dhibooks Chapter 34 The Circle
Chapter 34 The Circle
Lawyer Mi was still jet-lagged, and was extremely sleepy at two or three o'clock in the afternoon, so he took him to Starbucks to buy coffee.When the boy who ordered the meal saw his blond hair and blue eyes, he smiled and greeted him in Chinese and English, Hello, good and excellent, Watt has unique Wang Te, (hello, howareyou, whatdoyouwant) said in a weird way.
Lawyer Mi's eyes were dimmed, and he spat out three Chinese words, "Hei Ga Fei, pile up big cups, crab and crab"
Order boy: ...
After a big cup of coffee, Mi Jin Mao is another hero.
In the afternoon, I walked along Chunxi Road until I reached East Street. I found everything new. I bought one here and looked there. If it looked good, I bought another one. Unknowingly, I had several bags of gadgets in my hand.I stretched out my hands and picked it up. Eye masks, coin purses, various snacks, small advertisements for eyebrow trimming posted by aunts and men on the side of the road, a set of Big Dipper earrings, and a pair of flower hairpins were all taken away by him like treasures. up.The two of them stopped and went, wandered blindly to a street, and the proportion of men on the street was obviously higher than that of other streets.
I didn't notice it at first, but people around me looked at us, thinking it was a gay novelty.But I vaguely feel that this time is a little different. Many people always smile when they rub shoulders with us, with subtle expressions.Uncle accidentally bumped into someone while walking, causing the food in that person's hand to drop. The other person turned his head and wanted to get angry, but the tone of lawyer Shangmi immediately softened and stared straight at him.After walking like this, even I can clearly feel the naked enthusiasm for uncle from the eyes of other men.I didn't think much about it at first, thinking that it was the first time for Chinese people to see Jin's novelty of foreigners so completely, so I continued to walk carelessly.
This time, when I returned to China, I planned to buy a few more pairs of trousers with a suitable waist, so I took my uncle to the mall for a while, trying on clothes one by one.Lawyer Mi is flamboyant on the outside and coquettish on the inside. He looks quite serious, but his heart is like waves.The problem is, he not only wants to wave by himself, but also pulls me to wave together.The way I buy trousers is to try on a pair that looks good and fits well. I buy five and ten pairs at a time and go back to stockpile them until they are all worn out, and then I buy another ten pairs.
He was very critical of my shopping method, and he criticized me as a gay, but I actually have the flawed attribute of not showing off, not being flirty, and not dressing up well.Ever since my uncle found out that I wear two pairs of long johns in my winter trousers, and sometimes I wear three pairs when it’s extremely cold, I have completely lost the right to give suggestions when buying clothes at home.Lawyer Mi quickly scanned the rows of clothes with his sharp eyes. He followed behind our buttocks as soon as we entered the door. The little shopping guide boy with non-mainstream brown-yellow slanted bangs immediately stepped forward and said attentively: "Sir, what do you want today?" What to buy? Pants? Clothes? Coats?..."
I pouted and pointed to Lawyer Mi in front of me: "Don't ask me, ask him, I have no say in this matter."
The little boy immediately showed a wretched expression of "Oh~ I understand you", and continued to talk: "He is the head of your family? Not bad, he is also a foreigner."
host?what Lord?I didn't quite understand what he said, but I didn't deny the relationship between me and my uncle, and nodded slightly as an answer.Seeing that I admitted so neatly, the boy who was the shopping guide also got excited, leaned over and asked in a low voice: "It is said that foreigners have very long dicks, which can reach their stomachs. Is it true?"
"...", I have an excuseme look on my face?This brother, we met for the first time, why don't you sell clothes well and discuss other people's dicks with me?Or my man's second child?
He also saw that my expression was wrong, and immediately apologized: "Hey, I'm sorry, I'm quite straightforward, and I can't help but say what I think of."
I waved my hand and said it was all right. Lawyer Mi picked out the clothes, and the little boy immediately ran over and took them all into his arms, and yelled at me, "I'll find you a fitting room!"
The uncle who had just finished choosing the clothes hadn’t reacted yet, and the things in his hand were gone, he looked at me in a daze, and then at the shopping guide who ran away, pointing at him and complaining: "Why did he rob me of my clothes? ", and also popularized science to foreign friends about the profession of shopping guide in China, which is similar to the waiter in a clothing store, which opened the eyes of Lawyer Mi.
Uncle loved playing with Barbie dolls when he was a child, not only suffered from severe Barbie doll leg breaking syndrome (please refer to the first chapter of XO is not what you think X, you can do X if you think X), but also likes to dress people up.To him, I'm just a real-life scale doll, playing for nothing.According to Lawyer Mi's match, he changed from suit to suit. He dragged his chin and sternly, looking like a domineering president: "Turn left", "Turn right", "Stuff your shirt inside", "This dress is not Looks good, change to the previous one"...
