dhibooks Chapter 158
Chapter 158
Xia Mu, who once had cat whiskers painted on his face by a bear cub because of gambling, resolutely did not participate in the bet.
She watched the battle from the sidelines, and watched her colleagues who were determined to win lose after a round.
The punishment proposed by His Highness is that the loser will get rid of a can of beer or a small glass of white wine.
This is quite a modest request. If it were changed to gambling, the dozen or so people in the house would be free when they came in, and they would have to sell themselves to the royal family collectively and be slaves for life when they went out.
After a few rounds of poker, the waiter brought a fifth case of beer.
Colleagues were so drunk that their stomachs were about to explode, but they were still obsessed with gambling.
Due to inborn factors, the Dihra tribe almost never drank alcohol. This is a well-known fact, that is to say, as long as someone wins a round by chance, he will definitely be able to kiss the coveted Crown Prince of Volo.
Therefore, no one is willing to give up even after repeated battles and defeats.
An hour later, more than half of the people in the private room were lying on their stomachs, and the remaining few people who were dying looked at the crown prince's eyes, and finally there was a trace of vigilance and fear.
"Your Highness, are you really not good at playing cards?" The girl who drank sixteen cans of beer had tears in her eyes, and looked at the Crown Prince with doubts in her eyes—is this little dragon kid cheating?How is it possible to win every hand?
Duan Zitong looked at her pickily, raised the corners of his mouth, and showed her the cards in his hand.
A smile appeared in a pair of peach blossom eyes, with the magical power of breaking ice and spring, and the voice was deceptively gentle: "It seems to be winning again. Look, am I lucky?"
The defense value of 900 that the group of Omega had just established was defeated by this smile with an attack power as high as 9999999.
The box seemed to suddenly turn pink, and the sky was full of love...
Xia Mu slandered - who can rely on luck to guarantee a 100% winning rate?Only fools believe this kind of lie!
As a result, a group of "fool" colleagues fell into the trap of the black-bellied crown prince again.
"Corpse littered the field" in the box, Duan Zitong lowered her head and shuffled the cards, her slender fingers fluttered, and the poker seemed to have life force, and it was handed over regularly between her hands.
"You haven't placed your bet yet." The pair of purple pupils looked at Xia Mu slantingly, with smiles on the corners of their lips and eyes: "Xia Mu."
"Ah?" Xia Mu's heart skipped a beat, and he immediately waved his hands: "I don't want to play!"
"Then you abstain." Duan Zitong fiddled with the poker in his hand, and said lazily: "How should I punish you?"
"Hey, don't, don't!" Xia Mu was anxious and wanted to refuse to participate, but her colleagues were drunk like this, and it seemed unreasonable for her to get special treatment by herself.
After a little thought, she bargained with the bear cub: "How about we change the game?"
After staying with Xiong Cub for a long time, his self-knowledge has improved infinitely. Xia Mu knew that he couldn't beat that guy in a brain game, so he wanted to play a game with a higher element of luck.
"It's 21 o'clock."
Luck is very important in this way of playing. Juanjuan taught her the simplest algorithm. Although it is not as good as the card counting plus precise algorithm, it is worse than admitting defeat, and you have to lose with dignity!
"Okay." Juan curled up his lips at her.
Xia Mu was ready to drink a case of beer after losing five games in a row, but his heart was still flustered.
Her mind was spinning like a windmill, and every time a card was played, she carefully added and subtracted the probability in her mind.
Cub Xiong, on the other hand, looked calm and composed, asking for cards without looking at the cards.
What kind of weird new tactic is this?
Xia Mu squinted her cat pupils and stared suspiciously at the god-like powerful enemy, feeling that she was not far from death.
However, at this moment, Duan Zitong spread his hands and pushed the cards forward, looked up at the stupid cat, and sighed with resentment: "It's gone, it seems that I have run out of luck tonight, and I lost."
Xia Mu: "???"
Duan Zitong took a deep breath, and reluctantly turned his face towards the stupid cat, with the words "Come on, come on! Kiss here!"
Xia Mu: "!!!"
middle!count!up!
The bear cub must have made up his mind from the beginning to lose to her on purpose so that she could kiss him in front of a bunch of colleagues!
Ah ah ah ah ah!
"The fine wine is ready!" Xia Mu embarrassedly kissed the crown prince in front of acquaintances, took a bottle of beer from the box in a panic, and handed it to Juanjuan.
Duan Zitong didn't answer, and leaned back on the sofa, looking at her with picky eyes, like a brat who refused to cooperate.
