags and carried away, or in bulk.No one ate much of this meal except Brother Qi.Brother Qi finally put down the bowl and chopsticks: "It's delicious. I'm full, the three of you take your time."

Uncle Hai took the opportunity to say, "Let's go when we're full. It's inconvenient for you to live here, and it's too disturbing to the editor-in-chief teacher."

"No inconvenience, no disturbance at all!"

Brother Qi took a big sip of beer, and echoed Cheng Tianlu: "I live here very well. Also, I haven't figured out this painting yet, let's talk about it after staying for a few days."

Uncle Hai and Chengtian Lu wondered: "What painting?" "What's so strange about this painting?"

Brother Qi pointed to the stolen goods brought back from Duomi's house, "This one."

Uncle Hai looked at it without blinking his eyes, "This painting, like the 2000 million painting at the Director's Commendation Conference, is Duomi's work?"

Brother Qi walked up to the painting, "Well, that man committed suicide, I got this one back from his house. Don't you want to see his other paintings, this one is very interesting."

Cheng Tianlu recalled, "Brother Qi, you stole this painting so that you could show it to Uncle Hai?!" He became jealous, and he knew that it was impossible for Brother Qi to take such a big risk to decorate his painting. white wall.Thinking about it carefully, Brother Qi didn't give the painting directly to Uncle Hai, and he didn't take it back to his home. Maybe he was afraid of implicating his family and Uncle Hai.

He wants to protect them, but uses himself as a shield to sell stolen goods? !

Brother Qi said softly: "Not exactly, I am also interested. This painting is really good."

Having said that, Cheng Tianlu was still angry.He thought that Brother Qi was relying on him more or less out of goodwill, so to speak, it was just because he was easy to talk and had a very empty wall!

He mocked: "Not only are the paintings good, but Duomi's paintings can be sold for millions, which are very valuable. Don't send me the paintings next time, just use RMB to paste the walls for me!"

"Is it worth it?" Brother Qi repeated, and then he did something that stunned Uncle Hai, Cheng Tianlu and Tong Yiru.

He took a stainless steel spoon from the dining table, went back to the painting, and scraped off a large piece of oil paint with the spoon!

The millions of paintings were completely destroyed by Qi Geer.