Retire from the human world

Chapter 67

The ball of yellow paper that was swallowed by the wood toad was immersed in pitch blackness. This is a magic spell that can only be entered and cannot be exited. , stepping on the seven-star step, sprinkling dog blood and painting cinnabar, and then the talisman paper in his hand suddenly burned.

But whether it can exorcise ghosts and subdue demons still depends on the alchemist's cultivation.

This talisman is very easy to draw, with a little knowledge of mystic arts, one can throw a piece of paper into the Netherworld out of thin air, and those with advanced skills can just use this talisman to wrap away evil spirits and throw them together.In layman's terms, this kind of talisman is a train ticket. It seems that anyone can buy it without any purchase threshold, but if you can really buy a ticket to send away ghosts and ghosts... let's just laugh and say nothing.

Most of the wandering Taoist priests were beautiful and majestic. In fact, they only performed the tricks of delivering tickets empty-handed and drawing the ground as a prison. The passengers who were supposed to be sent away stayed where they were.

Those masters in the mundane world who have two brushes and can send evil spirits and monsters to the underworld by a one-way train may not necessarily know the principle. Anyway, they have learned this way from generation to generation to get rid of evildoers who cause harm to the world.As for whether the terminal of this bus is Netherland or Hell, it is not the focus of attention.

And the people in the comprehension world who know the truth—

It is expressly stipulated that all advertising paper must be made of paper with dark patterns painted on talismans, so that it can go straight to the trash can after a certain period of time.Otherwise, sects or individuals who distribute leaflets will have to pay fines for environmental damage. How suitable this policy is for cultivators who live in a dead house.Advertisements for special offers in supermarkets and lists of promotional activities in various stores will disappear automatically after a limited period of time. You don’t need to clean up your cave, and your home won’t be a mess.

Immediately, this application has been intensified and developed into packaging bags, notes, etc., and finally appeared on the trash can, which is very suitable for dead houses, and there is no need to go out to take out the trash.

Therefore, the development of science and technology to a certain level has the same effect as comprehension: to develop in a convenient way and to cultivate more lazy people.

But the living environment of the residents of the nether world is not so good.

The deepest area, which does not overlap with the mortal world at all, was occupied by Xing Tian Er, and the remaining area was also sworn sovereignty by the fierce beast Qiongqi.The remaining residents have to endure the garbage that appears out of thin air, and the most and widest range is the talisman paper.For example, the weather forecast (if any) in the Netherworld today must be: the collapse of the enchantment caused the continuous loss of magic fog and demon atmosphere, there is no heavy fog, it is not suitable for sleeping, and it is recommended to exercise outside the boundary, because the whole area is heavily polluted by flying talismans.

Why, just after the Mid-Autumn Festival, all kinds of advertising papers expire on August [-]th.

Just like acid rain, everyone can only bear it, hide and hide, don't be stupid and get wet, even if you are covered upright.The lowest-level monsters will only be stripped of a layer of skin by the talisman, and will not die.It's like a heavy snowfall in the mortal world. If there are no powerful demons to sweep away these floating talisman papers, the lowly demons in the Netherworld can only curl up for ten and a half months, and wait for the demonic energy to erode and melt the waste papers. Resume activity.

Since there are unpolluted areas occupied by Xing Tian Er, of course there are also areas where garbage dumping is particularly serious.

These places are all connected with the Fengshui spiritual veins of Shenzhou. If you think about it with your toes, this kind of place is a big sect that has been passed down for thousands of years.

The yellow paper ball that Shen Dong dropped just happened to hit a certain guy on the forehead.

It raised its lower eyelids and didn't move, as if it had been bitten by a mosquito, no matter how itchy or annoying it was, it was in no mood to respond.

