dhibooks Chapter 57 Extra Story 4
Chapter 57 Extra Story 4
I was recently assigned to a case in Canada, and from time to time I needed to fly over to report the situation to the branch there.
Lawyer Mi was not happy about this, he didn’t like my business trips, and said that the quality of his basic necessities of life plummeted when I was not at home.Every time before departure, he clings to me like a big dog who doesn’t want to take a bath, acting coquettishly and refusing to leave, “Do you have to go? Can’t you communicate on Skype?”
I helplessly pushed away the golden fluffy head that was rubbing against me, and coaxed him loudly: "No way, I must go, I don't want to go either, Canada is very cold"
Mi Jin Mao hugged me and refused to let go, and continued to rub against me: "Then why did you take this case in the first place?"
"Because our manager lied before that this is a big case where you can travel abroad for free, and all the food, fun, and drinks are sponsored by the company, so I took it. Who knew it was going to Canada, it's really a lie."
Lawyer Mi's eyes widened, and he condemned: "Where do you want to go? Hearing what you mean, you're only looking forward to a business trip? You don't want to be with me so much?"
I lied guiltily: "How can that be? I don't think that if I go to places like Italy, London, and Spain, I can still call you, and we will travel together at public expense."
But he persisted: "Then why didn't you call me this time?"
"Oh, I'm going to Canada this time. What's the fun there? It's so close to the United States. It's boring."
Uncle was still upset, and muttered in a low voice: "What will I do if you are seduced by a stripper from Canada?"
Regarding Lawyer Mi's brain circuit, I have given up treatment, and rolled my eyes: "Honey, I'm going to Canada, the most boring and nerdy country in the world. Believe me, there won't be any strippers there." kind of thing"
He continued to pretend to be pitiful with a mournful face: "But you are going to go for five days, five days! What will I eat and drink during these five days? Who will I hug to sleep with at night?"
"It's okay, I believe you can survive tenaciously without eating or drinking for five days at this weight. Besides, didn't I make three meals for you in advance and put them in the refrigerator? You can order takeaway for the remaining two days up"
He was still not satisfied: "I'm almost your husband, so you let me eat takeaway?"
I was impatient, so I locked the box and pushed him away angrily: "You don't have to eat, is there any end? I have to come here every time I go on a business trip. Is it not enough? Do you still want to sleep on the sofa tonight? "
Lawyer Mi held the butter pitifully, and said to it, "Son, your father is going to go abroad to eat and drink spicy food to see handsome guys. In the next week, we will be left to drink and eat. He is going to abandon us." woo woo woo”
Uncle's piercing wailing sound made Buttercup widen her cat's eyes, watching him motionless in horror.Before boarding the plane, he hugged me and said: "I will call you at night, you must answer it! You must answer it! Do you hear me?"
Under my repeated promises, Attorney Mi was finally willing to let go and watched me reluctantly enter the airport.On the first night in Toronto, before 10 o'clock, he called me on time to harass me. At that time, I was taking a bath in the hotel bathroom. As soon as I got on the phone, Lawyer Mi's affectionate voice came out: "What are you doing honey?"
"Taking a bath, what are you doing? What are you looking for?"
"No, I just miss you~~", as soon as I heard this sound, I knew there must be something wrong.
The little desire in Lawyer Mi's heart began to stir, and sure enough, the next second he suggested: "Let's play pornographic phone calls, we haven't played for a long time."
I looked at my watch, it was nine fifty, and according to my uncle's temperament, it would take at least two or three hours to play, which would be very tiring.
After thinking about it, I still refused: "I don't want to play, I don't have time, I'm still getting up early tomorrow, and I have to go to bed soon"
He begged softly: "Just for a while, I can't sleep if you're not at home, please."
"No, don't play", this time I will never believe his nonsense.I know Lawyer Mi very well. In order to have a good time at any time, my uncle has used various methods to fool me to "discuss the true meaning of human reproduction" with him at different places and at different times over the years, or "Where are sperm and how to find them?" They 101" Wait, that was the first trick just now: acting like a baby.
"You are so cruel! Asher, how could you treat me like this!" This was the second trick, and Lawyer Mi's resentful and coquettish voice came: "I miss you so much! I'm going crazy!"
I sighed: "Uncle, I just left home for less than 24 hours"
"Wooooow...I miss you, Asher, I miss you to death", this is the third trick, I don’t know why, Lawyer Mi, who is in front of me with a slumped iceberg face, likes to cry with me as soon as he gets home, not the kind , Really shed tears.I couldn't hear him cry, so I agreed softly at first, but as a result, this guy wiped his tears and happily took out a women's cosplay dress from the cabinet and was about to put on my hands and feet very quickly, hugging me while covering him Said: "You promised! You can't go back on it! Don't go back on it!".
