A and M's Daily Season 2

Chapter 6 Little Swan

Halloween is Uncle's favorite festival, it should be said that it is the favorite festival of gays.During the two days of Halloween and Gay Parade, gays all over New York can blatantly put on their favorite skirts and high heels to release their inner petites.

Lawyer M. was not that interested in drag queens, he always wanted to dress up as Captain America, and asked me to either dress up as the Winter Soldier or Agent Carter to match him.I forget about his brain-opening idea after hearing it, and never implement it.

His firm holds a grand Halloween party every year, and invites employees to bring their family and friends to participate. There will also be a lot of grand games at the party to judge who has the best costume.

A group of serious and serious lawyers will change instantly on October 31st. Barbie dolls, Super Mario, ketchup bottles, the Statue of Liberty, and even idiots who are not afraid of the cold, cos David Thinker, covered in white paint, waist A piece of rag.

Don't think about it, that idiot is Lawyer Mi.

When I tried to smear paint on his back with my hands full of white paint, I deeply considered the serious issue of whether to break up.

This year, several partners and bosses of the firm participated, and even brought their own children.Bosses should participate, employees should be more active, and everyone should sign up.Lawyer Mi secretly searched the Internet for what wrong posture to use to start Halloween this year, and asked for my advice, "What do you think I should wear this year? Or the little yellow man?"

"1 meter 96, tall and big, do you think you are a minion? Rhubarb is about the same"

"Then, how about this, Big Hero [-] is very popular this year"

"Are you going to wrap three layers of quilts and pretend to be Dabai?--"

"No, I want to be the main character"

"...You should just pretend to be a fool"

He rambled on to me for a long time, and I got annoyed, so I waved my hand, "Think about it yourself, just tell me when you're done thinking about it"

A few days later, Lawyer Mi excitedly came to my place and announced, "It's decided! This year I will dress up as a little swan in Swan Lake."

I was so shocked that I almost spit out a mouthful of water from my nostrils: ...

Lawyer Mi and Swan have nothing in common. He is neither slender nor thin. A while ago, I looked at the male model of AF's family and sighed that the chest muscles look good. Lawyer Mi became jealous and shouted, "I It’s easy to pinch!” Recently, I drank protein powder desperately, and worked hard to exercise my chest muscles, so I got two bulging rounds, which made my previous shirts tight.

He stammered and asked, "God, Swan Lake? Is it the little swan in the Swan Lake in the fairy tale?"

Attorney Mi smiled and nodded.

My heart collapsed ten thousand points, "Oh my god, uncle, you, why do you suddenly want to dress up as Swan Lake... You, this... can't you change it? You can change into the prince in Swan Lake."

Lawyer Mi did not let go of his mouth this time, and said firmly, "I must take Swan Lake this time, there is no need to discuss it! It's so decided!"

I:……

No way, the whole world is looking for a white jumpsuit that can fit his huge body for a large golden retriever with a height of 1 meter and 96,95 kg.

I asked several clothing stores, and on the recommendation of my boss's friend, I found a place where drag queens buy skirts, and finally found a size that my uncle could wear.

When checking out, the dazzlingly dressed cashier boy kept winking at me, and said while swiping the card, "White, very interesting, your man will definitely like it very much."

I smiled dryly and didn't answer, scolding Mi Jinmao thousands of times in my heart.

On Halloween night, after dinner, Lawyer Mi excitedly took out his equipment and began to dress up.

I lay paralyzed on the sofa and didn't want to move for a long time. I watched him struggling to put on a white jumpsuit, tangled himself into a fish out of the water and flopping on the shore.

"Hey Asher, come help me put it on! I can't do it myself, it's too tight"

The large golden retriever at 1 meters is trying to stuff himself into the 96 X's little swan tutus. The scene... is really shocking and indescribable, especially hot on the eyes.

After waiting for a long time, he was still yelling there, but there was nothing he could do, so he could only walk over to help.

While mentioning it, he complained, "You should shave your hair anyway, you have golden hair"

Lawyer Mi raised his long legs vigorously, and kept tugging at the crotch, "It's too tight. Asher, please cut a hole in the bottom for me, loosen it."

I have a black thread: You want me to cut a hole in the crotch of your stockings?

Attorney Mi grinned from being strangled, and urged, "Yes, hurry up! I'm strangled to death, I'm going to die."

He asked again word by word: Uncle, now that you are dressed like this, do you still want to make a hole in your crotch?you sure?

He nodded seriously, I had no choice but to get the scissors and squat down to cut him.He was still yelling on it, "Hey Asher, be careful, that's my lifeblood."

For a moment, I really wanted to cut off the root of my life.

Wearing a golden waist-length wig and pinning a white feather crown on his head, under Mi Gongju's repeated tricks, he suppressed a smile and put on heavy makeup for him, and also wore a pair of particularly long false eyelashes.

Lawyer Mi is posing charmingly in front of the mirror. His strong chest muscles make his collar pull down a lot. A piece of chest hair is clearly visible. The giant tutu skirt is stuck at his waist, revealing his round buttocks and a big opening in his crotch. The underpants of the color of Captain America were looming, and the strong muscles on the arms immediately protruded as soon as he stretched out his hand.

My mother, that picture, that sourness, that spiciness, scared me so much that I dropped my melon seeds.

Put a coat on him, wrap it tightly, and the two of them took the elevator from the top floor to the underground parking lot in one breath.Covering Uncle like a thief, he trotted all the way to the car.

He was dissatisfied: "Why are you covering me like this? Am I ashamed of you?"