After tossing and tossing for almost an hour, Lawyer Mi finally had fun and waved his hand in satisfaction. The shopping guide next to him immediately walked up to take the clothes away, and asked me in a low voice, "Does he mean that he wants them all?"
I nodded, and the younger brother happily went to check out with the clothes in his arms.Lawyer Mi put his arms around me and straightened his collar: "Finally I can buy you some decent clothes. The jeans you are wearing now have been from when we were together. How many years do you think you have been wearing them?"
"It means that these pants are the best testimony of our long-distance love running. They haven't been worn for so many years. Do you know how difficult it is for me to buy a pair of pants that fit the waist, butt and leg length?"
He took out the card from his wallet, took the card and ordered: "Change me to the newly bought leather pants tomorrow."
After buying four sets of clothes, five pairs of trousers, and two coats, Lawyer Mi directly swiped the card to pay for the money. The shopping guide held the heavy dark blue metal card and didn’t dare to swipe it for a long time. He looked up and asked me: “Do you have a UnionPay card?” Is it? I’m afraid I won’t be able to swipe this card.”
"Don't worry, this card is an internationally accepted VISA, and it must be swiped in the past"
The little brother showed a firm expression of "I believe in you", and swiped it proudly. After a while, a text message notification sound came from Lawyer Mi's mobile phone, reminding him to spend XXX dollars by swiping his card in a certain shopping mall in Chengdu.He looked at his phone and praised again: "So many clothes only cost 800 US dollars, Chinese things are cheap."
I silently complained in my heart: nonsense, earning US dollars and spending RMB, there is an exchange rate in the middle, it is not cheap.The little brother folded the clothes one by one, tore a blank receipt separately, wrote a series of numbers and stuffed it into the bag together.She winked at me: "Brother, this is my mobile phone number. If you are bored at night, come to me anytime, and I will take you to play." Then she winked at Uncle again.
Lawyer Mi took the bag, and not long after he walked out of the store, he reached in and took out the note with the phone number on it, threw it into the trash can, and taught me with a puffy face: "Look at you, you are in the United States. In this way, China is also like this, why do you attract bees and butterflies everywhere?"
"...", lying innocently on the gun, it's really a fucking resentment.
After shopping for clothes, Lawyer Mi took me to buy shoes again. A pair of Martin boots, a pair of short leather boots, and a pair of tight-fitting long lace-up army boots. Double throw, let me walk in military boots immediately.I also want to stop: "Hey, what are you doing? I haven't worn those shoes for long."
"Not long ago? I bought it in 13 years, and it's almost 16 years. The $40 shoes are enough for 3 years. I can't wear these anymore."
I could only watch helplessly as my uncle threw those short boots into the trash can mercilessly.The little brother next to me laughed when he saw it, and secretly said to me: "Your partner is really strict with you, isn't it usually hard enough?", which made me roll my eyes.Attorney Mi also asks for dress codes. At other times, what dare you ask me to do?Even if you gave him eight hundred guts, he wouldn't dare.
The two of them were tired from shopping, so they went to a nearby store to buy milk tea. They found a store at random, but there were basically no people there. When ordering food, the clerk kept chatting with me, squinting at the person standing next to me while chatting. Rice Golden Retriever.When I was shopping for milk tea, I borrowed the restroom from the shop to go to the restroom, and when I came out again, I saw that the clerk had chatted with Lawyer Mi.The little brother asked the uncle in a stuttering Chinese English: "Where are you from?"
Lawyer Mi also stammered and replied in Chinese: "The country of Mi... and the country of Wa..."
"Wa Kingdom? Where is that?"
"It's the country of Ha... the country of Wa... the country of Fa..." Uncle's big tongue couldn't be straightened for a long time, and he couldn't make a fa sound.
Seeing me coming out of the toilet, he immediately came over and asked, "Asher, how do you say this in French?"
"fu-a-fa, France, France, how many times have you remembered?"
Lawyer Mi read it a few times by himself, then turned to his brother and said, "France, I am France and the United States."
The clerk nodded, looked me up and down, then looked at my uncle, and said firmly, "You two are a couple."
I didn't intend to refute at all. I took a sip of the milk tea from my uncle, and the little brother continued: "Your boyfriend is very handsome. Foreigners are good-looking, and they are really tall."
Looking up at Lawyer Mi, he had almost finished drinking a cup of coffee, and now he was yawning again.
The little brother had sharp eyes, and immediately poured a cup of coffee and handed it over. Lawyer Mi gratefully took it, and breathed a sigh of relief.
