Master of Three Worlds

Chapter 10 Calabash Baby is very powerful

The deep meaning in Ji Han's eyes faded, and a layer of superficial irritation surfaced, "You want to share my money?"

Shao Yuan paused subtly, "It's only [-]%... I just ask for [-]% symbolically, isn't that okay?"

"Of course not!" Ji Han was in a hurry, and he showed his gourd to check the accounts of the last few times, and said: "According to the market situation, my remuneration for the next round is at least a hundred times that of yours, and you take [-]% of it, which is also taken I'm ten times the price of what I used to be, I can't make it, I'm at a loss." He said he put the gourd behind his back and was about to leave, Shao Yuan shouted from behind: "Boss Ji, stop."

"What are you doing?" Ji Han turned his head to look at him, a little irritated, "You are too weird, greedy and cunning, I don't bother to talk to you, from now on we will go our separate ways, as long as we don't know each other."

"How can this be done?" Shao Yuan denied, "Boss Ji's remuneration is a hundred times that of mine, and the vast majority of the hundred times are those fees that you added casually. How about this, I only want [-]% of your principal. According to the ratio of your principal to the premium, I'm afraid it will account for less than [-]% of the total harvest, so it's okay for the head office?"

Ji Han paused when he heard this, turned his head, frowned and looked down at the ground, obviously calculating.

The phoenix flew out of Shao Yuan's palm and landed on Ji Han's shoulder, stretching his round neck, "Chirp chirp chirp chirp!"

——Boss, it’s a good deal![-]% of the principal is only a few dollars, Mr. Shao will give you some treasures every time he accompanies you, and the treasures are more than this money, very good deal!

Ji Han nodded slowly when he heard the words, looked at the peasy eyes of the fat bird on his shoulder, and said in a low voice: "You are right. And if you bind this guy to end together, the principal paid by Youwei Erfu will also increase. , My previous premium items will also benefit from the revolving interest of the principal, and the increased principal will be distributed to him, and there is not much money, so I can only make money and not lose money."

Shao Yuan was smiling beside him, with admiration and joy in the corners of his eyes and brows, "Will Boss Ji agree? If you still hesitate, then you might as well give you a memory for free. You can inspect the goods. If you think the quality is okay, then we will Just deal."

The pride in Ji Han's heart directly hung on the corner of his mouth, the corner of his mouth uncontrollably rose a few degrees, and then he suppressed it.He cleared his throat and said hypocritically: "That's fine, I'll inspect the goods later, and I'll notify you of the final cooperation intention in two days."

"Okay." Shao Yuan agreed.

Before the three of them and one dog left the villa, old man Wu peeped out from the bedroom window and shouted, "Boss Ji, is this matter resolved?"

Ji Han stood downstairs and said, "This matter is clarified."

The old man Wu frowned when he heard the words, and was about to let out a long breath, but felt that there was something in Ji Han's words, and it seemed that there was something deep in it, so he asked tentatively, "Have those things gone?"

Ji Han said, "No."

"what?"

Ji Han didn't make a sound, stretched his hand behind and took out the gourd, swung it across the door of the house twice, then retracted the gourd to a small size and put it in his trouser pocket, and said calmly: "The king of hell sent a ghost to trap you, and that ghost came again. I found two other little ghosts to act as demons together. Although I can take care of this matter, it seems to be more rewarding if I don’t care. You know in your heart that you have done your own crimes. I will add a barrier to you today. It's tricky, cause and effect go back and forth, just bear it yourself."

Mr. Wu's eyes widened, but he wanted to yell again, but found that there seemed to be an invisible barrier outside the house. The rude and angry voice spread a short distance, and when it hit the barrier, it disappeared immediately. He was expressionless, as if he hadn't heard anything.

But he could hear what Ji Han said, the eccentric and coquettish man admired his embarrassment for a while, and then laughed coldly: "Haha."