I reversed the car and said, "Uncle, I answered your question many years ago, yes, you are embarrassing me! Shut up now, obediently do it behind, get down, don't block me from looking behind"

Mi Jin Mao's fragile heart was traumatized, and he buried his head on the back seat of the car, rubbing his face with foundation on the seat.

After arriving at the office, he covered him all the way and went straight to the top floor.

In the elevator, he kept tugging at his crotch, and I pressed his hand, "Stop tugging, the ballet clothes are tight, the more you tug, the more uncomfortable it will be."

"It's too tight"

"You deserve it, why do you insist on dressing like this when you are full and stuffed!"

"I must dress like this this year"

He rolled his eyes, "Really, go on your own nerves."

When the elevator arrived, Lawyer Mi straightened her skirt, walked out of the elevator with her chest up and her head up, causing a lot of cheers.

I covered my face with my bag, trying to shrink myself.

The office is covered with Halloween decorations, spider webs, jack-o-lanterns, and skulls. Two scarecrows and mummies are erected at the door of each office. The name tags of each lawyer are made into the shape of tombstones, and last words are written on them.

Walking to Lawyer Mi's office to see, there was a picture of a fat man in Photoshop on his tombstone, with a sentence next to it: he was fed to death by the food made by Asher.

Uncle Shi was kicked out of his former company because of a case arguing for a same-sex husband, and because of the same case, he was picked up by another firm. The reason is very simple.Of the three big bosses of this firm, two are gay.

When Lawyer Mi signed the contract on the day of his employment, one of the bosses, Mike, patted him on the shoulder and said, I heard that you have a little boyfriend who has been with you for a long time, and I will bring you over to meet him when I have time. Yes, if it fits together, the four of us can go to the club together on weekends to play tennis and then have brunch.

Lawyer Mi dared to disagree. On the way home, he bought a full set of tennis clothes and rackets, and dragged me out to practice devils every day. He had a special surprise training for a week, which made me complain endlessly.As a result, we practiced so well that we beat each other completely in seconds when we played tennis on weekends.

Mike came over to chat with me with a drink, "Michelle dressed like this, you actually agree?"

Nose snorted, "How can I stop him, he is stubborn, he will definitely do whatever he wants to do."

Lawyer Mi was swinging with long legs in a tutu. A little girl also dressed as a little swan came up and tugged at his stockings, making merry all the time.

Lawyer Mi smiled and bent down, "Look, Lily, I also dress up as a swan, so that we can make a couple and dance together. You are so beautiful today." After finishing speaking, she tugged at her skirt , wanted to pose for a pose, but there was a sting, and the crotch was completely torn, revealing a big hole...

Immediately dropped the food and walked up to cover his butt, "You idiot, your socks are unrolled, I told you not to move so much, go to the toilet and take it off"

Lawyer Mi took the opportunity to pull me over and introduced to the girl, "Look, I brought my prince here"

The little girl frowned: "He's not a prince, he's not even blond, and he doesn't have a crown"

Lawyer Mi smiled and said: "Really? But I like it very much. I like his black hair the most. It doesn't matter if he doesn't have a crown or if he is not blonde. He is my prince. I like everything about him."

One big and one small squatted aside and chatted very happily. I didn't want to spoil the fun. I found two pins from the desk next door and barely fixed the hole in his pants, letting Mi Jinmao continue to destroy the flowers of the motherland.

A colleague called me over to have a chat and said: That is Matt’s daughter in the company, she likes ballet very much, but she is overweight.That kid was kicked out of the ballet team this year because he was too fat, which is very sad.She has always wanted to wear a tutu skirt to dance in Swan Lake, but she bought the dress once and never wore it.Matt encouraged her to dress up as a swan in a tutu for Halloween.

Colleague B answered, "But that child doesn't want to wear it by herself, so she has to find someone to play the swan with her."

I heard a black thread: "So Michelle volunteered? == I knew it, he always does this kind of thing!"

Colleague B shook his head, "No, we decided to play Big Adventure. Michelle finished the slowest, and he lost, so it was decided that he would accompany Matt's daughter to wear a ballet skirt."

Colleague C also laughed, "That's what I said, I didn't expect Michelle to actually do this."

Colleague B: "That's right, I thought he was just playing for fun, but he actually went out dressed like this..."

I pursed my lips and kept silent, of course he would do that, Lawyer Mi, he will do what he says and never break his word.

The crowd played wildly for several hours, and they gradually left after the children were very sleepy.

At the end of the party, the little swan suit worn by Lawyer Mi was completely unable to hold on, and broke apart in several places, especially the crotch area, revealing the entire underpants, which was embarrassing and frightening.

He also felt that this image was not good, so he changed into a spare shirt and trousers in the office, took off his wig, washed off his makeup, and changed back to his human form.

Before leaving, Lawyer Mi hugged the little girl to say goodbye. The little girl couldn't accept the sudden transformation of the deep well ice monster into a handsome blonde guy. She grabbed Lawyer Mi's golden hair and said childishly, "You look like Prince, you have golden hair"

Lawyer Mi's flirtatious sister reached out and kissed the back of the little girl's fleshy hand: "Thank you for your compliment, my dear princess, it's an honor to spend this night with you"

The little girl was shy and threw herself into her father's arms covering her face. Matt took the daughter from him and nodded his thanks, "Thank you so much, Michelle, Lily had a great time today"

Uncle waved his hand, "I also had a good time, your daughter is so cute"

Say goodbye to everyone one by one, go to the underground garage to pick up the car, I drank some wine at the party, Lawyer Mi took the key consciously, and took the initiative to sit in the driver's seat.After getting in the car, he leaned over and kissed me, "Now the prince is going home with the prince."

I yawned and urged him to start it quickly, "The prince is dying, he is so sleepy, please send the prince home to sleep."