dhibooks Chapter 48 Countdown
Chapter 48 Countdown
Last time because of the quarrel, we missed the time to try on the dress. The store is very famous, and it took a long time to make another appointment. It was not until six weeks before the wedding that we managed to make an appointment for two hours.The bridal shop is very elegant. There is a huge luxurious wedding dress in the window. Several girls stand in front of the window and look at it enviously.The two of us ordered by pressing. When we entered, we found that there were already two brides in the shop trying on their wedding dresses. There was only one room outside. He couldn't help turning his head to look a few more times.Lawyer Mi's brain is short, unconscious, and he keeps praising them, all kinds of teasing girls, "You two are so beautiful in wedding dresses, you are so lucky to marry your man", the little girls are ashamed He covered his face and was happy.
While the shopping guide was picking up clothes, Lawyer Mi couldn't stay idle, flipping through a row of wedding dresses beside him, took out one and pointed it at me: "Do you think this one looks good?"
I was playing a mobile game without raising my head, and I casually said to him: "It looks good, what's the matter, do you still want to wear it?"
He really took the wedding dress and compared it to the mirror, imagining how he would look in a white lace wedding dress, and he got goosebumps all over his body disgusted by the hot-eyed picture just thinking about it.
After a while, he took out a skirt from a row of clothes in the distance, and said cheerfully: "Asher, this dress is very beautiful! You must look good in it."
The loud voice attracted the attention of all the women around. They first looked at him, then at me, then at my uncle, and then at the...huge...wedding dress in his hand.
I broke down, walked over to grab the dress, put it back on the hanger, and dragged the dishonest lawyer Mi back to the original position, "You are crazy, what kind of wedding dress are you wearing, I won't wear it."
Lawyer Mi looked around at the women trying on wedding dresses while walking, and his eyes became brighter: "Look at how good-looking they are in wedding dresses, how beautiful they are, and you must look good in them too."
The corner of my mouth twitched, and I seriously corrected an important question: "They are women, and I am a man...Of course they look good in wedding dresses."
Uncle smiled with a sunny face: "No, Asher will definitely look good in it, I really want to see it." Then he put on a pair of [I really want to see it, I really want to see it, the baby really wants to see it ah! 】The longing expression.
How many years have I seen this expression, I have been immune to it long ago, do you think I will fall into the trap?hehe.
Ignoring him, he walked back to his original position and continued to take out his mobile phone to play games.
The wedding dress is custom-made and needs to be booked six months to one year in advance. The style is selected by lawyer Mi. The matching white tuxedo is three-piece, white coat, light gray vest, white wavy lace shirt, and light blue bow tie. Description: It can't be more coquettish, coupled with a golden wig, this image can be a cameo in Downton Abbey.Neither of them went well during the fitting. My trousers were cut short, exposing a large part of my ankle.The food at home has been very good recently. Attorney Mi has gone up more than a circle. The pants, vest and coat can’t be buttoned for a long time. Yes, and told him in a low voice that the store can speed up the expansion.
Attorney Mi felt ashamed, and argued: "I just have a little edema recently, I don't need to change it, and I will lose weight soon."
I knew very well that Lawyer Mi was a bit pissed about losing weight, so I was worried and persuaded him: "Yes, uncle, the wedding is only four weeks away, why don't you change it to a bigger size, just in case..."
Mi Gong was furious, his eyes widened, and his face was [What did you just say, say it again, do you dare to say it again? 】Looking at me angrily: "What do you mean? Just in case, what's in case! Don't you believe me? Do you think I can't lose weight?! Do you think I can't lose weight?!"
Losing a circle in six weeks, it must be out of the question...
I thought so in my heart, but it was different when I said it: "No, how can I do it, your weight loss effect is amazing, and you lose weight quickly."Recently, Lawyer Mi has a good temper. I don't know if it's middle-aged menopause coming early, or premarital syndrome. The closer the wedding is, the more neurotic he is, and the whole person is like a powder keg.
After trying on the clothes, I casually asked while I was getting dressed: "What do you want for lunch? I saw a Japanese food buffet on the way here, let's eat that."
With a bang, the curtain of the cubicle opened, and Lawyer Mi walked in with a dark face: "Buffet? I want to lose 10 pounds! What to eat, no junk food and snacks from today! Can you help me?"
That imposing manner, that tone of voice, and that small look in my eyes scared me so much that I didn't dare to speak back.
"..."
After returning home, my uncle went straight to the kitchen without saying a word, and cleaned up all the junk food and snacks in the house, not even the white sugar. The refrigerator that was already full was thrown away by him, and only three celery and two onions were left. .
I hugged the ladym cake and Italian ice cream I just bought and vowed not to let go, "This cake is 80 dollars a piece, and I drove an hour to Long Island to buy this box of gelato! How can you just throw it away! You give me an hour, I Start eating now and stuff it all in your stomach"
Mi Gongju yelled: "Oh, it's full of butter, fat and sugar, it's not good for your health, it's garbage, it's poison! Asher, don't eat it, I'm doing it for your own good."