I took out my wallet, and according to the price hanging on the blackboard, I took out eight yuan and pressed it on the table.The clerk waved his hand and said with a smile: "It's just black coffee, let me treat you."
I still pushed the money over: "That's so embarrassing, the account will not be reconciled, and the boss will deduct your money."
"No one drinks our coffee every day, and several pots were poured out before closing at night." The smile on the little brother's face suddenly became brighter: "You don't need to give me money, can you write me your friend's mobile phone number?"
"..."
It was the first time someone had so blatantly poached someone, and glanced at Lawyer Mi who was standing in front of the bar, drinking his second cup of coffee. He felt an unreasonable fire in his heart, and wanted to curse on the spot: Damn, why didn’t I find out that he was an idiot before? Sweet and sour?After arriving in China, this product has been attracting little girls and boys from all directions like human hormones everywhere. Before, the group of girls in the mall to the pointy little slut shopping guides endlessly took the opportunity to eat tofu. Now buy a milk tea Even meeting a base is also drunk.
I was upset: "You just said that we are a couple, and now you want to ask me for his number?"
The little brother smiled, raised his eyebrows and said: "I also have a boyfriend, everyone is just playing casually, just to have fun, I have always wanted to have sex with a foreigner, it is said that Europeans and Americans can grow dicks, and they can reach their stomachs."
After thinking about it, I called out to a foreign friend: "Uncle, come here."
Attorney Mi got the order, and immediately leaned over, lowered his head and asked, "What's wrong?"
Stretching out his right hand with the ring, he slowly stroked his upturned hair, "It's okay, it's just that your hair is messed up."
The little brother looked at my ring finger, smiled and said: "The ring is good."
"Look, our wedding ring"
The little brother's face was stiff: "Wedding ring? Are you married?"
"Not yet, I'm already engaged, and the ceremony will be held next year"
"Oh... that's it, okay..." His expression was complicated, with regret, pity, and envy.
I have never been in contact with the gay circle in China, so I don't know much about it, but I have heard about it.In fact, the gay scene in every country is similar. There are those who are chaotic, those who know how to play, those who love to play, those who can play, and those who are safe, obedient, and live a good life.Everyone's goals are different, and the circle is also different.Most of the time, the life of homosexuality is very bitter and difficult. Many people hang out in the circle with an attitude of having fun and having fun. Those people will eventually get married sooner or later. It doesn’t matter if they marry a man or a woman. knew.
I took out the money again to pay for the coffee, but the clerk still stopped me: "I've agreed to invite you, just take it as an apology, I'm sorry, I don't know if you are serious."
At the end, he smiled at us again, and said in a very sincere tone: "Bless you all, happy wedding"
At that moment, I felt very lucky, because I got what many people longed for, but I couldn't get it anyway.
Me, little D and the boss, the three of them are not fuel-efficient lamps, and no one can stop them from playing. 419, master-slave, SM, I have basically played those things in the circle.I heard someone say this before: "There are two types of people in the gay circle, evil spirits and evil spirit masters. The little sluts who can play tricks and the little sluts have their own money. There must be someone in this world who can subdue the evil spirits." , Let’s make waves now, and when you get caught by the Demon Subduing Master later, you won’t be able to make waves even if you want to.”
Lawyer Mi is my demon-subduing master. After being with him, I seldom play these things, and gradually fade away from the circle.Do I look like a well-behaved person? ...It must not be, but the little coquettish heart in my heart that wanted to go out of the universe was strangled in the cradle by Lawyer Mi before it germinated.
When I came home from shopping for vegetables in the evening, the rice had already been steamed at home, and the smell of the rice filled the house, my grandma wiped her hands and walked out of the kitchen, took the vegetables in my hand, and asked casually: "How is your shopping today? Good guy, bought so many clothes, and bought new shoes? It’s pretty nice”
Lawyer Mi carried a few big bags and said with a smile: "It's all... Asher's... I... bought it", he always paused in his speech, he only spoke Chinese he knew, and paused when he encountered a word he didn't know. Will pass empty.
Grandma nodded, and boasted again: "I still have a good eye for rice. Look at the clothes you wore before. You don't throw them away after wearing them for several years."
There are eight or nine dishes for dinner, most of which are meat dishes. Grandma keeps picking up vegetables for my uncle and calling him to eat.The four of them ate and drank enough, took a bath, and Mr. Mi, who persisted for a day, was completely exhausted. His head was stuck to the pillow and he could no longer get up. After a while, the small snoring became deafening.Seeing that he fell asleep, I was about to go back to my room, but my grandpa stopped me as soon as I went out: "Come and draw a picture with me."