Chapter 21
Chapter 21
The small fan draws a slight coolness, and the summer is long.
In the blink of an eye, Xiang Siyu has returned to the military training team for five full days.
The sun is burning like fire, and the sweat is pouring down like rain. At this time, in the hottest season of the year, most of the freshmen's sentiments and moods are tanned, and these two words are the most appropriate.
Different grades and different classes, there will always be a group favorite, no matter boys or girls, they will chat and fight around this "little panda" selected by the crowd, on the one hand to pass the boring little time, on the other hand On the one hand, it can gather the unity of the people.
"You are so white, how can we girls feel so embarrassed? Little Raindrop"
"I can't believe it even if you kill me, you didn't even put on any sunscreen. Little raindrops"
"Xiao Yudi, do you have a younger sister? Or older sister is fine, are you single? Can you add a WeChat?"
"Little Yudi, isn't it just that you don't have long leg hair? But don't feel inferior, your little fresh meat is popular these days, and by the way, tell my buddies the phone numbers of your fifth generation younger sisters!"
Surrounded by the crowd, Xiang Siyu, who was unable to walk or stand, struggled for a long time before passing through the gap between the legs of a girl who was thinner than him. Qin Ju, who was enjoying the shade under the big tree beside him, issued a coded signal for help.
Qin Ju used the simplest lip language that a kid could understand, "Hold on, little raindrop." Then he spread his shoulders helplessly.
"Aren't you going to save your Xiang Siyu? Qin Yu," the instructor Lei Dian who was also standing under the big tree said with a bit of sarcasm.
"Little brat should have his own social circle. No matter how much I like him, I can't prevent him from making friends. Lei Dian, you don't have to follow me all the time. Let me tell you the truth! I won't go with you , you should be able to guess the reason." After Qin Ju finished speaking, he raised his legs and held a piece of dog's tail grass in his mouth.
"Originally, I was just interested in you, but since you can do 5 push-ups in just 400 minutes without any effort, I really don't want to let you go, Qin Yu, but I also know that twisting The melons are not sweet, and your ambition is not here." Although Lei Dian said so, in fact, he still did not give up.
"Then you stay away from me! Let the air around me circulate." Qin Ju looked at the thunder and lightning blocking him, which was a big black lump, and he had an urge to kick it away.
"You said that if the terms I offer are attractive enough, will classmate Xiang Siyu come with me?" Lei Dian thought he had caught the other party's lifeline, and he wanted to use Xiang Siyu, a small shrimp, to catch Qin Kui this big fish.
"That's even more impossible. The little boy's ambition is to be a young scholar who can make money. You want him to carry a gun? It's even more impossible than the golden rain? I advise you, this move is absolutely right It doesn't work for me." Qin Ju moved his position, just yawned, and was about to take a nap, when he was kicked by Lei Dian, who hated iron for being weak, and kicked him with five successes.
"Can you stop calling me Xiaoyudi?" Xiang Siyu glanced at the crowd first, then lowered his head, and asked a little shyly.
"Don't call me Xiaoyudi, do you want to call you Xiaosianian?" The temporary female squad leader, who can be described as a burly woman, patted Xiang Siyu's shoulder and made a deafening sound.
Xiang Siyu, under conditioned reflex, was so excited that he wanted to escape from the clutches of the female monitor, but he was powerless, "Actually, I have oiled up every morning, which is Yumeijing, which is a five-pack of Yumeijing from the school supermarket."
"When the military training is over, I'll go buy a bag too. Thank you, little raindrop." The female squad leader had already got the answer she wanted, so she let go of Xiang Siyu's small shoulders and left gracefully.
When everyone saw it, it turned out that Xiao Yudi had to use a little violence to make him feel happy and communicate with everyone unimpeded, so they imitated the trick that the female squad leader just left - commonly known as Jiuyin Baiguzhang.
"I'm the only child in our family. I have cousins, but the children of my cousins are older than mine. The cousins have just started kindergarten, so you are really not suitable." Xiang Siyu said to the male classmates in the same class. Said slowly.
