dhibooks Chapter 21 June of the First Year of Zombies
Chapter 21 June of the First Year of Zombies
October 8, the first year of zombies
sunny
Without the help of horses or oxen, or improved farm implements, I worked very slowly, and because of this, I grew closer to my beans.
"What are you doing?" Zombie walked up behind me and asked, "You've been messing around here for a long time, do you need any help?"
"Some of the seeds here are not good." I lowered my head and said in a muffled voice, "I want to find the round ones with good colors to plant."
"Does it matter? Anyway, the things that grow out are the same." The zombie said.
He didn't seem to understand my thoughts, but he picked up the bean seeds with me.
"Of course it's different! As a face controler, if the seeds look good, my mood will improve, and I will pay more attention when taking care of the bean field, and the beans will grow better." I said, "Speaking of which, your How are the tomatoes doing?"
The zombie paused, and said: "I finished planting, but I didn't pick the seeds, I just planted them like that."
If the seeds are not picked QAQ, will the tomatoes grow into a deformed appearance?I suddenly lost my appetite when I thought of those strange-looking special tomatoes that I could occasionally see in the vegetable market.
"I don't think the taste of the fruit has much to do with whether the seeds look good or not." The zombie said, "Of course, if you really don't like tomatoes that don't grow up to standard, you can also choose to make tomato sauce. "
Ketchup (*￣▽￣*) I like it~ especially tomato sauce with finger cakes, it’s delicious~
But was there such a thing as ketchup when zombies were alive?Tomatoes should have been introduced into China in the Ming Dynasty!
"It's true that I didn't have such a thing when I was alive, but I wasn't completely isolated from the world for hundreds of years after my death." The zombie put the selected seeds in my palm, "Remember when I said that I used to Have you ever been a mountain god? At that time, in addition to large-scale sacrifices, people often came to the vicinity to ask me for some things, so I really had all kinds of tributes, such as salt, tomato sauce and so on... By the way, I also received I have seen a whole thousand paper cranes."
"Thousand paper cranes? Sounds so romantic." I sighed.
Most of my family and my contemporaries are girls, so I have been poisoned by all kinds of girl comics since I was a child. I have always hoped that one day there will be a girl standing in front of me with a thousand paper cranes in her hand and confessing to me, and I will definitely Would not hesitate to marry her as his wife.But as I grew older, I passed that naive age, and found that people like me would never have a girl to confess...
"If I remember correctly, around this time that year, a girl hung colorful paper cranes on a tree nearby, and made a wish to the mountain god, that is, me, that she hoped to spend the Qixi Festival with her sweetheart. " said the zombie.
"Hmm (☆_☆) and then?" I asked.
"There's no more, I'm not a real god, and I don't have the ability to help people realize their wishes... If she didn't choose to hang these paper cranes on the tree, but chose to give them to her sweetheart, maybe the chance of success is still high." It can be bigger." The zombie paused, glanced at me, and said, "You haven't planted yet?"
"You are really boring, you don't understand the romantic thoughts of girls at all." I muttered and buried the bean seeds in the ground, "It's obviously Qixi Festival..."
Having said that, Qixi Festival does seem to be in the month... a day to show love and abuse dogs OTZ
"What's wrong with Qixi Festival?" Zombie asked when he saw that I was halfway through my words.
"Qixi is Valentine's Day. I hope that all lovers in the world will finally get married." I said, "The little girl has prepared the tribute so hard, but you are not willing to help at all... No wonder you, the mountain god, are now a little incense nothing."
"I'm not Yuelao, how can I help? Is it possible to make a small fireball to lure the boy into the woods so that he can see these thousand paper cranes?" The zombie shook his head and said.
"What are you shaking your head for? You're pretty good at it." I laughed.
However, the zombie fell into silence suddenly, and said after a while: "Actually, that's what I did back then."
"What happened later? Was the boy super moved?" I asked.
"I don't know... Later those paper cranes hung here for many years, and many people who passed by were curious about the origin of these paper cranes, and there were many different versions, but probably only I know the real story behind it. "
QAQ is so romantic, I really want to celebrate Qixi Festival!
"Qixi Festival is a festival for little girls, why are you joining in the fun?" Zombie said slowly, "If you have that time, why don't you watch more... What's the point of playing Solitaire all the time? After all, you are also a person who can read and write. At the very least, you should be able to recite poems and compose rightly."
Confirmed again, Zombie is a boring person, he deserves to die without marrying a wife (▔皮▔)
"Although I look like a pure man on the outside, I have a girlish heart." I said shamelessly, "What's more, they have never celebrated Qixi Festival."
