Chapter 10 Chickenpox
Chapter 10 Chickenpox
Winter is coming, and the flu season is high. After the lawyer Mi got the flu vaccine, the gorgeous wilted vegetables the next day, became unconscious and had a high fever.I stayed at home to take care of him, and it wasn't until the evening that something was wrong.Many small red dots appeared on Lawyer Mi's scary white skin.At first I thought it was an allergy, so I took out a piece of toothpaste and wiped it for a long time, but the result became more and more serious, and some red spots bulged out and pus flowed out.
I touched his face worriedly: "Uncle, there is something wrong with you, let's go to the emergency room at night, why are there more and more red spots?"
He was burned out, and he was moaning with a sad face, "Asher, I think I'm going to die... this time I'm really going to die..."
Lawyer Mi has been ill twice in the past few years, both of which were fevers. Each time he yelled that he was going to die, and cried while grabbing the quilt to leave a last message, asking me not to forget to put the things he kept under the bed when he died. The pile of otaku manga collection was burned to him.After taking the medicine and taking a nap, nothing happened the next day, and the body is great and delicious.
This time he fell ill. It was the first time I saw him so seriously ill. I also panicked. I searched for skin diseases on the Internet, and the conclusions I got were all: chickenpox.
"Uncle, have you had chickenpox before?"
Lawyer Mi snorted softly: "What?..."
"Have you ever had chickenpox?"
"What?...Asher I don't want fried chicken nuggets..."
(Chickenpox in English is pronounced like chickenpox and chickenbox.)
"No, chickenpox, chickenpox... Forget it, I won't ask you."
I used Skype to call Lawyer Mi's mother in France and asked about the situation in detail. Lawyer Mi had never had chickenpox when he was a child and had no antibodies in his body.The current situation is most likely chickenpox.
Now I'm in a dilemma. I've never had chicken pox, I've never seen anyone else get it, and I don't know how to deal with it.
I went out and bought a lot of medicine and adhesive tape, and when I checked out, I asked the cashier if he had chickenpox.The chubby white aunt asked me seriously: "Does anyone in your family have chickenpox?" I nodded and explained, "I have a partner, but I have never had it, and I don't know how to deal with it."
When the aunt heard it, she said anxiously: "Oh, that's terrible. Chickenpox is more dangerous for adults than children. You have to be careful if you haven't had it. All three children in my family have had chickenpox. Come on, let me tell you, you Gotta do this..."
She took me to talk in detail for more than ten minutes, and wrote a piece of prevention and treatment steps for my reference, and repeatedly asked me to disinfect after returning home.When I got home, I washed my hands first, wiped off the toothpaste again, and applied medicine to my uncle again as my aunt taught me.
Lawyer Mi muttered in a daze, "What is this, it smells really bad."
"Specially used to treat chickenpox, so as not to leave scars"
He was still a little confused, "Huh? I have chickenpox? No way?"
"Yeah, I heard from your mother that you never had chickenpox before. I also called the family doctor to tell you about your situation. They also said that you should have chickenpox. Maybe someone will come over to take a look at you tomorrow. Hey, I've never had chicken pox, what should I do?"
He was almost in a fever, and he half-closed his eyes and yelled, "What? You haven't had chickenpox? That's no good, you get out, get out now."
While talking, he straightened up and waved the pillow as if to drive me out.
I fell off the bed suddenly by him, sat on the ground and cursed: "You are insane, why should I go out? I really have a fever."
"You have never had chickenpox, and you have no antibodies. You will be infected. I can do it myself." He got off the bed, stretched out his hand and pushed me towards the door.
"Fuck you, your lips are dry from the burn, you can see that you are walking crooked now"
Lawyer Mi was so dizzy from the fever that he couldn't even stand upright, walked crookedly, and tried to drive me out.
As a result, one leg was weak and fell to the ground, struggling for a long time without getting up.I went up and carried him to the bed, and pulled out two quilts to cover him, "He's really sick, he's still messing around like this, just stay calm!"
The three-and-a-half-year-old Mi, who was sick, opened her mouth and acted like a baby, saying that her mouth was bitter and uncomfortable, and she wanted to eat sweets and Oreo cookies.I had to go downstairs to get it for him.
I went upstairs with the biscuits, and before I reached the stairs, I heard a click.
I ran up quickly and pressed the doorknob hard, but it couldn't be opened. I was so angry that I yelled, "Michelle! You bastard! Open the door!"
A muffled voice came from inside, "No, it will be contagious to you, don't come in"
"Then where am I going to sleep tonight?"