In the nether world, even powerful monsters will not be bored to read the advertising papers in the cultivation world. Without him, they can't understand it!The level of illiteracy here will only be lower than that in the world of comprehension, and will never be higher. The god Xingtian only knows oracle bone inscriptions, and the ignorant Qiongqi doesn't even know oracle bone inscriptions. He has been purely illiterate since the prehistoric era. Will bully the weak.Two negative and dangerous are slightly better, but they only understand official script.

The monster that was pushed here released its magic energy, and soon the ball of paper disappeared.Before it could be complacent, a pot of boiling alchemy water poured down on its head. It was so hot that it screamed. Its body was too long. Just as it tried to avoid it, it encountered a bucket of cold cave water for tempering magic weapons, and immediately rolled down. The skin and flesh couldn't withstand such tossing, and it cracked directly.

This continued howling, and finally woke up the second.

He shook his head in a daze, and found that standing was very tired, so he subconsciously shouted: "Danger?"

There was no response.

He was startled, and finally woke up completely, and saw the white python coiled beside him, half of his body was bloody, dyed red, his head was hanging on one side, and a part of his tail was missing.Those talismans flying all over the sky made the white python twitch continuously, like salt sprinkled on the wound, the damage caused was not fatal enough, but enough painful to die from.

"Who did it?" Er's angry voice echoed in the dark Netherworld.

He remembered that he seemed to be chasing that hawthorn, why did he suddenly return to the Netherworld?

Wait, he seems to have picked up a hard shell full of thorns, an extremely terrifying smell... Could it be a trick set by the cultivation world?Did Wei desperately protect him from escaping back (the cause was completely wrong, but the result was particularly correct).These wounds are almost all the traces of being torn open, not wounded by weapons, and cultivators will not eat the meat of ancient monsters, it must be Taotie, and Yu Kun!

"Whoa!"

Just at this time, someone in the cultivation world poured in a basin of bath water that smelled like Sapinberry.

Standing there wetly, Er's anger value was almost off the charts:

"Xiu, Zhen, Jie!"

This hatred is inseparable!

The second negative changed back to its original shape, and the white python swam forward after being entangled and unable to move.

The residents of this unlucky place also look like snakes, but two bodies are branched out from one head, they have wings but most of them are broken, and they have six legs that are very thin. They shiver and avoid each other.In the nether world, their combat effectiveness is not too bad, but it is a second to drive them to live in this unlucky place.

Second, seeing them with one head and two snake-like bodies is annoying.

——No one can say "two" in front of the second boss, and those who use their bodies to hint are all damned.

It just so happens that this kind of monster is called Feiyi, and when it comes out, there will be a severe drought in the world. Cultivators of all dynasties have spared no effort to slaughter them, wishing to chop them all up or throw them into the nether world.Now when the second loser sees them, he thinks of Zheng Changhou who has the same skill.

"Little Hanba, I'm going to kill you and tear you to shreds bit by bit!" Er Ling angrily bit off a fat head's head before leaving bitterly.

In the distance, Xing Tian's loud voice appeared:

"Second brother, where have you been? Are you avoiding me? You said my head is in Yu Kun's hands, where is my head?"

It is conceivable that the second party made a deep memory of Xing Tian in his heart, and saved it for the future.

The sound gradually faded away, and after a long while, a fat leg moved slightly.

Then they quickly gathered together, looking sadly at the companion whose head was bitten into pieces, they had been imprisoned for a long time in the netherworld to have a blood relationship (what), they are not monsters with successful cultivation, nor It's not that there is only one rare and strange species of this species. Over the years, it has lived and died, and the existing fat remains are all related by blood in a distant or near way.

Fat Yi brought severe drought and natural disasters. They couldn't even cry, they could only twist their bodies, put their heads on the corpses of their companions, kept licking the blood that flowed out, and let out bursts of ear-piercing wailing.

If the nether world is a prison, they are the worst. In the prison, there are also unlucky ghosts in prison.Being oppressed by the prison tyrant, the prisoners stepped on them a few times. The worst thing was Qiongqi. If the white tiger was awake, he would even come and grab a piece of fat and eat it as a snack.