"You guys have nothing to do, why are you all around classmate Xiang Siyu? What should you do?" Li Dacai just came to the playground, and saw the junior student being besieged by everyone. This is the best time to display his senior status.
Xiang Siyu finally regained his 'freedom', stood up from the lawn, patted the sticky weeds on his buttocks, "Senior, why are you here?"
"Just now I calculated with my fingers, and I sensed that you were surrounded by a group of 'little monsters', so you had to skip class and come to rescue, how are you moved?" Li Da actually encountered something troublesome, I want to seek Xiang Siyu's help.
"Don't dare to move, senior, don't move either, don't look back." The reason why Xiang Siyu said this was because he saw a poisonous snake hanging on the branch behind Li Da, although he didn't know where it was. How could there be traces of snakes on the campus, but he didn't want any accidents for his seniors.
Li Da thought that the elementary school boy was joking with him, and while saying stop making trouble, he was about to look back, just as the little poisonous snake was about to attack, just as Li Da turned around, at this critical moment.
Instructor Lei Dian was really like a flash of lightning. With a sweeping sweep, he kicked the little poisonous snake hanging on the tree branch under the tree, and then pinched it with his big hand. The head of the little poisonous snake successfully transformed the crisis.
At this moment, in the eyes of all the freshmen, Lei Dian is no longer an instructor, but a hero, a well-deserved hero, an unparalleled hero.
~~~I am the dividing line of cuteness~~~
Li Da was about to kneel down to his savior, Instructor Lei Dian, and he wanted to treat him to a meal to show his gratitude. Of course, he also invited the elementary school boy. After all, he was the first to discover the little poisonous snake. As for Qin Yu It's because of his shamelessness, and thanks to Xiang Siyu's reputation, that he is now able to eat delicious food and drink spicy food at a restaurant called Yellow Crane Tower outside the school.
A group of four people replaced tea with wine and chatted happily.
"Eat more, elementary school brother, didn't you get an infusion a few days ago? Come, eat a chicken foot." Li Da said, putting a piece of braised chicken feet into Xiang Siyu's bowl.
"Thank you, senior." Xiang Siyu directly took the chicken paw in his hand, and it was delicious to chew on it.
Qin Yu had never eaten food like chicken feet before. Seeing the little kid eating one after another, his cravings were immediately hooked. With the mentality of trying it out, he plucked up his courage, but But I picked it up with chopsticks for a long time, but I didn't pick a single one. I was so angry that I immediately started to use it, and even put the whole chicken paw in my mouth. I almost didn't choke to death, but the chicken paw from Yellow Crane Tower, The color and fragrance are complete, even if the meat has been swallowed and the bones are spit out on the table, there is still a lingering fragrance between the lips and teeth, which is really memorable.
While eating, Xiang Siyu suddenly remembered that Qin Ju had a lot of nosebleeds in recent days. After wiping his hands clean, he picked up a piece of duck blood with another pair of spare chopsticks and put it in Qin Ju's mouth. I did not forget to say, "How can the old nosebleed do it?"
"I got angry. After a while, the weather will cool down and I'll be fine. Little brat." Qin Kuo obediently swallowed the duck blood, because he didn't like it at all. Food like blood.
Li Da looked at the "friendly" relationship between the elementary school brother and Qin Yu's junior brother, and felt an indescribable envy in his heart. Thinking about the troubles he encountered recently, he asked the waiter directly for a bottle of white wine , but he had just had a drink when he was stopped by instructor Thunder.
"What's the situation?" Qin Ju glanced at the little boy, only to see that Xiang Siyu was also shaking his head, not knowing what to say.
After drinking a little, Li Da bypassed Qin Yu and sat beside Xiang Siyu, "Primary school boy, can you tell me? How can I catch up with the girl I like?"
"Well, I have no experience either! Or you can ask them." Li Da's question stumped Xiang Siyu.
"I just want you to answer me. I don't know them very well. Primary school brother." Li Da was clearly drunk after drinking a glass of white wine, and almost fell asleep right away.