That night, I had cat ears on my head and a cat tail on my back, and I learned another precious lesson: Lawyers are black-hearted, and no one can trust a lawyer.Having experienced a bloody lesson, now unless there is a thunderbolt, I will not soften my heart any more.
Uncle was doing it over there, making my ears hurt from the noise, and I asked him, "It's alright, alright, have you eaten the meal I left for you?"
Like a child complaining, he seized the opportunity and pretended to be pitiful: "Eat it, what are you leaving behind, there is no meat at all, it's all vegetarian!"
"Eating more vegetables is good for you. The doctor said that you have a little high cholesterol, which is caused by eating fatty meat."
Lawyer Mi yelled again: "I don't give me meat in my diet, and now I'm not allowed to taste meat on the phone. You are too cruel, Asher, if you keep doing this, won't you be afraid that I will go out and find someone else?"
This is the fourth trick. Once my uncle said a similar sentence casually, and I was so angry that I immediately jumped up and shouted at him: "How dare you!" After I finished speaking, I dragged him into the room and started stripping his clothes , I did it very intensely that day, and then Lawyer Mi, who was full of bad water, remembered it.
This time I also had a long-term mind, and said nonchalantly: "Okay, you can look for it, and when you're done looking, I'm so anxious to send you a selfie of the two of you, I appreciate it."
All the tricks were exhausted, Lawyer Mi hadn't achieved his goal, he became angry, his nature was exposed, and he shouted at the top of his voice: "Asher, Asher, I want to have sex with you! I want to have sex with you! I want to have sex with you!!!!"
The loud sound made me tremble all over, my hand slipped, and the phone fell into the bathtub in an instant with a squeak, so I hurried down to fish it.I am a person. I have a bad habit of taking a bath. I like to make a lot of bubbles. The bathtub is full of them. It is very difficult to find things that fall in. It takes a long time to find them in the bathtub. When I fish them out, my phone is already in the bathtub. Soaked for more than ten minutes.The screen was completely flooded, unable to turn on, and the screen was black.
After the meeting the next day, I took advantage of lunch to go to the Apple Store in downtown Toronto to buy a new mobile phone. Just after installing the SIM card and setting up the system, a flood of emails and text messages flooded in.A rough count, good guy, all of them are uncles.
I thought it was because the phone hung up suddenly last night, and he was anxious, so I called him.After connecting it, it was connected after two beeps. Attorney Mi's anxious voice came over, and he shouted loudly: "Asher, is that you Asher? Is it you Asher?"
"It's me, it's me, keep your voice down, it's so noisy"
He breathed a sigh of relief, and said in a state of collapse: "You scared me to death yesterday, I thought something happened to you?! After calling, I couldn't get through."
"My phone fell into the bathtub yesterday and got water. I just bought a new phone this morning."
Lawyer Mi asked again uneasy: "Then you are all right?"
"I'm fine, sorry for worrying you. You didn't sleep well last night, did you?"
"Fortunately, I didn't sleep much yesterday, I have been waiting for the plane"
"Wait, plane?" My heart trembled, "Uncle, you won't come to Toronto, will you? Are you really here?"
His voice is particularly pleasant: "No, I took 3 days off and I happened to come over to be with you. I'm buying breakfast now. Have you eaten? Do you want to send some to you? I asked your colleague, are you Are you staying at XXX Hotel?"
"..."
30 minutes later, Attorney Mi rushed to our company with a breakfast for ten people, and when he saw me, he said, "Dear, I'm here~ Miss me? I miss you~(≧▽≦)/ "
Everyone in the branch was silent, looking at me and then at Uncle speechlessly.A colleague who came on a business trip together gave them a popular science: "This is Asher's fiancé, he is very enthusiastic, don't be surprised." The open and kind Canadians immediately expressed their understanding, and they gave me appreciation and support as encouragement.
No one can go abroad after coming out of the closet.
#Michelle on a business trip
Attorney Mi was sent by the company to Los Angeles to attend a four-day and three-night lecture meeting of the American Bar Association. On the first day of the business trip, Attorney Mi sent me [-] text messages within an hour, from what time I woke up today to peeing to breakfast What did you eat?
On the second day of the business trip, Lawyer Mi sent 11 messages, seriously protesting the food at the symposium, and asked to eat boiled fish after returning home. The different degrees of missing the organs were expressed in both profound English and French.
On the last day of the business trip, Lawyer Mi...huh?He can't text me today? !I checked my SMS mailbox again, but there was really none.
What the hell!
What the hell!
How dare this guy not text me? !
It's against him!
