100 moments of i love you

Chapter 13

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You have a small birthmark on your chest, it's so oddly shaped that I thought it was a tattoo when I first found it.

You said tattooing in this kind of place isn't your brain flooding.

Then who knows if your thoughts are so special.I said, have you ever heard a saying that a birthmark represents the cause of death in the previous life, and your position must be an arrow in the chest.

Yeah?You think it's very interesting, so come over and pick my clothes off: Where's yours? Where's your birthmark?

I pressed your hand and said don't look for it, it really doesn't exist.I guess I died of old age peacefully.

You say not necessarily, it is possible that I blocked an arrow for you, and then you were heartbroken, so you took poison and committed suicide.

It's so imaginative, I admire it.I asked, why do you think so?

You said, people like me should have no enemies. If you want to hit the arrow, you must have blocked it for others, so it must have blocked it for you.

I was very touched.It took a long time before I felt something was wrong: Why do I have to have enemies!How hated am I?

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On the eve of Christmas Eve, Zhang Fei returns to China with his young boyfriend Paul, whom he just hooked up with in England.Coincidentally, Paul’s hometown is in the same city as mine, so he followed him along and asked me to come out to meet him, so we made an appointment for dinner one day.

During the dinner, Zhang Fei pointed at you and said to Paul, I am going to train you to be like this.

The few of us are baffled and don't know what it means.

Zhang Fei went on to say, "Che Zai and his family have been well trained by him. He obeys his advice and works like a good housewife. Do you have to hear this in the future?"

Paul said unconvinced, then I have to train you to be like this first.

The two were pinching, I said while eating, I'm sorry, I really didn't train him, he was like this when I met him.

Zhang Fei said, nonsense, can they see you?

The bitch!I glared.

You laughed beside you and didn't answer the conversation.

I glanced at you, and suddenly felt that what Zhang Fei said made sense.

Maybe I traded eight lifetimes of luck for you.

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Lying on the bed and chatting before going to bed, I suddenly asked, wife, what do you think you should do if I die before you.

You said, then I can only move to a nursing home.

I asked again what if I die before I get old, think about it, like a car accident or something...

You said that there is nothing there, so there are so many car accidents.

It's boring!I pouted.Then I started to be malicious and sensational, saying that I really can’t bear to leave you alone, if you are bullied by others, I will be sad in heaven, and who will help you squeeze toothpaste when you lie in bed in the morning, watch it in the middle of the night When the TV falls asleep, who will carry you back to the house, you can’t even cook, who will take care of you when I die, and so on.I usually write a lot of soft articles, and this kind of words just come out of my mouth.

Then you cry.

Damn, this development is simply beyond my comprehension.

Didn't you realize at the time that what I said was all made up at random?Anyway, there are several sentences that are obviously not talking about the two of us.

After coaxing for an hour, your eyes are swollen when you finally fall asleep.I threw a towel to cover your eyes, and while applying it, I thought, did I say something wrong or did you really never think that everyone is mortal?

I made Yu Huan cry three times in half a year. I am probably the most unconscionable Guinness record holder.

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As for the matter of life and death, in fact, I think I am quite open-minded.When I was young, I also experienced several escapes from the claws of death. Although I was scared when I thought about it, I didn't think it was very serious.

After all, no one cared about my life and death since I was a child, so I didn't care that much myself.

I have always felt that telling others about this matter is as normal as eating and drinking, and I don't think there is anything unlucky about cursing myself to death.I still remember the first time I told Zhang Fei, my plane will go home tomorrow, if the plane falls, please help me update my signature, what is my QQ password, his crazy expression.

When I was in kindergarten, I began to think about life in an autistic state every day.Before I went to school, the only person who could give me warmth was my grandma. If it wasn't for her, I would have died on the side of the road before I went to school.

So later, when she passed away in her third year of high school, she really felt like she had nothing to love.I can't even remember how I got into the college entrance examination room. It must be said that it is a miracle to be admitted to that university.

And then I met you.

Because of you, I no longer hope that my life will end in a painless way earlier every day.

Because although life is full of suffering, as long as you give me a little sweetness, it is enough for me to last for a long time.I want to go farther and farther with you.

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When you are on winter vacation, I finally have the opportunity to go back to my mother's house with you.

The scene was very chaotic.I just remember being pushed by my mother-in-law, who was furious. Unfortunately, I was dizzy just after getting off the plane, but I couldn't stand still. What's more unfortunate, my left knee hit the stairs next to me.

Then I couldn't stand up immediately.

The surroundings immediately became quiet, and the scene was very embarrassing.

Your originally not-so-good-looking complexion became even more gloomy, you shook off your father-in-law who was pulling you and came to help me.He also turned around and said to them both, don't you know that he has an injury on his leg!Why don't you call 120 soon?

The sound is not loud, but it makes me break out in a cold sweat. How can I say it, it's the feeling of the little poor on the side of the road suddenly seeing the emperor in person.

Sneaking a sneak peek at your expressionless side face.It is really my Majesty the Son of Heaven.