Master of Three Worlds

Chapter 14

Han Baoshu was stunned suddenly, he didn't let out a breath, hiccupped, and then repeated again and again, "Ji, hiccup, Boss Ji, you... hiccup, why are you talking like that, Hiccup, ugly?"

Ji Han didn't bother to talk to this idiot at all. Hearing this guy hiccup after ear, he seemed to be dying.The fastest update, he became more and more impatient, and said: "I'm not afraid to scare you to death when you say it, your ex-girlfriends one, two, three, four, and the one in the room now are all the same thing. Don't you like to make fun of other people's charms?" ? The evil spirit is the most petty, scheming, and now he is entangled with you, so let's see what to do."

"Ah?" Han Baoshu was stunned, and the hiccup who had just been stunned was frightened back again, beads of sweat oozed from his scalp, his eyes widened, and he stammered, "True, true or false?"

Ji Han stood up and looked at him coldly, "You have sent so many petitions, did you invite us to tease you?"

Han Baoshu was stunned for a moment, his eyes blushed, "I wouldn't have slept with my arms around the monster so many times, would I?!"

Fenghuang whispered at the side, Shaoyuan's face was a little heavy, and he tried to use a soft voice to ask: "Mr. Han, a private question, have you ever done anything sexual with these girlfriends?"

As soon as the words were finished, the room became quiet. Fenghuang stared at him with wide eyes, and Ji Han also cast his gaze over, frowning slightly, as if confused.

The young man's face was also flushed, and after a long time he hesitated and said: "No, no...Actually, I tried several times, but I gave up before letting her take off her clothes every time..." Han Baoshu swallowed He spat at the mouth, looked at the floor with drooping eyelids, and murmured in a low voice, "They are all very open, but I actually think it shouldn't be like this in my heart. My mother said that you can only have a relationship with someone who is a daughter-in-law. Children are responsible for…”

Fenghuang exclaimed, "Wow, you are that kind of giant panda male in the human world."

Han Baoshu swallowed, a little scared, and looked at Shao Yuan cautiously, "Mr. Shao, if we... what will happen?"

Shao Yuan smiled and said: "It's nothing, just need to take two more medicines, since you don't have any, you don't have to think about it."

Ji Han next to him was silent for a long time, before he said: "We will collect it for you next time, go out for a walk, drink coffee and turn around, and come back in about an hour."

"Is that all right?"

"Yeah." Ji Han looked at Shao Yuan from the corner of his eyes, but he was speaking to Han Baoshu, "Of course, when you come back, I will take away your memory about the ghosts and ghosts, after all, ghosts and ghosts It should still be suspended in the human world, and should not be too concrete, I believe that you yourself are not willing to remember these things all the time."

"Of course." Han Paoshu nodded again and again, grabbed his coat, and said with some embarrassment: "Well, thank you for your hard work."

As he said that, he turned around and left, passed by the door of the master bedroom and made a detour, walking lightly, with a very comical appearance on tiptoe.

The anti-theft door opened and closed, and there was inevitably some movement. Ji Han walked to the door, saw that there was no movement in the master bedroom, sneered, and lazily closed the door again.

Fenghuang asked, "Boss, are you going to fight?"

"Hit." Ji Han said lazily, looked at Shao Yuan again, hesitated, "What did you lie to him just now?"

If there is anything between people and Qi Mei, it must be an illusion created by Qi Mei.As for why you need to take medicine, it's pure nonsense.

Shao Yuan lowered his eyes and smiled, "I just saw his honest and honest look, and thought it was fun to tease him."

Ji Han, "..."

"And I'm also curious, what can this mortal man do with genderless ghosts and ghosts."

Ji Han, "..."

Fenghuang stroked the imaginary feathers on his arm, and said, "Mr. Shao, I don't see that you still have such bad tastes."

Shao Yuan restrained his smile, and said, "No, I'm just curious."

Ji Han felt that this guy usually looks upright, but when he is not serious, it makes people feel creepy.He shook his wrist and said, "I'm going to take that demon, you can wait for me here, or you can follow me to watch the fun, whatever you want."

Fenghuang, "The little bird won't follow."

Shao Yuan, "I'll follow you."

Ji Han paused and looked back at Shao Yuan, "Yes."

The man followed him out, gently closed the door, shutting Haha, who was habitually following, inside, and said in a low voice, "Hey, you won't follow."

Ji Han turned his head and rolled his eyes, "Why don't you let Haha follow? No matter what I usually do, it must be by my side."

Shao Yuan smiled, "It can't help, so what are you going to do?"

"You can't help, what are you doing here?"

Shaoyuan said, "I am different, we are partners."

Ji Han thought to himself, this guy does one thing every day, and he can make a three-point argument whether he has a reason or not. He is definitely not a fuel-efficient lamp.

Pushing open the door of the master bedroom, there was unexpectedly no one inside.The loli girl just now had disappeared, and the lolita skirt covered with lace and palace lace was spread on the bed, and the shoes were placed beside the bed, as if the person in the clothes turned into a puddle of water and evaporated in the air.

Shao Yuan frowned, "Impossible, this barrier is very deep, how can a mere demon break it?"

Ji Han snorted coldly, with a sinister smile, and said lazily, "I didn't run away, I'm here."

As he spoke, he walked to the desk. There was a bookshelf on the desk, and one row of the bookshelf was full of figures.All kinds of female characters with long legs, thin waist and big breasts in Japanese comics are made into plastic villains, with a tall figure and a sweet smile.