"It seems that Li Da is drunk. Seeing that this kid is big and thick, he looks like he can drink alcohol. Unexpectedly, he is a paper tiger. He is not good for anything." Lei Dian twisted a peanut with his hands. , put it in his mouth and bite it a few times, and said slowly.
"As long as you are really nice to the girl you like, she will definitely like you too. Senior." Xiang Siyu relied on his intuition. Although he had never eaten pork, he had seen pigs running no matter what.
"I don't even think she has a son, so why should she think I'm young? What's wrong with being seven years older? What's the relationship between siblings? I just like her, primary school brother, help me, or we Kidnap her son! I don't believe she's still not on good terms with me." Li Da was talking drunk, his eyes were already red.
"You don't like Miss Zhou, do you? Senior." The only candidate Xiang Siyu thought of was Zhou Lingling.
"Lingling, my Lingling, my baby,,," Li Da fell unconscious as he spoke.
"Who is Lingling?" Lei Dian blurted out.
Xiang Siyu: "It's the older sister at the front desk of the Taekwondo gym where I worked part-time before. She is very kind and beautiful. She also has a three-year-old son, but I am not familiar with the specific situation of Zhou. Instructor Thunder"
"Then she is a married woman, Li Da doesn't want to be a third party, does he? Xiang Siyu" Lei Dian put down his chopsticks and became a little serious.
"Based on my understanding of Senior Li Da's character, he would not do such indecent things as destroying other people's families, let alone stalk a married woman, maybe Sister Zhou is single. "Xiang Siyu didn't want to have a big meal for a long time, sighed, and explained clearly to the Lei Dian instructor for Li Da.
"Luohua intentionally flows ruthlessly, women chase men through layers of gauze, men chase women across mountains, Li Da fell in love with a woman who doesn't like him." Qin Ju took a sip of white wine, and slowly expressed his opinion.
Seeing this, Xiang Siyu directly poured the remaining half of the white wine in Qin Yu's wine glass on the ground, "Dare to drink white wine when you get angry, are you afraid that there will be too much blood to flow?"
"Aren't I worried about your senior? You little brat," Qin Kui hurriedly wiped his mouth and said awkwardly.
"I'm responsible for sending Li Da back to the dormitory. Xiang Siyu, you and Qin Ju go back first! Don't forget to meet at the playground at three o'clock in the afternoon." After Lei Dian finished speaking, he called the waiter closest to him to check out and carried Li Da directly. on the shoulders.
~~~I am the naughty dividing line~~~
"Qin Yu, what kind of girl do you like?" Xiang Siyu was lying on the sofa, not at all sleepy, he was still thinking about Senior Li Da.
"Why did you ask me this question suddenly? Could it be because of the influence of Li Dan?" Qin Ju stopped cutting his toenails suddenly.
"I think an outstanding boy like you must be accompanied by a tall, rich and beautiful girl." Xiang Siyu said to himself.
Qin Yu felt the need to interrupt the little boy's wild thoughts, "I'm not interested in girls."
"I'll just say it! You're all right, you stay in the dormitory all the time, and you don't go anywhere except to buy goods with me. It turns out that it's because you're sick. Hey! If it doesn't work, I'll take you to a Chinese medicine doctor. If you're embarrassed, Just write my name in the medical record." Xiang Siyu completely misunderstood the meaning of Qin Ju's words just now.
"You think I'm someone with a problem in that area? Little brat." Qin Ju pressed Xiang Siyu on the sofa and bullied him.
"But you said it yourself. However, you must not think that this is a big deal. Now that medicine is advanced, and you have a body of tendons, you can take at most three or five Chinese medicines, and the disease will be cured. .” Xiang Siyu still feels that it is Qin Yu who is hindering his face.
"Then what do you think is the cure for the disease? Little brat" Qin Ju put his whole body weight on Xiang Siyu's body like a fool, and did not forget to rub the little Xiang under him as he spoke.
"Don't be like this, Qin Yu, I'm normal." Xiang Siyu clamped his legs tightly.