"QAQ, can I take it to the boss? Really, I'll drive there now"
"Don't Destroy Others"
"Oh, they're not someone else. How well we know each other. Uncle, I beg you, don't throw it away!"
Lawyer Mi raised his eyebrows, stared at me angrily and asked, "Didn't you say you want to supervise me to lose weight? How can you call supervision like this? You don't even want to throw a cake, you definitely don't love me!"
"..."
Under my desperate wailing and assurance, I still failed to save the tragic fate of the pile of snacks being swept into the trash can.
In order to successfully lose weight, he increased the amount of exercise, and at the beginning he asked me to exercise with him, which is called companionship and support.I escaped safely on the grounds that "my dress will not fit any thinner".In order to exercise more, my uncle changed his morning jogging from 6:5 am to [-]:[-] am. Every morning when Butter saw him get up, he jumped away instantly, and his short legs ran behind Lawyer Mi’s butt. Running around, uncle went to the toilet, he also went.Lawyer Mi was wearing earphones and didn't pay attention. After going to the toilet, he closed the door directly. The little milk cat locked in the space full of poop was stunned on the spot, screaming heartbreakingly, and scratching the door with its little paws.When I heard the voice and came to rescue me, poor Butter almost fainted.
In addition to exercising, my uncle also strictly controlled my food intake, pressed me on the bed and told me repeatedly: "During this period of time, don't open fire at home, and you don't cook. Every time you cook, I can't keep going. Do you hear me? Zhou is not allowed to cook."From that day on, Lawyer Mi’s recipe pitifully changed to one sweet potato, three green vegetables, two boiled eggs for breakfast, two pieces of fish, three celery sticks, one bowl of broccoli, a handful of peanuts, two radishes, two Root celery, three egg whites.This amount is too little to feed butter. After two days of eating, he was so hungry that he felt dizzy.One night, as soon as I left the kitchen with a bowl of takeaway braised pork rice, my uncle stared at me immediately. His sharp eyes moved with the meat, and I couldn't swallow it at all.
He waved at him, "Uncle, why don't you come and eat something? Oh, it's fine to eat a little..."
When Mi Gongju heard this, he threw down the book and yelled, "It's all your fault! Every time I say it's okay to eat a little bit, it's okay to eat a little bit, look at me now! It's a big deal!" After yelling, he continued to gnaw on the celery angrily, That look, that ruthlessness, it seems that what I am chewing in my mouth is not celery, but my bones.
I took a mouthful of rice and felt aggrieved: "If you don't eat, you don't eat, why do you hate me?"
When a person is hungry, his temper grows rapidly.Lawyer Mi, who was hungry, became irritable, looking at everything that was not pleasing to the eye, and seeing what I thought was not worrying.Yesterday, I thought my sitting posture was not good. The day before yesterday, I said that the cream smelled all over my body. I insisted on giving him a bath. I took the little milk cat into the bathroom and rubbed it.Today, he just took a bite of his meal, and threw the celery on the table in a fit of temper: "What kind of broken celery is this, it's so unpalatable, will you buy vegetables?"
I silently gnawed on the apple without saying a word. After I finished gnawing, I got up and took two fish from the refrigerator, and started chopping the vegetables. Lawyer Mi got angry again. I said: "Didn't you promise me? You won't cook for a few days."
I squinted at him, grabbed the scallions, and quickly chopped them into pieces: "I promised you that I would not cook for people, but I didn't say that I would not cook for cats. I learned a recipe for cats from the Internet yesterday, and it can be cooked for cats." Eat butter, let him improve his food."
Premonitioning that there would be something delicious, Butter ran over, pulled my pants with two small paws, opened her mouth, and meowed.
Lawyer Mi's face was flushed, and he held back for a long time before he said a word: "You actually make fish for butter..." His voice was pitiful.
I ignored him and continued to slap and start chopping vegetables, and put the snow-white fish pieces into the pot to cook.The uncle was afraid of being tempted by the food, so he walked back to the living room dejectedly, and continued to eat carrots and celery.Twenty minutes later, a beautiful bowl of cat food came out, and the aroma of steamed fish filled the kitchen and gradually spread to the living room.Cream, who was squatting at the kitchen door and waiting for a long time, couldn't sit still, ran up and started pulling my pants again, rolling around in a cute way.
I took out the bowl of cream for eating, carefully poured a small half into it and let it cool, poured the remaining half into another bowl, poured some tomato sauce on it, covered it with a poached egg and a little rice.
He walked out of the kitchen with two bowls in his hand, one big and one small, one person and one cat squatted outside eagerly and waited with their heads up. They put the small bowl on the ground and the big bowl in front of Lawyer Mi.
"Eat it, without oil and salt, the fish is also cod with the lowest fat content, and you won't gain weight."
The cream immediately pounced on it and started to eat it, its little fluffy head almost fell into the bowl, meow meow meow so happy to eat.Lawyer Mi looked at the butter on the ground, then at the bowl in front of him, endured it for a few seconds, but was still defeated by the aroma of the food, and picked up the bowl and gobbled it up.I thought it was funny, "Why do you insist on losing weight, why do you insist on tormenting yourself, have you been hungry for so many days, are you starving?"