If it goes on like this, sooner or later they will all die.

A certain piece of fat suddenly raised its head from the corpse of its companion. This pitch-black area is full of rubbish thrown from the cultivation world, and the melting speed can never keep up with the frequency of throwing rubbish. The wrong elixir, so he is much more flexible than his companions, and he can think about more things besides instinct.

——I heard that there are many monsters chasing the spiritual energy, and went to a place far away, farther than the East China Sea.

Of course, this kind of term has no meaning to it. As an ancient creature that can bring disasters, this fat corpse has never even seen the sun, clouds, or blue sky... let alone what a "human" looks like That's it.

Now this concept appears very clearly in its mind.

Leave the netherworld and go to the human world.

Seeing Shen Dong's unconscious sleeping appearance, Du Heng's eyes suddenly cleared up, and he immediately withdrew his hand.

He seemed a little bit wrong just now, as if something disturbed his thoughts, and his mood was very unstable.For a moment, he even wanted to take out the scabbard to seal Shen Dong.This will save Shen Dong from running around all day long. I don't know how this idea came about, but it is very similar to the ominous omen of the catastrophe at the foot of Beiman Mountain, which made him a little restless.

He can soar, but he can't meditate.

How bizarre.

Du Heng felt that something seemed to have happened.

At the same time, in the Chengtian Sect, which is good at magic deduction, the clouds and mist above Juefeng are misty, and the whole Taoist temple is extremely magnificent. It is one of the best famous sects in the cultivation world.The head of Huangqin, who was talking, suddenly shook his hand, and his whole body became stiff. The real Baishu next to him caught the smartphone that fell down, and reprimanded him heartbroken: "I just bought it from Shanhaiyi, so don't be careful." .”

Huang Qin's face turned pale, and he raised his hand and began to calculate, his brows were so wrinkled that they could tie a knot.

Master Baishu put the phone back into his sleeve, looked up, and was immediately puzzled:

"Senior brother in charge?"

There is actually a 30-year age gap between the two brothers and sisters, but for a cultivator, there is not much difference between 570 and [-] years old. They have the same white hair and youthful face, and their cultivation base is on the verge of crossing the catastrophe.But Huangqin is more obsessed with astrology and destiny. Although he sat in the position of head, he doesn't care about it at all on weekdays. If he suddenly gets nervous, there is only one explanation.

"The secrets of heaven are in chaos, and a catastrophe is coming."

"What?" Daoist Baishu also stood up. He really didn't expect any disaster. The ghost monsters were fighting among themselves, and a large number of monsters ran to the other side of the ocean. related."

"I don't know." Sect Leader Huangqin closed his eyes and stared for a while, still unable to figure out why.

This is something that has never happened before.

Even in the bloody battle at Beimang Mountain, Huangqin got a warning beforehand that he was undefeated and unpredictable, and it turned out to be the case later.What kind of accident will it be, even more serious than Du Heng's level of crossing the catastrophe?

"Du Heng has recently obtained the Annihilation of the Ten Directions..." Baishu Daoist said while looking at his junior brother.

Although he has a high level of cultivation, he really doesn't have much talent in the art of arithmetic, otherwise the position of master would not be given up to his junior brother.

Seeing that Huang Qin still remained silent, Master Bai Shu was even more puzzled. There really hasn't been anything major happening in the realm of comprehension recently. Yu Kun's transformation from a Peng to a Kun isn't news, is it?

Scutellaria's eyebrows frowned more and more tightly, his face was already pale, a large bead of sweat rolled down from his forehead, after a long while, he suddenly spit out a mouthful of blood and fell back down.

Daoist Baishu was so shocked that he was at a loss. Before he could decide whether to call the Shennonggu rescue hotline or find Yu Kun, he heard the low voice of his junior brother: "Drought... quickly find Zheng Changhou!"