dhibooks Chapter 216 Husband and wife return home...
Chapter 216 Husband and wife return home...
After Mao Dan finished speaking, the duck egg-like electronic eyes flashed red instantly, and the mechanical head rotated and scanned 360 degrees around Languangxi. Finally, its eyes locked on the sea surface, and a laser shot out from its eyes.
The sea water slowly turned red, and a one-meter-long swordfish floated up with its belly turned over.
"Major General Carlo, don't get excited, there are no enemies here." Lan Guangxi said to stop Gundam who was about to change form.
"Really? How did His Highness get injured? Do you want to call the medical team?" Mao Dan was searching for suspicious objects in the sky, and when he heard Lan Guangxi's words, he asked three questions.
"Accidentally bruised in the water, the injury is minor and does not need a medical team." Lan Guangxi said seriously, and continued to deal with the pufferfish without changing his expression under Lin Zhi's probing gaze.
Under Lan Guangxi's careful carving, the barnacles were the first to be finished.
In order to keep the original taste of the barnacles, after peeling, you only need to blanch them with hot water, then slice them, and you can eat them.
"Come, come, this is the food that your Highness has worked so hard to get back, come and have a taste." Lin Zhi gave each of them a small plate, and gave the remaining half of the plate to Lan Guangxi , I was holding a plate of Languangxi and the two sat by the beach.
"You eat too." Lan Guangxi wanted to share half with Lin Zhi.
"I tasted it just now, and it doesn't fit the tone of people on Earth. You eat it." Lin Zhi rejected Lan Guangxi's kindness, and picked up a chopsticks of tuna and ate it.
Lan Guangxi picked up a piece of barnacle and put it into his mouth, chewed it, and was stunned, as if he lost his mind because of the smell of the barnacle. After a while, he came back to his senses, and under Lin Zhi's gaze, he slowly swallowed it into his throat .
After that, Lan Guangxi didn't want to move his chopsticks anymore.
"Why don't you eat it? You don't hesitate to get hurt for this barnacle, eat it quickly." Lin Zhi urged.
Lan Guangxi hesitated for a while, then took another bite.
Seeing Lan Guangxi eating two slices in a row, Lin Zhi sighed nonchalantly: "I think this food tastes like chewing rubber. It has no taste. I don't understand why it is so famous in your alien food circle. Maybe your taste buds It's different from people on Earth."
"They're all apes, so they won't be too surprised by the taste of food. Besides, my genes have been enhanced, and my senses are more sensitive than yours." Lan Guangxi took another bite expressionlessly.
"You mean, you also find this barnacle unpalatable?" Lin Zhi was shocked.
Lan Guangxi nodded, the barnacle he was chewing was about to be swallowed, Lin Zhi stretched out his hand to pinch Lan Guangxi's mouth, and said nervously: "Spit it out, if it doesn't taste good, don't eat it."
Lan Guangxi vomited the barnacles into the sea when he heard the words.Two small fish quickly swam up from the bottom of the water. They chased the barnacle for a few laps, and pecked at the barnacle a few times. After a while, they seemed to confirm that the food was unpalatable, and they all abandoned it.
Lin Zhi patted Lan Guangxi on the back and complained, "All fish know not to eat unpalatable things, why don't you know that."
Lan Guangxi turned his head to look at Lin Zhi, his lips moved slightly, and in the end he didn't say anything, but threw the unfinished plate of barnacles into the sea together with the plate.
Lin Zhi pulled Lan Guangxi's arm, tilted his head and asked with a smile, "Are you angry?"
"No." Lan Guangxi shook his head expressionlessly.
The smile on Lin Zhi's face disappeared, and he said with a straight face: "It's fine if you don't, I'm not angry at all, why are you angry?"
Lan Guangxi: ...
The atmosphere between the two fell into an eerie silence for an instant.
Suddenly, Yaya ran out from nowhere. He looked at Lin Zhi's hand and asked loudly, "Uncle Lin, how could you pinch Uncle Lan's arm? You're so red."
Facing the child's injustice, Lin Zhi was a little embarrassed, but this person was naturally thick-skinned, and said with a straight face: "Yaya, Maodan has a habit of talking too much, don't follow him, chattering, not cute at all .”
"But Uncle Lin, you are bullying Uncle Lan. Dad said you can't bully others, can't you say that?" Yaya frowned in confusion.When Maodan adopted Yaya, he instilled in him a lot of requirements for a good child, basically according to the highest moral standard in the universe.
"Who said I bullied him? This is obviously a loving touch. Children don't understand, don't talk nonsense. And don't look around, be careful of needles." Lin Zhi said while stroking Yaya's head, and said: " A good boy must know how to see through without telling the truth, and only by muffled can he make a fortune, you know?"
After Lin Zhi finished speaking, he patted his arm vigorously, then turned his head and asked Lan Guangxi, "Really?"
Lan Guangxi twitched his arm, but didn't twitch, and nodded silently under Yaya's small eyes asking for confirmation.
Since the sufferer doesn't mind, Yaya can only suppress the idea of standing up for Uncle Lan, like an adult who has a headache for two conflicting children, shaking her head and sighing, and finally took out food to resolve the conflict: "Daddy lobster It's steamed, come and eat."
In addition to halal lobster, there is also a sashimi platter made of puffer fish and dragon fish.