He ate quickly, swallowed a big mouthful of rice, and muttered in a low voice: "I don't want everyone to see us wearing the same clothes on the wedding day and point to me and say, how did you get a Shrek from the Little Mermaid?" Prince Eric, are you rich? That's why Asher is with you."
"You're really rich...you make $450 an hour."
"..."
Frightened by Lawyer Mi's resentful and hurt eyes, he immediately changed his words: "You are not fat at all, really, you are called plump."
He scraped the last bit of rice in the bowl, put the empty bowl on the table, and sighed: "Asher, you have never been fat, you don't understand the sorrow of those of us who used to be fat, you know that a fat gay What will happen for the rest of his life? He will die alone, no one likes a fat and ugly old man."
"Oh, you're really not fat! You just trained too much muscle a while ago, a little... strong, a little strong!"
Lawyer Mi completely ignored my consolation, and continued to lament: "You like to watch those TV dramas with fresh meat every day, such as The Vampire Diaries, A Song of Ice and Fire, and Cop and Thieves, all of which are carved Body. Not only are they handsome, they are also in good shape..."
"..."
He had a face full of QAQ, with pitiful little eyes, and an expectant expression of "I'll wait for you to comfort me by saying it nicely".The veins on my forehead were throbbing, and I looked at him for a long time, but I was still defeated.
"Uncle, no one is perfect, and neither are those stars. If both of you are perfect, they won't last long. At first I thought you were good at everything, tall, long legs, paralyzed, cold, and You have a cool and domineering aura... But gradually, I found that I like those imperfections on you more."
"You snore a little when you sleep at night, you like to shave your chest hair into different patterns, you don't wash your face in the morning, you go out with eye dropsy, you don't change your shirt for weeks, that smell... Then I found out , the person I like is an ordinary person like me, he has flesh and blood, which makes me feel at ease"
"It will be tiring to live with someone who is too perfect. I am not perfect. If I find a perfect person, I will not be able to keep up with him in my life. So you don't have to lose weight. I like your appearance very much."
Lawyer Mi blushed, shyly grabbed the cream and kneaded it, and the kneaded cat had a miserable face.I thought this was over, but the next morning, he patted the table and started yelling: "I was tempted by you to eat rice yesterday, and I will run an extra mile today, every time I lose weight, you will say this A good one, and then I gave up! This time I will not fall into your trap again! I must succeed in losing weight!"
Can this gun be more wronged? "..."
Three weeks later, Attorney Mi successfully lost eight catties and put on the same dress.
Two weeks before the wedding, people from the church called us to rehearse the wedding ceremony. When Attorney Mi heard about the church, he suddenly remembered and asked me, "Did you really donate more than 1 US dollars to that church? Was it blackmailed by that priest?" gone?"
I was afraid that he would still want to go to the church to find trouble at this time, so I waved my hand to comfort him: "Oh, don't worry about it, it doesn't cost much, anyway, we can get married there, and that's the most important thing. "
Three days later, the archbishop of the church came to the door in person. The old man with silver hair and a crown on his head looked very kind. He apologized for asking me to donate, and handed me a check for 3 U.S. dollars. It will never happen, and the cost of my uncle and I's wedding will be waived.
After Lawyer Mi returned home, I asked him, "Did you really go to church to get the money back?"
He said bluntly, "I shouldn't have donated it in the first place. As a clergyman, I was ashamed to ask for money. That person's priest's license has been revoked, and he will not be allowed to take another exam for life."
After dinner at night, I stared at the check with my starry eyes, and kissed again and again: "Baby, we will never be separated again! I promise! muamuamua"
Seeing his boyfriend and a pile of money promised for life, Lawyer Mi felt as if he had eaten a pile of shit, and he was also quite broken.
I used to hear people say that getting engaged is not difficult, but the period from getting engaged to getting married is very difficult.I finally understand now that the gap between love and marriage is so big.Love is a matter of two people alone, and marriage is a matter of two people together.Share weal and woe, share gains and losses, share weal and woe.During the year of preparing for the wedding, my uncle and I quarreled every now and then. We were always impatient, and threatened to get married every now and then. It was all the boss, the team leader, and little D who persuaded us to fight.
Why the fight, I don't know.In the past few months, I have not lost my temper with my boss and little D. I always get angry for no reason, and put the blame on them: "Look, it's all thanks to you two. Who said before that marriage won't let us separate The two of us have been arguing every day for the past few months, and I want to break up with you, can life be any worse?"
It made them both quite confused: "No, I was just wondering, why are you angry?"
I yelled back, "I don't know, but I'm just upset!"
"...", Xiao D and the boss were left speechless by me, and said secretly: "You are so upset, why don't you get married at all."
I rolled my eyes and continued to scold them: "No way, we have already paid the deposit for the banquet hall, booked the banquet, and spent tens of thousands of dollars back and forth. If we don't get married at this time, we can't get all the money back. It's too bad , why did you two give me bad ideas?"
Little D: ...
The boss broke down and drove me away: "Go the fuck, how many people have you two got married this time! Worry about yourself! We don't care!"