"I don't care, you haven't answered me anyway! Little brat." The reason why Qin Ju's nosebleed these days is entirely his own doing, and he can't blame others.
"Didn't you often search for Mr. Baidu on the Internet? It's more convenient for you to ask about this kind of thing than me." Xiang Siyu turned his head to the side, not daring to look at Qin Ju's eyes that were about to burn.
"You said you're normal, so how do you know you're normal? Little brat" Qin Ju asked knowingly that Xiang Siyu was thin-skinned.
"This kind of thing can only be understood and cannot be expressed in words. You get up first, and I will almost be crushed by you." The more Xiang Siyu struggled, the tighter Qin Kuo imprisoned him, and there was no gap between the two bodies. any gaps.
"The military training is over this afternoon. I'll go buy the goods by myself. You just wait in the dormitory to collect the money. Little brat." Qin Kui felt that today's quantity is enough, so enough is enough. He moved his whole body to the left and calmed down slowly. .
The white half-sleeves on Xiang Siyu's upper body had already been soaked with his and Qin Yu's sweat, and the two spots on his chest were faintly visible, panting heavily, "It's a good thing we don't have any grudges, otherwise I really suspect that you are Murder my brother."
"Little kid, will you agree to be with someone who loves you so much because you feel sorry for him?" Qin Ju put his head on Xiang Siyu's neck, and asked suddenly for some reason.
"If it's what you said, it's called compassion, not love. A marriage without love is like a light bulb without electricity. It won't light up. Do you want me to live forever? I think I will definitely not agree." At this time, Xiang Siyu turned into a big brother and grabbed Qin Ju's hair with his hands.
"Then what kind of love do you want? Little brat"
"There must be a pastoral life of firewood, rice, oil and salt, and the sharing of men's farming and women's weaving. They are two independent individuals, and they will be integrated very properly, huh?" Xiang Siyu thought for a while and then said: "Perhaps Shou life to support each other until old age."
"If I'm really not interested in girls, will you look down on me?" Qin Ju suddenly had a plan, he couldn't just do nothing like this, or he would have to wait until the kid and wife were hot.
"Can I ask, when did you discover this situation?"
"This year. Little kid" Actually what Qin Ju wanted to talk about the most was after meeting you.
"Then you don't want to fall in love? I see that many girls in our class are all giving you glances, and you ignore them. It's no wonder that your illness is cured like this!"
"But none of them are my type, either with short legs or thick necks."
"Then what type of girl do you like? I'll help you as a staff officer." Xiang Siyu looked at his watch, and there was one more hour left, so there was plenty of time.
"I'm not going to say anything, because I'm afraid you'll get angry. Little brat." Qin Ju turned his head to one side, pouted his buttocks, and pretended to be secretly sad.
Xiang Siyu kicked Qin Ju's ass fiercely with his tender little feet, "Hurry up and say, be careful, this shop will disappear if you cross this village, I promise not to be angry."
"I like people like you." Qin Yu paused for a moment, and then said: "Girls", in fact, he wanted to talk about boys, but he couldn't say it yet.
"Girls like me? Don't they have fine hair on their legs?"
Qin Yu: "..."
"I'm joking with you! Do you mean height? Or fair skin? Or a girl who doesn't dislike poverty and loves wealth?" After Xiang Siyu finished speaking, he turned Qin Yu's head around again, facing himself .
"I like him, oval face, big eyes, long eyelashes, black or thick eyebrows that are just right, straight nose, red mouth, teeth that are both white and even, and a smile Sometimes the eyes should be like the stars, which makes me deeply fascinated. It should have a swan neck, a butterfly valley, a small waist, long legs, and no hair." Anyone with a discerning eye can see it, which is clearly saying Xiang Siyu, it's a pity that the authorities are often confused, but the bystanders are clear.
"I'm not talking about you. You are too demanding. How can there be such a perfect person? I don't think you are not interested in girls, but that you are not interested in ordinary girls."
"Anyway, my requirements can't be lowered at all. The one I like must be a perfect person. Little brat." Qin Ju got up and walked to the bathroom, otherwise he would have another nosebleed.
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