"I haven't celebrated the Qixi Festival either, so it's nothing." The zombie said indifferently, "And you just said that this festival is to wish all lovers in the world to get married? I'm afraid you haven't heard the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, have you? "
"Listen, I've heard it." I said.
His tone made me suspect that the story of Cowherd and Weaver Girl that I had heard before was a fake version.
"The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are not the orders of their parents and the words of the matchmaker, and they didn't get any good results in the end." The zombie said, "Even their own marriages are so unfortunate, how can they bless other people's love?"
"It's because I'm unlucky that I don't want others to be like them." I said, "In short, I'm going to celebrate this Qixi Festival! What if God sees that I'm pious and can assign me a girlfriend (*￣▽￣ *)."
The zombie seems to want to say something more, but seeing me so excited, he swallowed the words back into his stomach, and sighed: "In ancient times, there were students who dried their clothes on Qixi Festival and worshiped the leader... ...If you insist on celebrating Qixi Festival, then your wish will be granted."
(￣▽￣) Agreed to celebrate Chinese Valentine’s Day, but secretly changed the concept?Zombie, I can't do what you do.
"But I thought about Valentine's Day..."
"Qixi is really not Valentine's Day."
"Just treat it as a custom derived from later generations. You haven't celebrated the Valentine's Day version of Qixi Festival anyway, so just treat it as a joke." I said.
The zombie didn't speak, but he still seemed reluctant from his expression.
Hey (~￣▽￣)~ I’m so afraid of celebrating Valentine’s Day, maybe it’s because I’ve suffered some kind of emotional injury?Or is it that he has been secretly in love with me and is shy because he wants to spend Valentine's Day with me?
October 8, the first year of zombies
cloudy weather
I take good care of the beans, loosen the soil and weed them, and take care of their growth from morning till night.However, no matter how I look forward to, there is still not even a little green seedling in the field.
OTZ Did I plant fake seeds?
"You just planted the seeds yesterday, it would be strange if they germinated today." The zombie said, "Relax, my tomatoes haven't germinated yet."
Well, I also know that plants can't grow that fast, but this is my first time farming my own land, and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't nervous.To be honest, I can't wait to stay in the field 24 hours a day, for fear of missing any moment when the bean sprouts grow.
"Why hasn't it grown up yet?" I held my cheeks and looked at my three-pointed body in a daze.
According to the routine of the movie, if you survive a catastrophe, you will definitely get superpowers. Why haven't I got my superpowers yet?Even zombies can make small fire balls or something, but I can't do anything. This makes me a weak and helpless little zombie, how can I live in the last days... After all, if I can choose by myself, I hope I can Gain abilities similar to controlling time.At that time, I waved my hand, and the beans would grow into a row in minutes, and then waved any hoes and rakes, and they would instantly return to a brand-new appearance, how cool (*￣▽￣*)
By the way, if you really have this skill, you can use it on zombies after you practice it. Let’s see if it’s true or not that he always said that he looked better than Pan An when he was alive o(^▽^)o
"No matter how you look at it, it's impossible to grow it all at once." The zombie said, "The waiting time is always extremely long, but if you use this time to do other things, the beans may grow into you inadvertently." Looking forward to it."
"What can I do?" I murmured, "How about you help me think about the Qixi Festival activities?"
"I don't have any idea." Zombie said, "Although there are sisters in the family, they don't see each other very often, and I don't know what they are doing on Qixi Festival... Maybe they just get together to play games and chat?"
"Don't talk about them, how did you celebrate Qixi Festival when you were alive?" I asked, "Have you ever received love?"
"I rarely go looking for flowers and asking willows." The zombie said, "For me, Qixi Festival is an ordinary day, there is nothing special about it."
Zombie tries to look serious, but that's not my focus.
I rarely go looking for flowers and asking willows, that is to say, I have been there~
Having said that, I seem to have never asked him what the ancient brothels looked like.
"I don't know." Before I could speak, Zombie gave me the answer first.
Such a perfunctory (▔dish▔) baby is not happy!
"I haven't asked, how do you know that you don't know?" I said angrily, "You are avoiding the question."
"You want to know the reason?" Zombie asked after hesitating.
"Say it!" I said, "I promise I won't beat you to death!"
"Your expression betrays you... There is a hint of obscenity in your cunning, no matter what you want to ask, it must be a question that I don't want to answer." The zombie said.
I take back what I just said, I really want to kill him now!What is "cunning with a touch of wretchedness"?That's obviously witty and cute, okay?