dhibooks Chapter 18: It's said something
Chapter 18: It's said something
更新时间:2014-2-90:04:55本章字数:2490
It is said that the Empress Dowager likes women who are good at singing and dancing. ai Hu Gazhu
Well, this is easy to handle. Although he has never learned to dance, he has never eaten pork and has seen pigs run, not to mention that he is the other way around!He combined the dances he had seen in his impressions with those he remembered and made up himself to create a gorgeous...the dance of Li Qi orz...singing, Maiba was not just talking about it before, it was exquisite Divide the peerless little attack, lower the voice line a little Qingmeihu, domineering kung fu (attack husband?), a little cuteness multiplied by infinity, everything is easy to catch, baahaha. (Are you sure you won't be dragged to soak the pig cage after singing?)
It is said that the queen mother likes dignified, gentle and virtuous women.
Uh, this is a bit difficult... According to Yuanzi, he looks not very dignified, and there is a seductive vixen everywhere (smashing the glass!) According to Yuanzi, he is not gentle enough, for example, he often pinches his own face , said a bunch of strange things, but when you hear them, they are curses, and just smashed the cup (throwing a chair! I just blow up my hair easily!) According to Yuanzi, he and Xianhui, all, all, bullshit, no, go up ,side!Embroidering flowers with bloody hands, eating indecently, sleeping on the back and kicking people (how do you know that?!) and not even taking care of yourself well and delusional to take care of others (lift the table! Yuanzi, you are dead! )
Cough, it is said that the Empress Dowager likes smart and capable women who can assist the king.
This one is a complete failure!He is the ultimate otaku who can do nothing but eat, drink, play and sleep!According to Mariko (how come this sentence again!), he is a person who can confuse two women who are tall and short, fat and thin, and have different looks!And as a time traveler, he has never figured out the currency conversion here... Ask him to assist Xuanyuanxi?With his hands, the day when the country will be destroyed is probably not far away.
Uh, it is said that the Queen Mother likes women who are beautiful, healthy and fertile.
Good looking?Li Qi absolutely suppressed all Yingying and Yanyan in the palace, although he was extremely dissatisfied with the beauty of his long daughter.In good health?As a foodie who eats delicious food, this is a must!He is a healthy baby whose gums won't bleed even when he eats ice cubes!After all, a glass of Wangzai milk every day is not just for fun.As for being able to bear children... Your sister, is it unscientific for you to let a man with a handle give birth to another man with a handle!He's not the kind of unscrupulous man who says the baby is moving because his stomach is growling and he doesn't want to do it himself! (Are you sure you're not?)
Also, it is said - the Queen Mother likes...
"It's said that according to your sister, such an old woman who was chosen, might as well marry the emperor herself!"
"Hey, Sister Li Qi! You can't talk nonsense in this deep palace compound, if you are not careful, you will lose your head!" Xuanyuan Zi covered Li Qi's mouth with a solemn expression, and couldn't help but muttered to himself: " Besides, Grandma Huang was already married to the Emperor..."
"I can't help but want to say it!" Li Qi clenched his fists, his face full of anger: "The big deal is not to be a queen, I can still take good care of you as a concubine, and if I become a queen, I can't accompany you like this After playing, I will be very busy."
Hearing this, Xuanyuan Zi's eyes widened immediately. He naturally knew how tiring it is to be a queen, and the mother of a country must not play with herself as casually as she is now. Alas, it's so difficult...
"Forget it, sister Li Qi, I won't force you anymore, just do as you wish." Even though, I really want a Queen Mother.
Seeing Xuanyuan Zi's dim face in an instant, Li Qi was troubled for a while, he wanted to give Yuan Zi happiness.
Based on his experience of watching TV novels, he knows what kind of life people live in the palace. If a child who lost his mother at a young age is already good enough to survive in the palace, what can he expect? What love.
Recalling that when the two met for the first time, Yuanzi cautiously apologized without even knowing his identity. He ignored it at the time, but now that he recalls it, he thinks it's a good shot—what is it that makes a prince come in the middle of the night? He felt sorry for secretly looking for food in the kitchen, but he was also glad that he accidentally won Yuanzi's friendship and trust at that time.
Holding the silent child with pursed lips in his arms, Li Qi smiled softly: "Mariko, I won't make you sad again."
"Sister Li Qi... woo..."
midnight.
The four of Fenghua Xueyue got up and wanted to see if the big one had taken a nap, but they were surprised to find that Xuanyuanxi, who was supposed to spend the night with a certain concubine, was standing in front of the gate of Qianqing Palace. Behind the door, the candles were blown out.
then……
"Xuanyuan Zi, why did you sleep with my concubine?!"
"Wow, sister Liqi, help me!"
"Enough, you two bastards, you will die if you squeeze together!"
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I saw Qiqi’s message today, and said to make an adoption list [It’s fun to look at XDD] Well, if you are interested, you can leave a message below and say who you want to adopt~
By the way, I really want to adopt Li Mei...damn it
※Xuan... Mariko: Adopted by Qiqi