Ji Han clicked his tongue twice, "Otaku, I like to collect these."

As he said that, he picked up one of the red-haired ones and put it in his hand to play with. It was the shortest one among many figures. Although he was short, his measurements were impressive and he was very hot.With a delicate and serious face, holding a sharp dagger in her palm, she is a very difficult and violent lolita.

"Tsk tsk." Ji Han held the figurine in his palm and admired it, smiling so much that he wanted to stick his face on it.I don't know what's going on with the figure, it should be made of plastic, but Boss Ji's perverted smile is reflected in his eyes.

"The Korean newspaper has a good aesthetic. Among so many figures, I like this one the most."

Shao Yuan asked: "What does Boss Ji like about it? Is it the material?"

"Yes, material." Ji Han nodded, pinched the figurine's neck with his fingertips, and said, "Like plastic and clay, not bad, go back and melt it and make me a pumice stone."

Shao Yuan understood, "I happen to have a lighter from a cluster of three real fires here, and gave it to Boss Ji."

Ji Han smiled happily when he heard the words, "That would be great, use three real fires to melt this thing into a fluid, find a bag and sew it up, and make it a reheatable warm baby, and put Haha in the doghouse in winter."

Before he finished speaking, the thing in his hand suddenly vibrated wildly, broke free from his grasp, drew an arc in the air, and then transformed into a thing with a human face and a beast body.Qi Mei's whole body is reddish-brown, and there are hideous scars left by the ancient gods in battle on her body. Her face is still the same as that loli just now, but her expression is weird and terrifying. She screamed in the air, "Ji Han, for no reason, you take care of me what to do!"

Ji Han chuckled, "You recognize me, hey, amazing."

"Stop talking nonsense! I have long heard that you are now financially insane, and it is true that you are on business with people from the heavens and the underworld! It is my bad luck to run into you today. You let the magician behind you break the barrier, and we will go to the other side of the road." , are irrelevant."

"That can't be done." Ji Han sighed regretfully, showing a gourd in one hand, "After accepting the mission from Weifu, I have to catch the evil things and bring them back, otherwise I won't be able to get back the reward."

As he spoke, he picked up the gourd and threw himself at it without waiting for Mi Mei to argue again.Yao Mei screamed and dodged in the air, barely dodging the blow. Unexpectedly, Ji Han made a quick and ruthless attack. Seeing that it dared to dodge, the gourd swelled several times in an instant, filling half the room. Ji Han held it with both hands. Swinging the gourd tightly, the evil spirit had nowhere to escape, and was slapped on the wall like a flying insect. It opened its mouth and spit out a wall of ghost blood.

The things on the table and the cabinet were thrown by the gourd, and they were smashed to pieces on the ground, and the ground was covered with wood chips, porcelain chips, and plastic dross.Ji Han froze for a moment, and was about to say something when Shao Yuan came out from the corner behind the door silently, looked at the mess and sighed, and said, "Look, if Haha follows, it can help you Clean up the mess?"

Ji Han was shocked, "Can you clean up?"

Shao Yuan took out a thick tube of glue from his trouser pocket, and said: "The glue used by gods, let's see if it can stick to this broken place." After sweeping, almost all of them were broken into slag powder, which made people's brain hurt, "Boss Ji, you have been on missions for so many years, before you met me, who cleaned up the mess for you?"

Ji Han said nonchalantly: "If you smash it, you will smash it. The people who come to ask for it are all related to their wealth and life. It's nothing if I smash something at them."

Shao Yuan sighed, obviously disapproving of such a rude robber.He took out another handkerchief from his trouser pocket and threw it into the air. The handkerchief spun for a few seconds and turned into a one-meter-square lotus blanket. Shao Yuan jumped up and sat in the air, and gracefully began to mend the mess on the ground.

Ji Han clicked his tongue, "It's really rare that Mr. Shao lives more noble than Ji."

Yan Mei opened his bloody eyes and spat blood and said, "Ji Han... You are a good-looking creature outside the Three Realms, but now you have fallen into the company of the heavens and the underworld, and your behavior is vulgar and arrogant. It's really..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Ji Han used a gourd to roll the dough back and forth two more times, and he couldn't breathe at once. Boss Ji approached him with a gloomy face, and sneered, "Whoever dares to point fingers at me, You are the first in the world to... say! You have been sleeping for thousands of years, when did you wake up? Why did you wake up?"

Qi Mei looked at him with bloody eyes, "Why should I tell you?"

Ji Han suddenly smiled, with a smile full of spring breeze, but so gloomy that it could make people feel their backs.He said: "You don't say it, it's fine. Do you think you are a ghost, and I beat you to the ground and then go back to sleep? You think too much, I will take you back and squeeze your ghost blood Fuck, there is only a trace of consciousness hidden in the ghost skin and spread on my gourd rack. My dog ​​just sharpened his paws recently, look at your bumpy body, it can just be used by him."

The ghost on the wall began to tremble.

"Oh, that's right." Ji Han suddenly thought of something, "Since you are awake, your good friend Momo must be awake too, right? I will take a picture of your miserable appearance and let everyone in heaven and hell post it , I can't let you feel wronged secretly, I have to find it to feel sorry for you."

As Ji Han said, he was about to reach out to remove the ghost on the wall, but before he touched the skin of the ghost, he saw the ghost spit out the last big mouthful of ghost blood, and confessed: "Eight, 80 years ago. 80 years ago The world was in turmoil the day before yesterday, and most of the sleeping ghosts, ghosts and gods in the ground have woken up."