ass flowering

Chapter 15

The roe deer was overjoyed, and happily held the candied haws and approached him.

"Master, have I improved my spells?"

Tu You's face was stiff, and he had no expression for a long time. After a while, he asked, "Who did you learn this juggling from?"

The roe deer stared at him blankly, tilted his head, and let out an "ah" with a confused look on his face.

Tu You sighed, and said: "Essence has its own ambitions, not all goblins have to be number one in spells, at least in terms of stupidity, no one can beat you."

The roe deer exhaled air from his nose, with horns growing on his head, and he was about to arch on him, so Tu You jumped three meters away.

"Let's...presumptuous! I am your master..."

The roe deer spirit chased him for several miles, but couldn't run any longer, and followed him slowly, sulking.

Tu You also slowed down and walked ahead. There was smoke from cooking in the village, and the smoke wafted into the sky. He said without looking back, "Why are you so angry, because you not only spent more money today, but I didn’t see it as a play, so I paid for it.”

Roe Deer said, "What's so interesting about that play?"

Tu You couldn't get used to these words, so he turned his head and retorted: "Of course you silly roe deer don't understand the fun of this, once you put on the costume and the opera accent, the listener's ears will hear it once, and their heart will be shaken like a rock falling from the water. Now, this is Ya."

"Duck?" Roe Deer asked in confusion.

"elegant!"

Tu You shook his head, sighing that the roe deer was hopelessly stupid.

He was a little dizzy from the anger, and the smell of rice from the village actually aroused his appetite.

For a moment, his eyes lit up, as if he suddenly remembered something, he turned a corner and walked towards the village.

It's lunchtime right now, and there's not even a single person on the path.

Roe Deer looked around and followed Tu You closely, "Master, where are we going?"

Tu You said impatiently: "What are you talking about, just follow me."

In the end, Tu You stopped outside the side wall of a house, and saw him pressing down on the stone bench outside the wall with one hand, and he turned over very neatly and stepped on the stone bench.

Roe Deer followed Tu You's example and also climbed onto the stone bench outside the wall, and the two of them crouched in the corner and peeked in furtively.

In the small square yard, there are a lot of cabbages neatly stacked. In the northeast in winter, the Chinese cabbages are cheap and durable.The two of them leaned on the fence to look in, and suddenly heard a dog barking, the roe deer spirit couldn't help shrinking his head, and turned to ask Tu You: "Master, what are we doing here?"

Tu You raised a finger and gave a "hush", seeing the dog staring at them, so he lowered his voice and said, "Be quiet."

The roe deer spirit then lowered his voice and asked him furtively, "Master... what are we doing here?"

Tu You also replied furtively.

"Steal the chicken."

The roe deer was stunned, "Why do you want to steal the chicken?"

Tu You snorted twice and said, "Fool, this year is the Year of the Rooster."

The roe deer was stunned for a while, and after a while, he asked, "Do you want to eat chicken in the year of the rooster?"

Tu You nodded seriously.

The roe deer was shocked carefully, pursed his lips and remained silent.

He grabbed a groove in the wall with his hand, couldn't help but lift up his heart, and forcibly picked out a small stone in his hand.

In the year of the rooster, you have to eat chicken, but in the year of rooster, you have to eat roe deer.

Help!

Looking at Tu You's side face, he felt a little frightened. He wanted to ask Tu You when it was the year of the roe deer, but seeing Tu You staring at the chicken coop with shining eyes, he was too frightened to ask.

Tu You concentrated on lying on the fence to watch the chickens in the chicken coop. Seeing that no one came out of the yard, he turned his head to look at the roe deer, and ordered: "Go, catch me a chicken."

The roe deer spirit was taken aback when he heard the sound.

He faltered and said: "I... I have never caught a chicken."

He was kept in captivity by Wang Fugui for many years, and he ate hay and branches every day. When Wang Fugui was in a good mood, he took him for a walk or run down the mountain. How could he catch a chicken?

Tu You lazily picked out his ears and said, "Okay, then I won't eat chicken this year, I'll eat you."

The roe deer shuddered.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

The corners of Tu You's lips curled up, and a little smile appeared in his eyes. He pointed to a hole in the corner of the fence and said, "There's a hole over there, you go in through there, and after you go in... you see that there is a pinch of black on the neck. If Mao's one is gone, just catch that one, the fattest one."

The roe deer nodded, but he had never done such a sneaky thing, his heart was almost in his throat.He changed into his original form, looked into the yard tremblingly, then gritted his teeth, and burrowed in along the hole.

The hole was quite small, and he was no longer a little roe deer. His body hurt a little from being squeezed, and the corner of his head rubbed against the edge of the hole. He couldn't help crying out in pain, and almost got stuck in the hole.

There was a little more movement on his side, which caused a commotion in the chicken pen.