The old man Wu was so angry that his veins were tense, and he didn't care whether the words of cursing could be spread. He pointed to the downstairs and shouted: "You profiteer who is blind to money! You shameless! You—"

His words came abruptly, and I saw the not-so-pure husky in the corner circle around Ji Han's feet, Ji Han squatted down and silently nodded its head, and said with some affection: "Haha, the house is not clean today There are a lot of things, I will take gourd leaves and dip them in the water bowl when I go back, and drink them to ward off evil spirits."

Shao Yuan next to him sighed very lightly.

Haha lowered his eyes, nodded sadly, and weakly switched to the other side of Ji Han, arching his leg with his head, signaling him to leave this smoky place as soon as possible.

……

To go from the human world to the underworld, one has to pass through a narrow and deep path. The path is opened near a subway entrance with heavy traffic, but it is invisible to the human eye. Rotten stench.Ji Han usually doesn't want to go to hell at all, if it wasn't for the extremely high amount of debt collection this time, he wouldn't be bothered to put up with that dirty thing.

When he walked to the subway entrance, it was already completely dark. Ji Han glanced at the opening of the path, and said shamelessly, "I'm so bored, let's find a place to eat first, and then go to the underworld when you're full."

"Of course." Shao Yuan understood. He reached into his trouser pocket and felt it, and took out a few banknotes from the human world, and said with a smile: "The road from the human world to the underworld is often taken. There is a fireworks restaurant nearby. , the specialty is cooking with seasonal vegetables, the taste is good, please Boss Ji to try it?"

"Okay." Ji Han smiled lazily, "Do you often get orders from the mansion? It's weird, most of the ghost affairs in the world are handled by the Youfu, and the case of old man Wu is an absolute exception. Why do you always go to the underworld? ?”

Shao Yuan smiled, "Anyway, I just take this road often."

Ji Han snorted, thinking in his heart that when this guy contributes a few more memories, he must clean up all his mysteries.

The snack shop recommended by Shao Yuan is not far from the entrance of the underworld, but he has to twist and turn around the alley for a long time. As he walked, Fenghuang sighed that Mr. Shao would eat it. When the light at the door was getting closer, his nose suddenly moved, and his expression became serious.

The people next to him didn't notice that his footsteps had slowed down. Shao Yuan walked to the door of the store, and the proprietress who was wiping the table at the door smiled cheerfully, "Mr. Shao is here? You haven't come for a while, is it still in season?"

Shao Yuan said, "I brought friends today, let's add another soup. What's in season this week?"

Ji Han stood behind him, his face darkened, and under the yellow light of the street lamp, he looked extraordinarily gloomy.

The proprietress said: "Gourds. There are four seasons, so gourd roasted pork, chopped peppers and diced gourds, gourd pork belly mushrooms, gourd dumplings, oh, add rich gourd ribs soup, okay?"

The group of three people, together with a dog, were all silent.

Shao Yuan felt as if there was a dark wind blowing behind him, and the hairs on his back were raised. He turned his head and smiled at Ji Han with some embarrassment, "It's not in the way, it's not in the way. I don't know. If we eat gourds, let’s change to another family.”

Ji Han smiled sinisterly, "Heh."

He was suppressing the urge to turn his head and wanted to leave, when he heard the proprietress say anxiously from behind: "Don't tell me! They are all grown by my own family, and they were just harvested recently, and they are all tender gourds! They are just like the rotten gourds you imagined." The brawny old gourd is different, come to my backyard and have a look, it’s so green and so tender!”

As soon as she finished speaking, the stinky-faced young man who had been silent all this time turned around and looked at her seriously.

The proprietress choked and was startled, she licked her lips and boldly asked, "Young man, what's the matter?"

Ji Han said word by word with no expression on his face: "I advise you, it is wrong to eat gourds, and it is even more despicable to dislike the old and love the young. You——Enough is enough."

The lady boss wrinkled her face when she heard the words, she was like an emoji full of question marks.

When the group of people walked away, she spat, lowered her head and continued to wipe the table, complaining: "The young people nowadays are getting more and more tempered. They are all used to being at home when they were young, and they have never been beaten when they go out."