The colleagues around were shocked, Xia Mu didn't want to kiss His Highness!
There is no reason not to bite the meat that reaches the mouth!
"Xiao Xia, are you embarrassed? How about I come to help you kiss?" The eyes of the colleagues were golden.
"The game has rules, and there is no reason for people to replace them."
Duan Zitong immediately dismissed others' proposals, straightened up, picked up a whole bottle of whiskey on the coffee table, and looked at Xia Mu like a wounded herbivorous orc, which melted people's hearts.
"I don't want to force others to make things difficult for me. If something happens later, I will be sent to the hospital directly." Duan Zitong stared at the stupid cat resentfully, and his voice was as gentle as a violin string: "I don't blame you."
Xia Mu: "..."
Di Hela is only easy to get drunk, but he won't drink to death. What's the matter with this sense of guilt like killing a cub!
"Don't!" The colleagues around immediately rushed up to stop the crown prince's self-mutilation, and then looked at Xia Mu with condemning eyes!
Xia Mu: "..."
Determined not to let the bear cub succeed, Xia Mu got up and walked forward, bent over, grabbed the wine bottle in Juanjuan's hand, raised his head, and gulped down the mouth of the bottle.
The spirit burned from her throat to her stomach, and when His Highness got up to stop her, she had already drank half of the bottle.
Before her consciousness became blurred, Xia Mu raised her head and looked at those astonished peach blossom eyes, and patted her chest proudly: "Sister will drink for you!"
Duan Zitong: "..."
Xia Mu managed to stay awake for a few minutes, and finally his mind became paralyzed, and he began to sing nursery rhymes with the microphone in his arms.
Yes, sing nursery rhymes...
She squatted on the sofa, shaking her head and singing nursery rhymes, her pitch went to an alien.
Everyone has a different way of getting drunk, and Xia Mu is probably the most irritating one among them.
This was probably the most blundering move in His Royal Highness Eggroll's life.
The stupid cat sang one more song, and sang five songs in one breath without even needing an accompaniment.
"She's drunk," Duan Zitong stood up, pulled the microphone out of the stupid cat's hand, lifted her off the sofa with one hand, turned her head and said goodbye to her colleagues: "Go ahead, I'll send her back to rest first."
"Don't go, Your Highness!" A colleague hurriedly stopped him: "I just contacted Lawyer Jiang, and she said she would be there in 10 minutes!"
Duan Zitong slanted his eyes.
The colleague shrank his neck—why did His Highness's eyes suddenly become so terrifying?Sure enough, accompanying you is like accompanying a tiger!
Duan Zitong didn't say any more, put one arm around Xia Mu's waist, and half-lifted him out of the private room.
Colleagues did not dare to stop them, so they could only go out together reluctantly.
The elevator opened on the basement floor, and Jiang Wu outside the door looked up, just in time to witness the crown prince supporting the drunken Xia Mu.
The four eyes faced each other, as if the shadows of swords and swords were silently rubbing sparks in the air.
"Excuse me." Duan Zitong expressionlessly helped Xia Mu out of the elevator, and passed Jiang Wu.
"Is she drunk?" Jiang Wu turned around and chased after her, raising her hand to help Xia Mu: "Come on, Your Highness!"
"No, thank you."
A group of colleagues behind noticed that the atmosphere was not right, and followed the three of them suspiciously at a distance.
The sports car is conspicuously parked in the middle parking space of the C13 area of the garage, and the doors of the car are raised to both sides, like a bat with wings spread.
Duan Zitong hugged Xia Mu, and was just about to push her into the passenger seat, but Jiang Wu raised her hand to hold Xia Mu's arm——
"I'll take you back to the palace, Your Highness."
Duan Zitong turned her head and squinted at her with a smile: "Do I seem to have no ability to take care of myself? Sister."
Jiang Wu pursed her lips and smiled: "Do you need me to recite the punishment standard for drunk driving to you? Your Highness, you seem to smell quite heavily."
Duan Zitong lowered his head and chuckled, "If the alcohol smell is on me, then I can only lie down and talk to you."
"It's true, I almost forgot, you don't know how to drink." Jiang Wu bent her lips, and the dark fire surged in her phoenix eyes.
"Can you let go?" Duan Zitong's eyes fell on Xia Mu's shoulder, staring at Jiang Wu's hand in disgust as if he had discovered an alien invasion species.
Not to be outdone, Jiang Wu looked at Duan Zitong's hand holding Xia Mu's side.
Intense combat pheromones filled the air, and not far away, a group of Omega stepped back in shock, discussing in surprise——
"What is Your Highness talking to Jiang Wu? Why does it seem like a fight is about to start?"