Lan Guangxi picked up a few slices of puffer fish and served it to Lin Zhi with a glass of transparent sauce.
Faced with Lan Guangxi's reciprocity, Lin Zhi looked at the crystal clear puffer fish slices in front of him, hesitated, and was reluctant to speak for a long time.
"Afraid of being poisoned?" Lan Guangxi raised his eyebrows.
Lin Zhi smiled, and fed it to Lan Guangxi: "The chef tastes the food first. I just feel sorry for your hard work. Don't doubt my heart."
"Your mind is smaller than the tip of a needle." Lan Guangxi mocked, and ate the pufferfish without hesitation.
With Lan Guangxi testing the poison, Lin Zhi began to eat with confidence.The fugu meat is delicate and tender, and it tastes endless in the mouth.It's a pity that there are not many places where a puffer fish can be eaten. Xiaobai is not allowed to eat raw food. He obediently ate the tuna fried by A Jing, and Yaya ate a few slices very boldly.A bucket of puffer fish Lan Guangxi processed four or five puffer fish, and most of them ended up in Lin Zhi's mouth.
Three minutes after Lin Zhi put down his chopsticks after eating, he suddenly covered his stomach.
Lan Guangxi asked: "What's wrong?"
Lin Zhi looked at Lan Guangxi with a painful expression and said, "If I say my stomach hurts, would you believe me?"
Lan Guangxi immediately reached out to touch Lin Zhi's stomach, threatening while touching: "If you dare to pretend to be poisoned, I will let you try the real tetrodotoxin when you go back. I don't want your life, but it will paralyze your face for half a month." If not, I’m still willing.”
Finding that Lan Guangxi's words didn't look like a fake, Lin Zhi glanced at Lan Guangxi resentfully, and asked in a low voice, "Don't you believe in your knife skills?"
"What do you mean?" Lan Guangxi was puzzled.
Lin Zhi lowered his head and twitched, "It hurts because I ate puffer fish, but it's not because of poisoning!"
Seeing that Lan Guangxi was still puzzled, Lin Zhi squeezed Lan Guangxi's arm, and said in a shy voice, "I have a stomach reaction, go and be with me."
Lan Guangxi's hand for rubbing Lin Zhi's belly suddenly became a little stiff, and he wanted to take it back, but Lin Zhi grabbed him, finally sighed softly, and said helplessly, "Let's go."
"I'll get the paper." Lin Zhi said excitedly, clutching his stomach.
Seeing the two leaving, Gao Da asked everyone suspiciously: "Why did they go?"
Mao Dan shook his head, just now the two of them were talking like playing charades, the voice was so small that he couldn't hear clearly.
Just now, Lan Guangxi processed the pufferfish and left half of it in the bucket. Yaya was very curious about them.The little guy who looks like a balloon is so delicious.While playing with the pufferfish, Yaya suddenly heard the uncle's question, immediately stood up proudly and said: "I just heard that Uncle Lin has a stomachache and called Uncle Lan for company, he must have gone to shit."
Hearing what Yaya said, everyone present was stunned. Gao Da paused for three seconds, and reprimanded Yaya with a stern face: "A well-educated child can't say beep-(muffling) such vulgar words, and , Adults talk, children don't eavesdrop."
"I didn't eavesdrop, I just overheard it casually." Yaya defended in a low voice.If uncle hadn't asked just now, he wouldn't have said anything.
"Okay——" Gao Da interrupted Yaya, wrinkled his face and continued to teach Yaya: "Those two are the bosses of father and uncle just now, you must respect them and don't gossip about them." What if you say something? It shouldn't be said, that cosmic mad dog is not easy to mess with.
He didn't say anything!Yaya looked at his father aggrievedly.
Unexpectedly, Maodan also nodded in agreement. He quietly glanced at Ah Jing who was grilling fish for Xiaobai, and said to Yaya: "Look at how good Xiaobai is, children's mouths are used to eat, how much?" Eat to grow taller."
Seeing Yaya lowering her head sullenly, Mao Dan knelt down and said, "If you have anything to say, you can just talk to your father or uncle alone. But outside, be a good kid."
Yaya lowered her head and let out a "huh".
Seeing that Yaya is so sensible, Maodan said happily, "Go and eat."
The two robots, Gundam and Maodan, are not interested in fish, so they bring their own race-specific energy drinks for this trip.Lin Zhi met his physical needs, and when he came back with Lan Guang refreshed, he saw the two brothers sitting by the beach, drinking energy oil comfortably.
Xiaobai was standing on a stool wearing an apron, holding a shovel in his hand and turning over a fat piece of tuna with a dignified expression. A Jing was eating Xiaobai's slightly charred fruit and doing on-site teaching.
Where is Yaya?
Lin Zhi felt that this kid was fast, had good eyesight, and was always elusive, so he needed to be watched carefully.With a glance, Lin Zhi found that the kid was squatting next to the puffer fish bucket, with his head lowered, his shoulders moving slightly, and he didn't know what he was doing.
Lin Zhi was curious and walked over quietly.Then before the person approached, Yaya suddenly turned her head and looked straight at Lin Zhi, her mouth "sucked", and a puffer fish was swallowed by Yaya just like that.
Before the fish was swallowed by Yaya, its tail trembled a few times.