I gripped the phone and gritted my teeth. I stared at it until 4:3 pm. The text message box was still empty, and Lawyer Mi also heard nothing. Now I was completely anxious, and I dialed the phone. Powered off" notification sound.Are you still on the plane?Impossible, he should have arrived at 4 o'clock, and it's already [-] o'clock, why is there no news yet.
First, I checked the status of Uncle Zha's flight on the Internet, and arrived on time, 25 minutes earlier.I started to panic, and called the office again to confirm. Other colleagues said that there was no news of him, and that the boss specially gave him half a day off, and asked him to go home and rest directly after getting off the plane, and report back next week.
The plane arrived successfully, and the most serious crash was ruled out. I felt a little more at ease, and then I was overwhelmed by a burst of anger.
Damn Michelle!What the hell are you doing, why don't you turn on the phone, make calls, or send text messages?Play missing with me?
I was sulking for a long time at home, I couldn't hold it anymore, and I was going to go out and drive to find someone.Just as he was about to put on his shoes, the door lock twisted, and Lawyer Mi walked in secretly carrying a suitcase.
I widened my eyes, and went up two or three steps to question: "Why did you go today? The phone can't get through?! You want to kill me?!"
He let go of the suitcase and handbag, and picked me up by dragging my butt with both hands, and pressed me against the wall.
I couldn't breathe from his kiss, my face was flushed, and I managed to break free: "Uncle, uncle... uncle... oh my god... what are you doing?"
Lawyer Mi completely disregarded the situation, carried me up the stairs in two or three steps, kicked open the bedroom door and fell directly on the bed, turned over and pressed me under him, and quickly pulled the clothes with his hands.
"Asher, I miss you, I miss you!"
Poor me, before I could catch my breath, a big golden-haired head was already buried, and I complained softly: "You are crazy... Hey, take it easy, take it easy"
He bowed his head and kissed him hard, and quickly pulled off his belt: "Baby, I miss you so much, I want to do it now..."
I bought live fish that day, and I just finished processing it in the afternoon, and now I smell fishy all over my body, and I still have some fish scales on my body, which is very ugly.
I rolled my eyes and rubbed my eyes sleepily: "I did a lot of things this afternoon, I'm going to be exhausted, I don't have the strength, I don't want to do it..."
He hurriedly took off his shoes and tie: "You don't have to move, I can do it myself"
"The Korean-style kimchi soup I ate at noon today, I haven't showered and cleaned it up, and I haven't gone to the toilet... My current physical condition is not suitable for doing it, I will be sick to death... Please let me rest for a while"
Lawyer Mi was already starving, so he didn't mind at all. After taking off his clothes, he lay down again and continued to kiss: "It's okay, we can use other methods..."
I thought something happened to him just now, and I was so nervous that I was scared to death for a long time. Now that I saw him go home, my whole body was completely relaxed. I don’t have the strength to move, I really don’t have the strength to do other postures. I’m almost exhausted to be able to open my mouth and speak now.”
Lawyer Mi turned me over, let me lie on the bed, and immediately put his mouth on my back, kissed from shoulder to buttocks, and finally stretched out his hand to give me a good pinch.
"If you are tired, just lie down, and I will solve it by myself in other ways."
I was still wondering what he could do to solve it, and the next second a familiar rod-shaped object was pressed against my back, and the rod-shaped object was placed on my spine.Uncle pulled my arm from behind, and with a little force, I lifted my arms up, and my cervical spine sank, forming a gap, and the hot and thick object rubbed up and down in the groove of my back...
It's the first time I've seen the legendary back play year, and the French really know how to play it.
I don't know when Lawyer Mi had the most fun. When he rubbed the seventh time, I fell asleep lying on the bed, and it was already 8 o'clock in the evening when I opened my eyes again.Go out and go downstairs.Uncle has already taken a shower, and there is a table of takeaways on the table, and he invites me to eat there.
I slept for a long time, and I was so hungry that I wolfed down the meal.Lawyer Mi smiled and watched me eat, and when I was full, he asked, "I slept for a long time, did you have enough rest?"
I nodded, and he asked again: "I ordered all your favorite food, are you full?" He nodded again.
Then, Lawyer Mi took off his glasses, smiled harmlessly, and asked softly, "You've had enough sleep and food, so you should have some strength, right?"
"..."
Afterwards, I once again saw the excellence of the French's racial talent.Before going to bed, I put my arms around him and asked casually, "Why didn't you text me today?"
He put his arms around me and said proudly: "I heard people say that if a couple is separated for a period of time, don't contact each other when they are about to meet. After meeting, the relationship will become better and the sex life will improve a lot."
"..."
After hearing this, I scolded the so-called "others" in my heart.
Still improving?No matter how much I improve, my life will be gone!
Later, when Lawyer Mi was on a business trip, I took the initiative to send him text messages.