The housekeeper dog looks like a hound, it looks very clever, and its ears are also very sharp. When it heard a little movement from the side of the chicken pen, it stood up and looked around, and then began to bark. .

Before the roe deer had time to enter the chicken coop, he was frightened by the barking of the dog.

The white hair on the back of his butt exploded suddenly, and he paused in place for a while.

Tu Youyan from outside the wall watched him stop in place, frowned and shouted in a low voice: "Hey, silly roe deer!"

The people inside seemed to have heard the movement, and a slightly older female voice rang out, "Juan'er, the dog is barking, go out and see if anyone is outside?"

Tu You heard a clear female voice like a silver bell.

"Hey, good."

The door "creaked" and was pushed open, and Tu You shrank down suddenly. He was still wearing that military uniform, and ordinary people would boast when they saw it, but his posture on the wall was too wretched. This military uniform also seemed to have lost its place.

Through the gap in the wall, he saw a little girl in a ragged padded jacket coming out from a distance. There were a few inconspicuous patches on the clothes. Her legs and feet were very quick, and she walked without awkwardness at all.

As soon as she went out, she looked around her surroundings, and at a glance, she saw the roe deer spirit who had nowhere to hide and whose butt had exploded.

The roe deer spirit met her eyes.

He took two steps back alertly, and then ran back almost subconsciously. He turned his head and saw the narrow entrance. He tried hard to get in, but his body got stuck outside, pouted The white ass that keeps struggling.

"Master...Master..."

Tu You watched him get stuck in the hole, couldn't help but help his forehead, and sighed.

"Haha..." the girl laughed.

"Juan'er, is there anyone outside?"

"No, mother, it's just that a silly roe deer came to our house."

There was a burst of violent coughing in the room, and when she calmed down, she said, "Then...cough, let's go into the house and cook. Your uncle and aunt will be back from the city in a while."

"Hey." The smile on the face of the girl called Juan'er disappeared, and Tu You couldn't see clearly through the crack of the wall, only seeing a pair of very familiar ponytails.

Wait until Juan'er enters the house.

He jumped off the stone bench, squatted at the entrance of the cave, looked at the stuck, pitiful and stupid roe deer, gritted his teeth and said, "What's the use of me raising you."

The head of the roe deer was exposed, and the voice was a little crying: "Master...it hurts..."

Tu You paused, bent down to look at the place where he was stuck inside, and saw a little blood oozing out there, he was anxious, "You are stupid, what's the effort if you can't get out."

He picked up the broken stones on the edge of the hole with his fingers, and after a while, the hole was widened by him.

The roe deer got out little by little, and just as he was about to get out, he suddenly realized that his leg was being grabbed by someone.

Immediately afterwards, before he could react, his whole body was dragged in by a force.

"Owner!"

The roe deer opened its mouth, and just touched the corner of Tu You's clothes with its front feet, and was pulled in the next second.

"Hey, this stupid roe deer is really stupid to say he is stupid. I didn't go hunting in the town today, but it came to the door by itself."

A man's voice sounded, about middle-aged, with some roughness, and he sounded in a good mood.

Immediately afterwards, a slightly older female voice sounded, "Okay, okay, I'll find you a rope, tie it up first, let's talk about it after we finish eating, I'm really exhausted after walking all day. "

The man let out a "hmm", and the two of them had been busy for a while, tied the roe deer spirit to the dog, and entered the house.

The dog stared at him covetously, the roe deer couldn't help shrinking back, his shoulder hurt a little, he lay on the ground, glanced at the wall, and cast a look of help to Tu You.

Tu You never expected that this time the chicken was not caught, and the roe deer essence was also lost.

The sky gradually turned into smoky gray, and the moon came up, with silvery light, cool and quiet.

Tu Youyan watched the house light candles, the dim light came out through the narrow windows, and the roe deer huddled in the corner, looking very pitiful.Just as Tu You was about to cast a spell to remove the rope around the roe deer spirit's neck, the door creaked again.

The girl came out again.

Came out crying.

Tu You frowned, the hand that was about to cast the spell paused.Instead of peeping through the cracks in the wall, he could see more clearly.

Twin ponytails, torn padded jacket, cheeks flushed from the cold, and a pair of crescent moon eyes, as if soaked in water, surprisingly bright.

He recognized the girl.

It was the girl who made a wish in the ruined temple that day.

Juan'er was sitting in front of the house, next to the chained roe deer spirit, she was so sad that she hugged her knees and sobbed lowly without raising her head.

The roe deer spirit seemed to recognize her too.

He raised his head first, and then he raised his front foot and touched her head, maybe he used too much force, the girl let out a cry of pain, then raised her head, revealing her eyes that were red from crying.

The roe deer spirit said, "Don't cry."