Ji Han walked out of the alley in one breath, and Shao Yuan followed from behind, apologizing in multiple voices: "I really didn't expect this to happen. Boss Ji, don't be angry, he has lived in the next world for thousands of years, and he really hasn't eaten a gourd."

Ji Han raised his eyebrows, and his curly locks of sideburns reappeared in anger. He said coldly, "Are you provoking me?"

"No, no, no." Shao Yuan denied Sanlian, "How could it be? Besides, the gourds grown by ordinary people must not be the same species as yours. I can vaguely see that Boss Ji's body is a gourd made of Hetuyu. Why bother How many mouthfuls do mortals eat that grow in the soil?"

Ji Han was a little calm when he heard the words, his chest heaved and fell for a while, and finally calmed down, and he sneered again, "You see through a lot, He Tuyu, these three words are rarely mentioned."

Fenghuang was beside him and said in a low voice in shock: "The Hetu Jade, according to the book in the Tianjie Diange, is the jade of creation, which has long since disappeared. The little bird always listened to stories in the heaven when he was a child. Boss, if you are really He Tuyu made it, do you know how much it is worth?"

Ji Han looked at him fixedly, and smiled evilly, "What's the matter, you're crazy about money, and you want to sell me, your boss?"

"No, no, no, no." Phoenix turned into a fat bird and jumped onto Ji Han's shoulder, chirping non-stop.

——Xiao Niao said, the boss himself is so valuable, why bother to run around in the Three Realms for that reward money, and just lie down and play games every day as a waste gourd.

"You think I'm you?" Ji Han squinted lazily, and when he looked away, he took a gouged look at Shao Yuan, and said, "I'm not in the mood to eat anymore. Remember, if you provoke me once, you will pay ten times more. Now you owe me money." I've had ten meals."

"Okay, no problem." Shao Yuan heaved a sigh of relief. Just now he saw the little gourd in the palm of Ji Han's palm glowing and bouncing when he was angry, as if he couldn't help but become a huge guy at any time and put it on his head. But he just opened his head to see a tragedy in the world. He silently walked to the other side of Ji Han's body without the gourd, looked at the deep entrance of the underworld exuding a cold and stench, took out a black tarpaulin umbrella from his trouser pocket, and opened it.

The umbrella was just big enough to accommodate two people.Shao Yuan thought for a while, then took out another small umbrella, and recited a spell randomly, the small umbrella floated above Haha, covering Haha too.

"What kind of weird thing is this?" Ji Han asked with his mouth curled up.

"Aren't you afraid of smells? It's made from the skin of ghosts who have committed a terrible crime. The filth and rotten smell will not invade under the umbrella. It is very practical."

"Really?" Ji Han raised his eyebrows, and looked up at the umbrellas held by men above his head.Judging from the appearance, this is an emergency umbrella that costs 20 yuan a piece in a convenience store in the world. I didn't expect it to be so magical.

"I'll practice it for you later, this one is a bit old."

Ji Han hummed, and felt a little happier.Shao Yuan pulled the fat bird off his shoulder, put it on Haha's back, patted Haha's head and said: "You take it, I have to take care of your boss."

Hearing this, Haha glanced at him sadly, then at Ji Han, restraining himself from shaking Phoenix down.

At midnight, the evil at the entrance of the underworld became more intense. The tall and calm man held the pitch-black tarpaulin umbrella firmly, and walked side by side with another young man who was slightly smaller and whose every move was full of hypocrisy and laziness. enter.

Surrounded by hell roses oozing with ghost blood and rotting corpses everywhere, but those evil and filthy people automatically avoid the umbrella, and there is a piece of cold and dry air under the umbrella.Ji Han breathed comfortably, and his expression became much happier. He casually glanced at the ugly hell ears growing on the walls on both sides, and said lazily, "Say hello to old man Yan Wang, I, Ji Han, are here."

In an instant, the entire quiet path exploded, and ghosts screamed and cried all over the world, wailing in disorder: "Boss Ji is here! Boss Ji is here again!"