"There are so many rooms in the house, you can just find one"
"You don't want your Oreo cookies anymore?"
Lawyer Mi hesitated: "...Yes, you leave it at the door, I'll go out and get it later"
"Fuck you, there are people with biscuits, and you can't even think about people without biscuits."
"..."
"Do you want more cookies?"
"..."
He raised his voice and asked again: "No more biscuits?", opened the bag, deliberately rubbed the bag to make it loud, took a bite, and said with great enjoyment, "I haven't eaten Oreo for a long time, it's so delicious, or Double-layer sandwich, soaked in milk will definitely taste better”
"..."
I ate half a bag of biscuits outside the door. Uncle struggled for a long time, but he still gritted his teeth and said angrily, "I won't eat it! You can keep it for yourself!"
Hey, I'm still in a hurry.
I knocked on the door again, but there was no movement inside.
I leaned against the door and whispered, "Uncle, don't make trouble, just open the door."
His aggrieved voice came out: "...you don't even give me cookies QAQ"
"I'll eat it for you, I'll eat it for you, there's still half a bag left, open the door quickly"
"I just like to eat freshly opened! You opened it all! QAQ"
"Then I'll give you that new bag, open the door quickly"
Waited a moment, "Don't, you will be infected"
"Michelle, it's really all right, let me in"
"Asher, stop arguing with me, ahem, this disease is too uncomfortable. I don't want you to get it too, and suffer along with it. I know you have been vaccinated, but in case, I don't want to take the risk."
Attorney Mi has a very bad temper, he says what he says, and he doesn't take hard and soft at critical moments.
Rolling his eyes, he began to tempt him with food,
"Then do you want to eat something else? You haven't eaten all day, so you must be hungry now. What do you want to eat? Shall I make it for you?"
After a few minutes, Lawyer Mi's weak voice came from inside, "I want to eat braised pork QAQ"
"It's a big night, it's not good to eat such greasy food when you have a fever."
Lawyer Mi turned into Mi Sansui in an instant, and started yelling unreasonably: "You asked me what I want to eat, and I just want braised pork!"
"Chengchengcheng, I'll make braised pork for you." The sick person is the biggest, and there is no way to reason with the sick person.
Lawyer Mi was satisfied, and he didn't forget to add another sentence: "Remember to cook more rice, bring Oreos with you, and pour me a glass of milk!"
"...Okay, I'll do it now"
Quickly cut the mess with a pressure cooker to make a pot of braised pork, steamed a large pot of white rice, poured a glass of milk, took another bag of unopened Oreos, put them on the tray, and held the tray with one hand while knocking on the door , "The braised pork is here, open the door quickly."
He still didn't open the door, and called through the door: "You put it on the ground first, then go downstairs, I'll get it myself later."
"Get out of here, open the door! The food is getting cold!"
Lawyer Mi refused to let go, "No, you go downstairs, hurry up!"
I had to hide in the next room, trying to wait for him to open the door before jumping out.
"Quandtoietmoionfaitboumboumboum, boumboumboum"
The mobile phone in the trouser pocket rang suddenly, and I took it out to see the caller ID: Uncle
Lawyer Mi's voice came from the next door, "I knew you must be hiding next door, go downstairs!"
Gritting his teeth, he kicked the door hard: "I'm so fucking cheap, I'm just giving someone a cold ass! Okay! You can fucking die in that room!"
Throw clothes and go downstairs.
I went downstairs to play two games, and when I came up again, there were only two empty bowls left outside the door.There was no movement inside, and he probably fell asleep, so he didn't dare to knock on the door again, for fear of waking him up.
He tiptoed downstairs with the bowl in hand, tidied up briefly, then went upstairs to the next room, turned off the lights and went to bed.
The family doctor came the next day, and Attorney Mi was finally willing to open the door and let us in.The female doctor was very experienced, she made a bold move, prescribed a lot of medicine, and gave me a list, asking me to wipe my uncle's body every day.
Attorney Mi with a thermometer in his mouth reminded in a low voice: "He has never had chickenpox, so he won't be infected."
The female doctor waved her hand and explained: "It's okay, as long as he has been vaccinated, he will basically not be infected, and I have never been infected. Don't worry, I also prescribed some medicine for him, as long as he is sterilized in place, he will be fine."
Glancing at someone lying on the bed: "Did you hear that, as long as you get vaccinated, you'll be fine. Who told you not to get vaccinated before, you deserve it."
A certain person stopped talking, pulled the quilt over in a fit of anger, covered half of his face, and turned his head to ignore me.