"I can't hear you clearly. Lawyer Jiang seemed to say something to send Xia Mu back?"
……
"Calm down, Your Highness." Jiang Wu took the lead in communicating in a friendly voice: "There are so many policemen watching, I have something to say, I count to three, let's let go together, is this fair?"
Duan Zitong didn't speak, Jiang Wu directly started counting down——
"3,2,1."
The two let go of their hands at the same time, Xia Mu hugged the car door in a daze, humming a nursery rhyme in his nose.
"Your Highness, for safety's sake, let me send you back to the palace, Xia Mu is so drunk..."
"Send us back to the palace?" Duan Zitong interrupted her, "Do you still want to help me change a diaper? I'm past the age that needs protection, so I don't need to bother my sister."
Jiang Wu said anxiously: "What I mean is that we have to spare one person to take care of..."
Before he finished speaking, Xia Mu, who was holding the door of the car, suddenly let go of his hand. Somehow, he got into the car suddenly——
She was very drunk, everything in front of her eyes had double images, her positioning was not accurate, and she was about to hit her head on the roof of the car. Given the speed and strength, she must have a concussion!
Jiang Wu and Duan Zitong turned their heads almost at the same time——
"Be careful! Xia Mu!" Jiang Wu screamed, but it was too late!
Xia Mu slammed into the roof of the car with lightning speed!
There was a crisp "pop", but the expected dull impact sound did not appear, and Xia Mu's forehead hit a warm palm firmly.
Her scalp felt hot and numb as if someone had slapped her.
"Uh...it hurts..." Xia Mu muttered falteringly.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The colleagues not far away were boiling——
Witnessing the scene where the crown prince raised his hand to block the roof of the car like lightning, allowing Xia Mu to crash into his palm steadily, it was as if the entire garage began to bloom with big roses.
"Ahhhhhhh why am I turning pink again!"
"His Highness reacted very quickly!!!"
"Help! I'm about to have a heart attack! Your Highness, come and protect me! Quick!"
……
Xia Mu didn't know what happened, the pain brought back part of her consciousness, and immediately looked up to find the culprit——
There were layers of double images in front of her eyes, and she saw "three bear cubs" in a daze, all of them looked at her with frowns, and scolded her in a low voice——
"stupid."
"You're stupid!" Xia Mu pouted, and suddenly started humming nursery rhymes again.
"Look, she needs someone to take care of her." Jiang Wu took a deep breath, frowned and said, "His Royal Highness, let me drive. You can take care of her safety, okay?"
Duan Zitong looked at the wobbly stupid cat, and finally agreed.
Jiang Wu drove her car out of the garage.
Xia Mu hugged Duan Zitong like an octopus, sitting in the back seat, her Highness's shoulders were soaked with saliva.
She didn't fall asleep, she just hugged Curly and chatted inarticulately——
"You look like someone I like." Xia Mu leaned on Curly's shoulders, his eyes sparkling.
Hearing this, Jiang Wu in the front seat twitched the veins on her forehead and nearly pulled the steering wheel off.
Duan Zitong snorted softly as if disdainful, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise. He looked at Jiang Wu's eyes provocatively from the inside rearview mirror, raised his mouth and asked Xia Mu: "Who do you like?"
Xia Mu chuckled and muttered, "I tell you, don't tell other people."
Duan Zitong looked at her seriously, "Yes."
Xia Mu bit her lower lip and smiled shyly, blinked her eyes, and suddenly forgot the conversation just now!
She supported His Highness's shoulder with one hand, straightened up, looked around blankly, and asked, "Where's Jiang Wu?"
"..." Duan Zitong's eyes froze, and in an instant, he felt the urge to destroy the world.
Jiang Wu was taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing with a "puchi"!
Looking up and seeing His Highness's distorted little face in the rearview mirror, Jiang Wu hurriedly suppressed her joy, put her hand on her mouth, and forced a smile, but her shoulders kept trembling...
His Highness turned Xia Mu's face back, showing rare embarrassment and anxiety, "You haven't answered the question yet."
Xia Mu looked dazed, half-understood, snorted twice, and said in a daze, "Volume..."
His Royal Highness Eggroll closed his eyes slightly, determined to win, and waited for her to finish saying her name.
However, Xia Mu's thoughts were flying wildly, and he changed the subject in an instant: "I saw the puzzle in the scroll drawer..."
Duan Zitong was taken aback.
Xia Mu tilted his head and murmured: "But I can't understand... kites, cats, and... flying dragons, what do you mean?"