I can't take a bath after having chickenpox, and I have to take medicine every night.For the first time, I found out that the chickenpox spread all over the body, even the area under the crotch.Chickenpox-covered penis looks a lot like a sex toy.
"Look, doesn't it look like the props they used in pornographic films?" He held his penis with ointment in his hands, and motioned for his uncle to look down. His face was stiff and trembling, "Have you applied it? Just let go!"
"Not yet, I haven't wiped my back and buttocks yet, chicken pox really grows everywhere"
Uncle hugged the quilt to cover his face, and let me play with it at will.
"Oh, what's so shy, it's not like I haven't seen it before. Why are you covering it so tightly?"
He muffled awkwardly: "Leave me alone! Wipe it off!"
Well, Lawyer Mi's proud self-esteem was hurt a little again.
After applying the ointment for more than a week, the chickenpox that came out gradually shrank, and the scar fell off, leaving a shallow mark. I was afraid of leaving a scar, so I bought another ointment to remove the scar. After applying it, I tied it in circles Bandages, dozens of small adhesive plasters of various colors were pasted on the face.
I held back my laughter and twitched. Attorney Mi stared at me with resentful eyes, and muttered, "Why are you laughing again?"
Shaking his head quickly: "No, I didn't laugh, I didn't laugh"
He didn't believe it, took a look in the mirror, lifted the quilt angrily, pointed at me and growled: "Why do I have marks all over my body?! What did you paint on me?!"
I comforted him: "Uncle, this is normal, chickenpox is like this, and it will disappear after a while."
The stinky Lawyer Mi obviously didn't believe it, and he pulled his hair and went crazy: "You are talking nonsense! Look at me, me, me...there are scars all over my face, on my arms, on my thighs, how can I see people like this?! I am disfigured!"
Continue to coax: "It's only a few days, and it will be all over next week, and it will be gone. I applied the scar ointment on you. The doctor also said that the chickenpox marks will stay on the body for a few days"
Lawyer Mi was still holding the mirror and kept looking at it. I thought he would not be able to recover for a while, so I ignored him and went downstairs to cook.
When the meal was almost done, I went upstairs and asked him to come to eat. As soon as I entered the door, I saw Lawyer Mi holding the mirror in one hand, sitting pitifully on the bed wiping tears.
I:……
Seeing me coming in, he grabbed the quilt to cover his head, retracted inside, and formed a huge quilt ball on the bed.
"..."
Go up to pat the quilt, "Uncle, it's time to eat"
The quilt group let out a muffled cry, "I don't eat, my face is like this, what's the point of being alive, just die."
"..."
Patted the quilt lightly: "I made braised chicken legs and beef soup today"
Was shaken by the regiment.
"I also steamed big steamed buns and bean paste buns. They are just out of the oven and they are still hot. Do you really want to eat them?"
A golden fluffy head was poked out by the group, "Is it the sweet one with red beans in it?"
"Yes, the one with red beans is delicious."
"..."
"Do you want to eat?"
"……eat"
While he was eating, put away all the mirrors in the room, so as to save him from being troubled by seeing them all the time.
Adults suffer from chickenpox much more seriously than children. Lawyer Mi has been completely sluggish for almost two weeks. He lies in bed all day weak, sleeps when he is full, eats again when he wakes up, and weighs himself after he recovers. Gained 8 pounds, and there was another burst of crying and howling, "How can you still gain weight when I am so sick?! This is unscientific, how is this possible?!"
In order not to trigger a war again, I silently swallowed the phrase "you eat and sleep these days, can you not get fat?" and changed the subject, "Look, the marks on your face are gone, what can I say? Come on, there will be no scars at all.”
Lawyer Mi looked in the mirror smugly, touched his cheek, and was very satisfied, "Fortunately, my face was not disfigured, otherwise you would have given up on me."
I complained silently in my heart: I don't look very good-looking, what's the point of being so beautiful all day long.
The author has something to say:
In fact, Lawyer Mi himself is very serious and serious.But she especially likes to act like a baby in front of Asher.I didn't believe my brother told me that Lawyer Mi would act like a baby, because I had never seen him before. He was serious and serious in front of me, and he was very handsome, cool and elite.My brother said, "Of course he can't let you see him. I suspect that there is a switch on his body. Every time he enters the house, he will automatically switch to the Mi-[-]-year-old funny mode, and then switch back to it when he goes out the next morning."
Starting today, the United States enters winter time, and the update time is still set between 8:10 p.m. and 8:10 p.m. in China. On weekends, would you like to update from 12:[-] p.m.
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